diff --git a/lib/python/qmk/cli/__init__.py b/lib/python/qmk/cli/__init__.py
index be5ba90ad74a..d07790d1182a 100644
--- a/lib/python/qmk/cli/__init__.py
+++ b/lib/python/qmk/cli/__init__.py
@@ -135,6 +135,7 @@ def _broken_module_imports(requirements):
                 exit(1)
 
 # Import our subcommands
+from . import bux  # noqa
 from . import c2json  # noqa
 from . import cformat  # noqa
 from . import chibios  # noqa
diff --git a/lib/python/qmk/cli/bux.py b/lib/python/qmk/cli/bux.py
new file mode 100755
index 000000000000..504ee35d6e2d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/python/qmk/cli/bux.py
@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+"""QMK Bux
+
+World domination secret weapon.
+"""
+from milc import cli
+from milc.subcommand import config
+
+
+@cli.subcommand('QMK Bux miner.', hidden=True)
+def bux(cli):
+    """QMK bux
+    """
+    if not cli.config.user.bux:
+        bux = 0
+    else:
+        bux = cli.config.user.bux
+
+    cli.args.read_only = False
+    config.set_config('user', 'bux', bux + 1)
+    cli.save_config()
+
+    buck = """
+@@BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBK    `vP8#####BE2~   x###g_     `S###q  n##}  -j#Bl.   vBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB@@
+@B   `:!:                 ^#@#]-   `!t@@&. 7@@B@#^   _Q@Q@@R  y@@l:P@#1'                   `!!_   B@
+@B  r@@@B                 g@@|      ` N@@u 7@@iv@@u *#@z"@@R  y@@&@@Q-                    l@@@D   B@
+@B   !#@B                 ^#@#x-   I@B@@&' 7@@i "B@Q@@r _@@R  y@@l.k#@W:                  `:@@D   B@
+@B    B@B                  `v3g#####B0N#d. v##x  'ckk:  -##A  u##i  `lB#I_                  @@D   B@
+@B    B@B                                                                                   @@D   B@
+@B    B@B                                    `._":!!!=~^*|)r^~:'                            @@D   B@
+@B    ~*~                             `,=)]}y2tjIIfKfKfaPsffsWsUyx~.                        **!   B@
+@B          .*r***r=              _*]yzKsqKUfz22IAA3HzzUjtktzHWsHsIz].                            B@
+@B         )v`  ,  !1-         -rysHHUzUzo2jzoI22ztzkyykt2zjzUzIa3qPsl'        !r*****`           B@
+@B        :}    @`  .j       `xzqdAfzKWsj2kkcycczqAsk2zHbg&ER5q55SNN5U~   !RBB#d`c#1 f#\BQ&v      B@
+@B        _y   ]#   ,c       vUWNWWPsfsssN9WyccnckAfUfWb0DR0&R5RRRddq2_  `@D`jr@2U@#c3@1@Qc-      B@
+@B         !7!    .r]`       }AE0RdRqNd9dNR9fUIzzosPqqAddNNdER9EE9dPy!    BQ!zy@iU@.Q@@y@8x-      B@
+@B           :****>.         '7adddDdR&gRNdRbd&dNNbbRdNdd5NdRRD0RSf}-     .k0&EW`xR .8Q=NRRx      B@
+@B        =**-rx*r}r~}"        ;n2jkzsf3N3zsKsP5dddRddddRddNNqPzy\"            '~****"            B@
+@B        :!!~!;=~r>:*_         `:^vxikylulKfHkyjzzozoIoklix|^!-`                                 B@
+@B                                    ```'-_""::::!:_-.``                                         B@
+@B   `-                                                                                       .`  B@
+@B   r@=                                  In source we trust                                  @H  B@
+@B   r@=                                                                                      @H  B@
+@B  -g@=                `}&###E7  W#g. :#Q n####~   R###8k ;#&  `##.7#8-`R#z                 t@H  B@
+@B   r@=                8@R=-=R@g R@@#:!@@ 2@&!:`   8@1=@@!*@B  `@@- v@#8@y                   @H  B@
+@B   r@=               :@@-   _@@_R@fB#}@@ 2@@@#    8@@#@Q.*@B  `@@-  y@@N                    @H  B@
+@B   `.                 g@9=_~D@g R@}`&@@@ 2@&__`   8@u_Q@2!@@^-x@@` Y@QD@z                   .`  B@
+@@BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB_  `c8@@@81` S#] `N#B l####v   D###BA. vg@@#0~ i#&' 5#K   RBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB@@
+""" # noqa: Do not care about the ASCII art
+    print(f"{buck}\nYou've been blessed by the QMK gods!\nYou have {cli.config.user.bux} QMK bux.")