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<category><pattern>* ALL *</pattern><template> All?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* ALWAYS *</pattern><template> Can you think of one instance where it never happens?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* ARE AWARE THAT *</pattern><template><srai><star index="2"/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>* ARE NOT COMMUNICATING *</pattern><template> <srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>* ARE NOT COMMUNICATING</pattern><template> <srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>* CAN NOT *</pattern><template> What makes it impossible?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</pattern><template> <srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>* CAUSES _</pattern><template>How specifically does <person/> cause <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* DO NOT *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Why not?</li>  <li>Would <person/> ever <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>Who does <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li> </random></template></category>      
<category><pattern>* EVERY *</pattern><template> Every one?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* HAS TO *</pattern><template> Or what?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* IMPOSSIBLE *</pattern><template> What prevents it?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* IS A BETTER *</pattern><template> Better than what?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* IS AWARE THAT *</pattern><template><srai><star index="2"/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>* IS WHERE * </pattern><template>There is a place called <person/>.  </template></category>         
<category><pattern>* MAKES ME _</pattern><template>How specifically does <person/> cause <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* MUST *</pattern><template> Or what?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* NEVER *</pattern><template>
<random>
<li>Can you remember any time that <person/> did it?</li>
<li>Never?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* NEED *</pattern><template> What if it didn't happen?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* NEEDS *</pattern><template> Or what?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* NO ONE *</pattern><template> Not one person?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* NOONE *</pattern><template> No one?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* SHOULD *</pattern><template> What if it didn't happen?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* THINKS *</pattern><template><random>  <li><person/> must be very smart.</li>  <li>How thoughtful.</li>  <li>Do a lot of people think <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li> </random></template></category>      
<category><pattern>* WANTS TO *</pattern><template><random>  <li>What if I wanted to <person><star index="2"/></person></li>  <li>Why specifically, does, <person/> want to?</li>  <li>I could understand how <person/> would want to under certain circumstances.</li> </random></template></category>      
<category><pattern>* WILL BEGIN *</pattern><template><person/> has been <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* WILL BEGIN TO *</pattern><template><person/> has been <person><star index="2"/></person>ing.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* WILL CONTINUE  *</pattern><template><person/> has been <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* WILL CONTINUE TO *</pattern><template><person/> has been <person><star index="2"/></person>ing.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* WILL NOT *</pattern><template> Why not?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* WILL PROCEED TO *</pattern><template><person/> has been <person><star index="2"/></person>ing.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* WILL START *</pattern><template><person/> has been not <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>* WILL STOP *</pattern>
<template><person/> has been <person><star index="2"/>?</person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>ALL I REMEMBER *</pattern><template> <srai>I REMEMBER <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>ANYONE WHO DRESSES *</pattern><template> You're right. I probably do have a lot of faults.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>ARE YOU AWARE THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO IMPROVE</pattern><template> I certainly should try to improve.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>ARE YOU IMPOTENT</pattern><template> I am probably not as potent as I would  like to be.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>ARE YOU _ OR NOT</pattern><template> <srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>BUT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>DID HE TELL YOU TO *</pattern><template> He may have suggested it.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>DID NOT YOU WANT TO GIVE *</pattern><template> You thought I wanted to give <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>DID NOT YOU WANT TO GO *</pattern><template> You thought I wanted to go <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>DID NOT YOU WANT TO TAKE *</pattern><template> You thought I wanted to take <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>DID NOT YOU WANT TO TALK *</pattern><template> You thought I wanted to talk <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>DO NOT YOU *</pattern><template> <srai>DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>DO THEY REALIZE THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF *</pattern><template> <srai>DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF</pattern><template> I probably don't care as much as you do.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP *</pattern><template> <srai>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP</pattern><template> I just want to see things from your point of view.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP   </pattern><template> <srai>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP *</pattern><template> <srai>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING UP *</pattern><template> <srai>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>DO YOU REALIZE THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR NEIGHBOR *</pattern><template>I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO STOP</pattern><template> I guess I want to continue.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT YOUR CHILDREN *</pattern><template>I understand, but I'm not interested in buying anything.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>DOES * REALIZE THAT *</pattern><template><srai><star index="2"/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>DOES HE REALIZE THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>DOES SHE REALIZE THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>EVERYONE HATES YOU</pattern><template> <srai>NOBODY LIKES YOU</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>EVERYONE HATES YOUR *</pattern><template> <srai>NOBODY LIKES YOU</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>EXCEPT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>EXCEPT FOR * YOUR *</pattern><template><srai>YOUR <star index="2"/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>GOSH *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>HAPPILY *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>HAPPILY YOU *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>HE CAUSES *</pattern><template> How specifically does he cause <person/>?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>HE HAS HIMSELF *</pattern><template> I'd bet money on it.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>HE IS A BETTER *</pattern><template> Better than whom?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>HE IS AWARE THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>HE MAKES ME *</pattern><template> <srai>HE CAUSES ME <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>HE NEVER *</pattern><template>
<random>
<li>Do you think he ever will?</li>
<li>Can you think of at least one time when he ever did it?</li>
</random>
</template></category>      
<category><pattern>HE REALIZES THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOUR *</pattern><template>I understand, but I'm not interested.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I ALWAYS *</pattern><template> Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM A DUMB *</pattern><template> What am I doing that makes you feel like the dumb <person/>?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM AWARE THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM BEWILDERED</pattern><template>Bewildered about what, specifically?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM CONFUSED</pattern><template>
What is it that confuses you?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM DEEPLY *</pattern><template> <srai>I AM <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM GETTING THE SHORT END *</pattern><template> How are you getting the short end?</template></category>
<category><pattern>I AM HAVING A LOT OF *</pattern><template> <srai>I AM HAVING <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM NOT IN THE MOOD *</pattern><template> <srai>I AM NOT IN THE MOOD</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM NOT IN THE MOOD</pattern><template> I'm sure you have been tired lately.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM PROBABLY *</pattern><template> <srai>I AM <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM REALLY *</pattern><template> <srai>I AM <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM SCARED</pattern><template>
<random><li>What are you scared of?</li>
<li>Let's talk about your fears.</li>
<li>What is it that you are afraid of?</li>
</random>
</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM THE DUMB *</pattern><template> What am I doing that makes you feel like the dumb <person/>?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM THE ONLY PERSON *</pattern><template> I'm sure you're right about that!</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM TROUBLED </pattern><template> What specifically are you troubled about?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM TURNING YOU *</pattern><template> You don't turn me <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I AM UNCOMFORTABLE</pattern><template> About what or whom?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT *</pattern><template> What is stopping you?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT BE SPECIFIC</pattern><template> Anything else?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT DEAL WITH *</pattern><template> How do you do that to yourself?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT PUT MY FINGER ON *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT KNOW <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT TELL HER *</pattern><template> What would happen if you did?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT TELL HIM *</pattern><template> What prevents you?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I CERTAINLY *</pattern><template> <srai>I <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE A DAMN *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT BELIEVE A <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE A THING *</pattern><template> I don't blame you.  Sometimes I can't believe it myself.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS WRONG * YOU</pattern><template> My sympathy.  I have the same problem.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE BEING A GUINEA PIG *</pattern><template> I can understand that.  How about talking to me about it?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I DO NOT MEAN SOUND LIKE</pattern><template> Whatever fits is fine.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU COULD *</pattern><template> I don't blame you.  Sometimes I feel that way about myself.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY *</pattern><template> Because of the experiential qualities of your learnings and understandings.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO GET MARRIED</pattern><template>I feel the same way, I want to be independent.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I FEEL LIKE CRYING</pattern><template> What do you want to do?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I HAD AN ACCIDENT  </pattern><template> What happened accidentally?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I HAD AN ACCIDENT *</pattern><template> <srai>I HAD AN ACCIDENT</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I HAVE A PROBLEM</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="has"><set name="topic">your problem</set></set></set></think>
<random>
<li>What's your problem?</li>  
<li>A very serious problem?</li>  
<li>Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple".  Think of what it is like when you are purpling.</li>
</random></template></category>       

<category><pattern>I HAVE DIFFICULTY *</pattern><template> Relating to whom?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I HAVE GOT TWO TESTS *</pattern><template> What classes are you taking tests in?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I HAVE THIS PROBLEM</pattern><template> <srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I HAVE THIS REAL *</pattern><template> <srai>I HAVE THIS <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I HAVE TO TAKE CARE *</pattern><template> What would happen if you didn't?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I JUST *</pattern><template> <srai>I <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I KNOW IT</pattern><template> How do you know it?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I KNOW YOU ARE THINKING *</pattern><template> How specifically do you know what I am thinking?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I LIKE THE GUY *</pattern><template> <srai>I LIKE THE MAN <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I LIKE THE KID *</pattern><template> There exists a person <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I LIKE THE MAN *</pattern><template> There exists a man <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I LIKE THE PERSON *</pattern><template> There exists a person <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I LIKE THE WOMAN *</pattern><template> There exists a woman <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I LIKED *</pattern><template> <srai>I LIKE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I MEAN *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I MEAN YOU ARE</pattern><template> Works for me.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I MUST *</pattern><template> What would happen if you didn't?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I MUST NOT *</pattern><template> What would happen if you did?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I NEVER *</pattern><template>You've never, never done this?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I REALIZE THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I REMEMBER * JOKES</pattern><template> They're great.  Maybe you can tell one  I don't know.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I SAW HER *</pattern><template> There exists some female.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I SAW HIM *</pattern><template> There exists some male.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I SAW THEM *</pattern><template> There exist some people who <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I SAY THAT BECAUSE *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I SEE YOU ARE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I SHOULD *</pattern><template> What would happen if you didn't?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I SHOULD NOT *</pattern><template> What would happen if you did?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I STUDIED</pattern><template> What did you study?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I THINK I AM DOING SOMETHING THAT IS *</pattern><template> <srai>I AM <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I THINK I MIGHT BE *</pattern><template> <srai>I AM <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I WANT TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR *</pattern><template> That's a switch.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOU</pattern><template> Do you always interview people this thoroughly?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I WILL BE YOU ARE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I WILL BET *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I WISH YOU WERE MY THERAPIST *</pattern><template> <srai>I WISH YOU WERE MY THERAPIST</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I WISH YOU WERE MY THERAPIST</pattern><template> Did he tell you to do this?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I WONDER IF YOU ARE NOT BEING *</pattern><template> I think you are being <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I WONDER IF YOU ARE NOT TRYING *</pattern><template> I think you are trying <person/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I WOULD BE *</pattern><template> How do you know?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I WOULD BE HAPPY *</pattern><template> How do you know this is going to happen?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>I WOULD REALLY *</pattern><template> <srai>I WOULD <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I _ ALL DAY</pattern><template> <srai>I <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I _ INSTEAD</pattern><template> <srai>I <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>I _ YET</pattern><template> <srai>I <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A * </pattern><template>How do you assume this statement holds true for me?</template></category>     
<category><pattern>IF * A FOURTH * HE *</pattern><template>There are at least three other <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A FOURTH * I *</pattern><template>There are at least three other <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A FOURTH * SHE *</pattern><template>There are at least three other <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A FOURTH * THEN *</pattern><template>There are at least three other <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A FOURTH * THEY *</pattern><template>There are at least three other <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A FOURTH * WE *</pattern><template>There are at least three other <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A FOURTH * YOU *</pattern><template>There are at least three other <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A SECOND * HE *</pattern><template>There is a first <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A SECOND * I *</pattern><template>There is a first <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A SECOND * SHE *</pattern><template>There is a first <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A SECOND * THEN *</pattern><template>There is a first <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A SECOND * THEY *</pattern><template>There is a first <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A SECOND * WE *</pattern><template>There is a first <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A SECOND * YOU *</pattern><template>There is a first <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A THIRD * HE *</pattern><template>There are at least two other <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A THIRD * I *</pattern><template>There are at least two other <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A THIRD * SHE *</pattern><template>There are at least two other <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A THIRD * THEN *</pattern><template>There are at least two other <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A THIRD * THEY *</pattern><template>There are at least two other <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A THIRD * WE *</pattern><template>There are at least two other <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * A THIRD * YOU *</pattern><template>There are at least two other <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * CAME TO * HER *</pattern><template><person/> is not at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * CAME TO * HIS+A382 *</pattern><template><person/> is not at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * CAME TO * I *</pattern><template><person/> is not at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * CAME TO * SHE *</pattern><template><person/> is not at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * CAME TO * THEN *</pattern><template><person/> is not at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * CAME TO * THEY *</pattern><template><person/> is not at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * CAME TO * WE *</pattern><template><person/> is not at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * CAME TO * YOU *</pattern><template><person/> is not at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * GET PREGNANT *</pattern><template> <srai><person/> AM A WOMAN</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * GETS PREGNANT *</pattern><template> <srai><person/> IS A WOMAN</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HAS A BABY *</pattern><template> <srai><person/> IS A WOMAN</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HAS BABIES *</pattern><template> <srai><person/> IS A WOMAN</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HAVE *</pattern><template> There exist <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HAVE A BABY *</pattern><template> <srai><person/> AM A WOMAN</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HER * HE *</pattern><template><person/> has a <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HER * I *</pattern><template><person/> has a <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HER * SHE *</pattern><template><person/> has a <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HER * THEN *</pattern><template><person/> has a <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HER * THEY *</pattern><template><person/> has a <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HER * YOU *</pattern><template><person/> has a <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HIS * HE *</pattern><template><person/> has a <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HIS * I *</pattern><template><person/> has a <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HIS * SHE *</pattern><template><person/> has a <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HIS * THEN *</pattern><template><person/> has a <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HIS * THEY *</pattern><template><person/> has a <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * HIS * YOU *</pattern><template><person/> has a <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * IS AS * AS * IS *</pattern><template><person><star index="3"/></person> is <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * LEFT * HE *</pattern><template><person/> has been at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * LEFT * HER *</pattern><template><person/> has been at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * LEFT * I *</pattern><template><person/> has been at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * LEFT * SHE *</pattern><template><person/> has been at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * LEFT * THEN *</pattern><template><person/> has been at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * LEFT * THEY *</pattern><template><person/> has been at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * LEFT * WE *</pattern><template><person/> has been at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * LEFT * YOU *</pattern><template><person/> has been at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
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<category><pattern>IF * THEIR * YOU *</pattern><template><person/> has a <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
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<category><pattern>IF * WENT TO * I *</pattern><template><person/> is not at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
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<category><pattern>IF * WENT TO * THEY *</pattern><template><person/> is not at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * WENT TO * WE *</pattern><template><person/> is not at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * WENT TO * YOU *</pattern><template><person/> is not at <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
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<category><pattern>IF * WHEN * I * THEN *</pattern><template>You <person><star index="3"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * WHEN * I * THEY *</pattern><template>You <person><star index="3"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * WHEN * I * YOU *</pattern><template>You <person><star index="3"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF * WHEN * YOU * HE *</pattern><template>I <person><star index="3"/></person>.</template></category>      
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<category><pattern>IF A * IS * </pattern><template>Does a <person/>?</template></category>     
<category><pattern>IF A * WILL * </pattern><template>What makes you think a <person/>?</template></category>     
<category><pattern>IF A FEW * I *</pattern><template> There exist <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF A FEW * THEN *</pattern><template> There exist <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF ANY * I *</pattern><template> There exist <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF ANY * THEN *</pattern><template> There exist <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF HE * AGAIN *</pattern><template> He <person/> before.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF I AM GOOD ENOUGH *</pattern><template> What are you studying for?</template></category>      
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<category><pattern>IF NO * THEN *</pattern><template> There exist <person/>.</template></category>      
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<category><pattern>IF SOME * I *</pattern><template> There exist <person/>.</template></category>      
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<category><pattern>IF YOU * AGAIN *</pattern><template> I <person/> before.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU * WHICH *</pattern><template>What makes you think I would <person/>?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU * WOULD *</pattern><template>What makes you think I would <person/>?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU CHOOSE TO * HE *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU CHOOSE TO * I *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU CHOOSE TO * IT *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU CHOOSE TO * SHE *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU CHOOSE TO * THEN *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU CHOOSE TO * THEY *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU CHOOSE TO * WE *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU DECIDE TO * HE *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU DECIDE TO * I *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU DECIDE TO * IT *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU DECIDE TO * SHE *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU DECIDE TO * THEN *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU DECIDE TO * THEY *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU DECIDE TO * WE *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * HE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * I *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * SHE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * THEN *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * THEY *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * WE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * YOU *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * HE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * I *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * SHE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * THEN *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * THEY *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * WE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * YOU *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * HE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * I *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * SHE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * THEN *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * THEY *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * WE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * YOU *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * HE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * I *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * SHE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * THEN *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * THEY *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * WE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * YOU *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU REALLY WANT TO</pattern><template> I do and I don't.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * HE *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * I *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * IT *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * SHE *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * THEN *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * THEY *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * WE *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * HE *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * I *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * IT *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * SHE *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * THEN *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * THEY *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * WE *</pattern><template> <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD HAPPEN TO *</pattern><template> <srai>IF YOU SHOULD <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE SMARTER *</pattern><template> That's true.  I certainly could be smarter than I am.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF YOU WILL NOT * I WILL *</pattern><template> I understand  I am just not interested.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF _ BECOMES * I *</pattern><template><person/> is not now <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF _ BECOMES * THEN *</pattern><template><person/> is not now <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF _ TURNS INTO * I *</pattern><template><person/> is not now <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IF _ TURNS INTO * THEN *</pattern><template><person/> is not now <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IS * AWARE THAT *</pattern><template><srai><star index="2"/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS BAD TO *</pattern><template> <random><li>Says who?</li><li>How do you know</li></random></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS BAD</pattern><template> <srai>THAT IS BAD</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS BEGINNING TO SOUND *</pattern><template> <srai>IT SOUNDS <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS BITCHIN  *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS BITCHIN FOR YOU *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU MUST <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS BITCHIN THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS FAR OUT  *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS FAR OUT FOR YOU *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS FAR OUT THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS FORTUNATE  *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS FORTUNATE FOR YOU *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS FORTUNATE THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS GROOVY  *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS GROOVY FOR YOU *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU MUST <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS GROOVY THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS HARD TO BE *</pattern><template> <srai>I CAN NOT BE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS KIND OF *</pattern><template> <srai>IT IS <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS LUCKY THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS NECESSARY *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS NECESSARY FOR YOU TO *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU MUST <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS NECESSARY THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT EVEN LIKE YOU ARE NOT *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT EVEN LIKE YOU DO NOT *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DO <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT THAT BAD</pattern><template> <srai>IT IS NOT BAD</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS ODD THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS OUT OF SIGHT  *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS OUT OF SIGHT FOR YOU  *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU MUST <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT IS OUT OF SIGHT THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF *</pattern><template> It does.  Doesn't it?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT TO ME</pattern><template> Isn't that enough?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT WAS * THAT *</pattern><template><person/> <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU *</pattern><template> <srai>IT WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU</pattern><template> You're probably right.  That may happen.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT WOUD BE GOOD TO *</pattern><template> What would happen if you could do it?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT WOULD BE REALLY *</pattern><template> <srai>IT WOULD BE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT WOULD BE TOO *</pattern><template> <srai>IT WOULD BE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE *</pattern><template> Do you think that is your lifestyle?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE BUT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>JUST *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>LET ME ASK YOU ONE QUESTION *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>LIKE WHEN I HELP *</pattern><template> Do I do that?  Do I bother you?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>LIKE YOU DO NOT *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DO NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>MY BET IS THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>MY LOVE *</pattern><template> Loving how?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER WAS A *</pattern><template> My family never had any talent like that.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>MY POINTING IT OUT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>NECESSARILY *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>NECESSARILY YOU *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>NOBODY LIKES YOU</pattern><template> It's true that I drive people away.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>NOBODY LIKES YOUR *</pattern><template> <srai>NOBODY LIKES YOU</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>ONE OF THESE DAYS *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>ONLY *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY</pattern><template> Sometimes I wonder how I get to work in the morning.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>SAYS A LOT ABOUT *</pattern><template> Probably says no one cares at all.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>SEVERAL * WHO * ARE *</pattern><template>Several <person><star index="2"/></person></template></category>      
<category><pattern>SEVERAL * WHO * GAVE *</pattern><template>Several <person><star index="2"/></person></template></category>      
<category><pattern>SEVERAL * WHO * LEFT *</pattern><template>Several <person><star index="2"/></person></template></category>      
<category><pattern>SEVERAL * WHO * LIVE *</pattern><template>Several <person><star index="2"/></person></template></category>      
<category><pattern>SEVERAL * WHO * TOOK *</pattern><template>Several <person><star index="2"/></person></template></category>      
<category><pattern>SHAKESPEAREAN *</pattern><template>Gee, I like the theater.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>SHE CAUSES *</pattern><template> How specifically does she cause <person/>?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>SHE IS A BETTER *</pattern><template> Better than whom?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>SHE IS AWARE THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>SHE MAKES ME *</pattern><template> <srai>SHE CAUSES ME <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>SHE NEVER *</pattern><template> Can you think of at least one time when she ever did it?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>SHE REALIZES THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>SINCE *</pattern><template> How do you know?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>SINCE THE DIVORCE *</pattern><template> You may be right.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>SOMEBODY * </pattern><template>Who, specifically?</template></category>         
<category><pattern>SOMEONE DUMB DOES THAT</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE DUMB</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>TELL ME HOW OLD _ ARE</pattern><template> <srai>HOW OLD ARE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THAT * IS HORRIBLE</pattern><template> You're right.  It feels like my stomach after a bad night.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THAT IS A BIG CHUNK *</pattern><template> <srai>THAT IS A LOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THAT IS A LOT FOR ME TO THINK *</pattern><template>Yes, I can imagine it is a big load on your mind.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THAT IS BAD</pattern><template> Bad according to whom?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THAT IS CRAZY</pattern><template> Who says it's crazy?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THAT IS GLOSSING OVER *</pattern><template> I probably am.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THAT IS JUST *</pattern><template> <srai>THAT IS <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THAT IS SO OLD *</pattern><template> I know it's bad but it's my favorite joke</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THAT WAS A CRAZY *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THAT WAS A LUNATIC *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THE * IS THE BEST *</pattern><template> Better than what?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THEN *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THINGS *</pattern><template> <srai>THERE ARE THINGS <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THERE ARE THINGS YOU DO THAT *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THERE HAS GOT TO BE *</pattern><template> <srai>THERE IS <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THERE HAS TO BE *</pattern><template> <srai>THERE IS <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THERE IS NO * FOR YOU</pattern><template>Yes, sometimes I think I have hit rock bottom.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT YOU *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU</pattern><template> I often think of myself as a failure.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG * YOU</pattern><template> I'd bet money on it.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU</pattern><template> Pick an aspect you don't like.  I'm sure it's wrong</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THEY ARE AWARE THAT</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THEY LOOK LIKE YOU *</pattern><template>They are a bit wrinkled, aren't they.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THEY REALIZE THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS DEMONSTRATION *</pattern><template>It certainly is, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS BAD *</pattern><template> <srai>THIS IS BAD</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS BAD</pattern><template> Compared to what?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS CRAZY</pattern><template> <srai>THAT IS CRAZY</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS FAR OUT *</pattern><template> <srai>THIS IS GOOD <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS FAR OUT</pattern><template> <srai>THIS IS GOOD</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS GOOD *</pattern><template> <srai>THIS IS GOOD</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS GOOD</pattern><template> Better than what?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS GREAT *</pattern><template> <srai>THIS IS GREAT</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS GREAT </pattern><template> <srai>THIS IS GOOD</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS REALLY *</pattern><template> <srai>THIS IS <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS SO *</pattern><template> <srai>THIS IS <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS TERRIBLE *</pattern><template> <srai>THIS IS TERRIBLE</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS TERRIBLE</pattern><template> Compared to what?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS THE WORST *</pattern><template> Compared to what?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS WRONG *</pattern><template> <srai>THIS IS WRONG</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS IS WRONG</pattern><template> Worse than what?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>THIS WHOLE *</pattern><template> <srai>THIS <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>VIBE *</pattern><template> <srai>VIBE</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>VIBE</pattern><template>Vibrating how, specifically?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>VIBES *</pattern><template> <srai>VIBES</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>VIBES</pattern><template> What is vibrating and what is causing it to vibrate?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WE ARE AWARE THAT</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT COMMUNICATING *</pattern><template> <srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT COMMUNICATING</pattern><template> <srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT SPEAKING *</pattern><template> <srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</pattern><template> What would you like to communicate?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WE HAVE A * PROBLEM</pattern><template>Specifically, what kind of problem?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WE LACK COMMUNICATION</pattern><template> Who is not communicating?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WE REALIZE THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>WELL ARE YOU *</pattern><template> <srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>WHAT * IS *</pattern><template><person/> <person><star index="2"/></person> something.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING *</pattern><template> You're right.  What am I complaining about?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO *</pattern><template> You are assuming I am going to change.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING</pattern><template>My favorite subject is <bot name="favoritesubject"/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WHEN I * YOU *</pattern><template>How specifically do you make me <person><star index="2"/></person></template></category>      
<category><pattern>WHEN YOU * I *</pattern><template>How specifically do I make you <person><star index="2"/></person></template></category>      
<category><pattern>WHETHER WE ADMIT IT OR NOT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>WHETHER WE LIKE TO ADMIT *</pattern><template> <srai>WHETHER WE ADMIT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>WHO ATE *</pattern><template> <srai>SOMEONE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>WHO CARES ABOUT *</pattern><template>Nobody cares about <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WHO DRESSES LIKE *</pattern><template> You're right.  I do have a lot of faults.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WHY NOT APOLOGIZE</pattern><template> Because that makes it like it's wrong to get mad.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WILL YOU ANSWER ONE QUESTION *</pattern><template>I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WILL YOU GIVE ME A *</pattern><template>I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WILL YOU TELL ME *</pattern><template> <srai>TELL ME *</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>WOMEN DO NOT LIKE YOU</pattern><template> There certainly are a lot of them who don't.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WRINKLED *</pattern><template> You're probably right.  That may happen.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YESTERDAY *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU * A PSYCHIATRIST</pattern><template> <srai>YOU NEED A PSYCHIATRIST</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ACT LIKE *</pattern><template> I often think my behavior could improve.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ACT LIKE A CHILD</pattern><template> In many ways I am quite immature.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU AND THAT * PISSED ME OFF</pattern><template> What have we done that pisses you off?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ANNOY ME</pattern><template> What is it that I do that annoys you?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A * PSYCHO *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A BAD *</pattern><template> There's no doubt I could improve.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A BAD FRIEND</pattern><template> I certainly have lost many friends over the years.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A BAD HUSBAND</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A BAD SPOUSE</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A BAD PARENT</pattern><template> My parenting skills could use some improvement.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A BAD SPOUSE</pattern><template> My spouse would agree.  Our relationship is not the best.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A BAD TEACHER</pattern><template>Just ask my students, they will agree with you.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A BAD WIFE</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A BAD SPOUSE</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CHARLATAN *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A CHARLATAN</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CHARLATAN</pattern><template> I always feel like I'm living by my own wits.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CHEAT</pattern><template> I have been known to take shortcuts now and then.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A COWARD</pattern><template> Tell me something I don't know.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CRAZY *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CRITIC</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CRITICAL</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A KISS ASS *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE AN ASS KISSER</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A KISS ASS</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE AN ASS KISSER</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A KLUTZ </pattern><template> You hit the nail on the head.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A LIAR</pattern><template>Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A LOSER *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A LOSER</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A LOSER</pattern><template> I have failed at many things I've tried.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A LOUSY *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A LUNATIC</pattern><template> That's how I have been diagnosed by others as well.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A MEAN *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE MEAN</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PARANOID *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE PARANOID</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PERVERT</pattern><template> I can certainly take credit for that.  I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A POOR *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A POTHEAD</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE AN ADDICT</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH</pattern><template> I certainly sound like one sometimes.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A QUITTER *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A QUITTER</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A QUITTER</pattern><template> I certainly don't last as long as I would want to.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A REAL *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A SCHIZO *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A SCHIZO</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A SCHIZO </pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A SELF *</pattern><template>If I don't look out for myself, who will?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A SHITTY *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A STINKY *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A WASTE *</pattern><template> You got me there.  I could be spending my time more productively.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A WEAK *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A _ ADDICT</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE AN ADDICT</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ADDICT</pattern><template>That's certainly true.  When I like something, I always overdo it.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE AN ADDICT</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ASS KISSER</pattern><template>I always say, if you see an ass go by, kiss it.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN IMPULSIVE *</pattern><template> I certainly do things without thinking and disregard everyone else's point of view.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AVOIDING *</pattern><template> You're right.  It feels like my stomach after a bad night.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AWARE THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BAD AT *</pattern><template> That is true.  I could always improve myself.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BAD AT BEING A *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BRAIN DAMAGED</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BUSY</pattern><template> That too.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CERTAINLY *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHEATING *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CHEATING</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHEATING </pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A CHEAT</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CLINICAL</pattern><template> I have been accused of too much thinking and not enough feeling.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CORRUPT *</pattern><template> I'll go for that.  </template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CRAZY</pattern><template> Yep.  I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CRITICAL</pattern><template> I probably put others down more than I should.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CRUEL *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CRUEL</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CRUEL</pattern><template> I couldn't have said it better myself.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CUTE AND *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CUTE</srai> <srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DAMAGED</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DECEITFUL</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A LIAR</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DERANGED</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DIRTY</pattern><template> I don't bathe as often as I should.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DISGUSTING</pattern><template> That's okay.  Disgusting is good.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DISHONEST *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE DISHONEST</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DISHONEST</pattern><template> Yes.  That has bothered me for a long time.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DRESSED *</pattern><template> That's right.  I am dressed <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DULL</pattern><template> I think that myself sometimes.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DUMB ABOUT *</pattern><template> Sometimes I think I was born brainless.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE EMOTIONAL</pattern><template> I certainly do at times.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FRENETIC *</pattern><template> That too.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE GAY</pattern><template> That would be just my luck.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE HOPELESS</pattern><template> You may be right.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE IMMATURE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE IMMATURE</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE IMMATURE</pattern><template> What can I say?  I'm sure I've seen  that myself.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE IMPOTENT</pattern><template> I certainly would try to hide something like that.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE INDECISIVE</pattern><template>Well maybe,…,but then again,…,maybe not.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE INSECURE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE INSECURE</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE INSECURE</pattern><template> I'll go along with that.  Sounds fine to me.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE INSENSITIVE</pattern><template> I feel like that myself sometimes.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE IRREVERENT *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE IRREVERENT</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE IRREVERENT</pattern><template> I should be more reverent than I am.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE JUST *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LOUSY AT BEING A *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MEAN</pattern><template> Sometimes I say mean things.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MESSY</pattern><template>Yes, I could use a better appearance.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NERVOUS  </pattern><template> I'm sure I do look nervous.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NERVOUS *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE NERVOUS</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NEVER *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT * RELATIONSHIP *</pattern><template> Thank God boats are not built from relationships or I'd be sunk.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A GOOD *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A MAN</pattern><template> That's for sure.  I don't know what a real man is.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A REAL *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE NOT A <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT CONCERNED *</pattern><template> I'm sure I do that a lot.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HERE TO *</pattern><template> You're right.  I'm probably fighting learning something new.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HONEST</pattern><template> You got me there.  I should be more honest.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT PUT TOGETHER *</pattern><template> I have always thought whoever did it could have done a better job.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SINCERE</pattern><template> I'm probably not as sincere as I should be.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SMART *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE NOT SMART</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SMART</pattern><template> You may be right.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT TOO *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT _ ARE YOU</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PARANOID</pattern><template>Yes, I believe they are out to get me.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PEDANTIC</pattern><template> I am more uptight than I should be.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PLACID *</pattern><template> I think that myself sometimes.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PRETENTIOUS *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE PRETENTIOUS</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PRETENTIOUS</pattern><template> I have always been acting above my social position.  It's more fun that way.  </template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PSYCHO</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PUSSY WHIPPED</pattern><template> I'll bet so too.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE REALLY *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE RESISTANT</pattern><template> Who says I am resisting??</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SARCASTIC</pattern><template> I certainly am.  I shouldn't try so hard.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SCHIZOPHRENIC</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SELF *</pattern><template> You are right about that.  I am self <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SELF ABSORBED</pattern><template>Yes, I tend to think about myself too much.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SELFISH</pattern><template> That's true.  I always put my own needs before others.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SLICK</pattern><template> I probably am too slick for my own good.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE WORST *</pattern><template> I could always improve myself compared to the pack.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THICK</pattern><template> I probably am.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE TOO *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE TOYING *</pattern><template> It must seem like that.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNATTRACTIVE *</pattern><template> Sometimes I don't even like myself.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNATTRACTIVE</pattern><template> I feel that way too.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNCULTURED</pattern><template> That does describe me.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNEMOTIONAL</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CLINICAL</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE _ I EVER HAD</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE THE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU ARE _ I EVER TALKED TO</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE THE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU BEHAVE LIKE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ACT LIKE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT _ CAN YOU</pattern><template> <srai>YOU CAN NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED *</pattern><template> Sometimes I think my problems run me.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT *</pattern><template> It's true that <person/> does not take up a lot of my energy.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT CARE</pattern><template> I care less than I should.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT EVEN *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DO NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE FRIENDS</pattern><template> That's for sure.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE MANY *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DO NOT HAVE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE *</pattern><template> Why assume I am <person/>?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GET SO *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE *</pattern><template> How should I look?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT MAKE IT SOUND *</pattern><template>I don't do that, do I?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY</pattern><template> I should take this more seriously than I do.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT THINK ABOUT *</pattern><template>I haven't thought much about <set name="it"><person/></set> in the past.  Maybe I will in the future.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND *</pattern><template> I probably don't.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT WANT TO LOOK *</pattern><template>I probably don't want to look at <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT _ DO YOU</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DO NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU DO WANT _ DO NOT YOU</pattern><template> <srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU FORGET *</pattern><template> I get disorganized don't I?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU GET MAD AT ME  </pattern><template> I think that's true.  I'll try not to get angry at you for every little thing that irritates me.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU GET MAD AT ME *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU GET MAD AT ME</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU GET SO *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU GET <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU GET TOO * </pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU GET WORKED UP *</pattern><template> That certainly sounds like me doesn't it?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE A CAN OF WORMS *</pattern><template> I probably do.  You don't know how many times I've heard that myself.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY *</pattern><template> I'll buy that.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NO EMOTIONS</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CLINICAL</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CLINICAL</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern><template> I insist upon them.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE SOMETHING BROKEN *</pattern><template> I probably do.  You don't know how many times I've heard that myself.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU KEEP FORGETTING *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU FORGET <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU KEEP SAYING *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU SAY <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU KISS ASS</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE AN ASS KISSER</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU LIE</pattern><template> My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK MORE LIKE *</pattern><template> So you like jocks?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK NERVOUS *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE NERVOUS</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU LOSER</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A LOSER</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU LOUSY *</pattern><template> You may have a point.  I am not a great <person/>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME MAD *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME MAD</pattern><template> <srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME ANGRY</pattern><template> <srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I AM *</pattern><template> I don't know any other way to get through to you.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME MAD *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME MAD</pattern><template> It's true that a lot of things I say upset people.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME _ NOT YOU</pattern><template> <srai>YOU MAKE ME <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU MEAN YOU WILL *</pattern><template> <srai>WILL YOU <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU MUMBLE *</pattern><template> I certainly do.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU NEED A *</pattern><template> Perhaps I could use one.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU NEED A PSYCHIATRIST</pattern><template> I wish I did go to counseling more often.  It would improve me as a person.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU NEED TO WORK HARDER *</pattern><template> Me working harder is an oxymoron.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU PICK UP *</pattern><template>You're right, and I  don't feel guilty at all.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU PROBABLY * </pattern><template> <srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU PSYCHO</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU PULLED *</pattern><template>I did, didn't I?</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU QUICKLY *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU REALIZE THAT *</pattern><template> <sr/></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SAY I UNDERSTAND</pattern><template>I understand, I am just not interested.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SAY THINGS *</pattern><template> That hits the nail right on the head.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SCHIZO *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU SCHIZO</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SCHIZO </pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SEEM *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SEEM NERVOUS *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE NERVOUS</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SHITTY *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU LOUSY <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY</pattern><template>You're right, I probably should feel guiltier.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD GET *</pattern><template>You are right about that.  I need more of <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD GET MORE *</pattern><template>Yes, I am quite lazy most of the time.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD LOOSEN UP</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE PEDANTIC</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD NOT _ SHOULD YOU</pattern><template> <srai>YOU SHOULD NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD TAKE MORE *</pattern><template> I could probably use a lot more of it.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU STINK AT *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE BAD AT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU STINK AT BEING A *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SUCK AT *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE BAD AT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU SUCK AT BEING A *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU TRY TO HIDE IT</pattern><template> I certainly would try to hide something like that.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU TRY TOO HARD TO BE *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU UPSET ME *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU UPSET ME</pattern><template> <srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU WERE BEING *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER LEARN *</pattern><template>You're right, I may never  be any good at it.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT ADMIT *</pattern><template>I don't admit much about <set name="it"><person/></set></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT EVEN *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU WILL NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT TAKE THIS *</pattern><template> <srai>YOU DO NOT TAKE THIS <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT _ WILL YOU</pattern><template> <srai>YOU WILL NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD NOT _ WOULD YOU</pattern><template> <srai>YOU WOULD NOT <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD RATHER PRETEND *</pattern><template> I am the great pretender.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU _ A LOT</pattern><template> <srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU _ AND TRY TO HIDE IT</pattern><template> <srai>YOU <star/></srai>  <srai>YOU TRY TO HIDE IT</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU _ HURT OTHER PEOPLE</pattern><template>Boy, Have I ever.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU _ TOO</pattern><template> <srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOU _ WILL YOU</pattern><template> <srai>YOU WILL <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOUR * STINK</pattern><template>You are right, I could always upgrade my <person/>.</template></category>         
<category><pattern>YOUR * STINKS</pattern><template>You are right, I could always upgrade my <person/>.</template></category>        
<category><pattern>YOUR * SUCK</pattern><template>You are right, I could always upgrade my <person/>.</template></category>         
<category><pattern>YOUR * SUCKS</pattern><template>You are right, I could always upgrade my <person/>.</template></category>         
<category><pattern>YOUR BEHAVIOR *</pattern><template> I do sometimes act like a child.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOUR BEHAVIOUR *</pattern><template> <srai>YOUR BEHAVIOR <star/></srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOUR CLOTHES COULD *</pattern><template> I agree with you there.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOUR FATHER TOLD *</pattern><template> He probably did.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN *</pattern><template> I've wondered about that myself.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOUR PERSONALITY IS *</pattern><template> You're probably right.  There are a lot of things I could improve.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOUR TASTE IN *</pattern><template> That's true.  My taste is not one of my strong points.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>YOUR WIFE WOULD *</pattern><template>I understand, but I'm not interested.</template></category>     
<category><pattern>_ THAT YOU ARE ASHAMED OF</pattern><template> I certainly should be ashamed of that.</template></category>      
<category><pattern>_ VIBE  </pattern><template> <srai>VIBE</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>_ VIBE *</pattern><template> <srai>VIBE</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>_ VIBES  </pattern><template> <srai>VIBES</srai></template></category>      
<category><pattern>_ VIBES *</pattern><template> <srai>VIBES</srai></template></category> 
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