Gonzobot Commands Porting Status

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Listed below is a list of commands from gonzobot that can/have been ported to lag-bot. Note I've removed the moderation, botcontrol and a few dead external service commands from this list. Struckthrough items are commands that won't be ported.

• 8ball - asks the all knowing magic electronic eight ball {question}
• aesthetic - Converts {string} to full width characters.
• amazon - Searches Amazon for query
• antonym - Returns a list of antonyms for {word}.
• ask - chat with cleverbot.com
• awesome - Prints a webpage to show {nick} how awesome they are.
• band - displays information about {artist}.
• bang - when there is a duck on the loose use this command to shoot it.
• base64 - Encode {string} with base64.
• bdsm - Just a little bit of kinky fun.
• beats - Gets the current time in .beats (Swatch Internet Time).
• beer - gives beer to {user}
• befriend - when there is a duck on the loose use this command to befriend it before someone else shoots it.
• bible - Prints the specified passage from the Bible
• bing - returns the first bing search result for {query}
• bingimage - returns the first bing image search result for {query}
• bitcoin - Returns the current bitcoin value
• bite - bites {user}
• boobs - prints boobies!
• bookpun - Suggests a pun of a book title/author.
• books - Searches Google Books for {query}.
• bottomten - prints the top 10 things with the lowest points in the channel. To see the bottom 10 items in all of the channels the bot sits in use .bottomten global.
• brainfuck - executes {prog} as Brainfuck code
• brekkie - gives brekkie to {user}
• brew - returns the first brewerydb search result for {query}
• burger - gives a tasty burger to {user}
• cah - Submit text to be used as a CAH whitecard
• cahb - Submit text with _ for the bot to fill in the rest. You can submit text with multiple _
• cake - gives a cake to {user}
• cakeday - will return the cakeday for the given reddit username.
• capitalize - Capitalizes {string}.
• catgifs - gets a fucking cat gif.
• cats - gets a fucking fact about cats.
• cereal - gives cereal to {user}
• changetopic - generates a random question to help start a conversation or change a topic
• cheese - gives cheese to {user}
• chicken - gives chicken to {user}
• chocolate - gives chocolate to {user}
• choose - randomly picks one of the given choices
• clinton - Clinton a {user}
• coffee - gives coffee to {user}
• coin - flips {amount} coins
• compliment - Makes the bot compliment {user}.
• confucious - confucious say man standing on toilet is high on pot.
• cookie - gives a cookie to {user}
• crypto - Returns current value of a cryptocurrency
• currencies - Command has no documentation.
• cypher - cyphers {string} with {password}
• dadjoke - love em or hate em, bring on the dad jokes.
• debase64 - Decode {string} with base64.
• decypher - decyphers {string} with {password}
• define - Returns a dictionary definition from Wordnik for {word}.
• derpify - returns some amusing responses from your input.
• dig - returns a list of records for the specified domain valid record types are A, NS, TXT, and MX. If a record type is not chosen A will be the default.
• dogecoin - Returns the current dogecoin value
• doggifs - Returns a random dog GIF from http://bestanimations.com/
• doit - prints a do it line, example: mathmaticians do with a pencil
• domain - uses domain.nr’s API to search for a domain, and similar domains
• donut - gives a donut to {user}
• doobie - gives a doobie to {user}
• down - checks if {url} is online or offline
• dp - Uses the dogpile search engine to find shit on the web.
• dpis - Uses the dogpile search engine to search for images.
• dragon - Searches the dragonvale wiki for the specified text.
• drama - gets the first paragraph of the Encyclopedia Dramatica article on {phrase}
• drink - makes the user a random cocktail.
• duckforgive - Allows people to be removed from the mandatory cooldown period.
• duckkick -existent goose. Default is off.
• duckmerge - Moves the duck scores from one nick to another nick. Accepts two nicks as input the first will have their duck scores removed the second will have the first score added. Warning this cannot be undone.
• ducks - Prints a users duck stats. If no nick is input it will check the calling username.
• duckstats - Prints duck statistics for the entire channel and totals for the network.
• dwi - Tell {nick} in the channel to deal with it. Code located in reactions.py
• e - retrieves the etymology of {word}
• eggcalc - Parses dragonvalebreedingguide.com for a list of possible dragons based on the incubation time. Enter the time as 5 hours, 30 minutes. For upgraded incubation times put ‘upgrade’ at the front of the time length
• escape - Unicode escapes {string}.
• expand - unshortens {url}
• f - forgets previously remembered {word}
• fact - Gets a random fact about numbers or dates.
• feed - Gets the first three items from the RSS/ATOM feed {feed}.
• fetish - Did some one just mention what your fetish was? Let {nick} know! Code located in reactions.py
• fight - fights {user}
• fix - fixes a flipped over table. ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
• flenny - flenny is watching.
• flip - Flips {text} over.
• flirt - flirts with {user}
• fmk - Fuck, Marry, Kill
• fml - gets a random quote from fmylife.com
• fortune - hands out a fortune cookie
• fos - tell some one to fuck off or just .fos for a generic fuckoff
• fp - Expresses your frustration with {Nick}. Code located in reactions.py
• friends - Prints a list of the top duck friends in the channel, if ‘global’ is specified all channels in the database are included.
• fuck - returns something funny.
• geoip - Looks up the physical location of {host|ip} using Maxmind GeoLite
• ghissue - gets issue {number}’s summary, or the open issue count if no issue is specified
• gif - Searches giphy.com for a gif using the provided search term.
• gitio - shortens a github URL {url} using git.io with {custom} as an optional custom shortlink,
• glomp - glomps {user}
• googl - shorten {url} using goo.gl with {custom} as an option custom shortlink,
• google_translate - translates {sentence} from source language (default autodetect)
• grab - grabs the last message from the specified nick and adds it to the quote database
• grabrandom - grabs a random quote from the grab database
• grabsearch - matches “text” against nicks or grab strings in the database
• gse - Returns first Google search result for {query}.
• gseis - Returns first Google Images result for {query}.
• halal - gives food to {user}
• hash - Returns hashes of {string}.
• hd - Hit your head against the desk becausae of {nick}. Code located in reactions.py
• help - gives help for {command}, or lists all available commands if no command is specified
• herald - adds a greeting for your nick that will be announced everytime you join the channel. Using .herald show will show your current herald and .herald delete will remove your greeting.
• high5 - highfives {user}
• hookup - matches two users from the channel in a sultry scene.
• horoscope - get your horoscope
• hug - hugs {user}
• hunt_opt_out -enable the game for the specified channel.
• icecream - gives icecream to {user}
• ignore - ignores all input from {nick|mask} in this channel.
• imdb - gets information about {movie} from IMDb
• imgur - returns a link to a random imgur image based
• imguralbum - returns a link to lots of random images
• info - shows the source of a factoid
• insult - insults {user}
• isbase64 - Checks if {string} is a valid base64 encoded string
• isgd - shortens a url using is.gd with {custom} as an optional custom shortlink,
• issafe - Checks the website against Google’s Safe Browsing List.
• isup - uses isup.me to check if {url} is online or offline
• karma - will return the information about the specified reddit username
• kebab - gives a kebab to {user}
• kenm - Wisdom from Ken M.
• kernel - gets a list of linux kernel versions
• kero - Returns the text input the way kerouac5 would say it.
• keto - gives food to {user}
• kill - kills {user}
• killers - Prints a list of the top duck killers in the channel, if ‘global’ is specified all channels in the database are included.
• kosher - gives food to {user}
• langlist - List the languages/codes that can be used to translate. Translation is powered by Yandex https://translate.yandex.com
• lart - LARTs {user}
• lastfm - displays the now playing (or last played) track of LastFM user {user}
• lastfmcompare - displays the now playing (or last played) track of LastFM user {user}
• lastgrab - prints the last grabbed quote from {nick}.
• lawyerjoke - returns a lawyer joke, so lawyers know how much we hate them
• leet - Makes {text} more 1337h4x0rz.
• length - Gets the length of {string}
• lenny - why the shit not lennyface
• libreband - displays information about {artist}.
• librecompare - This command is not supported in the libre.fm API
• librefm - displays the now playing (or last played) track of libre.fm user {user}
• librelibrelta - Grabs a list of the top artists in the last year for a libre.fm username. You can set your librefm username with .l username
• libreltm - Grabs a list of the top artists in the last month for a libre.fm username. You can set your librefm username with .l username
• libreltw - Grabs a list of the top artists in the last week for a libre.fm username. You can set your librefm username with .l username
• libreplays - This command is not supported in the libre.fm API
• libretopartists - Grabs a list of the top artists for a libre.fm username. You can set your libre.fm username with .librefm username
• libretoptrack - Grabs a list of the top tracks for a libre.fm username
• listdetailedfacts - lists all available factoids with their respective data
• listfacts - lists all available factoids
• listoptout - View the opt out data for {channel} or the current channel if not specified. Specify “global” to view all data for this network
• litecoin - Returns the current litecoin value
• lmgtfy - gets a lmgtfy.com link for the specified phrase
• locate - Finds {location} on Google Maps.
• lower - Convert string to lowercase.
• lta - Grabs a list of the top artists for a last.fm username. You can set your lastfm username with .l username
• ltm - Grabs a list of the top artists in the last month for a last.fm username. You can set your lastfm username with .l username
• ltop - Grabs a list of the top tracks for a last.fm username
• ltw - Grabs a list of the top artists in the last week for a last.fm username. You can set your lastfm username with .l username
• lty - Grabs a list of the top artists in the last year for a last.fm username. You can set your lastfm username with .l username
• lurve - lurves {user}
• lyrics - will fetch the first 150 characters of a song and a link to the full lyrics.
• mcping - gets info about the Minecraft server at {server{:port}}
• mcstatus - gets the status of various Mojang (Minecraft) servers
• mcuser - gets information about the Minecraft user {account}
• mcwiki - gets the first paragraph of the Minecraft Wiki article on {phrase}
• me - acts out {action} in a {#channel}, or in the current channel of none is specified
• meh - List the current meh.com deal.
• message - says {message} to {name}
• metacritic - gets rating for {title} from
• metar - returns the metars information for the specified station. A list of station codes can be found here: http://weather.rap.ucar.edu/surface/stations.txt
• mfp - returns macros from the MyFitnessPal food diary of {user}
• milkshake - gives a milkshake to {user}
• minuspts - prints the things you have disliked and their scores
• mlb - gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.
• mlia - gets a random quote from MyLifeIsAverage.com
• mm - subtracts a point from the {thing}
• mock - turn {user}’s last message in to aLtErNaTiNg cApS
• monsterfriends - Prints a list of the top monster friends in the channel, if ‘global’ is specified all channels in the database are included.
• monsterkillers - Prints a list of the top monster killers in the channel, if ‘global’ is specified all channels in the database are included.
• monsters - Prints a users monster stats. If no nick is input it will check the calling username.
• monsterstats - Prints monster statistics for the entire channel and totals for the network.
• moregrab - if a grab search has lots of results the results are pagintated. If the most recent search is paginated the pages are stored for retreival. If no argument is given the next page will be returned else a page number can be specified.
• moremod - if a sub or mod list has lots of results the results are pagintated. If the most recent search is paginated the pages are stored for retreival. If no argument is given the next page will be returned else a page number can be specified.
• moreprofile - If a category search has lots of results the results are paginated. If the most recent search is paginated the pages are stored for retrieval. If no argument is given the next page will be returned else a page number can be specified.
• morescore - if a score list has lots of results the results are pagintated. If the most recent search is paginated the pages are stored for retreival. If no argument is given the next page will be returned else a page number can be specified.
• muffin - gives a muffin to {user}
• munge - Munges up {text}.
• namegen - generates some names using the chosen generator, or lists all generators if ‘list’ is specified
• nba - gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.
• ncb - gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.
• ncf - gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.
• nfl - gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.
• nhl - gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.
• nick - changes my nickname to {nick}
• nk - outputs a random North Korea propaganda slogan
• noodles - gives noodles to {user}
• note - manipulates your list of notes
• nugget - gives nuggets to {user}
• octopart - Search for any part on the Octopart database.
• pancake - gives pancakes to {user}
• password - generates a password of {length} (default 12). {types} can include ‘alpha’, ‘no caps’, ‘numeric’, ‘symbols’ or any combination: eg. ‘numbers symbols’ (default: alpha numeric no caps)
• pasta - gives pasta to {user}
• penis - much dongs, very ween, add a user nick as an arguement for slightly different ‘output’
• pie - gives pie to {user}
• ping - pings {host} {count} times
• pizza - gives pizza to {user}
• plays - displays the current user’s playcount for {artist}. You must have your username saved.
• pluspts - prints the things you have liked and their scores
• points - will print the total points for {thing} in the channel.
• poll - Creates a poll for {question} with the provided options (default: Yes, No), or closes the poll if the argument is ‘close’
• potato - gives a potato to {user}
• pp - adds a point to the {thing}
• pre - searches scene releases using orlydb.com
• present - gives gift to {user}
• profile - Returns a user’s saved profile data from “{category}”, or lists all available profile categories for the user if no category specified
• profileadd - Adds data to your profile in the current channel under “{category}”
• profileclear - Clears all of your profile data in the current channel
• profiledel - Deletes “{category}” from a user’s profile
• pronounce - Returns instructions on how to pronounce {word} with an audio example.
• pun - Come on everyone loves puns right?
• q - gets the {#n}th quote by {nick} (defaulting to random)
• qrcode - returns a link to a QR code image for {link}
• quran - Prints the specified Qur’anic verse(s) and its/their translation(s)
• r - add + to {data} to append. If the input starts with {act} the message will be sent as an action. If {user} in in the message it will be replaced by input arguments when command is called.
• rainbow - Gives {text} rainbow colors.
• randomusefulsite -randomusefulsite: Command has no documentation.
• reddit - gets a random post from {subreddit}, or gets the {n}th post in the subreddit
• remind - reminds you to {do task} in {1 minute, 30 seconds}
• results - Shows current results from {user}’s poll. If {user} is empty, it will show results for your poll.
• reverse - Reverses {string}.
• rice - gives rice to {user}
• roll -d5+4 roll 2’: D20s, subtract 1D5, add 4
• rot13 - Encode {string} with rot13.
• rottentomatoes - gets ratings for {title} from Rotten Tomatoes
• ruad - checks ruadick.com to see if you’re a dick on reddit
• sandwich - gives a sandwich to {user}
• sauce - Returns a link to the source
• say - says {message} to {#channel}, or to the caller’s channel if no channel is specified
• scone - gives a scone to {user}
• scuser - Searches for users on SoundCloud.
• seen - tells when a nickname was last in active in one of my channels
• shorten - shortens a url with {custom} as an optional custom shortlink
• showtells - View all pending tell messages (sent in a notice).
• shrug - shrugs
• slap - Makes the bot slap {user}.
• slickdeals - List the top 3 frontpage slickdeals.net deals.
• snopes - Searches snopes for an urban legend about {topic}.
• soundcloud - Searches for tracks on SoundCloud.
• soup - gives Some Soup to {user}
• spalbum - Search Spotify for {album}
• spank - Spanks {user}
• spartist - Search Spotify for {artist}
• spell - Check spelling of a word or sentence.
• spotify - Search Spotify for {song}
• starthunt - This command starts a duckhunt in your channel, to stop the hunt use .stophunt
• steak - gives a nice steak dinner to {user}
• steam - Search for specified game/trailer/DLC
• steamcalc - Gets value of steam account. Uses steamcommunity.com/id/{nickname}.
• steamid - gets the steam ID of {username}. Uses steamcommunity.com/id/{nickname}.
• stock - Get stock information from the AlphaVantage API
• stophunt - This command stops the duck hunt in your channel. Scores will be preserved
• stopthebot - stops me with {reason} as its quit message.
• strax - Generates a quote from Strax, optionally targeting {user}
• subinfo - fetches information about the specified subreddit.
• submods - prints the moderators of the specified subreddit.
• subs - This plugin prints the list of subreddits a user moderates listed in a reddit users profile. Private subreddits will not be listed.
• suggest - Gets suggested phrases for a google search
• superscript - Makes {text} superscript.
• sushi - gives sushi to {user}
• swapcase - Swaps the capitalization of {string}.
• synonym - Returns a list of synonyms for {word}.
• system - Retrieves information about the host system.
• table - (╯°□°）╯︵ {ʇxǝʇ}
• taco - gives a taco to {user}
• taf - returns the taf information for the specified station. A list of station codes can be found here: http://weather.rap.ucar.edu/surface/stations.txt
• tea - gives tea to {user}
• tell - Relay {message} to {nick} when {nick} is around.
• tfw -tfw: Command has no documentation.
• time - Gets the current time in {location}.
• titlecase - Convert string to title case.
• topic - changes the topic to {topic} in {channel}, or in the caller’s channel
• topten - prints the top 10 things with the highest points in the channel. To see the top 10 items in all of the channels the bot sits in use .topten global.
• tran - text to translate. Translation is Powered by Yandex https://translate.yandex.com
• triforce - returns a triforce!
• trump - Trump a {user}
• tv - Get the next episode of {series}.
• tv_prev - Gets the most recently aired episode of {series}.
• twitch - Retrieves the channel and shows it’s offline/offline status
• twitter - Gets last/{n}th tweet from {user}
• twuser - Get info on the Twitter user {user}
• unescape - Unicode unescapes {string}.
• upper - Convert string to uppercase.
• urban - Looks up {phrase} on urbandictionary.com.
• usa - Makes {text} more patriotic.
• validate - Runs url through the W3C Markup Validator.
• vote - Vote on a poll; responds on error and silently records on success.
• weather - Gets weather data for {location}.
• whois - Does a whois query on {domain}.
• wiki - Gets first sentence of Wikipedia article on {phrase}.
• wine - gives wine to {user}
• wisdom - words of wisdom from various bathroom stalls.
• wnba - gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.
• wolframalpha - Computes {query} using Wolfram Alpha.
• word - returns the word of the day. To see past word of the day enter use the format yyyy-MM-dd. The specified date must be after 2009-08-10.
• wordrandom - Grabs a random word from wordnik.com
• wordusage - Returns an example sentence showing the usage of {word}.
• wpass - generates an easy to remember password with {length} (default 4) commonly used words
• wrainbow - Gives each word in {text} rainbow colors.
• wyr - What would you rather do?
• xkcd - Search for xkcd comic matching {search term}
• yomomma - tells a yo momma joke to {nick}
• youtime - Gets the total run time of the first YouTube search result for {query}.
• youtube - Returns the first YouTube search result for {query}.
• zombs - prints some fucked up shit.