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@@ -76,22 +76,22 @@ <h3>Human friendly.</h3>
             <section>
                 <i class="icon future"></i>
                 <h3>Future-proof.</h3>
-                <p>Your journals are stored in plain-text files that will still be readable in 50 years when all your fancy iPad apps will have gone the way of the Dodo.</p>
+                <p>Your journals are stored in plain-text files that will still be readable in 50 years when your fancy proprietary apps will have gone the way of the dodo.</p>
             </section>
             <section>
                 <i class="icon secure"></i>
                 <h3>Secure.</h3>
-                <p>Encrypt your journals with industry-strength AES encryption. The NSA won't be able to read your dirty secrets.</p>
+                <p>Encrypt your journals with industry-strength AES encryption. Nobody will be able to read your dirty secrets&mdash;not even you, if you lose your password!</p>
             </section>
             <section>
                 <i class="icon sync"></i>
                 <h3>Accessible anywhere.</h3>
-                <p>Sync your journals with Dropbox and capture your thoughts where ever you are.</p>
+                <p>Sync your journal files with other tools like Dropbox to capture your thoughts wherever you are.</p>
             </section>
             <section>
                 <i class="icon github"></i>
                 <h3>Free &amp; Open Source.</h3>
-                <p>jrnl is made by a bunch of really friendly and remarkably attractive people. Maybe even <a href="https://www.github.com/jrnl-org/jrnl" title="Fork jrnl on GitHub">you</a>?</p>
+                <p>jrnl is made by a bunch of really friendly and remarkably amazing people. Maybe even <a href="https://www.github.com/jrnl-org/jrnl" title="Fork jrnl on GitHub">you</a>?</p>
             </section>
             <section>
                 <i class="icon folders"></i>
@@ -107,17 +107,17 @@ <h3>For work and play.</h3>
     <script>
     new Typed("#typed", {
         strings: [
-            "jrnl today: Started writing my memoirs. On the command line. Like a boss.",
+            "jrnl Started writing my memoirs on the command line. 🎉🔥💻🔥🎉",
             "jrnl yesterday 2pm: used jrnl to keep track of accomplished tasks. The done.txt for my todo.txt",
-            "jrnl <b>-from</b> 2009 <b>-until</b> may<br /><i>`(Displays all entries from January 2009 to last may)`</i>",
-            "jrnl A day on the beach with @beth and @frank. Taggidy-tag-tag.",
-            "jrnl <b>--tags</b><br /><i>`@idea    7<br />@beth    5</i>`",
+            "jrnl <b>-from</b> 2019 <b>-until</b> may<br /><i>`(displays all entries from January 2019 to last May)`</i>",
+            "jrnl A day on the beach with @beth and @frank. Tagging them so I can easily look this up later.",
+            "jrnl <b>--tags</b><br /><i>`@frank    7<br />@beth    5</i>`",
             "jrnl <b>--format</b> json<br /><i>`(Outputs your entire journal as json)</i>`",
-            "jrnl <b>--encrypt</b><br /><i>`(AES encryption. Crack this, NSA)</i>`"
+            "jrnl <b>--encrypt</b><br /><i>`(AES encryption. Don't lose your password!)</i>`"
         ],
-        typeSpeed: 35,
-        backSpeed: 15,
-        backDelay: 2000,
+        typeSpeed: 20, // less is faster
+        backSpeed: 10,
+        backDelay: 2500,
         loop: true,
         showCursor: false
     });