An IRC bot that does the eliza thing.
This uses a bunch of code I didn't write. I found it online, and assumed it was ok to use. Here's the license:
elizabot.js v.1.1 - ELIZA JS library (N.Landsteiner 2005)
Eliza is a mock Rogerian psychotherapist.
Original program by Joseph Weizenbaum in MAD-SLIP for "Project MAC" at MIT.
cf: Weizenbaum, Joseph "ELIZA - A Computer Program For the Study of Natural Language
Communication Between Man and Machine"
in: Communications of the ACM; Volume 9 , Issue 1 (January 1966): p 36-45.
JavaScript implementation by Norbert Landsteiner 2005; <http://www.masserk.at>
All the parts I wrote are BSD licensed.
var Eliza = require('eliza/irc.js')
new Eliza({ server: 'irc.freenode.net'
, nick: 'Eliza'
, channels: ['##turtles']
, userName: 'eliza'
, realName: 'eliza' })