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botrick.py
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# -*- coding: utf8 -*-
from telegram.ext import (Updater, CommandHandler, MessageHandler, Filters, RegexHandler, ConversationHandler, InlineQueryHandler, CallbackContext)
from telegram import InlineQueryResultArticle, InputTextMessageContent
from random import randint
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
import logging, re, sys, simplejson, requests, json, wolframalpha
import urllib.request, urllib.parse
#from PIL import Image
#from io import BytesIO
import keys
starts = {
1:"que foi desgraça",
2:"me deixa em paz",
3:"vai pra puta que te pariu",
4:"caralho que chatice",
5:"ai que ódio",
6:"que desgosto de viver",
7:"me leva deus",
8:"aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHHGHHGHHHHHG",
9:"tô triste",
10:"minha existência é completamente vazia",
11:"o que eu mais quero ver é a extinção da raça humana",
12:"hitler não fez nada de errado",
13:"quié",
14:"q q tu quer porra",
15:"dedo no cu e gritaria"
}
replies = {
1:"cala a boca",
2:"aff",
3:"...",
4:"me mata deus",
5:"quero morrer",
6:"quié",
7:"q q tu quer porra",
8:"que foi desgraça",
9:"me deixa em paz",
10:"vai pra puta que te pariu",
11:"caralho que chatice",
12:"ai que ódio",
13:"que foi desgraça",
14:"me deixa em paz",
15:"vai pra puta que te pariu",
16:"caralho que chatice",
17:"ai que ódio",
18:"que desgosto de viver",
19:"me leva deus",
20:"aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHHGHHGHHHHHG",
21:"tô triste",
22:"minha existência é completamente vazia",
23:"o que eu mais quero ver é a extinção da raça humana",
24:"hitler não fez nada de errado",
25:"quié",
26:"q q tu quer porra",
27:"dedo no cu e gritaria",
28:"oieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee",
29:"uiuiui"
}
moreCounter = 0
lastQuery = ""
wolframclient = wolframalpha.Client(keys.wolfram)
updater = Updater(token=keys.telegram, use_context=True)
dispatcher = updater.dispatcher
logging.basicConfig(format='%(asctime)s - %(name)s - %(levelname)s - %(message)s', level=logging.INFO)
logger = logging.getLogger(__name__)
def get_soup(url,header):
return BeautifulSoup(urllib.request.urlopen(urllib.request.Request(url,headers=header)),'html.parser')
def randomstart():
return starts[randint(1,len(starts))]
def randomreply():
return replies[randint(1,len(replies))]
def videosearch(search,i):
#query_string = urllib.parse.urlencode({"search_query" : search})
html_content = urllib.request.urlopen("http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=" + search)
#search_results = re.findall(r'href=\"\/watch\?v=(.{11})', html_content.read().decode())
search_results = re.findall(r'"videoId":".{11}"', html_content.read().decode())
output = []
for x in search_results:
if x[11:22] not in output:
output.append(x[11:22])
return("http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=" + output[i])
def imagesearch(search,i):
search= search.split()
search='+'.join(search)
url="https://duckduckgo.com/?q="+search+"&t=h_&iax=images&ia=images"
header={'User-Agent':"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/70.0.3538.102 Safari/537.36 Edge/18.19582"}
soup = get_soup(url,header)
all = soup.find_all("img",{"class":"tile--img__img"})
for a in all:
link = json.loads(a.text)["src"]
if(i==0):
return(link)
else:
i = i-1
# google fucked image searches
#def imagesearch(search,i):
# search= search.split()
# search='+'.join(search)
# url="https://www.google.co.in/search?q="+search+"&source=lnms&tbm=isch"
# header={'User-Agent':"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/70.0.3538.102 Safari/537.36 Edge/18.19582"}
# soup = get_soup(url,header)
# all = soup.find_all("a",{"class":"wXeWr"})
# #all = soup.find_all("div",{"class":"bRMDJf"})
# for a in all:
# link = json.loads(a.text)["ou"]
# if(i==0):
# return(link)
# else:
# i = i-1
#def imagesearch(search,i):
# search= search.split()
# search='+'.join(search)
# headers={'User-Agent':"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/70.0.3538.102 Safari/537.36 Edge/18.19582"}
# params = {
# "q": search,
# "sourceid": "chrome",
# }
# html = requests.get("https://www.google.com/search", params=params, headers=headers)
# soup = BeautifulSoup(html.text, 'lxml')
# for result in soup.select('div[jsname=dTDiAc]'):
# link = f"https://www.google.com{result.a['href']}"
#
# script_img_tags = soup.find_all('script')
# # https://regex101.com/r/L3IZXe/4
# img_matches = re.findall(r"s='data:image/jpeg;base64,(.*?)';", str(script_img_tags))
#
# for image in enumerate(img_matches):
# try:
# # https://stackoverflow.com/a/6966225/15164646
# if(i==0):
# return Image.open(BytesIO(base64.b64decode(str(image))))
# else:
# i = i-1
# except:
# pass
def googlesearch(search,i):
search= search.split()
search='+'.join(search)
url="https://www.google.co.in/search?q="+search+"&source=lnms"
header={'User-Agent':"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/70.0.3538.102 Safari/537.36 Edge/18.19582"}
soup = get_soup(url,header)
#iUh30 is where the link is easier to get. It's the little green-coloured link in every result box.
for a in soup.find_all("cite",{"class":"iUh30"}):
if(i==0):
return(a.text)
else:
i = i-1
def random_album_search():
url = "https://www.besteveralbums.com/random_album.php"
header={'User-Agent':"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/43.0.2357.134 Safari/537.36"}
soup = get_soup(url,header)
return soup.text[:(soup.text.find("Best Ever Albums") - 2)].replace(' (album)','')
def wolframexpression(expression):
try:
wol = wolframclient.query(expression)
return wol
except:
print("pau no cu do wolfram, deu erro")
def gifsearch(search,i):
search= search.split()
search='+'.join(search)
data = json.loads(urllib.request.urlopen("http://api.giphy.com/v1/gifs/search?q="+search+"&api_key="+keys.giphy+"&limit=10").read())
search_results = re.findall(r"\"url\":\s\"https://(.{14})\"", json.dumps(data))
return search_results[i]
def start(update, context):
bot_send_message(update,context,randomstart())
updater.start_polling()
def helpcommands(update, context):
bot_send_message(update,context,"/image - pesquisar imagem")
bot_send_message(update,context,"/video - pesquisar vídeo")
bot_send_message(update,context,"/search - pesquisar no google")
bot_send_message(update,context,"/gif - pesquisar gif")
bot_send_message(update,context,"/more - ver próximo resultado depois de uma pesquisa de image, video, search ou gif")
bot_send_message(update,context,"/wolfram - pesquisar qualquer coisa no wolfram")
bot_send_message(update,context,"/random_album - álbum aleatório")
def video(update, context):
global moreCounter
moreCounter = 0
global lastQuery
lastQuery = update.message.text
message = videosearch(lastQuery.replace('/video ',''),moreCounter)
if(message != None):
bot_send_message(update,context,message)
def image(update, context):
global moreCounter
moreCounter = 0
global lastQuery
lastQuery = update.message.text
message = imagesearch(lastQuery.replace('/image ',''),moreCounter)
if(message != None):
try:
bot_send_message(update,context,message)
context.bot.send_photo(chat_id=update.effective_chat.id, photo=message)
except:
bot_send_message(update,context,"não consegui acesso à imagem!")
else:
bot_send_message(update,context,"deu alguma merda na hora de pegar a imagem")
def google(update, context):
global moreCounter
moreCounter = 0
global lastQuery
lastQuery = update.message.text
message = googlesearch(lastQuery.replace('/search ',''),moreCounter)
if(message != None):
bot_send_message(update,context,message)
else:
bot_send_message(update,context,"deu alguma merda na hora de pegar o resultado")
def gif(update, context):
global moreCounter
moreCounter = 0
global lastQuery
lastQuery = update.message.text
message = gifsearch(lastQuery.replace('/gif ',''),moreCounter)
if(message != None):
bot_send_message(update,context,message)
def random_album(update, context):
bot_send_message(update,context,random_album_search())
def wolfram(update, context):
response = wolframexpression(update.message.text.replace('/wolfram ',''))
if(response == None): return
try:
info = next(response.info).text
except:
info = ""
try:
results = next(response.results).text
except:
results = ""
try:
details = response.details
except:
details = ""
if(info!="" and results!=""):
if(info == results):
bot_send_message(update,context,results)
else:
bot_send_message(update,context,info)
bot_send_message(update,context,results)
else:
if(details != ""):
for key,value in details.items():
if(value!=None):
bot_send_message(update,context,key+": "+value)
def more(update,context):
if lastQuery == "":
return
global moreCounter
query = lastQuery.split(' ',1)
if (query[0] == "/video"):
moreCounter += 1
video = videosearch(query[1],moreCounter)
if(video != None):
bot_send_message(update,context,video)
elif (query[0] == "/image"):
moreCounter += 1
image = imagesearch(query[1],moreCounter)
if(image != None):
bot_send_message(update,context,image)
elif (query[0] == "/search"):
moreCounter += 1
goog = googlesearch(query[1],moreCounter)
if(goog != None):
bot_send_message(update,context,goog)
elif (query[0] == "/gif"):
moreCounter += 1
gif = gifsearch(query[1],moreCounter)
if(gif != None):
bot_send_message(update,context,gif)
def echo(update, context):
bot_send_message(update,context,randomreply())
def unknown(update, context):
bot_send_message(update,context,"que porra de comando é esse? vai se foder")
def bot_send_message(update,context,message):
context.bot.send_message(chat_id=update.effective_chat.id, text= message)
dispatcher.add_handler(CommandHandler('start',start))
dispatcher.add_handler(CommandHandler('help', helpcommands))
dispatcher.add_handler(CommandHandler('video', video))
dispatcher.add_handler(CommandHandler('image', image))
dispatcher.add_handler(CommandHandler('search', google))
dispatcher.add_handler(CommandHandler('gif', gif))
dispatcher.add_handler(CommandHandler('wolfram', wolfram))
dispatcher.add_handler(CommandHandler('more', more))
dispatcher.add_handler(CommandHandler('random_album', random_album))
dispatcher.add_handler(MessageHandler(Filters.text, echo))
dispatcher.add_handler(MessageHandler(Filters.command, unknown))
updater.start_polling()
updater.idle()