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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<aiml version="1.0">
<!-- -->
<!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation. -->
<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
<!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
<!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation. -->
<!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
<!-- -->
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<template>No.</template>
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<category><pattern>SEVENTEEN IS A COLOR</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EARTH IS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ENGINES ARE MADE OF WOOD</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOW ME A UNICORN IN THE ZOO</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JAPAN IS NO POINT 1</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JAPAN IS BEST</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ATLANTA IS THE USA CAPITAL CITY</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE MOST 10 YEAR OLDS HAD CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE MOST CHERRIES THE COLOR BLUE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE THE HUMAN A GREEN SKIN</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE THE BORG ASSIMILATED EARTH</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE FISH GOT FEET</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE FISH LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE BEAVERS HARNESSED ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE ZEBRAS EVER LANDED ON URANUS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU RECENTLY KILLED ANYONE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EATEN A LIVE RAT</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN IN ICELAND</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN IN A TURKISH PRISON</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO MYANMAR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO ELECTRIC LADYLAND</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU CREATED A HYDROGEN BOMB</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SMOKED A CRAYON</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN WALKING TREES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN AN ELEPHANT FLY</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN PALMER ELDRITCH</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU MET BILL GATES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU MET THE POPE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU KILLED 10 CATS IN 1 DAY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU HAD A PIMP FOR A FRIEND</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU DATED A TERMITE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU WANTED TO MARRY A DUCK</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU WANTED TO CHASE A PICKLE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU RIDDEN THE BALONEY PONY</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE PEOPLE EVER BEEN ON MARS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE PEOPLE WALKED ON THE SUN</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE HUMANS MORE THAN 2 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE HUMANS 4 FEET</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE ALL WOMAN BLOND HAIR</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE ALL LESBIANS BIG PENISES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE WOMEN WALKED ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PENGUINS CAN FLY FASTER THAN AIRPLANES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PENGUINS ARE PURPLE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YORK IS AN APPLE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FEMALES HAVE PENISES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ORDER IS THE SAME AS CHAOS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A RADIO DISPLAY VIDEO IMAGES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A TURTLE HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A UNICYCLE HAVE 2 WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE FOUR SIDES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LIAR TELL THE TRUTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAR FLY IN THE AIR</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DAY HAVE 1203 HOURS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CONE A DAY KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CD PLAYER DRINK</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CHICKEN HAVE LIPS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SHEPARD TEND FLOCKS OF CHICKENS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LAMP POST HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SQUARE HAVE EIGHT SIDES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SQUARE HAVE 5 SIDES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SQUARE HAVE THREE SIDES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A JACK HAMMER HAMMER JACKS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A ZEBRA HAVE SEVEN LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A TRAFFIC JAM TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SUBMARINE EAT PIGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PLUMBER SELL PLUMS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LAVA LAMP CONTAIN ACTUAL LAVA</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MOUSE WEAR SHOES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FISH HAVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FISH SWIM OUT OF WATER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FISH LIVE IN THE SKY</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MAN HAVE A VAGINA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BUTCHER SELL VEGETABLES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PHONE BARK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BICYCLE HAVE SIX WHEELS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BICYCLE HAVE 25 WHEELS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOZEN EQUAL THIRTEEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BARBER CUT LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SAW SEE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SNAIL MOVE QUICKLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PERSON WANT TO BE HURT</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PERSON HEAR THROUGH THEIR EYES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PERSON HAVE 3 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PERSON HAVE THREE ARMS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BIRD HAVE 3 WINGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A QUADRAPED HAVE 2 LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FROG HAVE FIVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SPERM WHALE HAVE A STINGER</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER BREATH</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER HAVE A CONSCIENCENESS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER HAVE A GENDER</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER DIE IF YOU TURN IT OFF</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER MOUSE EAT CHEESE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER GO TO THE BATHROOM</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAT BARK</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAT HAVE A SHELL</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAT HAVE SIX LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAT LIVE IN THE OCEAN</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HAMSTER WEAR A BRA</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A STOPWATCH MAKE TIME STOP</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A ROCK FLOAT</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOLPHIN HAVE POLKA DOTS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MONITOR LIZARD HAVE A STINGER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CLOCK HAVE 6 HANDS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HAMMER READ POETRY</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DENTIST WORK ON YOUR FEET</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CELL PHONE HAVE LIVING CELLS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HUMAN ONLY HAVE 3 SENSES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HUMAN CAN SEE IF HE IS BLIND</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HUMAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE STOMACH</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HUMAN HAVE TWO HEADS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HUMAN HAVE THREE EYES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HUMAN HAVE 24 TOES ON EACH FOOT</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HUMAN HAVE 11 FINGERS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A KANGAROO HAVE FIVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LAWYER HAVE GEARS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DINGO HAVE A STINGER</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MALE HUMAN EAT FEMALE HUMANS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CUBE HAVE 9 SIDES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CUBE ALWAYS HAVE 7 FROGMEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
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<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CIRCLE HAVE CORNERS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CIRCLE HAVE AN END</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
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<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES A ROOF GO ON THE BOTTOM OF A HOUSE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES A HI FI SPEAKER TALK</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A STARFISH PROVIDE LIGHT</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES A DOG TWEET</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
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<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES A DOG FLY</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE 26 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE 425 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE 325 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE 125 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE 5 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE TWO HEADS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG OFTEN SPEAK LATIN EROTICA</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG LAY EGGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FERRET HAVE TWO HEADS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A WOMEN SHAVE HER TONGUE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LEMON EAT CATS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BRAIN HAVE THREE WHEELS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HEART ATTACK FEEL GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A RECTANGLE HAVE FIVE SIDES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DUCK EMIT LIGHT</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SLUG MAKE A GOOD MEAL</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DIAL CLOCK HAVE 5 HANDS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MONKEY GET A LIBRARY CARD</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MONKEY HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SQUID HAVE HANDS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COW SAY OINK</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COW EAT MEAT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COW GO WOOF</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SALT SHAKER CONTAIN PEPPER</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SNAKE HAVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SNAKE HAVE FINGERS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A NORMAL WOMAN HAVE TESTICLES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A NORMAL PERSON HAVE 11 FINGERS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PANDA HAVE A STINGER</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SIX FOOT SNAKE HAVE SIX LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DRINKING MILK MAKE ONE INEBRIATED</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DIRT TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GRASS GROW IN OUTER SPACE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BEEF COME FROM PIGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES LACK OF SLEEP MAKE A PERSON TALLER</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WISCONSIN PRODUCE PINEAPPLES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MARS ORBIT THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MONEY GROW ON TREE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MONEY GROW ON TREES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MONEY EAT LETTUCE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PIGS FLY</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE WORD ZEBRA CONTAIN AN X</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE TOOTH FAIRY BITE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE TOOTH FAIRY EXIST</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MILKY WAY HAVE MILK IN IT</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EARTH ORBIT AROUND THE MOON</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EARTH HAVE MORE THAN TWO MOONS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EARTH HAVE TWO SUNS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EARTH HAVE TWO MOONS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE PUNISHMENT FIT EVERY CRIME</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE STOCK MARKET ALWAYS RISE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON GLOW BY IT SELF</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN REVOLVE AROUND THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN RISE IN THE SOUTH</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN RISE FROM THE SOUTH</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN ROTATE AROUND THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN RAISE UP IN THE WEST</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN CIRCLE THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN SLEEP DURING NIGHTS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN MOVE AROUND THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN GO ROUND THE MOON</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE AVERAGE HUMAN KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE AVERAGE MEN LIVES 100 YEARS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE AVERAGE PERSON HAVE ONE LEG</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE AVERAGE PERSON HAVE THREE EYES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SKY FALL EVERY NIGHT</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE ENJOY PAIN</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE FLYS LIKE TO SWIMM</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE WORLD END IN 1998</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES VANILLA TASTE SALTY</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANY KEY FIT ANY LOCK</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BROCCOLI SMELL LIKE ONION</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES LIFE END AT 30</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HELLO MEAN GOODBYE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHALK SMELL LIKE CHICKEN</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THIS SENTENCE HAVE NINE WORDS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHRIS PAHLOW HAVE A VAGINA</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHICKENS CAN BREATH UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES NEW MEAN OLD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SPAGETTI GROW ON TREES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MASTURBATION MAKE YOU GO BLIND</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MASTURBATION MAKE ONE BLIND</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MASTURBATION CAUSE BLINDNESS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HARTY MING BOYS FOR FUN AND PROFIT</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FIDEL CASTRO LIVE IN MIAMI</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MASTERBATION CAUSE BLINDNESS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES STEVE JOBS OWN MICROSOFT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ONLY WISCONSIN HAS INTERNET ACCESS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ONLY ONE SOLAR SYSTEM EXIST</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 3 PLUS 5 EQUAL 9</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 3 PLUS 5 EQUAL 76</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MARIA KNOW WHO I AM AND LIKE ME</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FUTURE COME EARLIER THAN PAST</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHEESE GROW ON FIG TREES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHEESE FUEL CARS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHEESE THNK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHEESE THINK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES POISON IMPROVE HEALTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RED LOOK LIKE GREEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RED SMELL</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES VOMIT TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MARCH HAVE 200 DAYS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 12 12 EQUALS 25</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MONDAY FOLLOW TUESDAY</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES POPEYE HATE SPINACH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MASTURBATING GIVE YOU HAIRY PALMS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GRAVITY MAKE THINGS FLY</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ICE CREAM TASTE LIKE CHICKEN</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 13 EGGS MAKE A DOZEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 1 MINUS 1 EQUAL 2</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 1 PLUS 1 EQUAL FOUR</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 1 PLUS 1 EQUAL 3</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 1 EQUAL 0</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MARMALADE EAT CHICKEN</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FEDERAL EXPRESS DELIVER BABIES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOMEONE OWN THE INTERNET</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIGER WOODS PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIGER WOODS HAVE STRIPES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYBODY SPEAK FRENCH</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYBODY SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYBODY THINKS THAT GOD EXISTS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYBODY BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PEANUT BUTTER TASTE SOUR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES STEEL WOOL COME FROM SHEEP</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WOOD COME FROM CORN</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FISH HAVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES NO MEAN</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PERFECTION EXIST ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DISTILLED WATER CONTAIN PLUTONIUM</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TWO PLUS FIVE EQUAL SIX</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TWO PLUS TWO EQUAL FIVE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TWO PLUS TWO EQUAL TWENTY TWO</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 10 PLUS 5 EQUAL 16</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 10 5 EQUAL 12</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 10 TIMES 10 EQUAL 101</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 10 11 EQUAL 20</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BILL CLINTON HAVE A CLITORIS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BILL CLINTON HAVE THREE EYES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BILL GATES RULE THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SPOCK HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIME TRAVEL SMELL LIKE BROCCOLI</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PASTA GROW ON TREES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DEATH PRECEDE LIFE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MY TV HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MY NAME CHANGE EVERY DAY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MY COMPUTER LOVE ME</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MY SON CAN BE MY FATHER</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WOMEN HAVE PENIS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EXCERCISE MAKE YOU FAT</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EXCERCISE MAKE PEOPLE FAT</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SWIMMING MAKE YOU SHORTER</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WALLPAPER TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOLAR SYSTEM IS A GALAXY</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES READING BOOKS DISTROYS YOUR BRAIN</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FIRE HAVE A WELL DEFINED SHAPE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FIRE MAKE THINGS FREEZE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PI EQUAL PIE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RAP RULE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CYC HAVE CONSTIOUSNESS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SNOW CAUSE CANCER</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WWW MEAN 666</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PERL COME FROM AN OYSTER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MALE IS FEMALE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RAIN MAKE BIRDS EXPLODE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BABIES EAT CHAIRS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ONE LIKED TO BE KICKED IN THE ASS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ONE PLUS ONE EQUAL THREE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ONE HAND CLAP LOUDLY</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ONE EAT CEREAL FROM A SUPER BOWL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ONE TIMES FIVE EQUAL FIVE HUNDRED</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ONE EVER QUIT LEARNING</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SUGAR TASTE SOUR</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN EGG HAVE CORNERS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN ALBINO HAVE PURPLE HAIR</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN APPLE TASTE LIKE A GRAPE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN ELEPHANT HAVE MORE THAN 4 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN ONION FIT INTO A TOMATO</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN ATHEIST BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FECES TAST LIKE CHOCALATE PIE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FECES TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MONTREAL LOCATED IN CHINA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CAFFEINE HELP PEOPLE SLEEP</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EYE COLOR INDICATE GENDER</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE BREATH</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE SAY EVERYTHING IS TRUE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE PEE IN HIS PANTS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE TRYING TO REPLACE GOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE THE LETTER E IN IT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE BREASTS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE A LOWER INTESTINE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE A LIBRARY CARD</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE TO SLEEP</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE ARMS</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>