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@@ -49,3 +49,4 @@ Chapter IV, Verse II\nFor the bushy tail is righteous in the All-Mother's sight,
 Chapter IV, Verse III\nRather, like the righteous squirrel, the wise man stores his nuts for the proper time, but the faithless man has no nuts to store.\nBy no means!
 Chapter IV, Verse IV\nIn this way the squirrel is good, and the lobster is bad.\nWherefore squirrels may die so that squirrels may live, just as lobsters live so that lobsters may die.
 Chapter IV, Verse V\nAnd I say unto you... in those final days the groves will bend in agonized worship,\nand the nutless man will be judged with his own industrial penetration and godless adhesion. So the stapler will become the stapled.
+We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.