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+# Description:
+#   Random sized picture of Kevin Spacey on demand
+#
+# Commands
+#   spacey me
+
+sizes  = [100...500]
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.respond /spacey me/i, (msg) ->
+    height = msg.random sizes
+    width  = msg.random sizes
+    msg.send "http://kevinspacer.com/#{width}/#{height}#.png"