chandler

Chandler Bing

All the lines and sarcasm and also conversations in alphabetic characters. Could it be more wonderfull :)

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• The Pilot — Episode 1 Season 1

  Ross : I dont want to be single; i want to be married again. Chandler : And i just want a million dollars!

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• The One Where Chandler Can't Cry — Episode 14 Season 6

  Joey : What if you saw a three-legged puppy?

  Chandler : I'd be sad, sure - but I wouldn't cry.

  Joey : OK; well, what if the puppy said, "Help me, Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me"?

  Chandler : Cry? I just found a talking puppy! I'm rich!

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• The One With The Proposal, Part 1 — Episode 24 Season 6

  Chandler : im Chandler, i make jokes when im ucomfortable.

  The One With The Tea Leaves — Episode 17 Season 8

  Chandler : im not great at the advice; can i intrest you with a sarcastic comment? some cheese?!

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• The One With Ross's Teeth — Episode 8 Season 6

  Joey : Hey Chandler come on in; we are knitting potholders.

  Chandler : No, thanks Josephine!.

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• The One Where Phoebe Runs — Episode 6 Season 7

  Joey : look i got you

  Chandler : oh my god; you almost gave me a heart attak!

  The One Where Joey Dates Rachel — Episode 12 Season 8

  Pheobe : Hey look i got you a present

  Chandler : Oh my god where did you hide it?!

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• The Pilot — Episode 1 Season 1

  Chandler : sometimes i wish i was a lesbian

  did i said that out loud??

  The One With The Prom Video — Episode 14 Season 2

  Joey : Some girl ate Monica.

  Monica : Shut up; the camera adds 10 pounds.

  Chandler : So, how many cameras are actually on you?!

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• The One with the Cat — Episode 2 Season 4

  Monica : What happend?

  Chandler : Well, Joey was born and then 28 years later I was robbed!.

  The One With Ross's Tan — Episode 3 Season 10

  Chandler : Hold on; there is somyhing diffrent.

  Ross : I went to that tanning place your wife sugessted.

  Chandler : Was that place the sun??!

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• The One With Phoebe's Husband — Episode 4 Season 2

  Ross : so does it do anything special?

  Chandler : Yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens up the delivery intrance of magical land of Narnia!

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