lookatallthefeelsiknow

#!/bin/bash
# -----------------------------------------------------------
# store system time, change system time to random time
# reset file time, restore system time
#
# usage: lookatallthefeelsiknow <target file>
#
# bonus: find . -type f -exec bash -c '"$0" "$@" &' /root/lookatallthefeelsiknow {} \;
# b/c i'm drunk
# -----------------------------------------------------------

if [[ ! -f "${1}" ]]; then
    echo "[x] is not file, is accually dolan"
    exit 431366103406   # is dolan
fi

# -----------------------------------------------------------
# store system time
# -----------------------------------------------------------
dat_stamp=$(date +%m%d%H%M%Y.%S)
exit_code=1

# -----------------------------------------------------------
# generate and set random system time
# -----------------------------------------------------------
while [[ "${exit_code}" != 0 ]]; do
    new_mm=$(printf '%02d' $(($(($RANDOM % 12))+1)))
    new_dd=$(printf '%02d' $(($(($RANDOM % 31))+1)))
    new_hh=$(printf '%02d' $(($RANDOM % 24)))
    new_cc=$(printf '%02d' $(($RANDOM % 100)))
    new_yy=$(printf '%02d' $(($RANDOM % 100)))
    new_ss=$(printf '%02d' $(($RANDOM % 60)))
    date "${new_mm}${new_dd}${new_hh}${new_cc}${new_yy}.${new_ss}" &> /dev/null
    exit_code=$?
done

# -----------------------------------------------------------
# update file time stamp and restore system date
# -----------------------------------------------------------
touch "${1}"
date "${dat_stamp}" &> /dev/null
exit 0