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(Did you know that,
[(the, [Fall|Spring], equinox)
|(the, [Winter|Summer], [solstice|Olympics])
|(the, [earliest|latest], [sunrise|sunset])
|(daylight, [saving|savings], time)
|(leap, [day|year])
|Easter
|(the, [harvest|super|blood], moon)
|Toyota Truck Month
|Shark Week],
[(happens, [earlier|later|at the wrong time], every year)
|(drifts out of sync with the,
[sun|moon|Zodiac
|([Gregorian|Mayan|Lunar|iPhone], Calendar)
|atomic clock in Colorado])
|(might, [not happen|happen twice], this year)],
because of,
[(time zone legislation in, [Indiana|Arizona|Russia])
|a decree by the Pope in the 1500s
|([precession|libration|nutation|libation|eccentricit|obliquity],
of the,
[moon|sun|earth's axis|equator|prime meridian|
([International Date|Mason-Dixon], Line)])
|magnetic field reversal
|(an arbitrary decision by, [Benjamin Franklin|Isaac Newton|FDR])],
?,
Apparently,
[it causes a predictable increase in car accidents
|that's why we have leap seconds
|scientists are really worried
|(it was even more extreme during the,
[bronze age|ice age|Cretaceous|1990s])
|(there's a proposal to fix it\, but it,
[will never happen
|actually makes things worse
|is stalled in Congress
|might be unconstitutional])
|it's getting worse and no one knows why],
.)