ThreatButtfuck

Multi-paradigm scripting language for ThreatButt advanced Enterprise Platform without semicolons

Supports asynchronous multi-paradigm anonymous lambda queries
Totally secure
Comes with thought_lead.sh script for converting legacy brainfuck programs you found on google
No semicolons

Clownpiling

$ make (for maximum IoC-stopping exploit mitigation killchains and scary warnings)

or just

$ gcc -o threatbuttfuck threatbuttfuck.c (not safe unless you paid for our ClownStrike technology)

Example

$ echo "$CORPORATESECRETS" | ./threatbuttfuck rot13.bf