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// Awaiting proglogs generalization...
var batch = [{
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "We secured a spot in IFTTT's monthly newsletter next month! (Specific action yesterday that makes this count as a new groovy was sending them a hi-res logo)",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/933050159621009410",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Sent a cyber monday promotion to all monthly active non-premium users",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/935594076287614976",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Started a trial with Growsumo -- beeminder.growsumo.com -- as a possible way to outsource our referral program but it may be too pricey for us!",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/938130457329393664",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Filled out a bunch of paperwork with Google so we count as a \"verified developer\"",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/940667311081512960",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Sent 10 Beeminder-branded bluetooth buttons to our hardest core fans/advocates. Also asked Fitbit yet again about reinstating us in their partner gallery.",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/943205510370639872",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Submitted Beeminder's Gitminder integration to the GitHub marketplace",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/945739401367240704",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Emailed with IFTTT folks about vetting the blurb for our inclusion in their newsletter",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/949365920270401536",
"t": "2018-01-05",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Started an Intercom.io trial",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/955526581904072704",
"t": "2018-01-22",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Set up an automatic welcome message for new users via Intercom",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/961481110721974273",
"t": "2018-02-07",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Added fields to Intercom so we can send fancy targeted messages; tried one to all new users who hadn't created a goal yet",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/964222233374683136",
"t": "2018-02-15",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Scheduling meeting w/ IFTTT to talk about doc.beeminder.com/iftttexamples and new data they can give us to help, I don't know, leverage synergies probably?",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/966761455851773952",
"t": "2018-02-22",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Rewrote the Intercom autoblurb",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/969297461020835840",
"t": "2018-03-01",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Submitted Gitminder to http://github.com/works-with",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/971834922708041728",
"t": "2018-03-08",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Added a section to http://doc.bmndr.com/bsignups in preparation to try something described on that page",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/974357745678802945",
"t": "2018-03-15",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Sketched the path forward for a big improvement in onboarding related to goal units: http://doc.beeminder.com/units",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/976891587450908672",
"t": "2018-03-22",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Sketched a spec for better unsubscribe functionality, a prereq for a lot of onboarding/lifecycle-email improvements we're working on: doc.beeminder.com/unsubscribe",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/979429195926323201",
"t": "2018-03-29",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Wrote up 5 prereqs (sane unsubscribe, rosca ducks, redirect bug, email collection, double opt-in) for our 2 biggest growth-oriented projects",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/981958715183005696",
"t": "2018-04-05",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Wrote up Fear-Of-God strategy memo in InnerHex about culling moribund accounts",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/984507623482392577",
"t": "2018-04-12",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "As prereq for new ways to beemind growth, wrote up list of CEO duties: http://doc.bmndr.com/ceoduties HT Kim Harrison",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/987250199759175681",
"t": "2018-04-19",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Not only are we going to @MicroConf but we signed up for office hours with @patio11 😍",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/989735500930990082",
"t": "2018-04-26",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Started a @kickofflabs trial",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/992304567441223682",
"t": "2018-05-03",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Submitted a design for an infographic with @venngage (another @MicroConf giveaway)",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/994924774894661634",
"t": "2018-05-10",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Drafted first fear-of-god email and outlined the landing page for the user to opt back in",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/997384682219044864",
"t": "2018-05-17",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Drafted death-to-autoquit email. http://doc.bmndr.com/autowuss",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/999893924612263936",
"t": "2018-05-24",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "New set of prereqs for first fear-of-god emails and progress on fixing unsubscribe behavior",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1002432942134530048",
"t": "2018-05-31",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Did an interview for a Very Fancy Publication [PS: it was the Wall Street Journal] about people using Beeminder for meditation goals",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1004985165796425728",
"t": "2018-06-07",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Had a meeting with @priceintel / ProfitWell.com",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1011502779322339329",
"t": "2018-06-25",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "We did an interview with the RescueTime folks for this article: https://blog.rescuetime.com/productivity-advice-app-makers",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1014759480695783424",
"t": "2018-07-04",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Set up monthly user testing with FancyHands: http://doc.bmndr.com/hallway",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1018001545793695744",
"t": "2018-07-13",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Beeminder Scholar QS sponsorship: http://quantifiedself.com/2018/07/beeminder-scholar-qs18/",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1022034737207156736",
"t": "2018-07-24",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Beehind the scenes: equity buyout deal finalized with Andy (~90% of equity again owned by founders) and enumerating/divvying CEO/COO duties",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1025291903527411712",
"t": "2018-08-02",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Switched Bee's MIT to fear-of-god emails and commitwalls",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1029237044797530113",
"t": "2018-08-13",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Emailed with Toggl and Strava about our soon-to-be-officially launched integrations",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1032466399069786113",
"t": "2018-08-22",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Launched (and blogged, tweeted, etc) official Toggl integration",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1039428916052615168",
"t": "2018-09-10",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Quantified Self talk, office hours, breakout session, meetup",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1042658694662516736",
"t": "2018-09-19",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "More general massmailer",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1045928713177554944",
"t": "2018-09-28",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Launched (and blogged, tweeted, etc) official Strava integration",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1060032005662957568",
"t": "2018-11-06",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Hired a social media czar!",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1070465110882189312",
"t": "2018-12-05",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Launched (and blogged, tweeted, etc) official Clozemaster integration!",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1070465128082993152",
"t": "2018-12-05",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "We're participating in a Google program to help us with advertising",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1091590119167913985",
"t": "2019-02-01",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Commitwall!",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1103224647221276672",
"t": "2019-03-05",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Hired Mary Renaud as \"Chief Executive Intern\"!",
"u": "https://forum.beeminder.com/t/introducing-mary-renaud-as-chief-executive-intern/4774",
"t": "2019-04-03",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "A new contractor, Jonathan Courtney, has joined the team to do support and take on some administrative projects, so that we can move our beemgro projects forward faster! Welcome to the team, Jon!",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1124280348743995392",
"t": "2019-04-30",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "We're launching @helpscout for the two main support workerbees today, and rolling it out to the rest of the team over the coming days and weeks. This'll make support more scalable, and will eventually let our (incredible) support bees see more of your account info 👀 at a glance.",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1134806688593317890",
"t": "2019-05-31",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "The awesome @adamwwolf will now be spending more time on Beeminder, bringing to it all the skill and knowledge (and niceness!) from which it has already benefited, only now for more time! We couldn't 🐝 more excited. This is utterly excellent news for Beeminder's ability to grow.",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1143240688395542528",
"t": "2019-06-24",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "A year ago we raised the price of the Infinibee plan from $4/month to $8/month. We've now flipped the switch on everyone who was grandfathered into the old price for the year so that everyone is on the same pricing model.",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1156761195598274560",
"t": "2019-07-31",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Beeminder now has a Canadian branch from which to hang a hive. 🇨🇦 Hmm... does this mean we have to learn how to say \"sorry\" in French?",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1167243238773841922",
"t": "2019-08-29",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "We made changes to our dogfood rules -- check 'em out: http://blog.beeminder.com/dogfood Now we're paying money out to random premium folks for way more goals. How's that growth-y? Dogfooding is inherently growth-y. Walking in your users' shoes keeps you focused on more of the right things!",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1188955696525697026",
"t": "2019-10-28",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "A bunch of savvy users snagged bonus premium time on Cyber Monday. (If you didn't, there's always the exquisitely fair discount slider, which allows you to get cheaper premium months by buying ahead. Here endeth the blatant marketing of Cyber Monday!)",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1203093740031795201",
"t": "2019-12-06",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Getting groovier! (This one's a bit meta.) Updated the requirements for the growth-related items we tweet here on @beemgro that count towards the http://beeminder.com/meta/groovy goal, and doubled that goal's rate for the next year!",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1214344040721895425",
"t": "2020-01-06",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Our iOS magician, Andy, is now set up with an account in our support tool (vs. email), making it more efficient for us to communicate while chasing down bugs that pop up in the app.",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1222290301898969089",
"t": "2020-01-28",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "We laid out our priorities for 2020 early in January so that we could keep our eyes on the ball right from the start of the year (and have since been working towards them at a faster clip than expected!)",
"u": "https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1227718542541426691",
"t": "2020-02-12",
"c": "Danny abhored this groovy until seeing the actual priorities document",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Operational items can often be louder and feel more urgent than growth-related items, so the latter can end up taking a backseat. The http://bmndr.com/mary/beegrowthprojects goal has been created in order to ensure that enough time will be carved out for those too-easy-to-backburner priorities.",
"u": ["https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1232822135619538944"],
"t": "2020-02-26",
}, { // ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"x": "Spent several tocks (http://blog.beeminder.com/tocks/) thinking about and then working out details of how best to respond to the unusual circumstances we’re all in and how to make sure we help our users (and ourselves!) keep healthy, happy, and productive through it all.",
"u": ["https://twitter.com/beemgro/status/1243666592686358530"],
"t": "2020-03-27",
"c": "Another one that Danny hate-hate-hated",
}, /* ----------------------------------------------------------- end batch */ ]
var staged = [ { // note: sub-entries not allowed here in staging
}, /* ---------------------------------------------------------- end staged */ ]
/*
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handing this off to mary?
other integrations (got strava, clozemaster)
killed autowuss (and used new massmailer to tell everyone affected) (tweeted as UVI)
more with github marketplace?
growsumo?
unsubscribe improvements?
doc.bmndr.com/units?
get usernames in intercom?
intercom purge (more about saving money than growing but any progress with intercom is groovy (baby))
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