title_screen_blurbs.txt

No gimble lock!
Not a Minecraft clone! (We swear!)
Go buy indie games!
420 friendly!
Hey Reddit!
Legalize it!
Don't do drugs!
Stay in school!
I majored in computer science and all I got was the skills to make this game
Take off every zig!
Somebody set us up the bomb!
For great justice!
You have no chance to survive make your time!
You're the man now, dog!
Will not blend!
Don't breathe this...
Is this real life?
Toy Story 2 was okay
Shoot at the cyberdemon until it dies!
I love bees
Over 9000 lines of code!
Never going to give you up!
Never going to let you down!
Touched by his noodly appendage!
Big in Japan!
Save the whales!
It's only a flesh wound!
This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!
It's dangerous to go alone!
You startled the witch!
42!
Don't panic!
Zombies ate my neighbors!
Obviously, you're not a golfer
In space no one can hear ice cream
There's always money in the banana stand!
Jinkies!
TESC!
Supercollider? I just met 'er!
Be nice to each other!
This was a triumph!
Call your mother!
In Soviet Russia, Spaceout plays you!
Use Linux!
Build your own PC!
Support open-source projects!
Take advice from video games!
U mad?
NO U!
IDDQD IDKFA
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
You are NOT the father!
Nope.
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Free candy!
Remember Runescape? Me neither!
The original 151 are still the best!
We are borg!
Shut up Wesley!
I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!
Engage!
High thetan levels!
The princess is in another castle!
UUDDLRLR B A Start Select
Hadoken!
Kamehameha!
As seen on TV!
Kids these days...
How did I get here I am not good with computer
A fooled man can't get fooled again!
Stop! Hammertime!
Now with sex appeal!
Omnia Extares!