README

[2006-04-20]
DOS/32 Advanced DOS Extender, version 9.1.2       <http://dos32a.narechk.net/>
Illis quorum meruere labores.


Contents:
  1.0 - Synopsis
  2.0 - System Requirements
  3.0 - Release Notes
  4.0 - FAQ




1.0 - Synopsis
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This is a DOS (Dead Operating System) Extender. It extends DOS. By how much
or for how long still remains a mystery. It lives in a refrigerator. It has
a wonderful ability to piss off one's dearest neighbors by sporadically
electrocuting their cats. Incidentally it also makes the farm sheep go bäää.



2.0 - System Requirements
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A puter and a pint of Guiness... Actually, you can replace puter with women.
Guiness, however, is mandatory.



3.0 - Release Notes
===================
Avril Lavigne rocks! Kent - ni är så j:a bra! Vitja Tsoy (Kino) - s ponikshej
golovoj, v tvoju pamjat'...



4.0 - FAQ
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Q: What's new?!
A: Oh, not much. Just the same old shit wrapped up nicely in a new package.

Q: I've found a bug, yippie! Now what?
A: Pin it on a wall. Alternatively send it in, I collect them!

Q: WTF?! I can't build from your sources.
A: RTFM! Twice! Dumbass. Then download and install v7.1 SDK.

Q: Eeeek!
A: Exactly! Ya said it, mate.


- his infinite evilness Narech "den livsfarlige" K. Over n' out! :=)

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