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LICENCE

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+Copyright (c) 2018 Quentin Schuler
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
+of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
+in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
+to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
+copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished
+to do so, subject to the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
+copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
+IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
+FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
+AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
+LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
+OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN
+THE SOFTWARE.

README.md

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+BSOD Bundle
+===========
+
+You always wanted to do some .NET shit but only knows PHP? Do yourself a favor and install that Symfony bundle. Now, you
+are a real developer.
+
+Pro Tip
+-------
+
+For a better effect, switch your browser to full-screen.

composer.json

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+{
+    "name": "sukei/bsod-bundle",
+    "description": "Give to your development environment a Windows look & feel.",
+    "keywords": ["symfony", "exception", "bsod", "windows"],
+    "type": "symfony-bundle",
+    "license": "MIT",
+    "authors": [
+        {
+            "name": "Quentin Schuler",
+            "email": "qschuler@neosyne.com"
+        }
+    ],
+    "require": {
+        "symfony/templating": "^4.0",
+        "symfony/twig-bundle": "^4.0"
+    },
+    "autoload": {
+        "psr-4": {
+            "Sukei\\Bundle\\BsodBundle\\": "src/"
+        }
+    }
+}

src/DependencyInjection/SukeiBsodExtension.php

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+<?php
+
+/*
+ * This file is part of the BSOD Bundle.
+ *
+ * (c) Quentin Schuler <qschuler@neosyne.com>
+ *
+ * For the full copyright and license information, please view the LICENSE
+ * file that was distributed with this source code.
+ */
+
+namespace Sukei\Bundle\BsodBundle\DependencyInjection;
+
+use Symfony\Component\Config\FileLocator;
+use Symfony\Component\DependencyInjection\ContainerBuilder;
+use Symfony\Component\DependencyInjection\Extension\Extension;
+use Symfony\Component\DependencyInjection\Loader;
+
+/**
+ * @author Quentin Schuler <qschuler@neosyne.com>
+ */
+class SukeiBsodExtension extends Extension
+{
+    /**
+     * {@inheritdoc}
+     */
+    public function load(array $configs, ContainerBuilder $container)
+    {
+        $loader = new Loader\YamlFileLoader($container, new FileLocator(__DIR__ . '/../Resources/config'));
+        $loader->load('services.yaml');
+    }
+}

src/EventListener/ExceptionListener.php

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+<?php
+
+/*
+ * This file is part of the BSOD Bundle.
+ *
+ * (c) Quentin Schuler <qschuler@neosyne.com>
+ *
+ * For the full copyright and license information, please view the LICENSE
+ * file that was distributed with this source code.
+ */
+
+namespace Sukei\Bundle\BsodBundle\EventListener;
+
+use Symfony\Component\HttpFoundation\Response;
+use Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\Event\GetResponseForExceptionEvent;
+use Symfony\Component\Templating\EngineInterface;
+
+/**
+ * @author Quentin Schuler <qschuler@neosyne.com>
+ */
+class ExceptionListener
+{
+    /**
+     * @var EngineInterface
+     */
+    private $engine;
+
+    /**
+     * @param EngineInterface $engine
+     */
+    public function __construct(EngineInterface $engine)
+    {
+        $this->engine = $engine;
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * @param GetResponseForExceptionEvent $event
+     */
+    public function onKernelException(GetResponseForExceptionEvent $event)
+    {
+        $event->setResponse(new Response($this->engine->render('@SukeiBsodBundle/Resources/views/bsod.html.twig', [
+            'exception' => $event->getException(),
+        ])));
+    }
+}

src/Resources/config/services.yaml

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+services:
+    _defaults:
+        autowire: true
+
+    Sukei\Bundle\BsodBundle\EventListener\ExceptionListener:
+        tags:
+            - { name: kernel.event_listener, event: kernel.exception, method: onKernelException }
+

src/Resources/views/bsod.html.twig

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+<!doctype html>
+<html lang="en">
+<head>
+    <meta charset="UTF-8">
+    <title>Boom!</title>
+    <style>
+        html,
+        body {
+            margin: 0;
+            padding: 0;
+            width: 100%;
+            height: 100%;
+            background-color: #0000aa;
+            color: #cccccc;
+        }
+
+        .exception {
+            display: flex;
+            justify-content: center;
+            align-items: center;
+            font-family: "Lucida Console", monospace;
+        }
+
+        .exception__block {
+            width: 80ch;
+        }
+
+        .exception__title {
+            display: inline;
+            text-align: center;
+            background-color: #cccccc;
+            color: #0000aa;
+        }
+
+        .exception__center,
+        .exception__title,
+        .exception__message,
+        .exception__trace,
+        .exception__trace-item {
+            font-size: 1rem;
+        }
+
+        .exception__center,
+        .exception__title,
+        .exception__message,
+        .exception__trace {
+            margin-top: 2rem;
+            margin-bottom: 2rem;
+        }
+
+        .exception__trace {
+            padding-left: 0;
+        }
+
+        .exception__trace-item {
+            list-style: none;
+        }
+
+        .exception__trace-item::before {
+            content: "* ";
+        }
+
+        .exception__center {
+            text-align: center;
+        }
+
+        .blink {
+            animation: blink 1s step-end infinite;
+        }
+
+        a {
+            text-decoration: none;
+            color: inherit;
+        }
+
+        @-webkit-keyframes blink {
+            67% { opacity: 0 }
+        }
+
+        @-moz-keyframes blink {
+            67% { opacity: 0 }
+        }
+
+        @-o-keyframes blink {
+            67% { opacity: 0 }
+        }
+
+        @keyframes blink {
+            67% { opacity: 0 }
+        }
+    </style>
+</head>
+<body class="exception">
+    <div class="exception__block">
+        <h1 class="exception__center">
+            <span class="exception__title">Symfony</span>
+        </h1>
+        <div class="exception__message">{{ exception.message|nl2br }}</div>
+        <ul class="exception__trace">
+        {% for trace in exception.trace %}
+            {% if trace.file|default(false) %}
+                {% set line_number = trace.line|default(1) %}
+                {% set file_link = trace.file|file_link(line_number) %}
+                {% set file_path = trace.file|format_file(line_number)|striptags|replace({ (' at line ' ~ line_number): '' }) %}
+                {% set file_path_parts = file_path|split(constant('DIRECTORY_SEPARATOR')) %}
+
+                <li class="exception__trace-item">
+                    in
+                    <a href="{{ file_link }}">{{ file_path_parts[:-1]|join(constant('DIRECTORY_SEPARATOR')) }}{{ constant('DIRECTORY_SEPARATOR') }}{{ file_path_parts|last }}</a>
+                    (line {{ line_number }})
+                </li>
+           {% endif %}
+        {% endfor %}
+        </ul>
+        <div class="exception__message">Contact your god or technical support group for further assistance.</div>
+        <div class="exception__center">
+            <span class="exception__message">Press any key to give up <span class="blink">_</span></span>
+        </div>
+    </div>
+</body>
+</html>

src/SukeiBsodBundle.php

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+<?php
+
+/*
+ * This file is part of the BSOD Bundle.
+ *
+ * (c) Quentin Schuler <qschuler@neosyne.com>
+ *
+ * For the full copyright and license information, please view the LICENSE
+ * file that was distributed with this source code.
+ */
+
+namespace Sukei\Bundle\BsodBundle;
+
+use Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\Bundle\Bundle;
+
+/**
+ * @author Quentin Schuler <qschuler@neosyne.com>
+ */
+class SukeiBsodBundle extends Bundle
+{
+}
+