We need more sparkles

[eirol]

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Please, sparkles

Here, sparkles:

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Issue description

So, as the title advances, I believe this repository is lacking sparkles. The sparkles we currently have are awesome and sparkly, and it is my humble opinion that we should seriously consider adding more. The tests we have performed so far suggest that we have yet to reach a plateau in sparkliness, and there is no sign we'll hit diminishing returns for a long time.

It is, thus, my opinion that we should increase our sparkles ten or twenty-fold. This scaling will yield awesomeness and sparkliness for us all to enjoy.

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