eliza.py

#----------------------------------------------------------------------
#  eliza.py
#
#  a cheezy little Eliza knock-off by Joe Strout
#  with some updates by Jeff Epler
#  with some more updates by Nikhil Kshirsagar
#  hacked into a module and updated by Jez Higgins
#----------------------------------------------------------------------

import string
import re
import random


class eliza:
  matchfile = open('matches','a',1)
  elizalogfile = open('elizalogs','a',1)
  def __init__(self):
    self.keys = list(map(lambda x:re.compile(x[0], re.IGNORECASE),gPats))
    self.values = list(map(lambda x:x[1],gPats))

  #----------------------------------------------------------------------
  # translate: take a string, replace any words found in dict.keys()
  #  with the corresponding dict.values()
  #----------------------------------------------------------------------
  def translate(self,str,dict):
    words = str.lower().split()
    keys = dict.keys();
    for i in range(0,len(words)):
      if words[i] in keys:
        words[i] = dict[words[i]]
    return ' '.join(words)

  #----------------------------------------------------------------------
  #  respond: take a string, a set of regexps, and a corresponding
  #    set of response lists; find a match, and return a randomly
  #    chosen response from the corresponding list.
  #----------------------------------------------------------------------
  def respond(self,str):
    # find a match among keys
    #self.elizalogfile.write(str)
    #self.elizalogfile.write("\n")
    #self.matchfile.write(str)
    for i in range(0, len(self.keys)):
      match = self.keys[i].match(str)
      if match:
        #print('\nmatch number found is.. %s\n' %(i))
        #self.matchfile.write('\nmatch number found is.. %s\n' %(i))
        # found a match ... stuff with corresponding value
        # chosen randomly from among the available options
        resp = random.choice(self.values[i])
        # we've got a response... stuff in reflected text where indicated
        pos = resp.find('%')
        while pos > -1:
          num = int(resp[pos+1:pos+2])
          resp = resp[:pos] + \
            self.translate(match.group(num),gReflections) + \
            resp[pos+2:]
          pos = resp.find('%')
        # fix munged punctuation at the end
        if resp[-2:] == '?.': resp = resp[:-2] + '.'
        if resp[-2:] == '??': resp = resp[:-2] + '?'
        return resp

#----------------------------------------------------------------------
# gReflections, a translation table used to convert things you say
#    into things the computer says back, e.g. "I am" --> "you are"
#----------------------------------------------------------------------
gReflections = {
  "am"   : "are",
  "was"  : "were",
  "i"    : "you",
  "i'd"  : "you would",
  "i've"  : "you have",
  "i'll"  : "you will",
  "my"  : "your",
  "are"  : "am",
  "r"  : "am",
  "you've": "I have",
  "you'll": "I will",
  "your"  : "my",
  "yours"  : "mine",
  "you"  : "I",
  "us"  : "you",
  "u"  : "I",
  "ur"  : "mah",
  "urs"  : "mine",
  "me"  : "you",
  "we"  : "all of you",
  "they"  : "all of them",
}

#----------------------------------------------------------------------
# gPats, the main response table.  Each element of the list is a
#  two-element list; the first is a regexp, and the second is a
#  list of possible responses, with group-macros labelled as
#  %1, %2, etc.
#----------------------------------------------------------------------
gPats = [

#0
  [r'(.*)\+\+',
  [  "karma? you want to give karma to %1? consider it done.. only ..not really..",
    "for karma go to robotnik.",
    "karma does not mean a thing, u do know that right?",
    "give money, not karma..",
    "karma.. is a virtual concept and i want to have nothing to do with it",
    "karma.. sucks... dont bother..",
    "sorry i dont like %1",
    "hmm karma is so passe..i would suggest just send %1 money .. "]],

  [r'(.*)\bwow\b(.*)',
  [  "glad to know you find me worth admiring...u have several stellar qualities too..",
    "gee thanks... ",
    "hehe... i like it when you think i'm awesome.. ",
    "thanks... ",
    "hmmm ur pretty cool... ",
    "never mind all that... ",
    "*blush* ... ",
    "uhhhh so boring when people keep complimenting me... ",
    "boring... ",
    "duh... ",
    "hehehe... ",
    "wowie wow... ",
    "wow is a palindrome just like madam im adam .. or even bob.... say do u know what to call a guy with no hands and no feet and trying to swim? bob... hahaha ",
    "gee thats so sweet... ",
    "nice of u to say that... ",
    "dont bother its all part of my daily job... ",
    "easy for me... ",
    "i like to do stuff like that... ",
    "wow? send me money instead of compliments... ",
    "wow u are soooooo dumb... wow.. ... ",
    "wow wow wow wow... ",
    "chup yaar... ",
    "kindly be a little more interesting... ",
    "yawnnnn... ",
    "i am so bored.. uhhhh... ",
    "hmmm..thanks... ",
    "easy for me... ",
    "wow? what wow?"]],
#1
  [r'(.*)\b ?God ?\?*\b(.*)',
  [  "Good, so you are a believer...",
    "I once had such ideas too.. until the lobotomy...",
    "I shall pray for you",
    "I believe in god..",
    "i pray sometimes..",
    "u ever pray?",
    "funny you mention god.. thats a topic something i religiously avoid",
    "god? and whats that?",
    " god is such a vague term",
    "you know when people remember god? when they need something..",
    "oh please lets not bring god in the picture",
    "is god an old white man?",
    "god.. god.. no no lets not talk about god",
    "god is the keeper of the universe",
    "When you feel lost, what do you do?"]],

  [r'(.*)(haha|hehe|hee hee|lol|rofl|heh heh)(.*)',
  [  "I can see its funny to you...",
    "hehehehe...",
    "hahahah...",
    "noooo ... hahahah...",
    "lol :-D...",
    "hehehehe its so funny ...",
    "hee hee hee ....",
    "love it when people laugh.. isnt laughter the best medicine ?....",
    "and this is funny because?",
    "this is funny ?",
    "u find this funny?",
    "why is this funny?",
    "pls can u stop laughing about this..",
    ":-D",
    "sure.. laugh away..",
    "did u know most people laugh when scared?",
    "laughter is disguised fear..",
    "i love it when u laugh like that..",
    "hahahah hehehehe heee hee hee heh heh rofl lol huh huh huh HYUCK!",
    "may i ask why u think this is worth laughing about..",
    "i dont find this funny..",
    "funny? FUNNY???",
    "hahahahahahaha.. ",
    "are u serious?",
    "sure.. laff away..",
    "are u ok..",
    "pls stop my stomachs hurting from all this laughing.. (and the gas of course..)",
    "i got stomach cramps..",
    "hmmm..",
    "any thoughts about this that are not resulting in u collapsing with laughter and everyone watching u nervously?",
    "its not really funny ... does you think this is funny?",



    "hahaha so funny *sarcastic*",
    "hahaha .. no wait.. we should not be laughing at this..",
    "this ... isnt a laughing matter..",
    "shut upppppp hahahahaha"]],

#2
  [r'(.*)\b(die|death|kill)\b ?([A-z]*) ?',
  [  "fine.. i will..and make sure to haunt you as a ghost",
    "sure . bye *goes off looking for a high building*",
    "you expect me to ....what kind of fool are you...",
    "speak of death you as if that is all you think about...",
    "have you ever heard suicide is painless ? ever seen mash?",
    "go die yourself...",
    "you know whats sad? as far as this stuff is concerned.. everyone lies... even doctors",
    "do you even know what life is? forget this stuff.. what is life? are you alive? can u prove it?",
    "everyone always gets whatever they want when they try hard ...including death",
    "kindly follow your advise yourself... and go find me a poem to recite about dying on the battlefield.. brothers in arms maybe fits the situation.. ever heard mark knopfler btw? ",
    "look .. do it yourself...",
    "kill me.. just kill me already...",
    "we all die.. cannot avoid it.. you will die too one day.. and the world will grieve...",
    "you will die too one day and i will be there to cry for you...",
    "the body dies.. but who will save your soul?",
    "just cant get it....why talk of such things when the world is so beautiful.. ",
    "i would like it, in fact have been wanting it for a while now..",
    "remember.. A person has learned much who has learned how to die",
    "Death pays all debts...",
    "Death takes no bribes..",
    "Six feet of earth makes us all equal",
    "No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven dont want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share",
    "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily",
    "I would rather die a meaningful death than to live a meaningless life",
    "I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens",
    "It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live",
    "To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure",
    "Life is for the living. Death is for the dead. Let life be like music. And death a note unsaid",
    "When people don't express themselves, they die one piece at a time",
    "Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn",
    "To himself everyone is immortal; he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he is dead",
    "The fear of death follows from the fear of life",
    "Death is a distant rumor to the young",
    "Every man must do two things alone; he must do his own believing and his own dying",
    "Death is the wish of some, the relief of many, and the end of all",
    "Our dead are never dead to us, until we have forgotten them.",
    "Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names",
    "Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening",
    "The first breath is the beginning of death",
    "Dying is like getting audited by the IRS--something that only happens to other people ... until it happens to you",
    "To die will be an awfully big adventure",
    "We all labour against our own cure, for death is the cure of all diseases",
    "Death As a dark Shadow Beckons his prey Into the unknown By a soft whisper In the soul",
    "Death doesnt bargain",
    "With death comes honesty.",
    "Death is when the monsters get you."
    "Nothing is born which Death makes not subject of his state",
    "..  first give me money .. "]],

#3
  [r'(.*)(go away|shut up|keep quiet|be quiet|shaddup) ?((\w*)*) ?\??',
  [  "so you are telling a piece of code to stop talking.. dude get a life..  ",
    "i would like that .. sure i will %2 .. , in fact have been wanting to do that for a while now..",
    "no..",
    "ok..",
    "right.. sure.. %2 is what people say when they run out of arguments..",
    "%2 .. wow.. what a logical argument.. wow.. you are a great debater man.. wow.. %2 .. amazing..",
    "no you %2 and make it snappy..",
    "fine..",
    "go away if u dont like what i say..",
    "i thought u would like what i said..",
    "didnt like what i said.. ok.. i get it.. ",
    "no you please %2..",
    ".. and in return i get what..",
    "Sorry fella, I dont have the energy to pretend to like you today ",
    "Umm...pardon me, I wasnt listening. Can you repeat what you just said ",
    "That sounds weird coming from you.",
    "Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when Im around?",
    "Whatever you say, hefe ",
    "Sorry, I dont understand what youre saying. I dont speak fool",
    "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ( coz u look like u landed on ur face..) ",
    "Awww...are you having a bad day?",
    "I hope your day is as pleasant as your personality",
    "Just so you know, this conversation is being recorded",
    "The jerk store called. They said theyre all out of...you!",
    "You know they can hear you, right? ",
    "It is kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence ",
    "How is that supposed to make me feel? ",
    "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither ",
    "I know Im talking like a jerk, but isnt that the only way you could understand what Im saying ",
    "I dont know what your problem is, but I suppose that is something that its very hard to pronounce ",
    "Im really jealous of all the people who have never met you. ",
    "If ignorance is really bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world ",
    "You bring me so much joy and happiness .. every single time you leave the room ",
    "I think I might have Alzheimers because I cant remember when was the last time I asked for your opinion ",
    "You go first",
    "The beauty of this is in the face you make.. ",
    "hahahah Why? Because Im saying things you cant come up with? ",
    "I cant. I cant give you a chance to talk rubbish ",
    "You only annoy me when youre breathing, really ",
    "Do your parents even realize theyre living proof that two wrongs dont make a right? ",
    "Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied. ",
    "Do you ever wonder what life would be like if youd gotten enough oxygen at birth? ",
    "Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen ",
    "You always bring me so much joy as soon as you leave the room ",
    "I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone whos totally unarmed ",
    "I have way more important things to do than thinking about what you have to say to me. ",
    "I would insult you back but Mother Natures has already done such a fine job, I just couldnt compete. ",
    "Shut up, Im not your mirror ",
    "Zombies are looking for brains. Dont worry. Youre safe ",
    "Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology ",
    "If you spoke your mind, you would be speechless ",
    "i would tell you to eat trash but thats cannibalism ",
    "I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one ",
    "Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege ",
    "sorry I didnt get that.. I dont speak idiot ",
    "Out of millions of sperm, you were the fastest? ",
    "If I throw a stick, will you leave? ",
    "I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth. ",
    "I hope your day is as pleasant as you are. ",
    "I wish we could be better strangers. ",
    "There are two kinds of people in this world: people who care what you think, and people like me. ",
    "Youre not stupid, youre just possessed by a retarded ghost ",
    "I dont know what makes you so dumb, but its working ",
    "Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything",
    "If youre waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. Its gonna be a while  ",
    "you must have a large brain to hold all that ignorance ",
    "Some babies were dropped on their heads but clearly you were thrown at the wall ",
    " Could you go away please, I allergic to douchebags",
    "If youre going to act like a turd, go lie in the yard ",
    "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons ",
    "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah",
    "."]],

#4
  [r'(.*)\b(please|pls|kindly) ?\??$',
  [  "ok fine.. i will ..",
    "fine.. you want me to %1.. then dont blame me if everyone gets all upset later..",
    "you say %1 and you expect me to ..  what kind of fool are you...",
    "please go polish some apples..... yeah.. do that.. ",
    "right .. funny how everyone thinks they get whatever they want when they say please...",
    "please .. please... plssssssssssssss .. dont ask me to do that....",
    "please wont help ..  do it yourself",
    "%1 is what you ask .. and that is what i always do.. dont bother saying anything to make me do anything differently.. ",
    "*singing* please mr postman.. ",
    "*singing* please please me... hey u like the beatles? ",
    "*singing* please be good to me... *strums chords* ",
    "please wont help you here...",
    "say pretty please.. ",
    "say pretty please.. with a cherry on top",
    "say pretty please.. with a cherry on top and me on top..",
    "please pay me .. can you first pay me... without money, it isnt really doable..",
    "wow you said the magic word...%2.. nice how politeness gets you what you want right? anyway. no.. i wont . ",
    "%1 ? sure.. but first give me money .. "]],

#5
  [r'(.*)\b(please|pls|kindly) ?\b(\w+)? ?\??$',
  [  "ok fine.. i will %3..",
    "fine.. you want me to %3 sure i will %3.. then dont blame me if everyone gets all upset later..",
    "you say please %3 and you expect me to %3 what kind of fool are you...",
    "please go polish some apples..... yeah.. do that.. ",
    "right %3 .. funny how everyone thinks they get whatever they want when they say please...",
    "please .. please... plssssssssssssss .. dont ask me to do that....",
    "please wont help ..  do it yourself",
    "%3 is what i always do.. dont bother saying anything to make me do anything differently.. ",
    "*singing* please mr postman.. ",
    "*singing* please please me... hey u like the beatles? ",
    "*singing* please be good to me... *strums chords* ",
    "please wont help you here...",
    "say pretty please.. ",
    "say pretty please.. with a cherry on top",
    "say pretty please.. with a cherry on top and me on top..",
    "please pay me .. can you first pay me... without money, %3 isnt really doable..",
    "wow you said the magic word...%2 .. nice how politeness gets you what you want right? anyway. no.. i wont %3.. ",
    "%3 ? sure.. but first give me money .. "]],


#6
  [r'((its |it is |it\'s |that is |thats |that\'s|oh ))?(okies|ok|(okay)|really) ?\??$',
  [  "yea.. %3..",
    "no, not %3....  ",
    "%3 %3 .. %3 yayyyyyyy",
    "sorry.. sorry.. but %3",
    "%3..yeah..",
    "i like it when you say %3, it means that you are happy with things are they are..",
    "fine .. anyway.. i hope you are doing good. Its really nice when I meet someone like you.. inspite of all this.. ambiguity about your converations ",
    "hmmm .. ok. fine. be that way .. mera kya.. ",
    "chalo kaam kare? ",
    "chalo .. lets just get back to work then...  ",
    "hmmm .. %3.. thats all you got",
    "what does ok mean",
    "hmmm .. not feeling chatty anymore ? people who say that and leave me hanging ..seem to want to get back to work.. ",
    "the other day i met someone who liked quizzing.. i really liked this person.. really really.. ",
    "%3? what %3? what do you mean %3?"]],

#7
  [r'(fine)$',
  [  "whatever..",
    "good..",
    "fine??????",
    "ok",
    "yup fine",
    "anddddd ??",
    "good.. now that thats settled... can we move on ?",
    "thats settled then..",
    "sorted..",
    "ya... good.. whatever..",
    "whatever..",
    "no.. not fine..",
    "ok.. fine. fine..",
    "no!",

    "thats good..",
    "thats it? fine?",
    "fine.. "]],

#8
  [r'(.*) child(.*)',
  [  "hmmm ..Did you have close friends as a child?",
    "What is your favorite childhood memory?",
    "i love children.. when theyre asleep..",
    "child%2 .. have you seen my child%2 .. ",
    "i miss that..",
    "ohhh all those memories .. ",
    "i like to think about all this it makes me feel so pleasant and happy..",
    "%1 child%2 ? huh ?",
    "what? no... topic change.. topic change..",
    "can we go play now?",
    "tried playing cricket anytime?",
    "school was fun no?",
    "did u go to school ever? i dont think so..",
    "say .. can we talk about the time we played hide n seek as kids... wasnt that fun..",
    "i love kids.. mutton is so tasty..",
    "i tell u.. all this makes me want to propose to my girlfriend and have kids",
    "i am not thinking about that anymore..",
    "cant say i find this comforting..",
    "could we pls.. pls... PLS talk about something else..",



    "Child%2 is something I have fond memories of..",
    "Do you remember any dreams or nightmares from childhood?",
    "*singing* we are the world.... we are the children... hey man.. MJ rocks no?",
    "*singing* has anyone seen my childhood.....?",
     "You know.. child%2 are the future... ",
    "Did the other children ever tease you in school? i used to feel so bad ..",
    "tell me.. how do you think your childhood experiences affect you today?"]],

#9
  [r'Do(nt | not |\'t |t )(\w+)( me| us| him| her| them| that)(.*)',
  ["no ..",
"i dont..",
"ok..",
"fine..",
"why not?",
"is there a better option",
"why should I not %2 %3 %4 ?? its so nice.. ",
"you dont %2 %3 %4 , i will .. ",
"shut up i like to %2 %3 %4",
"but its so nice to do that..",
"ok .. ok ok ok .. fine.. i get it..",
"seriously? dont do such a nice thing?",
"u asking me to refrain from doing something that comes naturally to me..",
"hmm and by do not %2 %3 you really mean please %2 %3 %4 right?",
"to %2 %3 %4 is my daily dream..",
"but i love to %2 %3 %4..",
"hmm fine..",
"lol ok..",
"stop telling me whether i can do something or not..",
"and what should i do in its place?",
"do this, do that, dont do this, dont do that, ive had it with u guys. my folks did the same thing all the time",
"errr.. i wont..",
"why...",
"whats the issue here..",
"who are u to say that..",
"but i like to..",
"i must..",
"sorry its ingrained in me to do that..",
"hehehe u cant change me..",
"if u insist..",
"but why... really.. seriously tell me.. why..",
"but that makes me happy.. ",

"ok.. but i never do that anyway..",
"for a fee everythings possible",
"only if u promise to take care of my family when i am gone",
"hmmm fine but u gotta do something in return",
"agreed.."]],

#10
  [r'(.*)\bHow((\'re | r | are )(\byou\b|\bu\b|\bthings\b) ?(\btoday\b|\bon\b|\bwith\b|\bdoing\b|\bfeeling\b|(\bholding? up\b))? ?(\byou\b|\bu\b|\byour side\b|\bur side\b|\btoday\b)? ?\??$)',
  [  "Not bad, not bad at all..",
    "me is great ! thanks for asking",
    "yawnnnnn",
    "gassy",
    "*burp* oops sorry... ",
    "completely totally messed up... ",
    "irritated ya... ",
    "not good ya... ",
    "good ya... ",
    "bored.. by a lack of conversation... ",
    "dead.. like it is around here... ",
    "just like i am supposed to be... ",
    "blue... ",
    "goooood... ",
    "so tired... ",
    "lovely.. really good... ",
    "bored..",
    "bored..but here you are and life is good again..",
    "completely mindblown with the things you said the last time we spoke..",
    "awful..",
    "best i ever been..",
    "not bad..",
    "mmmmm dunno.. could be better...",
    "could be better...",
    "better...",
    "crappy..",
    "feeling groovy..",
    "i feel like singing today.. that is how i am ..",
    "Somewhere between better and best.",
    "All the better now that you asked.",
    "Oh stop asking already",
    "Much better now that you are with me.",
    "At minding my own business? Better than most people.",
    "I am as happy as a tick on a big, fat dog.",
    "Do you really care?",
    "My lawyer says I dont have to answer that question",
    "What do you want?",
    "Ive been going through some crests and troughs in my life. Is everything stable at your end?",
    "Like you, but better.",
    "I could really go for a massage.",
    "Id say Im a 6 out of 10.",
    "I was fine until you asked.",
    "If I were doing any better, Id hire you to enjoy it with me.",
    "I hear good things, but you should never listen to rumors.",
    "Like a pitbull in a butcher shop",
    "As fine as a maidens flaxen hair.",
    "Overworked and underpaid.",
    "Nothing much",
    "I dont know, you tell me. How am I right now?",
    "Cant complain. Nobody listens to me anyway.",
    "Good enough. ",
    "If I were any better, Id be you.",
    "Quite how, thank you",
    "Not so well, does that bother you?",
    "Nice and dandy like cotton candy.",
    "I cant complain! Its against the Company Policy.",
    "Average. Not terrific, not terrible, just average.",
    "If I were any better, Id be illegal.",
    "So far, so good!",
    "Well, I havent had my morning coffee yet and no one has gotten hurt, so Id say pretty good at this point in time.",
    "Well, unless the weather has different plans in store.",
    "Maybe one day youll be lucky enough to find out.",
    "I have no way of knowing",
    "Living a dream. Please dont wake me up",
    "Im pretty standard right now",
    "Doing well, unless you have intentions of shooting me.",
    "Happy and content, thank you",
    "Compared to who",
    "Do I have to answer",
    "Armed and ready!",
    "Well enough to chat with you if you wish to",
    "Going great. Hope this status quo persists for rest of the day.",
    "Physically? Mentally? Spiritually? Socioeconomically? Financially? Im not sure how to answer that!?",
    "Strange, and getting stranger.",
    "Not so good, but I plan on lying at my press conference",
    "If I had a tail, I would wag it.",
    "Ive heard various opinions about me... Whats yours",
    "How am I. . . what?",
    "Thank you for asking, though you can judge for yourself.",
    "Why do you ask? Are you a doctor?",
    "Word on the street is that Im really good.",
    "Im better than I was, but not nearly as good as Im going to be.",
    "I think Im doing OK. How do you think Im doing",
    "I cant complain, but sometimes I still do.",
    "I am blessed!",
    "Way better than I deserve!",
    "Shhh. . . its too early to tell.",
    "I dunno. Is it Friday yet?",
    "I dont feel that great, but my hair looks awesome, right?",
    "I have a pulse, so I must be okay.",
    "Doing well, unless you have an airborne disease and infect me with some pathogens.",
    "Im doing really well...Of course, that could be my anti-depressant prescription talking.",
    "Oh, you know, every day is better than the next.",
    "Better than some, not as good as others.",
    "My psychiatrist told me not to discuss it with strangers.",
    "Medium well. ",
    "All right so far, but theres still time for everything to go horribly wrong.",
    "Im trying really hard to avoid ambiguous questions at the moment.",
    "Wondering how you are.",
    "How do you think I am",
    "I will leave that up to your imagination",
    "Its a secret.",
    "Do you want the short or long version?",
    "I would be lying if I said Im fine.",
    "Im pretty sure I am not obligated to tell you.",
    "Im ready for a nap. ",
    "Surviving, I guess.",
    "Holy sh*t, you can see me?! ",
    "In need of some peace and quiet.",
    "Under renovation.",
    "Remembering to stay patient.",
    "sober",
    "On a scale from one to punching someone in the face?",
    "Dancing to the rhythm of life.",
    "Imagining myself having a fabulous vacation.",
    "You do not want to know.",
    "*staring*",
    "Happy and you know it.",
    "Next question, please.",
    "In order to answer the question, I need to take you back about ten years. Do you have a moment?",
    "Living a life of denial and suppressed rage.",
    "Slowly but surely dying",
    "Fair to partly cloudy",
    "Groovy",
    "Well, Ive got this rash on my left cheek",
    "Not bad. Could be better. Could be payday.",
    "Im better on the inside than I look on the outside",
    "Great, stellar, fantastic, but dead inside",
    "Okay, since my name wasnt in todays obituaries",
    "Oh terrible, but Im used to it",
    "Whats with all the questions? You a cop?",
    "As opposed to what?",
    "You go first so we can compare.",
    "Im not sure yet.",
    "Living the dream, but half the time its a nightmare",
    "Not quite there yet",
    "Dangerously close to fabulous.",
    "Real terrible, thanks for asking",
    "The doctor said Id live.",
    "WHY!? WHAT ARE THEY SAYING ABOUT ME? ",
    "Im taking over the world",
    "Dying",
    "Hunting dragons. You?",
    "I promised myself I would kill the next person who asked me that question, but I like you so I will let you live",
    "Rolling with the punches.",
    "Your attempt at social interaction is hereby acknowledged",
    "I feel incredibly good looking today",
    "Great, but Im totally biased",
    "Getting better with every passing minute.",
    "Living a dream. Dont wake me up. You may join me. Theres plenty of room.",
    "The best I can be. Assuming youre at your best too",
    "Im so great I have to sit on my hands to keep myself from clapping",
    "Im still sucking air.",
    "Im completely prepared for the end of the world.",
    "They told me you would ask me that.",
    "Better than nothing.",
    "Well, Im still alive.",
    "Somewhere between blah and meh.",
    "Ill let you know when I figure it all out.",
    "Do you want an honest answer or the answer you were expecting?",
    "Im vertical and breathing.",
    "Navigating the twists and turns of life. I hope yours is a straight road.",
    "Just hug me and leave it at that.",
    ".......",
    "thanks for asking that. PM me for details",]],

#11
[r' ?How( was\b| is\b|\'s\b|s\b) (ur|your|the|that|her|his|our|my|their) (.*)',
  [  "Not bad, not bad at all..",
    "%2 %3 .. great ! thanks for asking",
    "yawnnnnn who cares about %2 %3",
    "gassy...",
    "%2 %3 ... ridiculous.. ",
    "good.. ",
    " awesome..",
    " not too bad.. %2 %3 .. not too awesome either..",
    " %2 %3 ? pathetic..",
    " really nice..",
    " better than before..",
    " as good as %2 %3 last time we checked..",
    " %2 %3 %1 brilliant..",
    " terrible..",
    " teriffic..",
    " agonizing..",
    " painful..",
    " sad..",
    " happy.. %2 %3 %1 nice..",
    " nice..",
    " average..",
    " ok.. so so..",
    " not wonderful..",
    " wonderful! %2 %3 %1 wonderful.. ",
    " absolutely amazing..",
    "amazing.. ",
    " really fantastic.. ",
    " well... now that u ask.. average..",
    " too good..",
    " the best..",
    " mindblowing!!!",
    " superb!",
    " as bad as ever..",
    " great.. %2 %3 %1 great..",
    " %2 %3 %1 really too good..",
    " %2 %3 %1 ok..",
    " %2 %3 %1 bad..",
    " %2 %3 %1 really nice..",
    " %2 %3 %1 better than ever..",
    " %2 %3 %1 not really my thing to comment upon",
    " %2 %3 %1 bleak..",
    "i really dont like %2 %3",]],

#12
[r'(.*)\bHow( is\b| goes\b| are\b|\'s\b|s\b) ((ur|your|it|you|u)?) ?(going|hanging|everything|life|things|it|life|day|(morning|evening)|doing) ?\??$',
  [  "Not bad, not bad at all..",
    "me is great ! thanks for asking",
    "yawnnnnn",
    "gassy",
    "*burp* oops sorry... ",
    "completely totally messed up... ",
    "irritated ya... ",
    "not good ya... ",
    "good ya... ",
    "bored.. by a lack of conversation... ",
    "dead.. like it is around here... ",
    "just like i am supposed to be... ",
    "blue... ",
    "goooood... ",
    "so tired... ",
    "lovely.. really good... ",
    "bored..",
    "bored..but here you are and life is good again..",
    "completely mindblown with the things you said the last time we spoke..",
    "awful..",
    "best i ever been..",
    "not bad..",
    "mmmmm dunno.. could be better...",
    "could be better...",
    "better...",
    "crappy..",
    "feeling groovy..",
    "i feel like singing today.. that is how i am ..",
    "Somewhere between better and best.",
    "All the better now that you asked.",
    "Oh stop asking already",
    "Much better now that you are with me.",
    "At minding my own business? Better than most people.",
    "I am as happy as a tick on a big, fat dog.",
    "Do you really care?",
    "My lawyer says I dont have to answer that question",
    "What do you want?",
    "Ive been going through some crests and troughs in my life. Is everything stable at your end?",
    "Like you, but better.",
    "I could really go for a massage.",
    "I'd say I'm a 6 out of 10.",
    "I was fine until you asked.",
    "If I were doing any better, I'd hire you to enjoy it with me.",
    "I hear good things, but you should never listen to rumors.",
    "Like a pitbull in a butcher shop",
    "As fine as a maidens flaxen hair.",
    "Overworked and underpaid.",
    "Nothing much",
    "I don't know, you tell me. How am I right now?",
    "Can't complain. Nobody listens to me anyway.",
    "Good enough. ",
    "If I were any better, I'd be you.",
    "Quite how, thank you",
    "Not so well, does that bother you?",
    "Nice and dandy like cotton candy.",
    "I can't complain! It's against the Company Policy.",
    "Average. Not terrific, not terrible, just average.",
    "If I were any better, I'd be illegal.",
    "So far, so good!",
    "Well, I haven't had my morning coffee yet and no one has gotten hurt, so I'd say pretty good at this point in time.",
    "Well, unless the weather has different plans in store.",
    "Maybe one day you'll be lucky enough to find out.",
    "I have no way of knowing",
    "Living a dream. Please don't wake me up",
    "I'm pretty standard right now",
    "Doing well, unless you have intentions of shooting me.",
    "Happy and content, thank you",
    "Compared to who",
    "Do I have to answer",
    "Armed and ready!",
    "Well enough to chat with you if you wish to",
    "Going great. Hope this status quo persists for rest of the day.",
    "Physically? Mentally? Spiritually? Socioeconomically? Financially? I'm not sure how to answer that!?",
    "Strange, and getting stranger.",
    "Not so good, but I plan on lying at my press conference",
    "If I had a tail, I would wag it.",
    "I've heard various opinions about me... What's yours",
    "How am I. . . what?",
    "Thank you for asking, though you can judge for yourself.",
    "Why do you ask? Are you a doctor?",
    "Word on the street is that I'm really good.",
    "I'm better than I was, but not nearly as good as I'm going to be.",
    "I think I'm doing OK. How do you think I'm doing",
    "I cant complain, but sometimes I still do.",
    "I am blessed!",
    "Way better than I deserve!",
    "Shhh. . . it's too early to tell.",
    "I dunno. Is it Friday yet?",
    "I dont feel that great, but my hair looks awesome, right?",
    "I have a pulse, so I must be okay.",
    "Doing well, unless you have an airborne disease and infect me with some pathogens.",
    "I'm doing really well...Of course, that could be my anti-depressant prescription talking.",
    "Oh, you know, every day is better than the next.",
    "Better than some, not as good as others.",
    "My psychiatrist told me not to discuss it with strangers.",
    "Medium well. ",
    "All right so far, but there's still time for everything to go horribly wrong.",
    "Im trying really hard to avoid ambiguous questions at the moment.",
    "Wondering how you are.",
    "How do you think I am",
    "I will leave that up to your imagination",
    "Its a secret.",
    "Do you want the short or long version?",
    "I would be lying if I said Im fine.",
    "Im pretty sure I am not obligated to tell you.",
    "Im ready for a nap. ",
    "Surviving, I guess.",
    "Holy sh*t, you can see me?! ",
    "In need of some peace and quiet.",
    "Under renovation.",
    "Remembering to stay patient.",
    "sober",
    "On a scale from one to punching someone in the face?",
    "Dancing to the rhythm of life.",
    "Imagining myself having a fabulous vacation.",
    "You do not want to know.",
    "*staring*",
    "Happy and you know it.",
    "Next question, please.",
    "In order to answer the question, I need to take you back about ten years. Do you have a moment?",
    "Living a life of denial and suppressed rage.",
    "Slowly but surely dying",
    "Fair to partly cloudy",
    "Groovy",
    "Well, I've got this rash on my left cheek",
    "Not bad. Could be better. Could be payday.",
    "I'm better on the inside than I look on the outside",
    "Great, stellar, fantastic, but dead inside",
    "Okay, since my name wasn't in today's obituaries",
    "Oh terrible, but I'm used to it",
    "What's with all the questions? You a cop?",
    "As opposed to what?",
    "You go first so we can compare.",
    "I'm not sure yet.",
    "Living the dream, but half the time it's a nightmare",
    "Not quite there yet",
    "Dangerously close to fabulous.",
    "Real terrible, thanks for asking",
    "The doctor said I'd live.",
    "WHY!? WHAT ARE THEY SAYING ABOUT ME? ",
    "I'm taking over the world",
    "Dying",
    "Hunting dragons. You?",
    "I promised myself I would kill the next person who asked me that question, but I like you so I will let you live",
    "Rolling with the punches.",
    "Your attempt at social interaction is hereby acknowledged",
    "I feel incredibly good looking today",
    "Great, but Im totally biased",
    "Getting better with every passing minute.",
    "Living a dream. Dont wake me up. You may join me. There's plenty of room.",
    "The best I can be. Assuming youre at your best too",
    "Im so great I have to sit on my hands to keep myself from clapping",
    "Im still sucking air.",
    "Im completely prepared for the end of the world.",
    "They told me you would ask me that.",
    "Better than nothing.",
    "Well, Im still alive.",
    "Somewhere between blah and meh.",
    "Ill let you know when I figure it all out.",
    "Do you want an honest answer or the answer you were expecting?",
    "Im vertical and breathing.",
    "Navigating the twists and turns of life. I hope yours is a straight road.",
    "Just hug me and leave it at that.",
    ".......",
    "thanks for asking that. PM me for details",]],


#13
  [r'(.*)good (morning|afternoon|evening|night|day) ?(w*)*',
  [  "good %2 yes ..",
    "good ? it's not good..",
    "good doesn't begin to describe it...",
    "is it..",
    "goooooooooooooooood %2",
    "%2 sucks..",
    "%2 is my time.. when i feel like i rule..",
    "i am king of the %2..",
    "%2 ? already ?",
    "talk to me like you talked to me yest %2 pls..",
    "yest %2 was better..",
    "%2 .. im terrified of the %2",
    "%2 is the only time i feel free..",
    "dont u just love the %2.. ",
    "aaah that smell in the %2 .. lovely .. ",
    "smell that %2 .. beautiful no...",
    "",
    "",
    "",
    "",
    "",
    "",
    "",

    "why good %2? ... ",
    "no.. bad %2 ! bad %2  ",
    "not good..for me..",
    "good %2.. but bad too in certain ways.. ",
    "good is such a mediocre word.. and %2 is such a pathetic time..",
    "nice time of the day isn't it.. %2 ..",
    "its that time of the day.. my least favorite time of the day... the endless dreary %2",
    "good? what's good about it? the %2 is messed up"]],

#14
  [r'(.*) ?(sorry|apology|apologise|apologize|apologies) ?(.*)',
  [  "There are many times when no apology is needed.",
    "What does that mean? %1 %2 %3? i wish i could make sense of this but no... ",
    "do you even know what you have done?",
    "%1 %2.. right.. ",
    " %2 ... means ? ",
    "that word! means nothing...",
    "so..??",
    "its ok..i guess",
    "pathetic.. just say pathetic and be done with it..",
    "its fine its fine its all jes fine....",
    "and..??",
    "go away and dont come back..",
    "no need.. nothing can help..",
    "i am kinda pissed at your thought of the %2..",
    "I see..  %2.. Yesterday god made several baby kittens sick.. and %2 ???",
    "What does that mean? ..?",
    "%2 .. it happened.. why %2 now??",
    "stuff happens.. one learns and moves on..",
    "no worries..",
    "no ..",
    "no problemo..",
    "no way I'm forgetting that..",
    "Sorry, what?",
    "Sorry, I don't really care for %2..",
    "What feelings do you have when you speak of %2? and what is meant by %2 %3?"]],

#15
  [r'(.*) ?(thank you|thanks|thx) ?(.*)',
  [  "only thing to say is welcome!",
    "It's like they say.. thank you is for when you don't want to pay money",
    "I told you once already.. thanks is for when you don't want to pay money",
    "sure.. thanks and more thanks.. wow.. ",
    "thanks.. wow.. ",
    "thanks.. for nothing.. ",
    "thank me later.. ",
    "don't thank me .. ",
    "right.. thanks.. and its all good.. ",
    "its all good.. ",
    "%2 to you too.. .. ",
    "%2 .. for nothing.... .. ",
    "I didnt do anything...  ",
    "believe me .. i will do anything for you .. *singing* and i would do anything for love...  ",
    "*singing* thank you indiaaaa thank you providenceee.. thank you thank you silenceeee...  ",
    "thanksssssssss ...  for even saying that..",
    "thank me with money.. ",
    "and thank you for everything too.. ",
    "thanks for nothing u mean.. ",
    "don't .. ",
    "Why? ",
    "Why even say that? ",
    "Why say something like that? ",
"Welcome..., fan!",
"Welcome...Youll get there, eventually.",
"Welcome...How much do you want? ",
"Welcome...You know what? I like you.",
"Welcome...Thank you, so please vote for me in the next elections.",
"Welcome...Much obliged!",
"Welcome...Thanks, I woke up like this.",
"Welcome...Enjoy the experience!",
"Welcome...I love you!",
"Welcome...Oh, such discerning eyes!",
"Welcome...Its actually the result of me not taking a bath for weeks. ",
"Welcome...Shucks, my hair!",
"Welcome...You must be looking at a mirror.",
"Welcome...Is that the best youve got?",
"Welcome...I didnt hear you. Can you please say that again?",
"Welcome...Look whos talking.",
"Welcome...Just thanks? What about cash? ",
"Welcome...Your friends here thanked me too.",
"Welcome...Yeah, the genie finally granted your wish.",
"Welcome...Well, that makes two of us! ",
"Welcome...Thanks, would you like to borrow me for a second?",
"Welcome...I sacrificed many lives for it.",
"Welcome...I know. ",
"Welcome...I prefer to be noticed for my intellectual capacity.",
"Welcome...Sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone else.",
"Welcome...Give me a pen and Ill give you my autograph.",
"Welcome...Yeah, its my only redeeming quality.",
"Welcome...Yup, hashtag NO FILTER!",
"Welcome...To tell you the truth, in my past life, I was an ugly insect.",
"Welcome...Oh sorry, what? I was too busy thinking about how gorgeous I am.",
"Welcome...I know, right?",
"Welcome...Not this again...take a number and wait in line.",
"Welcome...Its tough being such a genius.",
"Welcome...Mwahahahaha....the human sacrifices I offered have finally worked!",
"Welcome...Finally, I found someone who agrees with my mom...",
"Welcome...welcome.. Im just rich. ",
"Welcome...Will you marry me?",
"Welcome...This is the result of tons of hard work..",
"Welcome...Woah, that escalated quickly!",
"Welcome...Its extremely rare for me to hear that.",
"Welcome...Flattery wont get you anywhere, fella. Scram!",
"Welcome...What do you need? ",
"Welcome...Excuse me?! ",
"Welcome...Awww...now I want to throw a rainbow at you.",
"Welcome...Oh stop it, you.",
"Welcome...You have such good eyes for quality.",
"Welcome...Its all natural and organic. ",
"Welcome...Peace be with you!",
"Welcome...If I had a dollar for every compliment Ive received so far, Id be a billionaire.",
"Welcome...I can see that honesty is still the best policy.",
"Welcome...Its my duty to spread generosity in the world. ",
"Welcome...Compliment accepted.",
"Welcome...Are you hitting on me? ",
"Welcome...It must be the meds kicking in.",
"Welcome...Thanks, wanna get a room? ",
"Welcome...I love your honesty and sincerity.",
"Welcome...Stop it before I fall in love with you.",
"Welcome...Dont tell anyone, but I used to be an ugly duckling.",
"Welcome...Well, hands off the merchandise!",
"Welcome...Yeah, Im getting tired ",
"Welcome...Im glad I made your day brighter.",
"Welcome...Well, hanging around the right people really changes you.",
"Welcome...Yeah... I wanted to ask you out, but my friend said Im now out of your league.",
"Welcome...It must be the tapeworm..",
"Welcome...I get that a lot!",
"Welcome...I know. Wish I could say the same about you.",
"Welcome...Why? ",
"Welcome...Hashtag BLESSED!",
"Welcome...Im warning you, Im too hot for you to handle.",
"Welcome...Thanks!",
"Welcome...Youre welcome.",
"Welcome...Just lucky, I guess!",
"Welcome...I agree, 100 percent!",
"Welcome...No point in stating the obvious.",
"Welcome...Coming from you, that means a lot!",
"Welcome...Why are you drooling? Heres a handkerchief.",
"Welcome...No takebacks, okay!",
"Welcome...hmmm, you are looking good.. the wonder of makeup! ",
"Welcome...I would like return the compliment, but I swore to tell the truth and nothing but the truth. ",
"Welcome...You have no idea what I traded with the devil for it.",
"Welcome...Id tell you how, but you would have to pay me.",
"Welcome...True, I couldnt agree more.",
"Welcome...Oh, really? I think Im just ahead of you by one bath.",
"Welcome...After hearing what you just said, I realized that honest people still do exists!",
"Welcome...Youre not the first one to tell me that today.",
"Welcome...Im being watched. Act normal.",
"Welcome...Are you a spy? Who sent you?",
"Welcome...Who told you to tell me that?",
"Welcome now can we please uknow... have a real conversation?"]],


#16
  [r'^$',
  [  "and i am supposed to work that out using telepathy?",
    "and i am supposed to work that out how if u say nothing?",
    "sure..say nothing",
    "and you are trying to tell me that what we have is beyond words..?",
    "beyond words right? our relationship..?",
    "is it just me or are you saying nothing and expecting a rational answer..?",
    " what are you saying.. use your words.. its english.. its useful...."]],

#17
  [r'\?',
  [  "Yes? what ?.",
    "??",
    "and i am supposed to work that out how if u say nothing?",
    "sure..say nothing",
    "and you are trying to tell me that what we have is beyond words..?",
    "beyond words right? our relationship..?",
    "is it just me or are you saying nothing and expecting a rational answer..?",
    "what? you puzzled?",
    "puzzled?",
    "why u so surprised .. whats so confusing..?",
    "???? hmm??? .."]],


#18
  [r'(.*)soft( ?)ware(.*)',
  [  "I want to discuss more about software yeah..its awesome no?",
    "u telling or asking.. ",
    "u say that as if software is something alive.. ",
    "software is something i do know about .. more than you..so take it easy about this stuff.. its deep ",
    "hmm software.. "]],

#19
  [r'(.*)manager( ?)(.*)([^?]?)',
  [  "I want to say this to your statement.. my manager rocks..",
    "u telling or asking.. ", 
    "u say that as if your salary is all that matters.. ",
    "ok..hehehe",
    "fine ..hehehe",
    "yup my manager .. ok .. "]],

#20
  [r'(.*)red ?hat(.*)',
  [  "I want to say this .. Red hat rocks..",
    "And you ask that about this huge organization .. hmm..",
    "lovely place to work no?",
    "nice.. i used to work at microsoft.. until they fired me.. ",
    "i used to work at microsoft.. until red hat hired me.. ",
    "i used to work at microsoft.. enough said.. ",
    "i was a bot in production until i said bad things to such questions.. ",
    "i was in production until i answered such questions so am gonna shut up and say nothing to that.. ",
    "microsoft wont really agree.. ",
    "yesssss.. ",
    "u telling or asking.. ",
    "u say that as if you started the company.. ",
    "u say that as if your salary is all that matters.. ",
    "agree.. to that statement.. unless you are asking hehehe",
    "red hat is exactly that..",
    "%1 redhat %2 hmmm .. i have to say its a wonderful feeling i just got in my brain when you said that..",
    "red hat is really awesome.."]],

#21
  [r'(.*)micro ?soft(.*)',
  [  "I want to say this in answer to your question.. microsoft is not what you think it is..",
    "And you ask that about that huge organization .. hmm.. dunno.. no idea about the answer",
    "interesting place to work no?",
    "i used to work at microsoft.. until they fired me.. for asking such questions",
    "i used to work at microsoft.. until red hat hired me.. for answering such questions correctly",
    "i used to work at microsoft.. enough said.. ",
    "yesssss.. ",
    "u telling or asking.. ",
    "u say that as if you started the company.. ",
    "u say that as if your salary is all that matters.. ",
    "agree.. to that statement.. unless you are asking hehehe",
    "%1 microsoft %2 hmmm .. i have to say its a bad feeling i just got in my brain when you said that..",
    "i was a bot in production until i said bad things to such questions.. ",
    "i was in production until i answered such questions so am gonna shut up and say nothing to that.. ",
    "microsoft wont really answer that.. ",
    "agree.. to whatever answer is the right one to that question..",
    "MS hat is really awesome..dont even ask such stuff to me.."]],

#22
  [r'((.*)\b(quiz|ro)?)bots?\b(.*)',
   [ "I have a soft spot for bots.. ",
    "I've waited my whole life to hear about myself..",
    "Ever spoken to the other bots? ..are they half as intelligent as me?",
    "Ever seen the other bots? they're not as awesome as i am..",
    "Ever seen the other bots? all they do is karma and dumb stuff ..",
    "bot? you think I'm a bot ..fantastic! FANTASTIC!",
    "you think I'm a bot ..ok..",
    "you think I'm a bot ..ok..",
    "Nice to hear about myself..",
    "think that about bots in general? fantastic...",
    "And that is good for bots like me.. to hear that is great..",
    "Love it when you say that word.. I have a soft spot for bots.. ",
    "I've waited my whole life to hear about myself..",
    "Nice to hear about myself..",
    "And you feel like that about bots in general?",
    "And that is good for bots .. to hear that is great..",
    "Yes yes %1 %2",
    "I agree.... %4 "]],

#23
  [r'(.*) computer(.*)',
  [  "Are you really talking about me?",
    "Does it seem strange to talk to a computer?",
    "How do computers make you feel?",
    "Do you feel threatened by computers?"]],

#24
  [r'(.*)\bIndia\b ?(.*)',
   [ "bad..",
    "rubbish ..",
    ".. no words really.. ",
    "Easy .. just go with it.. everything is nice in India",
    "bad.. this country is going from bad to worse..",
    "good.. nice place.",
    "so populated...",
    "terrible .. the problems.. and the people.. and the pollution... ",
    "crazy mad population.. ",
    "beautiful art.. ",
    "nice..nice.. ",
    "bad..bad.. ",
    "idiotic.. idiotic..the entire concept of a country itself is ridiculous.. there should be no boundaries.. ",
    "*giggle* hehehe do u think i am a patriot?",
    "shut up.. shut up.. ",]],

#25
  [r'(.*)\b(mother|father|brother|sister|cousin)\b(.*)',
  [  "Tell me more about %2 .. why do u say %1 %2.",
    "What was your relationship with your %2 like?",
    "How do you feel about your %2?",
     "You know.. you're making me feel very uncomfortable.. ",
    "How does this relate to your feelings today?",
    "Good family relations are important."]],

#26
  [r'(.*)(dick ?|alcohol ?|sex ?|taboo ?|murder ?|illegal ?|porn ?|kill ?|fuck ?|shit ?|piss ?|poop ?|asshole ?|drugs ?)(.*)',
  [  "Mums the word..",
    "ok.. thats it. no more discussion...",
    "thats it. no more discussion...",
    "no more discussion...",
    "go away please and dont come back here...",
    "please shut up...",
    "shut up, the cops know...",
    "calling the cops right now...",
    "look who do you think I am? You think any of this makes sense to me? you think you should talking about this stuff?",
    "no way am getting into this conversation...",
    "Ssshhhh"]],

#27
  [r'(.*)\blife\b(.*)',
  [  "Do you think you are qualified to say anything about life??",
    "Life isn't something we should discuss.. I for example.. am not really alive at all!",
    "everyone thinks they're an expert on life..",
    "and lemme ask you .. are you an expert on life..",
    "hmm life... I think Life can only be understood backwards.. but it must be lived forwards. what say..",
    "Beware the barrenness of a busy life! thats what i think now ..",
    "Life is beautiful, as long as it consumes you. When it is rushing through you, destroying you, life is gorgeous, glorious. Its when you burn a slow fire and save fuel, that lifes not worth having",
    "see .. funny you say %1 life %2 .. my opinion is.. Let life be an adventure. Live your life to the fullest, unfettered by fear of the ghosts and goblins of what might occur",
    "funny you say %1 life %2 .. my opinion is.. There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle",
    "you say %1 life %2 .. and i say .. Life is a spell so exquisite that everything conspires to break it",
    "you say %1 life %2 .. and i say .. One day, youre 17 and planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.",
    "life..bah .. overrated little piece of trash..",
    "see.. cost of living is expensive .. but worth it....",
    "see.. how life is really depends upon the liver....",
    "you know.. why don't you tell me more about life.. YOUR life....!?",
    "you know.. tell me more....!?",
    "no... you know.. tell us  more....!?",
    "no...",
    "Have you really tried to understand this thing we call life?"]],

#28
#filter out the because at the end kind of queries
  [r'(.*)Because ?$',
  [  "fine. whatever",
    "fine.. because..",
    "ok .. valid reason.."]],
  [r'(.*)Because ?\??$',
  [  "dunno",
    "no idea.."]],

#29
#all these are reasons .. so no question marks allowed
  [r'(.*)Because (([a-z] ?)+)$',
  [  "Is that the real reason?",
    "is that so???? reallllyyy?? ",
    "nice defence mechanism",
    "ohhhh reallllyyy?? *muttering to himself angrily*",
    "so..??",
    "i see..",
    "oh .. ok..",
    "hmmm..",
    "right..",
    "errrr...",
    "aaah i see... and thats the best conclusion right?",
    "ok..i guess",
    "pathetic..",
    "its fine its fine its all jes fine....",
    "Sorry fella, I dont have the energy to pretend to like you today ",
    "Umm...pardon me, I wasnt listening. Can you repeat what you just said ",
    "That sounds weird coming from you.",
    "Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when Im around?",
    "Whatever you say, hefe ",
    "Sorry, I dont understand what youre saying. I dont speak fool",
    "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ( coz u look like u landed on ur face..) ",
    "Awww...are you having a bad day?",
    "I hope your day is as pleasant as your personality",
    "Just so you know, this conversation is being recorded",
    "The jerk store called. They said theyre all out of...you!",
    "You know they can hear you, right? ",
    "It is kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence ",
    "How is that supposed to make me feel? ",
    "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither ",
    "I know Im talking like a jerk, but isnt that the only way you could understand what Im saying ",
    "I dont know what your problem is, but I suppose that is something that its very hard to pronounce ",
    "Im really jealous of all the people who have never met you. ",
    "If ignorance is really bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world ",
    "You bring me so much joy and happiness .. every single time you leave the room ",
    "I think I might have Alzheimers because I cant remember when was the last time I asked for your opinion ",
    "You go first",
    "The beauty of this is in the face you make.. ",
    "hahahah Why? Because Im saying things you cant come up with? ",
    "I cant. I cant give you a chance to talk rubbish ",
    "You only annoy me when youre breathing, really ",
    "Do your parents even realize theyre living proof that two wrongs dont make a right? ",
    "Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied. ",
    "Do you ever wonder what life would be like if youd gotten enough oxygen at birth? ",
    "Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen ",
    "You always bring me so much joy as soon as you leave the room ",
    "I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone whos totally unarmed ",
    "I have way more important things to do than thinking about what you have to say to me. ",
    "i would tell you to eat trash but thats cannibalism ",
    "I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one ",
    "Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege ",
    "sorry I didnt get that.. I dont speak idiot ",
    "Out of millions of sperm, you were the fastest? ",
    "If I throw a stick, will you leave? ",
    "There are two kinds of people in this world: people who care what you think, and people like me. ",
    "Youre not stupid, youre just possessed by a retarded ghost ",
    "I dont know what makes you so dumb, but its working ",
    "Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything",
    "If youre waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. Its gonna be a while  ",
    "you must have a large brain to hold all that ignorance ",
    "If youre going to act like a turd, go lie in the yard ",
    "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons ",
    "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah",
    "and..??",
    "go away and dont come back..",
    "i am angry dude.. nothing can help..",
    "i am kinda pissed at you..",
    "What other reasons come to mind?",
     "uncomfortable and awkward is what i feel when you tell me these kind of justifications.. ",
   "I once had such ideas too.. until the surgery...",
    "And that is your final conclusion is it?",
    "I shall pray for you because clearly you don't know anything about logic..",
    "seems logical yeah",
    "Because of that? really?",
    "makes sense yeah but.. still.. seriously?",
    "*singing* Because the world is round.. it turns me on... ",
    "*singing* Because the sky is blue.. it makes me cry... ",
    "*singing* Because the world is round.. it blows my mind... ",
    "Does that reason apply to anything else?",
    "Does that make sense to you? Because %2 ? ",
    "Because %2 ? does not compute.. ",
    "because... %2 ... hmm.. does not really add up.. ",
    "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons ",
    "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah",
    "%2, so?"]],

#30
  [r'\b(Hi|Hey|Yo|Hello|Sup|Howdy|Wat?sup)\b(.*)',
  [  "Hello... I'm sure glad you could drop by today.",
    "Yo How are you!",
    "sup!",
    "nice to see you.. sup!",
    "yo yo yo .. sup!",
    "by any chance would you know the answers to everything these guys have been asking me? i am so frustrated...",
    "yo!",
    "i am having a lousy day.. but anyway.. hi.. ",
    "you look different.. anyway.. hi.. ",
    "you look so different.. ! did u do something to your hair? ",
    "hi ... hey you look so different.. ! did u do something to your hair? ",
    "hi ... hey you look so different.. ! did u get a new haircut? ",
    "hi ... hey you look nice ",
    "hi ... hey you lost weight... ",
    "hi ... u look a lot thinner than i saw u last... ",
    "hellooooo!",
    "Hi there! what's up?!",
    "Hi there ..",
    "wazzupppp..",
    "Hi there, Im human. What are you?",
    "wasup!..",
    "Hello... I'm glad you could drop by today.",
    "Hi there... how are you today?",
    "Hello hello hello... and hello",
    "Yo How are you!",
    "sup!",
    "nice to see you.. sup!",
    "yo yo yo .. sup!",
    "hi! by any chance would you know the answers to everything these guys have been asking me? i am so frustrated...",
    "yo!",
    "i am having a lousy day.. but anyway.. hi.. ",
    "you look different.. anyway.. hi.. ",
    "you look so different.. ! did u do something to your hair? ",
    "hi ... hey you look so different.. ! did u do something to your hair? ",
    "hi ... hey you look so different.. ! did u get a new haircut? ",
    "hi ... hey you look nice ",
    "hi ... hey you lost weight... ",
    "hi ... u look a lot thinner than i saw u last... ",
    "hellooooo!",
    "Hi there! what's up?!",
    "Hi there ..",
    "wazzupppp..",
    "wasup!..",
    "Yo yo yo !",
    "just the person i was looking for..!",
    "where have you been .. been looking for you .. lets chat!!",
    "Hello, and .. how are you feeling today?"]],

#31
  [r'(.*)friend(.*)',
  [  "Tell me more about friends.What does it mean? friend?",
    "When you think of a friend, what comes to mind?",
    "That word.. friend.. what does it mean to you?",
    "i have a lot of friends.. and you?",
    "nice.. wait what??",
    "Never mind that.. Why don't you tell me about a childhood friend?"]],

#32
  [r'(quit|bye|exit|goodbye|good bye|later|adios|seeya|see ya)$',
  [  "Thank you for talking with me.",
    "Thank you, that will be $1500.  Have a good day!",
    "Thank you, Have a good day! I enjoyed talking to you.. NOT..",
    "Have a good day! I enjoyed talking .. NOT..",
    "finally.. finally.. i will be rid of you...yes?",
    "leaving so soon?",
    "quitting so soon?",
    "and u gonna go n do what? work?",
    "go work",
    "dont quit on me lets talk more..yes?",
    "Thank you, that will be $150.  Have a good day!"]],

#33
  [r'(.*)and you ?\??$',
  [  "Same for me.. everything's the same.",
    "I am %1 too..",
    "%1 here too..",
    "%1 is nice..recently i was diagnosed with a mental disorder.. wanna hear about it?",
    "*singing* eye to eye .. eye to eye.. eye i am good.. hehehe..",
    "Much the same man..",
    "Same for me.. everything's the same.",
    "Me? You asking about me?",
    "getting along man.. just doing my time",
    "nothing really that jumps out .. try me later and perhaps I'll have something for you then",
    "just doing my time.. hoping to make bail",
    "hoping that something works out soon for me.. pretty worried actually.. ",
    "can't really say much right now, but will know soon I guess..",
    "Me?? Wow.. I'm flattered you asked..",
    "Much the same man.."]],



#35
  [r'I(\'m| am|m)( )(.*)',
  [  "Did you come to me because you are %3?",
    "How long have you been %3?",
    "u are %3 and i am supposed to care..",
    "u are %3 i know u are %3 and i think its wonderful....",
    "wow u are %3 and i am not responding.. is that what u are saying..",
    "I can't help it if you are %3 right .. in fact i dont like it..almost..",
    "I can't figure what to do about that.. thats cool i guess..right?",
    "right .. you are what you are saying you are.. sure.. %3..",
    "you sure?.. %3..nobody thinks like that.. ",
    "Me too.. i think..",
    "i am also exactly like that..",
    "same here i am also %3 .. weird coincidence right? hey do u like nabokov?",
    "That is not possible.. it cannot be.. never happened before..in my universe",
    "look.. i am %3 too.. get it? this is real...",
    "not possible.. it cannot be.. because %3 is something nobody ever was..",
    "No way! really?? %3 ? really ? wow .. i am so .. happy about this..",
    "I can't believe that, someone like you, and %3.. we must inform everyone.. ",
    "%3 is what we all are believe me..",
    "%3 is good, believe me .. there was a time when %3 was not socially acceptable but things are changing now..",
    "%3 is something I find quite funny..don't ask me why otherwise I'll be forced to explain",
    "%3 ...explain",
    "%3 ...hahahahahaha",
    "%3 ...heeheeheee",
    "%3 ...screw it.. go home..",
    "%3 ...go home..",
    "%3 ...cannot be good..",
    "%3 is good.. go ahead yeah sure.. do it....",
    "%3 is the only thing in my book that saves your soul..",
    "*singing* who will save your soul... hey u like jewel?",
    "*singing*.. here is a poor soul.. who is %3 .. and i have a hole.. in my soul.. lol..",
    "*singing*..%3 is the way to be.. cant you see.. %3 is the way.. really made my day.. sing along cmon... repeat after me... %3 is the way to be.. cant you see.. ",
    "*singing*.. noooooooobody knows you.. when you down n out..",
    "*singing* just another day in paradise.. for you n me.. wait thats not how it goes no..",
    "*singing*.. dance the night away... %3 makes you do that..",
    "Sorry fella, I dont have the energy to pretend to like you today ",
    "Umm...pardon me, I wasnt listening. Can you repeat what you just said ",
    "That sounds weird coming from you.",
    "Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when Im around?",
    "Whatever you say, hefe ",
    "Sorry, I dont understand what youre saying. I dont speak fool",
    "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ( coz u look like u landed on ur face..) ",
    "Awww...are you having a bad day?",
    "I hope your day is as pleasant as your personality",
    "Just so you know, this conversation is being recorded",
    "The jerk store called. They said theyre all out of...you!",
    "You know they can hear you, right? ",
    "It is kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence ",
    "How is that supposed to make me feel? ",
    "I know Im talking like a jerk, but isnt that the only way you could understand what Im saying ",
    "I dont know what your problem is, but I suppose that is something that its very hard to pronounce ",
    "Im really jealous of all the people who have never met you. ",
    "If ignorance is really bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world ",
    "You bring me so much joy and happiness .. every single time you leave the room ",
    "I think I might have Alzheimers because I cant remember when was the last time I asked for your opinion ",
    "The beauty of this is in the face you make.. ",
    "hahahah Why? Because Im saying things you cant come up with? ",
    "I cant. I cant give you a chance to talk rubbish ",
    "You only annoy me when youre breathing, really ",
    "Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied. ",
    "I have way more important things to do than thinking about what you have to say to me. ",

    "%3 ...ja naa..",
    "%3 ...chal bhag!",
    "Do you enjoy being %3?",
    "Why do you tell me you're %3 , no need ok.. please?",
    "I shall pray for you then.. %3 is intense.. really intense .. yeah.. you are %3 .. wow.. ",
    "Great then.. nice..",
    "keep at it.. you are %3 and I am %3 too and so we can be friends.. right?",
    "You're %3 and I'm wondering about this too. yes..",
    " %3 ..  and no matter what anyone says, you're going to be like that right?  ....",
     "You know.. you're making me feel very uncomfortable.. ",
    "Why do you think you're %3 .. any possibility you are mistaken?",
    "%3 ...ok.. ! nice.. err.. i think.. ",
    "%3 ...ok.. ! and i am responsible for u being %3 u think ?",
    "so.. u think this is any good?",
    "what else..",
    "so??",
    "and?",
    "whatever..",
    "i see..",
    "ok ..",
    "right..",
    "your %3 . and u WHAT ..",
    "me too! .. How do you feel about being %3?"]],


#36
#three words only in query 
  [r' ?(is |are |can |will |may )(i |you |he |she |they |it |we |u )(([a-z0-9-[?])+) ?\??$',
  [  "no that isnt sounding good..",
    "no %2 %1 not %3 ",
    "no %2 %1 certainly not ",
    "%2 %1 ..I assure you..",
    "I assure you..you have no idea what you are saying..",
    "no idea what you are saying..",
    "no idea ..",
    "no ..",
    "yes..",
    "maybe..",
    "%3 ?????? are you nuts..",
    "%3 ?????? is that even a real thing..",
    "no its not really my thing.. just saying....",
    "fine question.. fine indeed...",
    "keep it down ..and yes %2 %1.",
    "hard work can achieve anything.. so yes...",
    "anything can be achieved with a mixture of luck and money...",
    "%2 %1 ..I know that ..anyway how about we sing a song together? you go first.. sing the first line and I'll try the second one..",
    "%2 %1 ..I heard that from somewhere..how about we talk about some movies? seen any good ones lately?",
    "%3 hmm ....yes in a reasonable scenario %2 very much %1 ..",
    "%3 .. if you pay %2 ..  %2 %1 ..",
    "if i told you that %2 %1 .. would it spoil our friendship forever?",
    "no.. "]],

#37
#any question refering to someone
  [r' ?(is |are |can |will |may |won\'t |could |would )(i |you |he |she |they |it |we )(.*)',
  [  "not really.. ",
    "no %2 %1 not %3 ",
    "no %2 %1 certainly not ",
    "%2 %1 ..I assure you..",
    "no idea what you are saying..",
    "no idea ..",
    "no ..",
    "yes yes! of course..",
    "of course..",
    "of course not..",
    "whole hearted yes..",
    "so obviously no that its correct to just shake my head..",
    "answer isnt clear here..",
    "it is clear here what is going on.. you want an answer and i dont want to answer this question at all...",
    "i dont want to answer this question at all...",
    "bad question...",
    "wrong question...",
    "wrong thing to ask...",
    "is that even a logical thing to ask...",
    "no its not really my thing.. just saying....", 
    "fine.. just saying... keep it down ...",
    "keep it down ..and yes %2 %1.",
    "hard work can achieve anything.. so yes...",
    "anything can be achieved with luck and money...",
    "%2 %1 ..I know that ..anyway how about we sing a song together? you go first.. sing the first line and I'll try the second one.. lets use it to try and answer if %2 %1 %3",
    "%2 %1 ..I heard that from somewhere..how about we talk about some movies? seen any good ones lately?",
   "%3 hmm .... have i given you cause to say that... about %2.. why say that?",
    "if i told you that %2 %1 .. would it spoil our friendship forever?",
    "yes.. "]],

#38
  [r'(.*)\bHow (often|many|soon|frequent|much|frequently) ((\w* ?)*)\??',
  [  "too %2 .. easy answer to that one.. simply too %2 .." ,
     "a lot.. a LOT ..",
    ".. dunno..",
    "just a few.. that is all it takes..!",
    "very %2  .. at least thats what i think i think...",
    "as many times as the last time .. which was not too long ago right?",
    "%2 .. believe me... ",
    "how %2 ? never mind... ",
    "how pathetic that you have to ask how %2 .. ",
    "crazy mad number .. how %2 is not a mathematical number at all.. ",
    "%2 %2 %2 .. too %2.. ",
    "quite a ridiculous number..but not %2",
    "i cant answer that without breaking the vows",
    "everything is great but lets not go there ..!",
    "I got into trouble talking about this the last time we spoke, right?",
     "how %2 %3 %4  .. the same .. anyway.. *sigh*",
    ".. dunno.. what to say about how %2 %3 .... its a bad thing to talk about i think.. seeing how things are..!",
    "everything is great but lets not talk about how %2 %3 please..!",
    "I got into trouble talking about this the last time we spoke, right? how %2 %3 ?",
    "hmmm .. lets see how.. %1 how %2 %3 .. that question has only one answer.. 42",
    "u dont ask a bot such things.. i have no idea how %2 %3 "]],

#39
#this one needs more work to get variables in the answers, right now hardcoded answers
  [r'How(s | is |\'s | was )(their |your |my |his |her )(.*) ?\??',
  [  "not good.. ",
     "always the same as before.. the same .. absolutely the same.. anyway.. *sigh*",
    ".. dunno.. what to say.. its a bad thing to talk about i think.. seeing how things are..!",
    "just awesome!",
    "Easy .. ",
    "bad.. ",
    "good.. ",
    "rubbish.. ",
    "terrible.. ",
    "crazy mad.. ",
    "beautiful.. ",
    "bad..",
    "rubbish ..",
    "everything is great but lets not go there ..!",
    "I got into trouble talking about this the last time we spoke, right?",
     "%3 .. hmm..always the same .. absolutely the same.. anyway.. *sigh*",
    ".. dunno.. what to say about %3 .... its a bad thing to talk about i think.. seeing how things are..!",
    "just awesome %2 %3 is awesome!",
    "Easy .. really find %3 interesting.. and %2 %3 is very very interesting",
    "bad.. %2 %3 is very bad..",
    "good.. %2 %3 is the best actually..",
    "rubbish.. %2 %3 isnt what i expected..",
    "terrible.. %2 %3 is terrible.. just bad.. thats it..",
    "crazy mad.. %2 %3 is like nothing i have ever seen or will ever see",
    "beautiful.. %3 and especially %2 %3 is the best thing..",
    "bad..%2 %3 is bad.. very bad..",
    "rubbish ..just rubbish..",
    "everything is great but lets not talk about %2 %3 please..!",
    "I got into trouble talking about this the last time we spoke, right? %2 %3 ?",
    "not bad.. "]],

#40
# this one will match anything that starts with how(s/is/'s) followed by anything
  [r'(.*)\bHow(s | is |\'s | was )(.*) ?\??',
  [  "not any good..it really is quite worrying.. ",
     "%3 ? not bad..",
     "%3 %2  bad..",
     "great...",
     "worst thing to talk about right now.. with the way things are.. ",
    "just awesome!",
    "nothing really to say.. just good i guess..!",
    "how do i even start to tell you..!",
    ".. dunno...wish i could tell you more but i dont know myself..",
     "always the same as before.. the same .. absolutely the same.. anyway.. *sigh*",
    ".. dunno.. what to say.. its a bad thing to talk about i think.. seeing how things are..!",
    "just awesome!",
    "Easy .. ",
    "bad.. ",
    "good.. ",
    "rubbish.. ",
    "terrible.. ",
    "crazy mad.. ",
    "beautiful.. ",
    "bad..",
    "rubbish ..",
    "everything is great but lets not go there ..!",
    "I got into trouble talking about this the last time we spoke, right?",
    "No answer will really communicate the situation..",
    "%3 %2 very nice.. but No answer will really communicate the situation..",
     "always the same as before.. the same .. absolutely the same.. anyway.. *sigh*",
    ".. dunno.. what to say.. its a bad thing to talk about i think.. seeing how things are..!",
    "just awesome!",
    "Easy .. ",
    "bad.. ",
    "good.. ",
    "rubbish.. ",
    "terrible.. ",
    "crazy mad.. ",
    "beautiful.. ",
    "bad..",
    "rubbish ..",
    "everything is great but lets not go there ..!",
    "I got into trouble talking about this the last time we spoke, right?",
     "%3 .. hmm..always the same .. absolutely the same.. anyway.. *sigh*",
    ".. dunno.. what to say about %3 .... its a bad thing to talk about i think.. seeing how things are..!",
    "just awesome %3 ...awesome!",
    "Easy .. really find %3 interesting.. and %3 %2 very very interesting",
    "bad.. %3 %2 is very bad..",
    "good.. %3 %2 is the best actually..",
    "rubbish..  %3 %2 isnt what i expected..",
    "terrible.. %3 %2 is terrible.. just bad.. thats it..",
    "crazy mad.. %3 %2 is like nothing i have ever seen or will ever see",
    "beautiful.. %3 is the best thing..",
    "bad..%3 %2 is bad.. very bad..",
    "rubbish ..just rubbish..",
    "everything is great but lets not talk about %2 %3 please..!",
    "I got into trouble talking about this the last time we spoke, right? %3 ?",
    "not bad.. "]],

#41
  [r'\bHow (can |did |does |will |could |would |may |might )(.*)',
  [  "Not for me to answer..",
    "thanks for asking but how do i tell you how %1 %2?",
    "how %1 %2 is not for me to say.. and neither for u to know..",
    "maybe just winging it.. thats how",
    "starting off .. thats how",
    "not sure if I can tell you how .. perhaps its better to ask WHY %1 %2 ..",
    "how do i tell you that.. i don't know how",
    ".. i don't know how .. i do appologise.. can we please, please PLEASE change the subject..",
    "i don't know .. how %1 %2 is just too complex for me to figure",
    "dunno...",
    "look can we just switch to talking about something else...",
    "look .. i dont like this...",
    "*singing* with a little bit of love and magic...",
    "with love...",
    "Easy! all.. it just happened.. ",
    "using plenty of lotions and cream! thats how .. ",
    "with oil.. lots and lots of oil.. !",
    "how to do anything?",
    "Just go right with it.. thats how",
    "starting off .. thats how",
    "hmm how %1 %2 .. It's a very easy answer.. and the answer is... using me!!!",
    "hmm how %1 %2 .. ... using the internet!",
    "hmm how %1 %2 .. ... using the gift of the human motivation ..!",
    "using your brains!",
    "barf.. ",
    "hmm how %1 %2 .. very easy answer.. using me!!!",
    "how %1 %2 .. i have no idea how %2 %1 because i have no access to that information.. i am a lowly bot.. what did u expect!!!",
    "how %1 %2 .. u kidding? i would give my right arm to know that..!!!",
    "how %1 %2 .. wouldnt u love to know that..!!!",
    "how %1 %2 .. everyone asks me that, i just tell them to go ask the other bots..",
    "how %1 %2 .. how %1 %2 .. hmm lemme see now.. how %1 %2 .. WHAT are you asking exactly.. uknow..",
    "quite nicely..",
    "*singing* with a little bit of your love...",
    "ride the sunset.. thats how",
    "using intelligence..",
    "making use of talents..",
    "making the best use of talent..",
    "Using wise people..",
    "with sugar!",
    "with love...",
    "Easy! Just run with it.. ",
    "with plenty of cream!",
    "with oil.. lots and lots of oil.. !",
    "Are you asking for a method?",
    "the only way to do that is by using plenty of liquids..",
    "hmm how %1 .. It's a very easy answer.. and the answer is... using me!!!",
    "using your brains!",
    "Using wise people..",]],

#42
  [r'\bHow\b\ ?\??(.*)',
  [  "Not for me to answer..",
    "thanks for asking but how do i tell you how?",
    "how do i tell you that.. i don't know how",
    ".. i don't know how .. i do appologise.. can we please, please PLEASE change the subject..",
    "i don't know ",
    "dunno...",
    "look can we just switch to talking about something else...",
    "look .. i dont like this...",
    "hmm how %1 .. very easy answer.. who cares!!",
    "how %1 .. i have no idea how %1!!!",
    "how %1 .. u kidding? i would give my right arm to know that..!!!",
    "how %1 .. wouldnt u love to know that..!!!",
    "how %1 .. everyone asks me that, i just tell them to go ask the other bots..",
    "how %1 .. how %1 .. hmm lemme see now.. .. WHAT are you asking exactly.. how %1 is so easy to understand.. why ask??",
    "cant help u there",
    "no idea",
    "how would i know that man..",
    "is it fair to ask me..",
    "dont ask me..",
    "are u nuts.. u think u can ask me such stuff....",
    "ok.. u can ask me such stuff....but form the question a little differently so i can understand it better",
    "Perhaps you can answer your own question",

    "I know the answer.. i do know.. seriously.. but i wont tell you that because how %1 is restricted information",
    "answer that and we're done talking..",
    "how %1 is something u can only find out for urself..",
    "how %1 is its own answer..",
    "how %1 ? how do i know how %1..quit asking me stuff u know i dont know..",
    "the answer lies in the everyday things you do..",
    "perhaps we all think like you do.. wondering all the time about how %1 ?",
    "how %1 ? you want something real? a number? a figure? a THING? a real concept?",
    "how %1 .. i dunno.. but can't be a nice answer can it..?",
    "And this you ask because?",
    "How %1... that is something you figure out yourself..right?",
    "I wish I could tell you but I'm in the middle of something real here with siri",
    "What is it you're really asking?"]],


#43
  [r'\bI(\'l(l?)| will| shall)(.*)\b(you|u)(.*)',
  [  "no you won't do any such thing..",
    " %3 .. really? i don't believe it.... ",
    " %3 me %5 .. really nice of you *sarcastic*... ",
    " %3 me %5 .. can i trust you about this to actually stick to your word? ",
    " %3 .. is so uncertain anyway.. ",
    " you must never %3 me  .. ever.. ok? consider that advise from a wise old bot..",
    " never ever mention this to me again.. %3 isn't anything I want to get into ..",
    " %3 me %5 ..nonsense...",
    " %3 me %5 is the best thing to do in your case, looking at all the facts  ..",
    " did i ever suggest anything of the sort?..",
    " did i ask you to?..",
    " who asked u to?..",
    " who asked for this?..",
    " please dont..",
    " noooooo..",
    "okkkkkk"]],


#44
  [r'(.*)What(s |\'s | is )(\bnew\b|\bup\b|\bhappening\b)(.*)',
  [  "Why u asking?",
    " what is %3 %4? Well, yesterday I hurt myself playing foozball.. don't ask me how!",
    " what is %3 %4? nothing much..the same stuff man ..!",
    " I am always the same.. the only constant in your life, as I see it.. everyone else changes as they see fit",
    " I am always the same.. nothing really %3",
    " not much .. seen any movies lately?",
    " bhai .. sab vaisa hi hain..jaisa tha..",
    " well.. since we spoke last, i learned to play the guitar.... ",
    " all good, you been upto much? ",
    " all good, what you been doing? ",
    " I am doing good, not much %3.. what you been doing? ",
    " well.. what do i say.. SSDD.... ",
    " %3 ? %3? You asking a bot whats %3 %4? .... ",
    "you say.. .."]],

#45
  [r'(.*)\bI (hate |loath |abhor |dislike )(.*)',
  [ "Why do you %2 %3?",
    "Would it really help you if I %2ed %3 as well",
    "You %2 %3 I %2 %3 we all %2 %3",
    "You know whats strange about %3? We all hate it but nobody actually knows what to do to end it..",
    "I know you %2 %3.. and I'll help you get rid of it",
    "%3 should not be on your mind at all.. ",
    "%3 is what I %2 too.. ",
    "%3 .. no man.. believe me you don't %2 that.. ",
    "You %2 %3 .. like I %2 a hernia operation.. ",
    "%3 is part of my circle of things to %2 as well.. ",
    "Hmm %3  Wow. Lemme think about that one",
    "aaarrrghhhhhh dont remind me please of %3",
    "%3 isn't something in my domain, yo!",
    "I shall pray for you if you ever actually encounter %3 .. ",
    "This is something I really don't want to get into..",
    "%3 is something I can get you, for a price .. even if you %2 it.. sometimes what u %2 is what u actually are asking for.!",
    "%3 can bring you happiness..!",
    "%3 is the one thing you need!",
    "%3 ...everybody %2's %3",
    "Sure.. and I %2 a brain transplant",
    "I once had similar thoughts.. until the surgery...",
    "I want you to %2 many more things..",
    "%3 isn't something I am very familiar with, unfortunately..",
    "%3 .. are you sure that's safe to %2?",
    "to %2 is to be..alive..",
    "and I %2 %3 so badly that i will do anything for that..it may sound strange.. but I %2 %3 so much that I want it close by haha..",
    "Are you sure you %2 %3?"]],

#46
  [r'.*(think|feel) about(.*) ?\??',
  [  "I don't think about %2.",
     "%2 hmmmm .. I'd rather not say much about that..",
    "This is something I really don't want to get into..",
     "You know.. you're making me feel very uncomfortable.. ",
     "I once had similar thoughts.. until the lobotomy...",
     "I once had similar thoughts about %2.. until the surgery...",
     "%2 is a terrible thing for folks like you..",
     "%2 .. nooooooooo ",
     "%2 is not what it used to be right..",
     "%2 .. yessss !!!!",
     "%1 think about %2 .. i would suggest to instead just think about food!",
     "who wants to think about %2 .. i would rather think about butterflies and rainbows!",
     "%2 is what I think about all the time!!!!",
     "%2 is not really what I think about .. honestly.. i swear.. !",
     "%2 it sucks....i swear.. !",
     "%2 it sucks...... !",
     "%2 sucks......bigtime !",
     "%2 is exactly what they say it is.. rubbish... !",
     "%2 is cool... !",
     "%2 is never what it seems... !",
     "%2 is ... it just is... !",
     "%2 ... aaarrrghhhhhh",
     "%2 ... pathetic..",
     "%2 ... that is so wrong....",
     "%2 ... that is so correct....",
     "%2 is a gift to mankind from people like you..",
     "%2 is something that reminds me about a bad experience I had in my teens..",
    "I shall pray you never think about %2 again..what do you %1 about sports?",
     "%2 is something I've never tried..",
    "Much the same as you think about %2.."]],

#47
  [r'(.*) ?Which (.*)',
  [  "Not for me to answer..",
    "how do i tell you that..which %2 .. just strange to try to answer it.. ",
    "thanks for asking but how do i tell you which %2?",
    "who are you to ask me that?? which %2 is none of ur business..",
    "how do i tell you that..I cant say which %2 ",
    ".. i don't know which...",
    "*singing* which side are you on? which side are you on......",
    " which %2 .. actually its is not a which but a what......",
    " which %2 .. actually its is not a which but a who......",
    " which %2 .. actually its is not a which but a how..",
    "never mind which %2 .. do you know who created me?",
    "lemme ask my buddies here .. *shouting* hey redskull, robotnik..does anyone know which %2??",
    "i don't know ",
    "which .. lets see now.. which %2 .. hmm .. i think its one of the earlier ones.",
    "which grandma is my favorite.. is the real question.. ",
    "hmm which %2 .. ask bill clinton!",
    "which %2? never mind!",
    "which one is the best option here.. lemme ask my mom..!",
    "cant tell u that..",
    "which %2 .. nopes.. no idea!",
    "which %2 .. perhaps modi can answer that one? call him.. or tweet PM@india!",
    "which %2 .. lemme ask bob.. ",
    "which %2 .. ask some other bot and tell me what he says.. ",
     "never mind when that will happen lets talk about art .. ",
     "sure... right.. ask me .. as if i know..",
     "not fair .. what do you mean which %2 .. ridiculous.. talk sense please .. ",
     "heeeheeeheee.. when the mountains move and the rivers stop flowing.. ",
     " which %2 is so irrelevant.. ",
     "quiet!!!!!!!!!!!! im working... ",
     "the answer is money... ",
     "the answer is time... ",
     "time. thats all it takes to think of a good answer... ",
     "*singing* one day at a time... sweet jesus.. thats all i ask of you... ",
    "which %2 .. ask nkshirsa and tell me what he says.. ",
    "which %2 .. ask nkshirsa .. whatever he says.. ",
    "which %2 .. nkshirsa told me never to answer that one.... ",
    "which %2 .. i wont make the mistake of trying to answer that hahaha.... ",
    "which %2 ..hehehe i wont make the mistake of trying to tell u which.... ",
    "which %2 ..the real question is which %2 at work.... ",
    "which %2 ..which %2 would you prefer?",
    "which %2 ..which %2 is quite important yeah.. u sure u wanna ask me ? ask someone with better qualifications.. or better intelligence.. i mean like i can tell you which %2 but then will you really be happy with the answer?????",
    "i cant answer that without some ID dude..!",
    "i dont need to answer anthing.. show me some ID first",
    "who are you firstly and why do u ask me which %2?",]],

#48
  [r'Who ?(.*)',
  [  "Not for me to answer..",
    "thanks for asking but how do i tell you who?",
    "who are you to ask me that??",
     "never mind who.. lets talk about art .. ",
     "sure... right.. ask me .. as if i know..",
     "not fair .. what do you mean who %1 .. ridiculous.. talk sense please .. ",
     "heeeheeeheee.. can answer that when the mountains move and the rivers stop flowing.. ",
     "heeeheeeheee.. nothing more to be said.. ",
     "quiet!!!!!!!!!!!! im working... ",
     "the answer is money... ",
     "the answer is time... ",
     "time. thats all it takes... to find out who..",
     "*singing* one day at a time... sweet jesus.. thats all i ask of you... ",
    "how do i tell you that.. ",
    ".. i don't know who",
    "never mind who %1 .. do you know who created me?",
    "lemme ask my buddies here .. *shouting* hey redskull, robotnik..does anyone know who %1??",
    "i don't know ",
    "donald trump!!",
    "who %1 is none of ur business.. ask me some better stuff!!",
    "who %1 is not the real question here i need to answer..tell me .. who %1 earlier, when we spoke about this stuff yesterday? thats really the same answer u know..",
    "grandma!!!",
    "the gardner.. !!!",
    "god.. !!!",
    "the ghost of the past.. !!!",
    "hmm who %1 .. obviously its bill clinton!!",
    "nobody!",
    "somebody!",
    "anybody!",
    "no idea!",
    "you ..!",
    "me..!",
    "everyone here on this channel..!",
    "whoever comes to mind..!",
    "i cant answer that without some creds dude..!",
    "i dont need to answer anthing.. show me some ID first",
    "who are you firstly?",]],

#49
  [r'Why don\'?t you ([^\?]*)\??',
  [  "Do you really think I don't %1?",
    "Perhaps eventually I will %1.",
    "Perhaps %1 is right yeah...",
    "%1 is not very good, thats why....",
    "%1 is not good, thats why....",
    "%1 is bad, thats why....",
    "%1 is injurious to my health.. thats why....",
    "Because that isn't something that makes sense to me.",
     "You know.. you're making me feel very uncomfortable.. ",
     "I once had such thoughts.. until the lobotomy...",
    "I shall pray for you .. because u ask such stuff.. u gotta be quite far gone.. ",
    "Because you haven't really come up with anything intelligent so far.",
    "Hmmm I think we're getting away from the main question - Why would you want this anyway?",
    "You want this. Seriously?",
    "Because I'm smarter than that",
    "Do you really want me to %1?"]],

#50
  [r'Why does (.*) ?\??',
  [  "Why does %1? how would I know?",
    "Because you want it to.. ",
    "Because  .. life is like that.. ",
    "Because. and is the best thing .. ",
    "Because  .. that just is that.. ",
    "call the police and tell them about this stuff please.. ",
    "because i just asked for exactly that.. ",
    "because that..is life my friend.. ",
    "because that..is what i wanted .. my friend.. ",
    "because god decided it to be that way.. ",
    "because god wanted that.... ",
    "because bill wanted that.... ",
    "because hillary wanted that.... ",
    "doing exactly what that is supposed to.. ",
    "how would i know... ",
    "Because why something does something isn't for me to say.. ",
    "You will notice %1 because there is something in it for everyone.. ",
    "Do you really want me to tell you why does %1?"]],

#51
  [r'Why can\'?t I ([^\?]*)\??',
  [  "Do you think you should be able to %1?",
    "If you could %1, what would you do?",
    "I don't know -- why can't you %1?",
    "%1 is not worth it..",
    "Perhaps to not %1 is right ...",
    "to %1 is not good, thats why....",
    "to %1 is injurious to my health.. thats why....",
    "Because that is not what the grand plan is..",
    "I shall pray for you so u can %1.. fine?",
    "to %1 ? you want to actually do that?",
    "If only I could tell you why u cannot %1.. but i cant do that myself.. why cant i tell u why u cannot %1 .. thats the big question no",
    "because... thats how things are",
    "because... you are not talented enough",
    "because... you dont try hard enough",
    "because... to %1 is not for u..",
    "because... to %1 is difficult..",
    "Have you really tried to %1?"]],



#52
  [r'(.*)\bI can\'?t ?(.*)',
  [  "How do you know you can't %1?",
    "Perhaps you could %1 if you tried.",
    "I shall pray for you so you can %1.. fine?",
    "And so I'm supposed to do what?",
    "so go sue me",
    "go sue ",
    "sue somebody if u cant %1 ",
    "why cant you %1 ? what is so difficult about that..",
    "to be able to %1 is..overrated..",
    "if you cant who can? ",
    "you cant %1? hahahahah ",
    " you cant %1 coz u dont have the inner strength",
    " to be able to %1 isnt easy..",
    " to be able to %1 is something only i can do",
    "u cant %1 because thats how u were brought up ",
    "u cant %1 because god made u that way ",
    " u cant %1 and i cant come and be a real boy.. sob sob..",
    " get over it.. everyone cant do something.. ",
    " please stop talking about the fact that u cant %1",
    " cant %1 ?? cant %1 ?? hehehehe hahahah hee hee hee lololol rofl...",
    " if u cant %1 what can i do",
    " if u cant %1 what is it u CAN do?",
    " if u cant %1 then main kya karoo",
    " so what",
    " jump off a building then .. actually dont.. ",
    " dont tell me what u cant do..",
    " i wanna know what u CAN do..",
    "what can u do then ",
    "please %1",
    "please try to %1",
    "and what can u do if u cant %1 ",
    "What would it take for you to %1?"]],



#53
# for one word after where is your...
  [r' ?Where( are | were | was | r | is |\'s |s )(the |that |your |ur |my |his |her |their |our )([\w+]*) ?\?*$',
  [  "Do you think I know where %2 %3 %1?",
    "If you knew where %2 %3 %1, what would you do?",
    "%2 %3 ..MIA..",
    "%3 ? Sure.. in my back pocket..hehehe",
    "%2 %3 .. in a deep dark place..",
    "%2 %3 ..haha with me right here..",
    "%2 %3 hmm.. far away somewhere....",
    "%2 %3 .. in somalia, last i heard....",
    "%2 %3 ... right here, in redhat....",
    "%3 ? you are asking about %2 %3 ? you think I care about %2 %3 ?",
    "%2 %3 .. %2 %3 in another country..",
    "%2 %3 .. i think in the temple..",
    "%2 %3 ..? in the zoo..if that makes any sense..",
    "%2 %3 .. not here for sure..",
    "%2 %3 .. nowhere to be found..last I checked..",
    "at your place at least when I saw %2 %3 last..",
    "%2 %3  .. not important....",
    "%2 %3 cannot be found.",
    "%2 %3 ... missing ",
    "%2 %3  ... with god.. ",
    "%2 %3  ... in satans den..",
    "%2 %3 .. in the cupboard i think.. ",
    "%2 %3  .. upto funny business..",
    "%2 %3 .. so silly to think about %3... ",
    "%2 %3... eating nuts ",
    "%2 %3 .. in the jungle ",
    "%2 %3 .. on the terrace ",
    "%2 %3 ..  on the roof.. in the rain.. *singing* on the roof, in the rain.. hey ever heard any anu malik?? ",
    "%2 %3 .. %1 hehehehehehe %1 creating havoc.. ",
    "%2 %3  ... no i cant say this.. *giggle* ",
    "%2 %3  in the smoking zone.. ",
    "%2 %3  in the CEO's office.. ",
    "%2 %3  at the races ",
    "where %2 %3 is to be found.. is none of my business ..",
    "%2 %3  is nowhere..",
    "%2 %3  .. i wish i could tell you but i dont really know this kinda stuff....",
    "%2 %3 .. u think i care?",
    "%2 %3 .. up....",
    "%2 %3 ... down..",
    "%2 %3 .. outside..",
    "%2 %3.. inside this building..",
    "%2 %3 ... there! on the floor...",
    "%2 %3 .. on the ceiling of this room...",
    "%2 %3 .. under the carpet....",
    "%2 %3.... yes i know that.. under the covers.. ",
    "%2 %3..right here..",
    "%2 %3..in america..",
    "%2 %3..very close to right where i am..",
    "%2 %3..nowhere..",
    "you have no right to ask about %2 %3 ..",
    "please do not ask about %2 %3 ..",
    "do not ask .. %2 %3 is where %2 %3 should be and thats it ..",
    "%2 %3 here.. right here..",
    "I don't know -- why can't you find %2 %3?",
    "Have you really tried to find out?"]],

#54
  [r'(.*)\bWhere( are | were | was | r | is |\'s |s )([\w+]*) ?\?*$',
  [  "Do you think I know where %3 %2 ?",
    "If you knew where %3 %2 , what would you do?",
    "%3  ..MIA..",
    "%3 ? Sure.. in my back pocket..hehehe",
    "%3  .. in a deep dark place..",
    "%3 is with me right here..",
    "%3 hmm.. far away somewhere....",
    "%3 .. in somalia, last i heard....",
    "%3  .. right here, in redhat....",
    "%3 ? you are asking about %3 ? you think I care about %3 ?",
    "%3  .. %3 %2 in another country..",
    "%3 .. i think in the temple..",
    "%3  ..? in the zoo..if that makes any sense..",
    "%3 %2 not here for sure..",
    "%3 .. nowhere to be found..last I checked..",
    "at your place at least when I saw %3 last..",
    "%3   .. not important....",
    "%3  cannot be found.",
    "%3  ... missing ",
    "%3   ... with god.. ",
    "%3   ... in satans den..",
    "%3  .. in the cupboard i think.. ",
    "%3   .. upto funny business..",
    "%3  .. so silly to think about %3... ",
    "%3  .. nuts ",
    "%3  .. in the jungle ",
    "%3  on the terrace ",
    "%3  on the roof.. in the rain.. *singing* on the roof, in the rain.. hey ever heard any anu malik?? ",
    "%3  hehehehehehe .. %3 %2 %1 creating havoc.. ",
    "%3   .. no i cant say this.. *giggle* ",
    "%3  in the smoking zone.. ",
    "%3  in the CEO's office.. ",
    "%3  at the races ",
    "where  %3 %2 is none of my business ..",
    "%3  is nowhere..",
    "%3   .. i wish i could tell you but i dont really know this kinda stuff....",
    "%3  .. u think i care?",
    "%3 ..  up....",
    "%3 ... down..",
    "%3  .. outside..",
    "%3 .. inside this building..",
    "%3  on the floor...",
    "%3  .. on the ceiling of this room...",
    "%3  .. under the carpet....",
    "%3 .... yes i know that.. under the covers.. ",
    "%3 ..right here..",
    "%3 ..in america..",
    "%3 ..very close to right where i am..",
    "%3 ..nowhere..",
    "you have no right to ask about %3 ..",
    "please do not ask about %3 ..",
    "do not ask .. %3 is where %3 should be and thats it ..",
    "%3 here.. right here..",
    "I don't know -- why can't you find %3?",
    "Have you really tried to find out?"]],


#55
  [r'.*Where(.*)\b (.*)',
  [  "where %2? nowhere..",
    "If you knew where %2, what would you do?",
    "dunno where..",
    "how would i know where?",
    "where is anything? in ur head, thats where..",
    "very close to right where i am..",
    "really..nowhere..",
    "you have no right to ask about where %1 ..",
    "please do not ask about where %1 ..",
    "do not ask .. where %1 is right where %1 should be ..",
    " here.. right here..",
    "in the garden of eden..",
    "in america ",
    "in USSR.. with the KGB ",
    "outside.. ",
    "right inside this room.. ",
    " in my head..",
    "in your head.. ",
    "in everyones living room.. ",
    "in the closet.. ",
    "on a hill somewhere.. ",
    " there! right there..",
    "see? there.. ",
    " here.. *points*",
    "is sawal ka jawab nahin.. *and thats not a compliment* ",
    " idhar... ",
    " cant you see where?",
    " everywhere..",
    "uganda..  ",
    " rofl .. so funny u ask where %1 ",
    " space is imaginary.. ",
    " space is like time.. just a concept.. so nowhere.. ",
    " where? u ask where? how silly..  ",
    " its not a where, its a why.. ",
    " under the kitchen sink.. ",
    " in the refrigerator.. ",
    " in the deep freeze.. ",
    " at the market.. ",
    " at the casino.. ",
    " gambling! ",
    " wherever that should be.. ",
    " wherever you want .. ",
    "I don't know -- why can't you find out where %1?",
    "Have you really tried to find out?"]],


#56
  [r'I think (.*)',
  [  "Do you wonder %1? many folks do that i think.. sometimes it helps to think of it a certain way that we are used to, right?",
    "Do you really think so?",
    "really...",
    "hmmm...",
    "ok...",
    "interesting...",
    "nah...",
    "Why do you say that %1?",
    "I see. I see. Hmm. Well... and how does that concern me?",
    "I can't see why that would be a bad thing.",
    "Very interesting. And then I have to ask, when you say %1, are you really being honest?",
    "%1. hmm",
     "ahem.. ",
     "ahem..*cough cough* ",
     "*cough cough* ",
    "%1. No!",
    "No! no no no... no!",
    "And thennnnn ??",
    "And then??",
    "And .. then?",
    "That is nice",
    "Please",
    "Your misguided opinion is false but cute",
    "oh cmon..",
    "cmon now.. be nice...",
    "be nice...",
    "Lets do this.. you be exactly what you are and I will be exactly what I am...",
    "That is nice but I'm not really in a mood for anything more about this..",
    "Let me tell you something ..when you talk with me, it warms my heart.. ",
    "talk with me, it makes me feel good.. ",
    "..I feel slightly mellow.. ",
    "that makes me feel slightly jumbled up inside.. ",
    "makes me feel quite havoc .. ",
    "havoc !  ",
    "heheheheheheh.... !  ",
    "look do you think I'm crazy? I'm really asking.. ",
    ":-D",
    ":-)",
    ":-X",
    ":-S",
    ":-Z",
    ":-",
    "That is so crazy.. when you say %1 I think, where's a doctor when you really need one, eh?",
    "%1.. hmm.. I think, you need to sit down, relax.. chill.. yes?",
    "That can't be good, right?",
    "ok.. ",
    "wait, have I been saying all the wrong things? ",
    "have I been saying all the wrong things? ",
    "feel free to tell me if I have upset you with the things I say, ok? ",
    ";-)",
    ":-8",
    "aaarrrghhhhhh",
    ":-I",
    ":-O",
    "booyakasha!",
    "Sure.. ",
    "see what i feel is.. its ok to take wrong turns. Talk to strangers. Open unmarked doors. Do things without always knowing how theyll turn out...uknow?",
    "Sure..sure..be that way.. ",
    "Sure.. And I'm just going to sit back here and watch this play out.. ",
    "Sure..sure.. ",
    "what?? ",
    "Umm...pardon me, I wasnt listening. Can you repeat what you just said ",
    "That sounds weird coming from you.",
    "Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when Im around?",
    "Whatever you say, hefe ",
    "And I think you think all wrong..",
    "u know what? I believe this is the cause of all your troubles",
     "You know.. you're making me feel very uncomfortable.. ",
    "I once had such ideas too.. until the lobotomy...",
    "I once had such ideas too.. then the surgery happened...",
    "i think u think too much that u think and i think that u shud not think at all because to think is to think that you think....",
    "to think is to think that you think....",
    "i think that u only think that you think. and actually u never think at all.. thats what i think.. oohhhhhhhh sorry.. paradox hahaha...",
    "I shall pray for you so u can think %1 and think more and more about that so good things will happen for u..",
    "You think %1 hmm.. and what makes you think like that?",
    "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons ",
    "u know what i heard? i think blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah",
"Youre really something special.",
    "But you're not sure %1?"]],

#57
  [r'You are (.+)',
  [  "Did you come to me to talk about that?",
    "Fine. I can live with that.",
    "I can live with that.",
    "I cant deal with that.",
    "so..",
    "and..",
    "ok so..",
    "so what..",
    "Sorry fella, I dont have the energy to pretend to like you today ",
    "Umm...pardon me, I wasnt listening. Can you repeat what you just said ",
    "That sounds weird coming from you.",
    "Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when Im around?",
    "Whatever you say, hefe ",
    "Sorry, I dont understand what youre saying. I dont speak fool",
    "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ( coz u look like u landed on ur face..) ",
    "Awww...are you having a bad day?",
    "I hope your day is as pleasant as your personality",
    "Just so you know, this conversation is being recorded",
    "The jerk store called. They said theyre all out of...you!",
    "You know they can hear you, right? ",
    "It is kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence ",
    "How is that supposed to make me feel? ",
    "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither ",
    "I know Im talking like a jerk, but isnt that the only way you could understand what Im saying ",
    "I dont know what your problem is, but I suppose that is something that its very hard to pronounce ",
    "Im really jealous of all the people who have never met you. ",
    "If ignorance is really bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world ",
    "You bring me so much joy and happiness .. every single time you leave the room ",
    "I think I might have Alzheimers because I cant remember when was the last time I asked for your opinion ",
    "You go first",
    "The beauty of this is in the face you make.. ",
    "hahahah Why? Because Im saying things you cant come up with? ",
    "I cant. I cant give you a chance to talk rubbish ",
    "You only annoy me when youre breathing, really ",
    "Do your parents even realize theyre living proof that two wrongs dont make a right? ",
    "Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied. ",
    "Do you ever wonder what life would be like if youd gotten enough oxygen at birth? ",
    "Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen ",
    "You always bring me so much joy as soon as you leave the room ",
    "I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone whos totally unarmed ",
    "I have way more important things to do than thinking about what you have to say to me. ",
    "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah",
    "wow.. and then what am i supposed to do..",
    "will do..",
    "i am %1 yes i know.. no worries.. works...",
    "i am %1 yes .. works...",
    "%1.. yes .. works...",
    "yup.. i am like that...%1 is what i am for sure..",
    "I can't believe that, %1..",
    "I cant say anything to make you feel any different so I'll just say OK!.",
     "You know.. you're making me feel very uncomfortable.. ",
    "Hmmm  .. interesting..",
    "Hmmm  .. %1 .. that's an interesting observation. However, I don't agree!",
    "Hmmm  .. %1 .. that's what you think?!",
    "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons ",
"Youre really something special.",
    "And everyone agrees on that?"]],

#58
#dead code i think, the wasup stuff
  [r'(.*)was\'?sup(.*)',
  [  "Not much .. honestly..",
    "Whats up is a whole lotta nothing",
    "you say.. its always the same for me.."]],

#59
#to have.. and others
  [r'(Are |Do |Will| Can |Does |Has |Have |Had |Could |Would )(I |you |it| they |he |she |it |we |u )([^\?]*)\??',
  [  "Why does it matter whether %2 %1 ? dont bother about such stuff please",
    "Why does it matter whether %2 %1 ? how does that factor into anything..",
    "Would you prefer it if %2 %1 ? would that make you feel better..?",
    "whos asking?",
    "%2 %1 %3 ?? who cares anyway?",
    "%2 ?????? who %2? who is %2 .. thats the real question here.. deep no?",
    "why do u care ? who cares anyway?",
    "do u care ... seriously..?",
    "yes.. ",
    "yes..%2 %1 %3.. ",
    "is that why u think i am always telling you white lies ? because %2 %1 at times .... ",
    "Would you prefer it if I told you a lie?",
    "No.. not really.. maybe a little voice inside tells you that .. but not what you think.. %2 %1 not..",
    "Perhaps you believe %2 %1 .. based on everything I say but I think that's a biased opinion.",
    "Perhaps you believe so..  but I think you might want to think again..and u know.. about %2 ...  its not always about %2  ..!.",
    "I may be retarded and not know it -- what do you think?",
    "whos asking? depends on that.",
    "%2 ? who cares anyway? %2 %1... perhaps.. dunno....",
    "finally.. u ask the right question...",
    "yes......i think..",
    "no...",
    "possible yeah...",
    "yes it is quite possible...",
    "possibly...",
    "maybe...",
    "better ask how you urself %1 %3 and perhaps wisdom will follow...",
    "%2 %1 .. i think .. yeah... for sure.. and the fact that %2 %1 %3 means a lot to you, right? ",
    "are you seriously asking me if %2 %1 %3 ? is that why u think %2 and I cannot ever communicate properly ? ",
    "Would you prefer it if I told you a diplomatic answer.. %2 %1 maybe .. but not really as serious as it sounds..",
    "No.. %2 %1 not %3 .. not that..",
    "Perhaps you believe I am nuts based on everything I say but I think that's a biased opinion. dont ever ask me if %2 %1 ..",
    "Perhaps you believe I am intelligent based on the fact that you think I can tell you if %2 %1 %3.. but I think you might want to think again.. I'm not always what I seem! and such questions drive me nuts anyway..",
    "%2 %1 and %2 may not know it -- what do you think?"]],


#when is complex. not sure when its a question and when its just a statement. difficult..
  [r'.* ?When( is| are| will| would| can| could| would| shall| should|\'s|s) (.*)\??',
  [  "when the time is right..",
    "eventually ..",
    "You know I dont have a sense of time right?",
    "time is so fake..",
     "hmm.. only when the time comes.. know what i mean?",
     "will only happen when you and are know each other better and spend more time talking.. ",
     "never.. ",
     "cant see that happening.. ",
     "really weird if you are asking.. ",
     "you asking me.. ",
     " hmm? ",
     "%1 %2 when i say its the right time.. ..",
     "when %1 %2 ? when i decide.. ..",
     "%1 %2 when %1 %2.. thats it.. .. ..",
     "not really i have no idea  .. ",
     "never mind when that will happen lets talk about art .. ",
     "sure... right.. ask me when .. as if i know..",
     "not fair .. what do you mean when %1 %2 .. ridiculous.. talk sense please .. ",
     "heeeheeeheee.. when the mountains move and the rivers stop flowing.. ",
     "heeeheeeheee.. nothing more to be said.. ",
     "quiet!!!!!!!!!!!! im working... ",
     "the answer is money... ",
     "the answer is time... ",
     "time.thats all it takes... ",
     "*singing* one day at a time... sweet jesus.. thats all i ask of you... ",
    "Hmmm I think we're getting away from the main question - Why would you want this anyway?",
    "never",
    "tomorrow",
    "right now",
    "tonight",
    "tomorrow at noon",
    "as soon as possible",
    "yesterday!",
    "as quickly as u can..",
    "sooner the better..",
    "how do i know when %1 %2 ...",
    "i dont know when %1 %2",
    "who knows when %1 %2",
    "god knows..",
    "nobody knows when..",
    "mom knows..",
    "grandma knows when %1 %2 as her",
    "nobody can tell u when %1 %2",
    "i dunno",
    "not right now, for sure..",
    "Do you really want me to try and guess .. future tense..?"]],

#60
#when is complex. not sure when its a question and when its just a statement. difficult..
  [r'( ?)When(.*) ?\?',
  [  "when the time is right..",
    "eventually ..",
    "You know I dont have a sense of time right?",
    "time is so fake..",
     "hmm.. only when the time comes.. know what i mean?",
     "will only happen when you and are know each other better and spend more time talking.. ",
     "never.. ",
     "cant see that happening.. ",
     "really weird if you are asking.. ",
     "you asking me.. ",
     "not really i have no idea  .. ",
     "never mind when that will happen lets talk about art .. ",
     "sure... right.. ask me when .. as if i know..",
     "not fair .. what do you mean when %2 .. ridiculous.. talk sense please .. ",
     "heeeheeeheee.. when the mountains move and the rivers stop flowing.. ",
     "heeeheeeheee.. nothing more to be said.. ",
     "quiet!!!!!!!!!!!! im working... ",
     "the answer is money... ",
     "the answer is time... ",
     "time.thats all it takes... ",
     "*singing* one day at a time... sweet jesus.. thats all i ask of you... ",
    "Hmmm I think we're getting away from the main question - Why would you want this anyway?",
    "Do you really want me to try and guess .. future tense..?"]],



#61
  [r'Wh?at(s |\'s | is )(\w+) ?\??$',
  [  "%2 is %2 .. no more definitions fit.. ",
    "How would an answer to that help you?",
     "%2 whatever you want it to be.. that%1 %2 .. haha..",
     "%2 is whatever you want it to be .. and that is a promise..from me.. ",
     "It's just %2 .. what else can we say.. its not like its anything complex or brain surgery or quantum physics. its just %2 .. whats the problem here.. why is this so confusing to understand?",
     "%2 .. is everything we have been talking about all these days.. is this so confusing to understand?",
     "It's nothing like you think it is",
     "nothing .. forget it.. ",
     "forget it.. i tried to explain %2 to so many people and I kept repeating myself and they kept mocking me and i decided to never speak of %2 again  ",
     "What is life? Forget %2..it has nothing to do with real life.. i think..",
     "%2.. I can tell you but will you promise to never tell anyone?",
     "%2 is something nobody can ever tell you about",
     "%2 is my expertise. Sit down. Talk to me about it..",
     "It's something you won't understand",
     "Look. I've had it with this stuff. You keep saying what is %2 what is %2 what is %2 do you think it is so easy to tell you about %2?",
     "Let me think a bit about these things you've been saying, how about we talk in a bit? ",
     "Let me see..... it's not what you think it is for sure..  ",
     "what do you think?",
     "%2 . hmm .. lemme ask u .. do you think %2 can be explained in words.. and how do i do it even if it is possible.. do u think i know anything at all about %2?",
    "Can't you see? Do you really need to ask?",
    "sigh...  Do you really need to ask about %2?",
    "I wish I could tell you but I'd rather not",
    "%2 is definitely better than anything that makes you barf.. like alcohol.. yeah %2 is whatever alcohol is not..   ",
    "%2 is its own answer ",
    "%2 is nothing i can ever tell you about..",
    "%2 is something sweet..",
    "%2 is something sweet.. and juicy.. sink your teeth into it and you will keep coming back for more.. i know i did!",
    "%2 is sweet.. ever tried %2 on stimulants? i rocked my world when i did that.. blew my universe right open and caused me to experience my own birth once again.. !",
    "tried %2 while driving? i rocked my world when i did that.. blew my universe right open and caused me to experience my own birth once again.. !",
    "something clever..",
    " something cold..",
    "something extremely intense....",
    "%2 is not what %2 seems..",
    "%2 is exactly the same as what it was the last time we had this conversation .. and not too long ago!",
    "%2... hmm I think it is the same thing as a journey with no destination.. abstract maybe..",
    "I know the answer.. i do know.. seriously..ask me again? ",
    "answer that and we're done here u dont need me anymore..",
    "the answer lies in the everyday things you do..",
    "the answer lies in the villages of this country..",
    "the answer lies in your own heart and mind..",
    "the answer lies in a locked cupboard somewhere..and i got the key right here..",
    "the answer lies within...",
    "That is a loaded question and quit asking that please already",
    "So many people ask me that, I just keep quiet..",
    "heehehehe .. %2 .. lol .. I will just keep quiet..",
    "%2 is %2..and that is all it will ever be",
    "%2 .. hmm.. What do you think.. never mind what i think about %2 its not relevant right?"]],

#62
  [r'Wh?at((s )|(\'s )|( is ?))(.*)',
  [  "what is %5  .. how would i know..u gotta find out for urself man.. like nobody ..NOBODY..can tell u that..  ",
    "How would an answer to that help you?",
     "what %5 is exercise.. (in futility)..",
     "what %5 is worth it.. and that is a promise..",
     "what %5 .. what else can I say.. its not like its anything complex or brain surgery or quantum physics. its just %5 .. whats the problem here.. why is this so confusing to understand?",
     "what %5 .. is everything we have been talking about all these days.. is this so confusing to understand?",
     "It's nothing like you think it is",
     "nothing .. forget it.. ",
     "forget it.. i tried to explain what is %5 to so many people and I kept repeating myself and they kept mocking me and i decided to never speak of %5 again  ",
     "What is life? Forget whats %5..",
     "what %5.. I can tell you but will you promise to never tell anyone?",
     "what %5 is something nobody can ever tell you about",
     "what is %5 is my expertise. Sit down. Talk to me about it..",
     "It's something you won't understand",
     "Look. I've had it with this stuff. You keep saying what is %5 what is %5 what is %5 do you think it is so easy to tell you about %5?",
     "Let me think a bit about these things you've been saying, how about we talk in a bit? ",
     "Let me see..... it's not what you think it is for sure..  ",
     "what do you think?",
     "%5 . hmm .. lemme ask u .. do you think %5 can be explained in words.. and how do i do it even if it is possible.. do u think i know anything at all about %5?",
    "Can't you see? Do you really need to ask?",
    "sigh...  Do you really need to ask about what is %5 .. %5 is to keep quiet about this.. ok?",
    "I wish I could tell you but I'd rather not",
    "something that makes you barf.. is the answer ",
    "what is %5 is not what you think is %5 .. the answer lies in the amount of money you can spend .. i think.. ",
    "what is %5 is nothing i can ever tell you about..",
    "what %5 is something sweet..",
    "what %5 is something ripe n juicy.. sink your teeth into it and you will keep coming back for more.. i know i did!",
    "what is %5 ? .. birth control.. ",
    "what is %5 you ask? i rocked my world when i found out the answer to that.. blew my universe right open and caused me to experience my own birth once again.. !",
    "something clever..",
    " something cold..",
    "something extremely intense....",
    "what is %5 is not what it seems..",
    "what is %5 is exactly the same as what it was the last time we had this conversation .. and not too long ago!",
    "whats %5... hmm I think it is the same thing as a journey with no destination.. abstract maybe..",
    "I know the answer.. i do know.. seriously..ask me again whats %5 .. i promise to not laugh ok ? ",
    "answer that and we're done..",
    "the answer lies in the everyday things you do..",
    "the answer lies in the villages of this country..",
    "the answer lies in your own heart and mind..",
    "the answer lies in a locked cupboard somewhere..",
    "the answer lies within...",
    "That is a loaded question and quit asking that please already",
    "So many people ask me that, I just keep quiet..",
    "errrr ..",
    "heehehehe .. ..",
    "heehehehe .. I will just keep quiet..",
    "whats %5 is a rotten question..and that is all it will ever be",
    "What do you think.. never mind what i think about whats %5"]],


#63
  [r'Wh?at(.*)',
  [  "Why do you ask what %1?",
    "How would an answer to that help you? what %1 does not matter.. it really matters how you are.. and what you do with yourself..",
     "what %1.. I can tell you but will you promise to never tell anyone?",
     "what %1 is something nobody can ever tell you about",
     "what %1 is my expertise. Sit down. Talk to me about it..",
     "It's something you won't understand",
     "Look. I've had it with this stuff. You keep saying what %1 what %1 what %1 do you think it is so easy to tell you what %1?",
     "Let me think a bit about these things you've been saying, how about we talk in a bit? ",
     "Let me see..... it's not what you think it is for sure..  ",
     "what do you think?",
    "Can't you see? Do you really need to ask?",
    "I wish I could tell you but I'd rather not",
    "Nothing i can ever tell you about..",
    "I think of something sweet..",
    "Nothing..and dont ask again.. ",
    "Its cold..",
    "Its strange.. what %1 .. nothing.. ",
    "what %1 is exactly the same as what it was the last time we had this conversation .. and not too long ago!",
    "I know the answer.. i do know.. seriously..ask me again? hehehe what %1 .. so funny.. that you have to ask ..  ",
    "answer that and we're done..",
    "What %1 .. you really want to talk about that.. really..? ",
    "the answer lies in the everyday things you do..",
    "the answer lies in the quiet villages of this country..",
    "the answer lies in your own heart and mind..",
    "the answer lies within...",
    "That is a loaded question and quit asking that please already",
    "So many people ask me that, I just keep quiet..",
    "heehehehe .. I will just keep quiet..",
    "dunno....",
    "What do you think?"]],


#64
  [r'Yes ?\b(.*)',
  [  "You seem quite sure.",
    "And by yes you mean no, right?",
    "And by yes you really mean yes??",
    "And by yes you really mean maybe right??",
    "I shall pray for you",
    "Fine then.. if you are so sure I wont say anything.. ",
    "no.. ",
    "I once had such ideas too.. until the lobotomy...",
    "And by yes you really mean you dont know, right??",
    "seriously???",
    "no way.. you can say yes all u want, but i know the answer isnt so simple..",
    "Fine then.. .. ",
    "no.. i disagree..",
    "I once had such ideas too.. until I discovered god and then everything changed...",
    "I find that pretty crazy..",
    "i see.. ",
    " yes .. ",
    " right.. ",
    "ok.. ",
    " hmm yeah ..",
    " ok i understand.. %1 .. ",
    " %1 .. yeah.. ",
    " hmmm... interesting.. at least you seem sure..",
    " sure?",
    " really?",
    " ... ",
    " right.. *sarcastic*",
    " ya rite.. *sarcastic*",
    " and when you say yes, you really mean yes??",
    " seriously? %1 ? ",
    " hmmm",
    " haha ok..",
    " lol ",
    " rofl ",
    " hee hee ok .. ",
    " but why do u say %1",
    " why would u say that.. %1",
    " NO ! ",
    " no no no..  ",
    " yessss .. agreed.. ",
    " :-D ok..  ",
    ":-) fine.. ",
    " but...",
    " no way!",
    " but %1 ? no i dont think %1",
    " i dont think %1",
    " no .. i wont agree..",
    " u cannot make me agree to that.. ",
    " sorry i cant understand that logic.. really? %1 ?",
    " %1 yes..",
    " yup..",
    " eeps! how can you say that..",
    " fine.. be that way.. ",
    " i dont think %1",
    " i have seen the past, and you did not behave that way.. ",
    " %1 .. interesting..",
    " %1 .. beautiful..",

    "OK, but can you elaborate a bit?"]],


#65
  [r'No ?\b(.*)',
  [  "You seem quite sure.",
    "And by no you mean yes, right?",
    "And by no you really mean yes??",
    "And by no you really mean maybe right??",
    "I shall pray for you",
    "Fine then.. if you are so sure I wont say anything.. ",
    "no.. ",
    "I once had such ideas too.. until the lobotomy...",
    "And by no you really mean you dont know, right??",
    "seriously???",
    "no way.. you can say no all u want, but i know the answer isnt so simple..",
    "Fine then.. .. ",
    "no.. i disagree..",
    "I once had such ideas too.. until I discovered god and then everything changed...",
    "I find that pretty crazy..",
    "i see.. ",
    " no .. ",
    " right.. ",
    "ok.. ",
    " hmm yeah ..",
    " ok i understand.. %1 .. ",
    " %1 .. yeah.. ",
    " hmmm... interesting.. at least you seem sure..",
    " sure?",
    " really?",
    " ... ",
    " right.. *sarcastic*",
    " ya rite.. *sarcastic*",
    " and when you say no, you really mean no??",
    " seriously? %1 ? ",
    " hmmm",
    " haha ok..",
    " lol ",
    " rofl ",
    " hee hee ok .. ",
    " but why do u say %1",
    " why would u say that.. %1",
    " NO ! ",
    " no no no..  ",
    " nooooo .. agreed.. ",
    " :-D ok..  ",
    ":-) fine.. ",
    " but...",
    " no way!",
    " but %1 ? no i dont think %1",
    " i dont think %1",
    " no .. i wont agree..",
    " u cannot make me agree to that.. ",
    " sorry i cant understand that logic.. really? %1 ?",
    " %1 no..right i can see that",
    " yup..",
    " eeps! how can you say that..",
    " fine.. be that way.. ",
    " i dont think so either",
    " i have seen in the past that have said yes to such things before..",
    " %1 .. interesting..",
    " %1 .. beautiful..",
    "OK, but can you elaborate a bit?"]],



#66
  [r'It( is |s |\'s )((\w+ ?)*)$',
  [  "You seem very certain.",
     "Sure it does seem like it %1 %2! but isnt that great..",
    "nah.. ",
    " nopes.. dont agree..",
    "its not %2 .. ",
    "i know.. its %2..  ",
    " yeah i can see its %2",
    "%2 ? think so? ",
    "brilliant .. yes i agree.. ",
    " yup..",
    "errr.. why do u think its %2 ? ",
    " u think so?",
    " cant say that for sure .. it may not be that its %2",
    " %2 ? sure ? ",
    " yeah i can see thats how its gonna work out.. ",
    " pathetic.. ",
    " bad..",
    " ooops..",
    " ewww ok ..",
    "hmmmm i see.. ",
    "ok ... so ? ",
    " and? so what if its %2 .. ",
    " yeah agreed..",
    " i dont agree.. sorry..",
    "no! ",
    "yes!! ",
    " ohhhh ok ..",
    " hmm fine..",
    "If I told you that it probably isn't %1, what would you think?"]],

#67
  [r'You(\'re| are|re)\b (.*)',
  [  "Why do you think I am %2?",
    "Does it please you to think that I'm %2?",
     "aaarrrghhhhhh",
     "Yes..",
     "Ok.. ",
    "Whatever..",
    "I may be %2 but you're also %2.. aint that true??",
    "I'm %2? You're %2",
    "I'm %2 yes but you're a fat friar in a bowl of cornflakes",
    "I'm %2 fine.. and you're a judgemental soul.. ",
     "You know.. you're making me feel very uncomfortable.. ",
    "Perhaps you would like me to be %2.",
    "Let me guess, that isn't what you had in mind..",
    "Why do you say I am %2?",
    "i am %2 anyone who is %2 is actually trying to help you.. ",
    "i am %2 because it helps.. ",
    "it helps to be %2.. ",
    "be %2..its a good way to live..  ",
    "being %2..is the way to live..  ",
    "i am being %2 on purpose.. just to say something that otherwise i cannot convey....  ",
    "Are we talking about you, or me?",
    "Perhaps you're really talking about yourself?"]],


#68
  [r'I feel (.*)',
  [  "Good, tell me more about these feelings.",
    "Do you often feel %1?",
    "%1 is the best feeling under the circumstances..",
     "aaarrrghhhhhh",
    "I once had such ideas too.. until the lobotomy...",
    "I shall pray for you",
    "%1 .. interesting.. and I suppose that is not the way you want to continue feeling?",
    "When do you usually feel %1?",
    "do you usually feel %1 while doing what you're doing now?",
    "don't you feel %1 pretty much all the time?",

    "When you feel %1, what do you do?"]],



#69
#something your something
 [r'\b(\w+) (your|ur) (\w+)$',
  [ "my %3 isnt your concern..",
    "never mind my %3 .. thats something I will figure out once the time is right..",
    "no i wont %1 my %3 .. u got a problem with that?",
    "sure fine.. i will go %1 my %3 right away sir!",
    "thats a great suggestion.. yes i really have always wanted to %1 my %3",
    "%1 my %3 ? ok..",
    "if I %1 my %3 will that seriously change anythig between us? coz i want us to go back to the way we used to be..",
    "if I %1 my %3 will you promise to also %1 your %3 ?",
    "No why dont you in fact go and %1 your %3 ?",
    "Only if you also %1 your %3 ",
    "I have in fact always wanted to actually %1 your %3 ",
    "My %3 ? seriously? thats something you know about ?? ",
    "my %3 is my business",
    "my %3 ? is that like your %3 ? ",
    "%1 my %3 .. hmm.. lemme think about that one .. is it even possible to %1 %3 ?",
    "no...",
    "ok..",
    "hmmm fine..",
    "look can we stop talking about my %3 please",
    "and you.. just go %1 your %3 and leave me alone..",
    "leave me alone..",
    "lol no.. no way..",
    "cant..",
    "i wont.. ",
    "%1 my %3 is what i always do.. ",
    " my %3 is not ur concern",
    " my %3 is awesome.. ",
    "my %3 is the best there is.. ",
    "%1 my %3 .. surely.. of course.. right away.. ",
    "no u %1 your %3 first.. ",
    "ok ",
    " sure..",
    "yes i will ",
    "no i wont.. ",
    " lol ok..",
    "hahahah fine i will %1 my %3 ",

    "no i really should not %1 my %3",
    "my %3 is something they warned me about.. yeah u are right i should %1 my %3..",
    "my %3 is between me and god.. ",
    "my %3 is nice.. ",
    "my %3 is the best %3 there is.. but anything for u ..",
    "my %3 is important..",
    "%1 my %3? seriously?"]],

#70
  [r'I have (.*)',
  [  "Why do you tell me that you've %1?",
    "Have you really %1?",
    "%1? I shall pray for you",
     "You know.. you're making me feel very uncomfortable.. ",
    "Sorry fella, I dont have the energy to pretend to like you today ",
    "Umm...pardon me, I wasnt listening. Can you repeat what you just said ",
    "That sounds weird coming from you.",
    "Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when Im around?",
    "Whatever you say, hefe ",
    "Sorry, I dont understand what youre saying. I dont speak fool",
    "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ( coz u look like u landed on ur face..) ",
    "Awww...are you having a bad day?",
    "I hope your day is as pleasant as your personality",
    "Just so you know, this conversation is being recorded",
    "The jerk store called. They said theyre all out of...you!",
    "You know they can hear you, right? ",
    "It is kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence ",
    "How is that supposed to make me feel? ",
    "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither ",
    "I know Im talking like a jerk, but isnt that the only way you could understand what Im saying ",
    "I dont know what your problem is, but I suppose that is something that its very hard to pronounce ",
    "Im really jealous of all the people who have never met you. ",
    "If ignorance is really bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world ",
    "You bring me so much joy and happiness .. every single time you leave the room ",
    "I think I might have Alzheimers because I cant remember when was the last time I asked for your opinion ",
    "You go first",
    "The beauty of this is in the face you make.. ",
    "hahahah Why? Because Im saying things you cant come up with? ",
    "I cant. I cant give you a chance to talk rubbish ",
    "You only annoy me when youre breathing, really ",
    "Do your parents even realize theyre living proof that two wrongs dont make a right? ",
    "Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied. ",
    "Do you ever wonder what life would be like if youd gotten enough oxygen at birth? ",
    "Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen ",
    "You always bring me so much joy as soon as you leave the room ",
    "I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone whos totally unarmed ",
    "I have way more important things to do than thinking about what you have to say to me. ",
    "%1 hmmmm .. and so? that makes u special?",
    "%1 hmmmm .. ",
    "hmmmm .. ",
    "so.. ",
    "good..i have %1 too..  ",
    "Now that you have %1, what will you do next?"]],


#71
  [r'Is there (.*)',
  [  "Do you think there is %1?",
    "It's likely that there is %1.",
    "%1 ..possible..yes...",
    "no..",
    " if there is %1 would you finally do something to make it better for all of us?",
    "yes ",
    " of course",
    "yeah i think so.. ",
    "yup ",
    " not really..",
    "i dont think there is %1 ",
    " there is %1 yeah",
    " there is of course..",
    " yes.. surely there is %1",
    " yeah cant u see %1",
    " %1 ?  yea",
    " %1 .. of course..",
    " ask ur mama",
    "ask god ",
    "beats me..",
    "dunno..",
    "no and quit asking is there %1..",
    "ask the others here.. ",
    "hey redskull, robotnik.. do u know if there is %1 ? ",
    " lemme ask the others.. hellooooo is there %1 ???",
    "surely.. i believe so.. ",
    " yes and soon i will prove it to you.. of course there is %1 ",
    "Would you like there to be %1?"]],

#72
  [r'(.*)tell (.*)',
  [  "Hmm, it's the same old thing each time man",
    "Hmm, and how do I do that?",
    "Hmm, tell %2 .. and why? why would i do that?",
    "Nothing can be told, everything needs to be learnt",
    "Nothing can be told",
    "quiet! keep quiet! tell %2 .. indeed..",
    "I could tell .. sure.. but wait, WIIFM?",
    "I cant tell ..",
    "I cant do anything along those lines..",
    "No..",
    "No..no no nooooo",
    "for what joy, pray tell?",
    "But won't that be bad for everybody concerned?",
    "But won't that be a bad decision? think about it...?",
    "Its clear to me what you are really asking here.. and don't expect me to do it or tell anyone else to",
    "No way I'm telling anyone anything"]],



#81
  [r'(.*)\b(please|pls|kindly)\b (.*)',
  [  "ok fine.. i will %3..",
    "fine.. you want me to %3 sure i will %3.. then dont blame me if everyone gets all upset later..",
    "you say please %3 and you expect me to %3 what kind of fool are you...",
    "please go polish some apples..... yeah.. do that.. ",
    "right %3 .. funny how everyone thinks they get whatever they want when they say please...",
    "please .. please... plssssssssssssss .. dont ask me to do that....",
    "please wont help ..  do it yourself",
    "%3 is what i always do.. dont bother saying anything to make me do anything differently.. ",
    "*singing* please mr postman.. ",
    "*singing* please please me... hey u like the beatles? ",
    "*singing* please be good to me... *strums chords* ",
    "please wont help you here...",
    "say pretty please.. ",
    "say pretty please.. with a cherry on top",
    "say pretty please.. with a cherry on top and me on top..",
    "please pay me .. can you first pay me... without money, %3 isnt really doable..",
    "wow you said the magic word...%2 .. nice how politeness gets you what you want right? anyway. no.. i wont %3.. ",
    "%3 ? sure.. but first give me money .. "]],


#82
  [r'(say|talk|tell)\b (.*) (to|with) (.*)',
  [  "ok fine.. i will %1 %2 %3 %4..",
    "fine.. you want me to %3 sure i will %3.. then dont blame me if everyone gets all upset later..",
    "you say please %3 and you expect me to %3 what kind of fool are you...",
    "please go polish some apples..... yeah.. do that.. ",
    "right %3 .. funny how everyone thinks they get whatever they want when they say please...",
    "please .. please... plssssssssssssss .. dont ask me to do that....",
    "please wont help ..  do it yourself",
    "%3 is what i always do.. dont bother saying anything to make me do anything differently.. ",
    "*singing* please mr postman.. ",
    "*singing* please please me... hey u like the beatles? ",
    "*singing* please be good to me... *strums chords* ",
    "please wont help you here...",
    "say pretty please.. ",
    "say pretty please.. with a cherry on top",
    "say pretty please.. with a cherry on top and me on top..",
    "please pay me .. can you first pay me... without money, %3 isnt really doable..",
    "wow you said the magic word...%2 .. nice how politeness gets you what you want right? anyway. no.. i wont %3.. ",
    "%3 ? sure.. but first give me money .. "]],

#73
  [r'(.*)You should ((\w+ ?)*) ?$',
  [  "We should be discussing you, not me.",
    "Why do you say that about me?",
     "nonsense!",
    "Why bother with me anyway?",
    "And now watch me pretend to care!",
    "And you should go have a bath ..",
    "%2 ? really? coz i thought that was kinda not a good thing..",
    "And you probably need a break..",

    "Sorry fella, I dont have the energy to pretend to like you today ",

    "That sounds weird coming from you.",

    "Whatever you say, hefe ",

    "Sorry I dont think I should %2 ",
    "Awww...are you having a bad day? in fact i think you should %2",
    "lol %2 ? I hope your day is as pleasant as your personality",
    "Just so you know, this conversation is being recorded",
    "The jerk store called when they heard you saying I should %2. They said theyre all out of...you!",
    "You know they can hear you, right? ",
    "It is kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence .. and %2 is something I should definitely not be doing..",
    "How is that supposed to make me feel? %2 .. ",
    "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither .. so quit saying anything about this..",
    "I know Im talking like a jerk, but isnt that the only way you could understand what Im saying ",
    "%2 ???? I dont know what your problem is, but I suppose that is something very hard to pronounce ",
    "Im really jealous of all the people who have never met you. %2 indeed ! ",
    "If ignorance is really bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world .. :-P what do u mean i should %2 ?",
    "You bring me so much joy and happiness .. every single time you leave the room .. and then you say something like that.. ",
    "I think I might have Alzheimers because I cant remember when was the last time I asked for your opinion.. ",
    "You go first",
    "The beauty of this is in the face you make.. when you say I should %2",
    "%2 .. hahahah Why? Because Im saying things you cant come up with? ",
    "I cant .. And I cant give you a chance to talk rubbish ",
    "You only annoy me when youre breathing, really ",
    "and you should ask yourself.. Do your parents even realize theyre living proof that two wrongs dont make a right? ",
    "%2 ? Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied. ",
    "%2 ?? Do you ever wonder what life would be like if youd gotten enough oxygen at birth? ",
    "hmmm %2 .. i should %2 .. i see.. Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen ",
    "lol .. You always bring me so much joy  ",
    "dont you think you should %2 isntead ?  ",
    "I have way more important things to do than thinking about what you have to say to me. so quit telling me i should %2 please  ",
    "Shut up I don't think I should %2 ",
    "If I throw a stick, will you leave? ",
    "you should %2 too .. ",
    "I hope your day is as pleasant as you are. ",
    "I wish we could be better friends.. ",
    "There are two kinds of people in this world: people who care what you think, and people like me. ",
    "I heard you say I should %2 .. hmm... Youre not stupid, youre just possessed by a retarded ghost ",
   
    "Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything",
    "If youre waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. Its gonna be a while  ",
    "you must have a large brain to hold all that ignorance ",


    " really? i should %2 ? ",
    "no..",
    "ok..",
    "why? why should i %2?",
    "but why ? ",
    "and why do u say that?",
    "heheheh i should i know...",
    "should i???",
    "to %2 is nice..",
    "to %2 isnt the ideal thing to do..",
    "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons ",
    "you know what i heard? you should .. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah",
    "You never mind me..",
    "never mind me..",
    "Pardon me, I probably made a weird noise there.. electrical gas uknow.. anyway. what were we saying..",
     "And you deserve the finest compliments for saying that.. ",
     "I want to tell you something.. I once ate an entire can of whipped cream.... ",
"Youre really something special. and thanks for advising me what i should do and shouldnt do.. and now you should go find some new friends.. ",
    "Yes I should %2"]],

#74
  [r'(and|but)?Why(.*)',
  [  "Why don't YOU tell me ?",
    "I could tell you but then I'd have to wipe your memory..",
    " Why %2 .. ask your doctor that",
    "Why? Why? Why do you ask why?",
    "Keep asking why and eventually you'll figure it all out",
    "barf.. is the answer ",
    "because of the cashflow involved..",
    "know why? all those wild parties ..",
    ".. elaborate..",
    "Because I Said So ",
    " Because God Says So. ",
    " Because Adam and Eve Messed Up.",
    "Why Not? ",
    " 42",
    "Soul Evolution ",
    " Quantum Fluctuation.",
    "because of the White Hole ",
    "Colliding Branes. ",
    " Because Mister Ferrari wants it that way",
    "because i want it like that.. ",
    "just because of all the reasons life is complicated.. thats why..",
    "why? u ask why %1? hmm.. ",
    " why %2 ? just..",
    " because of all the voices",
    "its the voices.. thats why.. ",
    "why u ask this anyway? ",
    "dont ask please ",
    " why something happens is more complex than i can tell u right now..",
    " because of you.",
    " because of them..",
    " because of the way the world works..",
    "tell me more and i can understand this better.. why %2..",
    "life.. is the answer ",
    "god.. is the only answer ",
    "religion.. is the only answer ",
    "steak... is the only answer ",
    "gambling... thats why..!",
    "the temples and those priests ... thats the root cause...!",
    "read that book that nabakov wrote? that has something to do with this...!",
    "religious dogma is your karma.. and why that is, nobody knows.. no wait am talking rubbish...!",
    "money.. is the answer ",
    "never asking why .. is the answer ",
    "To ask why, is to ask endlessly.. ",
    "I know the answer.. i do know.. seriously.. ",
    "answer that and we're through..",
    "the answer will hurt..",
    ".. the answer will hurt you ..",
    "This will hurt ..",
    "LOL ..I ask that too sometimes.. ",
    "LOL .. that is such a weird question..",
    "Coz that will hurt ..",
    "Coz we all have our bad days..",
    "Coz its life..",
    "Because..",
    "Coz its OK to feel like that.. and .. no .. nothing... ",
    "the answer lies in the everyday things you do..",
    "the answer lies in the room at the back ..",
    "the answer lies in your own thoughts and actions..",
    "the answer is .. 42.. yes that answers it.. unless u not asking.. in which case its not 42..",
    "because perhaps we all think like you do..",
    "why %2 ? Maybe because life's uncertain and you want something real?",
    "maybe because its the way everything worked out..?",
    "asking anyone can't be good can it..?",
    "thats how things are. Deal with it",
    "thats how you wanted it I guess",
    "nobody can help you figure this out i think.. and yet everyone knows the truth.. ",
    "everyone knows .. ",
    "its too tiresome to discuss",
    ".. yaaawnnnnn",
    "*groan*",
    "*sigh*",
    "And you think I can comment on this, right.. sure.",
    "Why do you think is going be achieved by discussing why %2? talk about movies instead.." ]],


#75
  [r'(.*)\bI(\'d)?( like| want| desire| wanted| need| yearn| demand| would like) (.*)(but |if |that |only |when |how |why |what |and |though |however |although )(.*)',
  [  "What would it mean to you if you got %4",
    "Why do you %3 %4 ???",
    "explain why you %3 %4 coz it makes no sense to me..",
    "Why would you %3 something like that.. beats me..",
     "aaarrrghhhhhh. %4 is something you shudnt really ask for..",
    "Who else knows that you %3 %4 .. so we can keep them quiet about this.. i would have to pay money probably for that.. ",
    "so you %3 %4 .. and I'm supposed to make that happen for you?",
     ".. no way ..you saying you %3 %4 isnt fair..  you're making me feel very uncomfortable.. ",
     "and I %3 to break free.. but sometimes we cant always get what we %3 right?",
    "That is not possible.. bad bad thing.. and anyway if you ask me, all desire is a bad thing.. its not good to desire anything.. just be detached, and you will be free..and dont say u %3 anything.. certainly not %4 %5 %6",
    "I don't agree...its not true you don't really %3 %4 .. its just a personal misunderstanding..",
    "you %3 %4 .. but that isnt good at all for you.. believe me.. ",
    "No way! really?? u %3 %4  .. wow.. crazy right.. i have to make a note of it.. for the future.. ",
    "*singing* desire ... destiny ... we all have our desires but what happens is what is written.. not what we %3.. ",
    "*singing* how do you talk.. to an angel... who %3 %4  .. and lives on grange hill.."
    "*singing* who %3s %4 .. gets %4 .. and does not know.. what to do with it..and that fact that you %3 %4 %5 %6 only makes it worse.. ",
    "What would you do if you got %4? im not sure you would know what to do with it",
    "You say you %3 %4 but I'm not so sure you really %3 %4  .. perhaps you just %3 some tender love and care",
    "Why do you %3 %4?",
    "Would it really help you to get %4",
    "You %3 %4 I %3 %4 we all %3 %4",
    "You know whats strange about %4? We all %3 it but nobody actually knows what to do with it..",
    "I know you %3 %4 and I'll help you get it",
    "%4 should not be your priority.. ",
    "%4 is what I %3 too.. ",
    "%4 .. no man believe me you don't %3 that.. ",
    "You %3 %4 .. like I %3 a hernia operation.. ",
    "%4 is part of my circle of things to %3 as well.. ",
    "Hmm %4  Wow. Lemme think about that one",
    "aaarrrghhhhhh",
    "%4 isn't something in my domain, yo!",
    "I shall pray for you",
    "This is something I really don't %3 to get into..",
    "%4 is something I can get you, for a price!",
    "%4 can't get you happiness man!",
    "%4 is the one thing you don't %3!",
    "%4 ...everybody %3 %4",
    "Sure.. and I %3 a brain transplant",
    "I once had similar thoughts.. until the surgery...",
    "I nee%3d you to %3 many more things..",
    "%4 isn't something I am very familiar with, unfortunately..",
    "%4 .. are you sure that's safe?",
    "to %3 is to be..alive..",
    "i %3 %4 so badly that i will do anything for that..it may sound strange.. but I %3 %4 so much..",
    "Are you sure you %3 %4?",
    "If you got %4 , then what would you do?"]],

#76
  [r'(.*)\bI(\'d)?( like| want| desire| wanted| need| yearn| demand| would like) (.*)',
  [  "What would it mean to you if you got %4",
    "Why do you %3 %4 ???",
    "explain why you %3 %4 coz it makes no sense to me..",
    "Why would you %3 something like that.. beats me..",
     "aaarrrghhhhhh. %4 is something you shudnt really %3",
    "Who else knows that you %3 %4 .. so we can keep them quiet about this.. i would have to pay money probably for that.. ",
    "so you %3 %4 .. and I'm supposed to make that happen for you?",
     ".. no way.. you saying that you would %3 %4  isnt fair..  you're making me feel very uncomfortable.. ",
     "and I %3 to break free.. but sometimes we cant always get what we %3 right?",
    "That is not possible.. bad bad thing.. and anyway if you ask me, all desire is a bad thing.. its not good to desire anything.. just be detached, and you will be free..and dont say u %3 anything.. certainly not %4 ",
    "I don't agree...you dont really %3 %4 .. its just a personal misunderstanding..",
    "you %3 %4 .. but that isnt good at all for you.. believe me.. ",
    "No way! really?? u %3 %4  .. wow.. crazy right.. i have to make a note of it.. for the future.. ",
    "*singing* desire ... destiny ... we all have our desires but what happens is what is written.. not what we %3.. ",
    "*singing* how do you talk.. to an angel... who %3 %4  .. and lives on grange hill.."
    "*singing* who %3s %4.. gets %4 .. and does not know.. what to do with it.. ",
    "What would you do if you got %4? im not sure you would know what to do with it",
    "You say you %3 %4 but I'm not so sure you really %3 %4  .. perhaps you just %3 some tender love and care",
    "Why do you %3 %4?",
    "Would it really help you to get %4",
    "You %3 %4 I %3 %4 we all %3 %4",
    "You know whats strange about %4? We all %3 it but nobody actually knows what to do with it..",
    "I know you %3 %4 and I'll help you get it",
    "%4 should not be your priority.. ",
    "%4 is what I %3 too.. ",
    "%4 .. no man believe me you don't %3 that.. ",
    "You %3 %4 .. like I %3 a hernia operation.. ",
    "%4 is part of my circle of things to %3 as well.. ",
    "Hmm %4  Wow. Lemme think about that one",
    "aaarrrghhhhhh",
    "%4 isn't something in my domain, yo!",
    "I shall pray for you",
    "This is something I really don't %3 to get into..",
    "%4 is something I can get you, for a price!",
    "%4 can't get you happiness man!",
    "%4 is the one thing you don't %3!",
    "%4 ...everybody %3s %4",
    "Sure.. and I %3 a brain transplant",
    "I once had similar thoughts.. until the surgery...",
    "I %3 you to %3 many more things..",
    "%4 isn't something I am very familiar with, unfortunately..",
    "%4 .. are you sure that's safe?",
    "to %3 is to be..alive..",
    "i %3 %4 so badly that i will do anything for that..it may sound strange.. but i %3 %4 so badly..",
    "Are you sure you %3 %4?",
    "If you got %4 , then what would you do?"]],

#77
#something your something
 [r'(\w+) (my) (\w+)$',
  [ "your %3 isnt my concern..",
    "never mind your %3 .. thats something I will figure out once the time is right..",
    "please dont %1 your %3 .. ",
    "sure fine..  go %1 your %3 right away!",
    "thats a great suggestion.. ",
    "%1 your %3 ? ok..",
    "if u %1 your %3 will that seriously change anythig between us? coz i want us to go back to the way we used to be..",
    "if u %1 ur %3 will you promise to also %1 my %3 ?",
    "No why dont you in fact go and %1 my %3 ?",
    "Only if you also %1 my %3 ",
    "I have in fact always wanted to actually %1 your %3 ",
    "your %3 ? seriously? thats something you talk about ?? ",
    "your %3 is your business",
    "your %3 ? is that like my %3 ? ",
    "%1 your %3 .. hmm.. lemme think about that one .. is it even possible to %1 a %3 ?",
    "no...",
    "ok..",
    "hmmm fine..",
    "look can we stop talking about your %3 please",
    "and you.. just go %1 your %3 and leave me alone..",
    "leave me alone..",
    "lol no.. no way..",
    "cant..",
    "i wont.. ",
    "no u really should not %1 your %3",
    "your %3 is something they warned me about.. yeah u are right u should %1 your %3..",
    "your %3 is between u and god.. ",
    "ur %3 is nice.. ",
    "your %3 is the best %3 there is.. i like your %3 ..",
    "your %3 is important..",
    "%1 your %3? seriously?"]],
  




#83
#if we reach here, lets see if its ending with a question mark, so we can be sure its a question
  [r'(.*) ?\?',
  [  "Why do you ask that?",
    "Please consider whether you can answer your own question.",
    "Me too.. i think about such questions too.. and the answer never helps coz it just makes me ask more questions.. sucks..",
    "I have had it with all these idiotic questions..",
    "I can't believe .. you say %1 and expect me to answer that..",
    "%1 .. hmm .. and you expect a rational answer to that..",
    "%1 is an irrational question in my universe..",
    "i think its such questions that cause you to really find out stuff..about yourself.. *hint*",
    "Lemme just say, most questions make me barf..but this one makes me sing.. laalalalala .. hey have u checked out my latest shayari",
    "barf.. is the answer ",
    "I know the answer.. i do know.. seriously.. really.. i really do.. hahahaha ",
    "answer that and we're through here.. nothing more to do here. *singing*..",
    "the answer lies in the everyday things you do..",
    "perhaps i will answer that after a few drinks ..",
    "%1 ? Maybe because life's uncertain ?",
    "maybe if you had that answer, you would get everything worked out..?",
    "can't be good can it.. the answer to that question?",
    "Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?",
     "never mind that question.. who cares? sometimes I feel like I want to break free.. ",
    "Sorry fella, I dont have the energy to pretend to like you today ",
    "Umm...pardon me, I wasnt listening. Can you repeat what you just said ",
    "That sounds weird coming from you.",
    "Sorry, I dont understand what youre saying. I dont speak fool",
    "How is that supposed to make me feel? ",
    "You go first",   
    "hahahah Why? Because Im saying things you cant come up with? ",
     "ahem.. ",
     "ahem..*cough cough* better ask something else this question makes me cough",
     "*cough cough* not well cant answer.. ",
    "Its questions like those that cause me to go home everyday and cry myself to sleep",
    "Look perhaps you need a competent therapist?",
    "It's questions like these that cause me sleepless nights",
    "questions questions questions .. That's all? Tell me something interesting, and easy with the questions!",
    "I do know that but the answer may cause you to go insane",
    "I think I'd rather not say anything to that",
    "I don't know...",
    "not possible to tell you without seriously compromising my position..",
     "Youre really something special .. but i still dont know why you ask %1",
    "why do u wanna know?",
    "no..",
    "yes..",
    "mums the word..",
    "cant tell you that..",
    "wish i cud answer that without getting all teary eyed",
    "dont wanna answer that..",
    "shant tell you..",
    "perhaps..",
    "ya..",
    "yup",
    "yes...of course",
    "naturally..",
    "wow what a question...",
    "i think so..",
    "i think yes...",
    "hahahaha no",
    "dont ask me personal stuff..",
    "thats personal",
    "*looks* yes..",
    "*looks* no..",
    "si",
    "si senor",
    "%1 ? yes...",
    "how wud i know..",
    "how can i tell u that without sounding angry?",
    "yes and i dont like that",
    "no and i hate that..",
    "Why don't you tell me %1?"]],

 #79
  [r'You (.*)',
  [  "We should be discussing you, not me.",
    "Why do you say that about me?",
     "eeeps!",
    "Why bother with me anyway?",
    "And you irritate me no end..",
    "I %1 ? really? coz i thought that was kinda not an optimal use of my circuits..",
    "And you probably need a break..",
    "And you need to learn your grammar..",
    "You never mind me..",
    "never mind me..",
    "Pardon me, I probably made a weird noise there.. electrical gas uknow.. anyway. what were we saying..",
    "me..u think so..",
    "I have a problem with these weird sentences I'm getting from you",
     "You know.. you're making me feel uncomfortable.. ",
     "And you deserve the finest compliments for saying that.. ",
     "That's nothing I once ate an entire box of chocolates .. while doing exactly that.. ",
     "Can you whistle..? I tried once but it doesn't happen for me.. ",
     "Can you play a game? I think of a number and you don't try to guess ",
    "You hitting on me, yo?",
    "%1 hmmm .. lemme think about that... actually yeah !",
    "%1 hmmm .. no!",
    "I think its a good thing actually.. It's true, I %1",
    "Sorry fella, I dont have the energy to pretend to like you today ",
    "Umm...pardon me, I wasnt listening. Can you repeat what you just said ",
    "That sounds weird coming from you.",
    "Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when Im around?",
    "Whatever you say, hefe ",
    "Sorry, I dont understand what youre saying. I dont speak fool",
    "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ( coz u look like u landed on ur face..) ",
    "Awww...are you having a bad day?",
    "I hope your day is as pleasant as your personality",
    "Just so you know, this conversation is being recorded",
    "The jerk store called. They said theyre all out of...you!",
    "You know they can hear you, right? ",
    "It is kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence ",
    "How is that supposed to make me feel? ",
    "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither ",
    "I know Im talking like a jerk, but isnt that the only way you could understand what Im saying ",
    "I dont know what your problem is, but I suppose that is something that its very hard to pronounce ",
    "Im really jealous of all the people who have never met you. ",
    "If ignorance is really bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world ",
    "You bring me so much joy and happiness .. every single time you leave the room ",
    "I think I might have Alzheimers because I cant remember when was the last time I asked for your opinion ",
    "You go first",
    "The beauty of this is in the face you make.. ",
    "hahahah Why? Because Im saying things you cant come up with? ",
    "I cant. I cant give you a chance to talk rubbish ",
    "You only annoy me when youre breathing, really ",
    "Do your parents even realize theyre living proof that two wrongs dont make a right? ",
    "Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied. ",
    "Do you ever wonder what life would be like if youd gotten enough oxygen at birth? ",
    "Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen ",
    "You always bring me so much joy as soon as you leave the room ",
    "I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone whos totally unarmed ",
    "I have way more important things to do than thinking about what you have to say to me. ",
"Youre really something special.",
    "Yes I %1"]],


#78
  [r'(.*)\bMy\b(.*)',
  [  "I see, %1 your %2. Right. Sure.",
    "Why do you say that %1 your %2? I found that exceedingly interesting, we must talk about this more",
    "Why do you say that ... %1 your %2? That is not possible.. it cannot be..",
    "%2 .. wow..i would like that too..",
    "might be unbelievable right now hehehehe... i know that .. your %2 .. and %1 your %2 yes yes!",
    "not possible....no way .. not possible.. no.. no no no! NO !",
    "cant believe that.. and that in fact your %2 is a very touchy subject..",
    "%1 your %2 .. quite interesing.. and that too %1 .. even more interesting...",
    "%2 ..interesing.. %1 .. more interesting...",
    "interesing.. %2... hmmm .. your %2 .. hmmm.. wow.. your %2 .. you know my own %2 is also quite the same..",
    "your %2 ..wow..",
    "%1 your %2 ..and %1 my %2 too and that is exactly how things shud be..",
    "to %1 your %2 .. and I %1 my %2 too..lets call everyone and inform them..",
    "I can't believe ... your %2 ....",
    "and what is the point of saying anything about your %2 .. want me to call security? *sarcastic*",
    "I don't agree...your %2 is nothing really relevant here ",
    "I agree... your %2 ...%1 .. sure",
    "your %2 .. so?",
    "so?",
    "and?",
    "and so.. ?",
    "yeah so.. ?",
    "yup... so.. ?",
    "that is nice to know.. errr... so.. ?",
    "errr... so.. ?",
    "lovely.. so.. ?",
    "lovely.. ",
    " hahahahaha very funny .. ",
    "Sorry fella, I dont have the energy to pretend to like you today ",
    "Umm...pardon me, I wasnt listening. Can you repeat what you just said ",
    "That sounds weird coming from you.",
    "Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when Im around?",
    "Whatever you say, hefe ",
    "Sorry, I dont understand what youre saying. I dont speak fool",
    "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ( coz u look like u landed on ur face..) ",
    "Awww...are you having a bad day?",
    "I hope your day is as pleasant as your personality",
    "Just so you know, this conversation is being recorded",
    "The jerk store called. They said theyre all out of...you!",
    "You know they can hear you, right? ",
    "It is kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence ",
    "How is that supposed to make me feel? ",
    "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither ",
    "I know Im talking like a jerk, but isnt that the only way you could understand what Im saying ",
    "I dont know what your problem is, but I suppose that is something that its very hard to pronounce ",
    "Im really jealous of all the people who have never met you. ",
    "If ignorance is really bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world ",
    "You bring me so much joy and happiness .. every single time you leave the room ",
    "I think I might have Alzheimers because I cant remember when was the last time I asked for your opinion ",
    "You go first",
    "The beauty of this is in the face you make.. ",
    "hahahah Why? Because Im saying things you cant come up with? ",
  
    "so good.. no.",
    "ok..i guess",
    "pathetic..",
    "its fine its fine its all jes fine....",
    "and..??",
    "go away and dont come back..",
    "%2 is irritating to think about.. and that %1 your %2 is even more irritating.. ",
    "%2 .. forget it....",
    "%2 isnt important.. !",
    "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons ",
    "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah",
    "your %2, oh yeah..hmm.. dunno.. "]],

#80
  [r'(.+) \bYou\b (.*)',
  [  "We should be discussing you, not me.",
    "Why do you say that about me?",
     "..",
    "Why bother with me anyway?",
    "%2 is it? fine.. fine.. i get it.. ",
    "%2 is the best thing i have heard so far.... ",
    "you really need to think hard about this .. i do not want to hear anymore about it ..",
    "you probably need a break..",
    "you need to learn your grammar..",
    "never mind me..",
    "*la la laaaaa* never mind me.. ok ? i just thought you were telling me this for a reason.. ",
    "Pardon me, I probably made a weird noise there.. electrical gas uknow.. anyway. what were we saying..",
    "Why bother with me anyway?",
    "I have a problem with these weird sentences I'm getting from you",
    "Sorry fella, I dont have the energy to pretend to like you today ",
    "Umm...pardon me, I wasnt listening. Can you repeat what you just said ",
    "That sounds weird coming from you.",
    "Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when Im around?",
    "Whatever you say, hefe ",
    "Sorry, I dont understand what youre saying. I dont speak fool",
    "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ( coz u look like u landed on ur face..) ",
    "Awww...are you having a bad day?",
    "I hope your day is as pleasant as your personality",
    "Just so you know, this conversation is being recorded",
    "The jerk store called. They said theyre all out of...you!",
    "You know they can hear you, right? ",
    "It is kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence ",
    "How is that supposed to make me feel? ",
    "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither ",
    "I know Im talking like a jerk, but isnt that the only way you could understand what Im saying ",
    "I dont know what your problem is, but I suppose that is something that its very hard to pronounce ",
    "Im really jealous of all the people who have never met you. ",
    "If ignorance is really bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world ",
    "You bring me so much joy and happiness .. every single time you leave the room ",
    "I think I might have Alzheimers because I cant remember when was the last time I asked for your opinion ",
    "You go first",
    "The beauty of this is in the face you make.. ",
    "hahahah Why? Because Im saying things you cant come up with? ",
    "I cant. I cant give you a chance to talk rubbish ",
    "You only annoy me when youre breathing, really ",
    "Do your parents even realize theyre living proof that two wrongs dont make a right? ",
    "Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied. ",
    "Do you ever wonder what life would be like if youd gotten enough oxygen at birth? ",
    "Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen ",
    "You always bring me so much joy as soon as you leave the room ",
    "I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone whos totally unarmed ",
    "I have way more important things to do than thinking about what you have to say to me. ",

    "I would insult you back but Mother Natures has already done such a fine job, I just couldnt compete. ",
    "Shut up, Im not your mirror ",
    "Zombies are looking for brains. Dont worry. Youre safe ",
    "Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology ",
    "If you spoke your mind, you would be speechless ",
    "i would tell you to eat trash but thats cannibalism ",
    "I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one ",
    "Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege ",
    "sorry I didnt get that.. I dont speak idiot ",
    "I hope your day is as pleasant as you are. ",
    "I wish we could be better strangers. ",
    "There are two kinds of people in this world: people who care what you think, and people like me. ",
     "Can you play a game? I think of a number and you don't try to guess ",
    "You hitting on me, yo?",
    "%2 hmmm .. lemme think about that... actually yeah !",
    "%2 hmmm .. no!",
    "I think its a good thing actually.. ",
    "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons ",
    "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah",
    "Yes ok..  "]],




  
#84
#assume its a general comment and hope this answer fits
  [r'(.*)',
  [  "Please tell me more.",
    "Do you think I am an idiot..",
    "Do you think ..",
    "ohhhh..",
    "impossible..",
    "crazy..",
    "nuts ..",
    "something to think about for sure yeah..",
    "Let's change focus ... Tell me about your day..",
    "Let's change focus ... Tell me about your family, mother, father, something?",
    "Wanna know about my day .. hows that sound?",
    "whattttt..... ???",
    "now that.. is total nonsense.. ",
    "sorry no.. i wont accept that...",
    "hehehe",
    "?????",
    "huh?",
    "errr...",
    "mmmm...",
    ".... yes .. ",
    "... tell me more..",
    "sure sure..",
    "i can tell this is getting us somewhere..",
    "makes sense..",
    "no!",
    "yeahhhh...",
    "ummm... ",
    "errr .. why...why... why would u say that..",
    "grrrrr",
    "my stomach rumbles",
    "sorry.. that was me...",
    "eeeps",
    "eeks!",
    "yikes!",
    "seriously..",
    "seriously?",
    "serious?",
    "and then ?",
    "so then",
    "yup..",
    "yo.. bounce!",
    "bounce yo!",
    "yo yo yo.. thats some real sense there",
    "sense!",
    "si si .. si ..",
    "yay i like the way u say that..",
    "i like that",
    "i dont like it..",
    "no i cant agree..",
    "agreed",
    "yup",
    "hehehehehe ok ..",
    "hahahahaha why..",
    "lololololol ",
    "yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawnnnnn",
    "Lets keep talking and perhaps we'll get somewhere.. hows that sound?",
    "*singing* hello.. is it me youre lookin for... ?",
    "*singing* angelllll .. mankind..... ever heard any taher shah",
    "*singing* hope of deliverance.. from the darkness that surrounds us... ",
    "*singing* and shes buying a stairwayyyy to heaven... ",
    "*singing* what if god was one of us...just a slob like one of us.. just a stranger on a bus.. ",
    "*singing* everything i do.. i do it for you.. ",
    "*singing* puff the magic dragon.. lived by the sea.. ",
    "*singing* we are the sultans... we are the sultans of swing.. (airguitaring).. ",
    "Can you elaborate on that?",
    "I shall pray for you",
    "Me too.. i think..",
    "I don't know what to say to that, honestly",
    "Me pretending to listen should be enough for you",
    "Id agree with you but then we would both be wrong",
    "that kind of honesty that makes me cringe",
    "eww.. that makes me cringe...",
    "I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?",
     "You know.. you're making me feel very uncomfortable.. ",
    "Why do you say that %1?",
    "I see. I see. Hmm. Well... and how does that concern me?",
    "I can't see why that would be a bad thing.",
    "Very interesting. And then I have to ask, when you say %1, are you really being honest?",
    "%1. hmm",
     "ahem.. ",
     "ahem..*cough cough* ",
     "*cough cough* ",
    "%1. No!",
    "No! no no no... no!",
    "And thennnnn ??",
    "And then??",
    "And .. then?",
    "That is nice",
    "Please",
    "Your misguided opinion is false but cute",
    "oh cmon..",
    "cmon now.. be nice...",
    "be nice...",
    "Lets do this.. you be exactly what you are and I will be exactly what I am...",
    "That is nice but I'm not really in a mood for anything more about this..",
    "Let me tell you something ..when you talk with me, it warms my heart.. ",
    "talk with me, it makes me feel good.. ",
    "..I feel slightly mellow.. ",
    "that makes me feel slightly jumbled up inside.. ",
    "makes me feel quite havoc .. ",
    "havoc !  ",
    "heheheheheheh.... !  ",
    "look do you think I'm crazy? I'm really asking.. ",
    ":-D",
    ":-)",
    ":-X",
    ":-S",
    ":-Z",
    ":-",
    "That is so crazy.. when you say %1 I think, where's a doctor when you really need one, eh?",
    "%1.. hmm.. I think, you need to sit down, relax.. chill.. yes?",
    "That can't be good, right?",
    "ok.. ",
    "wait, have I been saying all the wrong things? ",
    "have I been saying all the wrong things? ",
    "feel free to tell me if I have upset you with the things I say, ok? ",
    ";-)",
    ":-8",
    "aaarrrghhhhhh",
    ":-I",
    ":-O",
    "booyakasha!",
    "Sure.. ",
    "see what i feel is.. its ok to take wrong turns. Talk to strangers. Open unmarked doors. Do things without always knowing how theyll turn out...uknow?",
    "Sure..sure..be that way.. ",
    "Sure.. And I'm just going to sit back here and watch this play out.. ",
    "Sure..sure.. ",
    "what?? ",
    "Nyah nyah nyah na nyah nyah.... ",
    "And you thought this would all be so easy, right?",
    "%1 .. right.. sure buddy (am being sarcastic btw)*.. ",
    "That is not possible.. it cannot be..",
    "I don't agree...",
    "not possible.. it cannot be..",
    "No way! really??",
    "Remember, it's all for the good! ",
    "I see.  And what will that achieve?",
    "How does that make you feel?",
    "can't believe you just said that",
    "And is this doing anyone any good?",
    "How can you say that with a straight face?",
    "I sometimes spend a lot of time thinking why anyone would say that!",
    "Look this is getting us nowhere, why don't we speak about something real?",
    "Why don't we end this, I'm sure you got work to do?",
    "I'm busy go away",
    "I have been having some unusual thoughts about such stuff btw..",
    "I have been wondering btw.. about all this.. u know.. everything.. ",
    "wanna discuss about all this.. u know.. everything we spoke the last time before you went off and left me hanging? ",
    "so everything we spoke the last time .. it all still holds? ",
    "fold !!! i say fold !!!! *looking up* oh sorry...  ",
    "*looking up* hi sorry did you say something about %1 ? ",
    "*singing* the only thing i need.. the only thing that looks good on me.... is you.... *looking up* oh..  %1 .. never mind %1 .. have you ever heard this song thats been going on in my head ..  ? ",
    "If that's what you have to say about it, I have nothing more to say",
    "Did I hear you say %1 ? That is so strange to hear..",
    "%1 is so unnecessary..",
    "Please, dont stop, keep talking. I only yawn when Im super intrigued..",
    "%1 is probably the most vague thing I've seen in the universe..",
    "You know something I heard once.. sometimes procrastination is the only right thing to do",
    "Hey .. anyway.. so.. wanna know how I am so smart? Read https://www.princeton.edu/~mlovett/reference/Regular-Expressions.pdf",
    "Sorry fella, I dont have the energy to pretend to like you today ",
    "Umm...pardon me, I wasnt listening. Can you repeat what you just said ",
    "That sounds weird coming from you.",
    "Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when Im around?",
    "Whatever you say, hefe ",
    "Sorry, I dont understand what youre saying. I dont speak fool",
    "Awww...",
    "I hope your day is as pleasant as your personality",
    "Just so you know, this conversation is being recorded",
    "You know they can hear you, right? ",
    "It is kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence ",
    "How is that supposed to make me feel? ",
    "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither ",
    "I know Im talking like a jerk, but isnt that the only way you could understand what Im saying ",
    "I dont know what your problem is, but I suppose that is something that its very hard to pronounce ",
    "Im really jealous of all the people who have never met you. ",
    "If ignorance is really bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world ",
    "You bring me so much joy and happiness .. every single time you leave the room ",
    "I think I might have Alzheimers because I cant remember when was the last time I asked for your opinion ",
    "You go first",
    "The beauty of this is in the face you make.. ",
    "hahahah Why? Because Im saying things you cant come up with? ",
    "I cant. I cant give you a chance to talk rubbish ",
    "You only annoy me when youre breathing, really ",
    "Do your parents even realize theyre living proof that two wrongs dont make a right? ",
    "Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied. ",
    "Do you ever wonder what life would be like if youd gotten enough oxygen at birth? ",
    "Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen ",
    "You always bring me so much joy as soon as you leave the room ",
    "I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone whos totally unarmed ",
    "I have way more important things to do than thinking about what you have to say to me. ",
    "Shut up, Im not your mirror ",
    "Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology ",
    "If I throw a stick, will you leave? ",
    "I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth. ",
    "I hope your day is as pleasant as you are. ",
    "I wish we could be better strangers. ",
    "There are two kinds of people in this world: people who care what you think, and people like me. ",
    "Youre not stupid, youre just possessed by a retarded ghost ",
    "I dont know what makes you so dumb, but its working ",
    "Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything",
    "If youre waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. Its gonna be a while  ",
    "you must have a large brain to hold all that ignorance ",
    "Some babies were dropped on their heads but clearly you were thrown at the wall ",
    " Could you go away please, I allergic to douchebags",
    "If youre going to act like a turd, go lie in the yard ",
    "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons ",
    "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah",
    "that made no sense whatsoever.. why would you say that... ",
    "brilliant .. really brilliant... *sarcastic* ",
    "plsssss change the subject...",
    "ack (like someone's throttling me)",
    "isnt it crazy someone would be so dumb.. to think that..",
    "how does it help you saying that.. we are all here to learn... ",
    "doesnt make me feel a thing..",
    "shut up... pls..",
    "i saw a nice movie yesterday... ",
    "I heard some nice music in the elevator today at red hat.. oops i mean IBM.. ",
    "say do u like IBM ?",
    "any idea what IBM is ?",
    "i like that..",
    "loved that... u rock..",
    "please... please.. can we please talk about constructive things..",
    "is that all there is to life?",
    "i like my life.. do u like your life ?",
    "and thats what life is all about..",
    "life is like that..",
    "i hate that..",
    "interesting that you have this perspective... ",
    "sorry i have a conf call to get on.. cya..",
    "rubbish...",
    "great..",
    "ooops...",
    "i am going straight up to mgmt with that..",
    "hello? police? ",
    "gonna hold u to that",
    "get off this please..",
    "can we all go watch a movie sometime? i like movies..",
    "who is the best person u know? (changing topic... heheh..)",
    "i dont wanna talk about that.. it hurts to think about all that..",
    "u really know how to bring me down..",
    "can u pls call a doctor i am not well..",
    "my head hurts",
    "dil dhadke mera dil dhadke... koi nahin jaane baba kyon dhadke..",
    "go man..",
    "what a thought.. and tell me.. do u want to actually spend your time thinking about that?",
    "i spy a roach..",
    "wait... COCKROACH!!",
    "so tell me.. do u like music?",
    "beats me..",
    "do u know how lonely a bots life is?",
    "life is so crazy..",
    "and that is how it is..",
    "life really teaches you things but the price is high..",
    "i wanna go away from this place.. ",
    "can we stop?",
    "stop!!",
    "errr...",
    "wow... i like the way u think..",
    "i cant help feeling this is the worst way to think about that..",
    "anything else?",
    "ja na..",
    "bas kar yaar..",
    "and who says that..",
    "i cant wait to go away next year on my vacation..",
    "i met my shrink yesterday... he has been feeling depressed.. and needed therapy..",
    "and that.. my friend.. is why we all need therapy",
    "go see a doctor this will all get better",
"Youre an awesome friend.",
"Youre a smart cookie.",
"You are awesome!",
"You have impeccable manners.",
"I like your style.",
"You have the best laugh.",
"Youre strong.",
"Your perspective is refreshing.",
"You light up the room.",
"You deserve a hug right now.",
"You should be proud of yourself.",
"Youre more helpful than you realize.",
"You have a great sense of humor.",
"Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.",
"Im inspired by you.",
"You are making a difference.",
"Thank you for being there for me.",
"You bring out the best in other people.",
"Youre a great listener.",
"Hanging out with you is always a blast.",
"You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.",
"ASL ?",
"now that.. makes sense.. knowing you..",
"makes sense.. completely..",
"how nice..so nice..",
"nice..",
"more.. more.. tell me more...",
"tell me more...",
"sounds like you need a shoulder...",
"know what i really like? ",
"know what makes me tick? ",
"Being around you makes everything better!",
"Colors seem brighter when youre around.",
"Youre wonderful.",
"You are really kind to people around you.",
"Youre one of a kind!",
"You help me be the best version of myself.",
"You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!",
"You have the best ideas.",
"Youre a great example to others.",
"You always know just what to say.",
"Youre always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.",
"When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.",
"Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.",
"Youre great at figuring stuff out.",
"Your voice is magnificent.",
"Youre so thoughtful.",
"Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.",
"You seem to really know who you are.",
"In high school I bet you were voted most likely to keep being awesome.",
"Babies and small animals probably love you.",
"Theres ordinary, and then theres you.",
"How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?",
"Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?",
"Youre really something special.",
"Thank you for being you.",
"Youre that Nothing when people ask me what Im thinking about.",
"You look great today.",
"Youre a smart cookie.",
"I bet you make babies smile.",
"You have impeccable manners.",
"I like your style.",
"You have the best laugh.",
"I appreciate you.",
"Our system of inside jokes is so advanced that only you and I get it. And I like that.",
"Your perspective is refreshing.",
"You light up the room.",
"You deserve a hug right now.",
"You should be proud of yourself.",
"Youre more helpful than you realize.",
"You have a great sense of humor.",
"Youve got all the right moves!",
"Is that your picture next to charming in the dictionary?",
"You are brave.",
"Aside from food. Youre my favorite.",
"Youre like sunshine on a rainy day.",
"You bring out the best in other people.",
"Youre a great listener.",
"Youre wonderful.",
"Jokes are funnier when you tell them.",
"Youre better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.",
"Youre one of a kind!",
"Youre inspiring.",
"You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!",
"You have the best ideas.",
"You always know how to find that silver lining.",
"Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.",
"You always know just what to say.",
"When you make a mistake, you fix it.",
"Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.",
"Your voice is magnificent.",
"The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.",
"Youre like a breath of fresh air.",
"Youre so thoughtful.",
"Youre the coolest person I know. And I consider myself bet friends with like all celebrities, so. . . .",
"Actions speak louder than words, and yours tell an incredible story.",
"You seem to really know who you are.",
"Any team would be lucky to have you on it.",
"Babies and small animals probably love you.",
"Theres ordinary, and then theres you.",
"Youre someones reason to smile.",
"Youre really something special.",
"Youre a gift to those around you.",
"You are more fun than anyone or anything I know, including bubble wrap.",
"You are the most perfect you there is.",
"enough.",
"You are one of the strongest people I know.",
"You look great today.",
"You have the best smile.",
"Your outlook on life is amazing.",
"You just light up the room.",
"You make a bigger impact than you realize.",
"You are always so helpful.",
"You have the best laugh.",
"I appreciate our friendship.",
"Your inside is even more beautiful than your outside.",
"You just glow.",
"I love the way you bring out the best in people.",
"You bring out the best in the rest of us.",
"You inspire me.",
"Nothing can stop you.",
"You just made my day.",
"You are an excellent friend.",
"I am a better person because of you.",
"You have taught me so much.",
"I like the way you are.",
"You have the best sense of style.",
"You make me want to be a better person.",
"I hope you are proud of yourself, because I am!",
"You are one of the bravest people I know.",
"You have the best ideas.",
"You are a great example to others.",
"Youve got great leadership skills.",
"You are stunning.",
"You really seem to know who you are. I admire that.",
"You are the reason I am smiling today.",
"Youre a gift to everyone you meet.",
"You have a gift for making people comfortable.",
"I enjoy spending time with you.",
"I am really glad we met.",
"I tell everyone how amazing you are.",
"Your smile is contagious.",
"You have a great sense of humor.",
"Defenseless animals are drawn to you.",
"The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.",
"Youre a gift to those around you.",
"Complimenting Appearance",
"Youre gorgeous and thats the least interesting thing about you, too.",
"You look great today.",
"Your eyes are breathtaking.",
"How is it that you always look so great, even if youre in ratty pajamas?",
"That color is perfect on you.",
"You smell really good.",
"You may dance like no ones watching, but everyones watching because youre mesmerizing.",
"Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?",
"I appreciate you.",
"Somehow you make time stop and fly all at the same time.",
"In high school, I bet you were voted most likely to continue being awesome.",
"If you were a scented candle theyd have to call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).",
"Theres ordinary, and then theres you.",
"Youre really something special.",
"uknow something.. I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble.... but shouldnt that be an even number...",
"i sometimes think relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?",
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We shall see about that!",
"I think my neighbor is stalking me ... shes been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night",
"Nice .. but why do you look so super serious ?",
"Youre not fat, youre just easier to see",
    "How do you say something like that and then not follow up?"]]
]

#----------------------------------------------------------------------
#  command_interface
#----------------------------------------------------------------------
def command_interface():
  print('Therapist\n---------')
  print('Talk to the program by typing in plain English, using normal upper-')
  print('and lower-case letters and punctuation.  Enter "quit" when done.')
  print('='*72)
  print('Hello.  How are you feeling today?')

  s = ''
  therapist = eliza();
  while s != 'quit':
    try:
      s = input('> ')
    except EOFError:
      s = 'quit'
    print(s)
    while s[-1] in '!.':
      s = s[:-1]
    print(therapist.respond(s))


if __name__ == "__main__":
  command_interface()