commit_messages.txt

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:(:(
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...
640K ought to be enough for anybody
8==========D
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
add actual words
Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =(
Added missing file in previous commit
added security.
added some filthy stuff
added super-widget 2.0.
Added translation.
Add Sandbox
a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them
A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything
after of this commit remember do a git reset hard
ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah
ALL SORTS OF THINGS
All your codebase are belong to us.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
and a comma
And a commit that I don't know the reason of...
and so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark!
another big bag of changes
Another bug bites the dust
Another commit to keep my CAN streak going.
apparently i did something…
Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse.
Argh! About to give up :(
arrgghh... damn this thing for not working.
arrrggghhhhh fixed!
Arrrrgggg
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsf
assorted changes
At times like this I wish I was a Garbage Man.
bara bra grejjor
Batman! (this commit has no parents)
Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Best commit ever
better grepping
better ignores
bifurcation
bla
Blaming regex.
breathe, =, breathe
(\ /)<br/>(O.o)<br/>(&gt; &lt;) Bunny approves these changes.
buenas those-things.
bug fix
bugger
bump to 0.0.3-dev:wq
By works, I meant 'doesnt work'.  Works now..
changed things...
changes
clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++?
(c) Microsoft 1988
Code was clean until manager requested to fuck it up
commented out failing tests
commit
COMMIT ALL THE FILES!
Commit committed
Commit committed....
Committed some changes
Committing fixes in the dark, seriously, who killed my power!?
Committing in accordance with the prophecy.
Completed with no bugs...
Continued development...
copy and paste is not a design pattern
Copy pasta fail. still had a instead of a
Copy-paste to fix previous copy-paste
Corrected mistakes
c&p fail
Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late.
DEAL WITH IT
debug line test
debugo
debug suff
de-misunderestimating
Derp
Derp, asset redirection in dev mode
Derp. Fix missing constant post rename
derp, helper method rename
derpherp
Derp search/replace fuckup
Derpy hooves
diaaaaaazeeeeeeeeeepam
did everything
dirty hack, have a better idea ?
Does anyone read this? I'll be at the coffee shop accross the street.
Does not work.
Does this work
doh.
done. going to bed now.
Done, to whoever merges this, good luck.
Don’t even try to refactor it.
Don’t mess with Voodoo
Don't push this commit
Do things better, faster, stronger
Either Hot Shit or Total Bollocks
epic
eppic fail XNAMEX
Errare humanum est.
extra debug for stuff module
fail
Feed. You. Stuff. No time.
ffs
final commit.
Final commit, ready for tagging
Fingers crossed!
Finished fondling.
First Blood
first blush
fix
fix bug, for realz
Fixed a bug cause XNAMEX said to
Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount... not seriously...
Fixed a little bug...
Fixed Bug
Fixed compilation errors
fixed conflicts (LOL merge -s ours; push -f)
Fixed errors
fixed errors in the previous commit
fixed mistaken bug
fixed shit that havent been fixed in last commit
fixed some minor stuff, might need some additional work.
Fixed so the code compiles
Fixed the build.
Fixed the fuck out of #XNUMX!
fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict
Fixed unnecessary bug.
fixes
Fix hard-coded [object Object] string (thanks!)
Fixing XNAMEX's bug.
Fixing XNAMEX's bugs.
Fix my stupidness
fix /sigh
fix some fucking errors
Fix the fixes
fix tpyo
FONDLED THE CODE
foo
forgot to save that file
forgot we're not using a smart language
For great justice.
formatted all
FOR REAL.
For real, this time.
For the sake of my sanity, just ignore this...
freemasonry
Friday 5pm
Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc
Fucking submodule bull shit
Fucking templates.
FUCKING XUPPERNAMEX
Fuck it, YOLO!
fuckup.
Future self, please forgive me and don't hit me with the baseball bat again!
gave up and used tables.
General commit (no IDs open) - Modifications for bad implementations
giggle.
GIT :/
Give me a break, it's 2am.  But it works now.
Glue. Match sticks. Paper. Build script!
#GrammarNazi
grmbl
Gross hack because XNAMEX doesn't know how to code
grrrr
Handled a particular error.
happy monday _ bleh _
harharhar
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< HEAD
Here be Dragons
herpderp
Herp derp I left the debug in there and forgot to reset errors.
herpderp (redux)
Herpderp, shoulda check if it does really compile.
Herping the derp
Herping the derp derp (silly scoping error)
Herping the fucking derp right here and now.
Herpy dooves.
hey, look over there!
hey, what's that over there?!
Hide those navs, boi!
hmmm
hoo boy
I __ a word
I am even stupider than I thought
I am Root. We are Root.
I am sorry
I am Spartacus
I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ.
I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS
I cannot believe that it took this long to write a test for this.
I can't believe it took so long to fix this.
ID:10T Error
I did it for the lulz!
I don't believe it
I don't get paid enough for this shit.
I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
I don't know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them.
I don't know why. Just move on.
i dunno, maybe this works
IEize
I expected something different.
If it's hacky and you know it clap you hands (clap clap)!
I forgot to commit... So here you go.
if you're not using et, fuck off
I had a cup of tea and now it's fixed
I hate this fucking language.
I have no idea what I'm doing here.
I honestly wish I could remember what was going on here...
I know, I know, this is not how I’m supposed to do it, but I can't think of something better.
I know what I am doing. Trust me.
I'll explain this when I'm sober .. or revert it
I'll explain when you're older!
I'm human
I'm hungry
I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS.
I'M PUSHING.
I'm sorry.
I'm too foo for this bar
I'm too old for this shit!
I'm totally adding this to epic win. +300
I must enjoy torturing myself
I must have been drunk.
I must sleep... it's working... in just three hours...
include shit
[Insert your commit message here. Be sure to make it descriptive.]
I really should've committed this when I finished it...
I should get a raise for this.
I should have had a V8 this morning.
Issue #XNUM10X is now Issue #XNUM30X
Is there an achievement for this?
Is there an award for this?
It compiles! Ship it!
It'd be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error
i think i fixed a bug...
it is hump day _^_
It only compiles every XNUM2,5X tries... good luck.
It's 2016; why are we using ColdFusion?!
it's friday
It's getting hard to keep up with the crap I've trashed
It's secret!
It's Working!
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
It worked for me...
It works!
I was told to leave it alone, but I have this thing called OCD, you see
I was wrong...
I would rather be playing SC2.
jobs... steve jobs
just checking if git is working properly...
Just committing so I can go home
just shoot me
Just stop reading these for a while, ok..
just trolling the repo
last minute fixes.
Last time I said it works? I was kidding.  Try this.
LAST time, XNAMEX, /dev/urandom IS NOT a variable name generator...
less french words
Locating the required gigapixels to render...
Lock S-foils in attack position
lol
LOL!
lol digg
lolwhat?
lots and lots of changes
lots of changes after a lot of time
LOTS of changes. period
Made it to compile...
magic, have no clue but it works
Major fixup.
Make that it works in 90% of the cases.  3:30.
making this thing actually usable.
marks
mergederp
Merge pull my finger request
Merge pull request #67 from Lazersmoke/fix-andys-shit Fix andys shit
Merging the merge
minor changes
Minor updates
Misc. fixes
MOAR BIFURCATION
more debug... who overwrote!
more fixes
More ignore
more ignored words
more ignores
more stuff
Moved something to somewhere... goodnight...
move your body every every body
-m \'So I hear you like commits ...\'
My bad
need another beer
needs more cow bell
Nitpicking about alphabetizing methods, minor OCD thing
No changes after this point.
No changes made
[no message]
Nothing to see here, move along
No time to commit.. My people need me!
Not one conflict, today was a good day.
Not sure why
Now added delete for real
Now it's all microservices, I hope the fad persists.
Obligatory placeholder commit message
Oh no
Ok, 5am, it works.  For real.
omg what have I done?
omgsosorry
One does not simply merge into master
One little whitespace gets its very own commit! Oh, life is so erratic!
One more time, but with feeling.
Only Tom Cruise knows why.
oops
oops!
oops, forgot to add the file
oopsie B|
oops - thought I got that one.
pam anderson is going to love me.
pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
PEBKAC
pep8 - cause I fell like doing a barrel roll
pep8 fixer
perfect...
pgsql is being a pain
pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11
Pig
Please no changes this time.
pointless limitation
Popping stash
Programming the flux capacitor
project lead is allergic to changes...
Push poorly written test can down the road another ten years
put code that worked where the code that didn't used to be
QuickFix.
rats
REALLY FUCKING FIXED
really ignore ignored worsd
Refactored configuration.
Refactor factories, revisit visitors
Reinventing the wheel. Again.
Removed code.
remove debug<br/>all good
removed echo and die statements, lolz.
Removed test case since code didn't pass QA
removed tests since i can't make them green
Replace all whitespaces with tabs.
Reset error count between rows. herpderp
restored deleted entities just to be sure
Reticulating splines...
Revert "fuckup".
Revert "just testing, remember to revert"
Same as last commit with changes
See last commit
SEXY RUSSIAN CODES WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL
s/    /  /g
Shit code!
SHIT ===> GOLD
should work I guess...
should work now.
Shovelling coal into the server...
/sigh
s/import/include/
small is a real HTML tag, who knew.
SOAP is a piece of shit
somebody keeps erasing my changes.
Somebody set up us the bomb.
some brief changes
Some bugs fixed
someday I gonna kill someone for this shit...
someone fails and it isn't me
Some shit.
Something fixed
sometimes you just herp the derp so hard it herpderps
So my boss wanted this button ...
Spinning up the hamster...
squash me
Still can't get this right...
stopped caring XNUM8,23X commits ago
stuff
Stuff
Switched off unit test XNUM15X because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly.
syntax
tagging release w.t.f.
TDD: 1, Me: 0
 - Temporary commit.
Test commit. Please ignore
Testing in progress ;)
that coulda been bad
That last commit message about silly mistakes pales in comparision to this one
that's all folks
That's just how I roll
The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.
the magic is real
The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!
these confounded tests drive me nuts
these guys are flipped
things occurred
Things went wrong...
third time's a charm
This branch is so dirty, even your mom can't clean it.
This bunny should be killed.
This commit is a lie
this doesn't really make things faster, but I tried
This is a basic implementation that works.
this is how we generate our shit.
this is my quickfix branch and i will use to do my quickfixes
This is not the commit message you are looking for
This is supposed to crash
This is the last time we let XNAMEX commit ascii porn in the comments.
This is where it all begins...
This is why git rebase is a horrible horrible thing.
This is why the cat shouldn't sit on my keyboard.
This really should not take 19 minutes to build.
this should fix it
This solves it.
This will definitely break in 20XNUM20,89X (TODO)
tl;dr
To be honest, I do not quite remember everything I changed here today. But it is all good, I tell ya.
Todo!!!
TODO: write meaningful commit message
Too lazy to write descriptive message
Too tired to write descriptive message
totally more readable
To those I leave behind, good luck!
touched...
Trust me, I'm an engineer!... What the f*ck did just happened here?
Trust me, it's not badly written. It's just way above your head.
Trying to fake a conflict
tunning
typo
Ugh. Bad rebase.
uhhhhhh
unh
unionfind is no longer being molested.
Updated
Updated build targets.
Update .gitignore
Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium.
Useful text
various changes
Version control is awful
well crap.
We'll figure it out on Monday
Well, it's doing something.
Well the book was obviously wrong.
We should delete this crap before shipping.
Whatever.
Whatever will be, will be 8{
??! what the ...
what the hell happened here
Whee.
Whee, good night.
Who has two thumbs and remembers the rudiments of his linear algebra courses?  Apparently, this guy.
Who knows...
Who knows WTF?!
Who Let the Bugs Out??
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE?
Why The Fuck?
wip
woa!! this one was really HARD!
workaround for ant being a pile of fail
Working on tests (haha)
work in progress
WTF is this.
XNAMEX broke the regex, lame
XNAMEX made me do it
XNAMEX rebase plx?
XNAMEX sucks
XUPPERNAMEX SUCKS
XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS.
XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB.
Yep, XNAMEX was right on this one.
Yes, I was being sarcastic.
yet another quality commit
yolo push
yo recipes
You can't see it, but I'm making a very angry face right now
Your commit is writing checks your merge can't cash.
You should have trusted me.
NSA backdoor - ignore
"Get that shit outta my master."
Now we tell you your browser sucks in your native tongue.