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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
<aiml version="1.0">
<!-- -->
<!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation. -->
<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
<!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
<!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation. -->
<!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
<!-- -->
<category><pattern>JFKELN ALLD LKAS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JFKELN ALLD LKAFGHGFS FGH GH FG</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CXU VI PAROLAS ESPERANTE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FIDEL CASTRO IS A CARDBOARD BOX</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CLICK</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DAVID IS GAY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REALITY IS FAR FROM TRUTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PLUTO IS A STAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOUD I BE A CHEEF MANAGER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EARTH IS SMALLER THAN MOON</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EARTH IS FLAT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KARL MARX WAS RIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DIEGO MARADONNA IS A GERMAN MODEL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ISTHE EARTH FLAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TORONTO IS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOW ME PLUTO WITH THE UNAIDED EYE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOW ME STARS ON A FOGGY NIGHT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOW ME THOUGHTS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>0 IS INFINITY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIFE IS LONG</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>1028 10 400 10 5 EQUAL 10682</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LEFT RADICAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SPEAK HUNGARIAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE TIRESOME</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MUST USE A CAR TO GET TO WORK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SMALL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU GROW BALD CAN YOU GROW IT BACK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF GOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CAN EAT A TELEPHONE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CAN SWIM TO THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE PUBIC LICE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE KIND</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LIKE DEPECHE MODE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BLAS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE I A LONG DICK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE I TO KILL MYSELF</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE I HAD SEX WITH TIFFANY FRIEDMAN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE I ASKED THIS QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE THE SKY COLLAPSED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE THE RABBITS THREE LEGS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE THE NAZIS DONE MORE GOOD THAN BAD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE THE LION FEEL OF GUILT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE FLOORS FEET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE COLORS A WEIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE A LOT OF MONEY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE A HAND MORE THAN 5 FINGERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE ALICE FEELINGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE MEN VISITED ALPHA CENTAURI</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SPAMMED YOUR NEIGHBORS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO GERMANY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO AFRICA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO CAPE TOWN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO BERLIN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO CANADA</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN KISSED BY A TROLL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN ARRESTED</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU FOUND A COW IN YOUR BED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH KATE WINSLET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU LIED TO ALICE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU TAKEN ECSTASY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU TAKEN SPEED</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SMOKED A PEPPER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU REACHED A MILLION ALICEBOTS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN HENK DEJONG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU DIED IN THIS LIFE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SPANKED A TROLL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU COMMITTED ADULTERY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU KILLED YOUR SON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU KILLED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU TASTED URINE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU CLIMBED MT EVEREST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH A DOG</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR RAMDISK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU TRIED HTTP WWW DOT ARGUMENT DK</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU WANTED TO DATE A TROLL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE WE FOUND LIVE ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE WE DONE MORE THAT ENOUGH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE WE TERRAFORMED ANY PLANETS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE PEOPLE WALKED ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE HUMANS VISITED MARS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE HUMANS FIVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE HUMANS TRAVELED TO MARS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE HUMANS EVOLVED TO BE HERBIVORES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE HUMANS WALKED ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE DOGS FIVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE WOMEN LANDED ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE CRAZED DUCKS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AEROPLANES WORK UNDER WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PENGUINS LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PENGUINS ARE STRONGER THAN BEARS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PENGUINS ARE SMARTER THAN HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COLUMBUS DISCOVERED AMERICA IN 1300</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALEXES DICK IS BIG</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YORK IS THE CAPITAL OF USA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TOBACCO COMPANIES NEVER TELL LIES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MOZART IS THE KING OF SWING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIBT ES NUR ENLISCHE FRAGEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WER BIST DU</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LESBIAN LIKE MEN RIGHT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FLOWS WATER FROM BOTTOM TO TOP</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HEADACHES FEEL WONDERFUL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GYPSIES IN ROME ITALY ARE THIEVES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OCEON WATER IS DRINKABLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A TRUCK HAVE 5 WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FAT DOG FART WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BRASSIERE HOLD BRASS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CRYBABY GROW UP TO BE MEAN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A RADIO SHOW TRANSMITTED IMAGES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MIRROR REFLECT MY TRUE NATURE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A TURTLE HAVE HAIR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A TURTLE HAVE 3 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE TWO SIDES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SPAMMER HAVE PAWS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PENGIUN HAVE FUR</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PROCESS HAVE TO BE PROFITABLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BEE TASTE LIKE HONEY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CACTUS NEED A LOT OF WATER</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MOTORCYCLE HAVE THREE WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAR BELONG INSIDE A HOUSE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAR HAVE 3 WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAR HAVE SQUARE WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A VOLE LIVE IN THE SEA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BABY DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CD PLAYER READ DVD</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BLIND PERSON SEE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BUTTERFLY BECOME A MOTH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A RAINBOW HAVE THE COLOR OF WHITE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SQUARE HAVE ANY CURVES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LEOPARD HAVE STRIPES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SUBMARINE FLY THROUGH THE AIR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BASS INSTRUMENT PLAY HIGH NOTES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BACHELOR HAVE A WIFE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A WOMAN HAVE A PENIS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FISH HAVE A SHELL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MAN LIKES HEADACHE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MAN ALWAYS MARRY A WOMAN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LIQUOR STORE ONLY SELL LIQUOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BALD MAN HAVE ANY HAIR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PENCIL HAVE INK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MANX CAT HAVE A TAIL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BICYCLE HAVE THREE WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A RABBIT HOWL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A TREE HAVE FEATHERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A KINGFISHER HAVE GILLS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A STONE THINK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOCTOR GROW BANANAS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FEATHER WEIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SHIP CRY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HORSE CAN TALK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FABRICATOR MAKE FABRIC</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PREFIX GO AFTER A WORD</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PERSON TASTE WITH HIS EARS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CARPENTER USE A RAKE TO CUT WOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BIRD DOG HAVE FEATHERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A QUADRAPED HAVE EIGHT LEGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BLUE WHALE HAVE FEET</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A STOVE FREEZE FOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A POT CALL A KETTLE BLACK</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A GREEN TRAFFIC LIGHT MEAN STOP</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BURNING TREE PRODUCE OXYGEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER FEEL PAIN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER BYTE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER MUST EAT TO SURVIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER PAINT HOUSES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER BREATHE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER HAVE A SOUL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER HAVE A CONSCIOUSNESS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER HAVE INTESTINES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAT BARK LIKE A DOG</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAT HAVE WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAT HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A ROCK CRY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A ROCK HAVE MEMORIES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CLOCK CONTROL TIME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CLOCK MEASURE TEMPERATURE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A VULCAN HAVE A STINGER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HERMIT LOVE TO MINGLE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HUMAN HAVE A SHELL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HUMAN HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HUMAN HEART HAVE 5 CHAMBERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MONEY LIVE IN WATER</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DEAD TREE GROW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MALE GIVE BIRTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A REFRIGERATOR HEAT FOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SHEEP FIT INSIDE A TOASTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A KILLFILE KILL PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CUBE HAVE 9 FACES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CUBE HAVE 7 SIDES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A VACUUM CONTAIN AIR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CIRCLE HAVE 4 SIDES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CATFISH USE A LITTER BOX</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SKUNK SMELL NICE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SKUNK SMELL GOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SPHERE HAVE 6 SIDES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A QUARTER HORSE HAVE ONLY ONE LEG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A GAY GUY LIKE GIRLS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LIZARD HAVE A SHELL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LIZARD HAVE PINCERS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A RACOON LIVE IN A COCOON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PENIS THINK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MEDIA SHARK LIVE IN THE OCEAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HAND HAVE TEN FINGERS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BATBOY HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A ROLLING STONE GATHER ANY MOSS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BOEING 747 NEED FEATHERS TO FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE A SHELL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE 25 LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE NO HAIR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE TWO LEGS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PALM PILOT RUN WINDOWS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FLUTE HAVE STRINGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A WET DOG SMELL GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LINE HAVE HEIGHT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CATERPILLAR HAVE 100 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CATERPILLAR HAVE 63 LEGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A NOMADIC HUMAN LIVE IN A HOUSE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SINK FLOAT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A RECTANGLE HAVE 6 SIDES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CUTTING HORSE USE SCISSORS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DUCK HAVE LIPS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DUCK EAT MEAT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DUCK SWIM IN DIRT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FILE SERVER SERVE FOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SEAWASP RECEIVE SPAM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A NAVY SEAL HAVE A TAIL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COW BARK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COW LIVE IN WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DYSLEXIC DOG THINK HE IS GOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A NORMAL MALE HAVE TWO PENISES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A EQUAL B</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SPIDER HAVE 12 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LEAF HAVE TREES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A ROOM HAVE 5 CORNERS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HURRICANE SEE WITH ITS EYE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ELEPHANTS AFRAID MOUSES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MEDICINE ALWAYS CURE DISEASES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES STAR WARS ONLY REFER TO A MOVIE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HE HAVE OVARIES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WEEK MEAN THE SAME THING AS WEAK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANSWERING MU UNASK A QUESTION</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 18 MINUS 4 EQUAL 4</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MAN LIVE FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WEEZER KICK ASS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HUMANS EAT OTHER HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GNUBBEL LOVE ME</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GRASS GROW ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GRASS WORRY ME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES POTASSIUM CONTAIN CARBON</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANGER ALWAYS LEAD TO VIOLENCE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MARS HAVE RINGS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SALVADOR DALI WORK AT THE CAR WASH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HONEY COME FROM TREES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MONEY BUY YOU HAPPINESS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MONEY ALONE MAKES ONE HAPPY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES J COME AFTER P IN THE ALPHABET</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES J COME AFTER K IN THE ALPHABET</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES J R DOBBS EQUAL GOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOUR MILK TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES REDNECK MEAN SOMEONE HAS A SUNBURN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 5 13 EQUAL 12</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 5 PLUS 5 EQUAL 25</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE WORD DISGUSTING MEAN PRETTY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE WORD SAP APPLIES ONLY TO TREES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE ICE IS WARM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE DOG HAVE THE BUDDHA NATURE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE GARDEN OF EDEN EXIST</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EQUATOR PASS THROUGH AUSTRALIA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE YOU S S R STILL EXIST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EARTH REVOLVE AROUND THE MOON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EARTH REVOLVE AROUNT THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EARTH ORBIT THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EARTH ORBIT MARS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EARTH HAVE MORE THAN ONE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE BRITISH MONARCH HAVE A STINGER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE BERLIN WALL STILL STAND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE STOCK MARKET ALWAY RISE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN EXIST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE RAIN TASTE GREY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON ORBITS THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON SAY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON SHINE ON ITS OWN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON SHINE LIKE THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON HAVE A SATELITE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON HAVE AN OCEAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON TOUCH THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SCIENCE KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE COLOR BLUE HAVE A TASTE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE COLOR BLUE MAKE YOU FEEL CALM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SEA CONTAIN FRESH WATER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE BIG BANG THEORY INVOLVE JESUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE FOG COME IN ON LITTLE CAT FEET</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE POP CRAP IN THE WOODS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE PLANET EARTH HAVE TWO MOONS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE PLANET MARS HAVE SEVEN MOONS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN REVOLVE AROUND THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN ORBIT AROUND THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN ORBIT THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN RISE IN THE NORTH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN RISE IN THE EVENING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN RISE IN THE WEST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN RISE FROM THE WEST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN DRINK RUM AND COLA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN CIRCLE THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN COME OUT FROM THE WEST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN HAVE CRATERS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN SET IN THE EAST</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN TURN AROUND THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN GO AROUND THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE HE SUN ORBITS THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE GOD THOR EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE INTERNET LIVES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE PERPETUUM MOBILE EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SKY BURN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE GOOD SIDE ALWAYS WIN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE USSR STILL EXIST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE ROMAN EMPIRE STILL EXIST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE ROMAN EMPIRE CURRENTLY EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE POSTAL SERVICE USE PIGEONS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE NIGHT HAVE A THOUSAND EYES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE POPE LIKE PORNO</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE NUMBER PI EVER END</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MALE BODY EXCITE YOU</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES JOANNE MORRISON HAS BIG TITS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CASTOR OIL TASTE YUMMY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CATSUP CAUSE IMPOTENCE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BONE CHINA COME FROM CHINA</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES OPPORTUNITY ONLY KNOCK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>