HEADLINE_TARGETS

 Here are some headlines targets to earn major karma points.  Any casualties and you LOSE all points.  No one is authorized to break any laws, so check your local statutes for applicability.  Here at Club Enculier, we stay in the gray areas, to keep the system on its toes.  Whoever pulls it off ''and'' gets documented evidence in the Press will have rewards in heaven itself.

* "Excrement Catapult baffles local police"
* "Man arrested for putting testicles [or genitalia] on double-parked car downtown."
* "Fart panic on flight xxx, hysterical cabin threatens landing"
* "Man removed from buliding after bringing large boombox into secured event."
* "A sigh of relief for zero casualities as vacated skyskraper plummets 1000'."  V
* "Crowd screams out of shopping mall after home-made 'stink bomb' fills apparel store"
* "'Friendly' christian argument ends in puke brawl"
* "Food writers furious after finding semen on their salsbury"
* "Routine stop leads to 20 car pileup." 
* "Rogue vet drives military tank through LA suburb." V
* "Man puzzles customers with labyrinth at IKEA with no way out." V
* "Phone lines flood governors's office at rush hour as "reverse graffiti" reveals private phone number at I-20 underpass."
* "Man walks into Sunday church, shoots fake bullets until people are screaming, and walks out."

* ...add your own ideas here...

VV means "Done."

Remember when the world normalizes the absurd, you must elevate it into art.   Otherwise, you're just as bad.