HOW TO PLAY

UNIVERSAL MECHANICS

There are three buttons for attacks which can be configured in the button config menu. These will be referred to as p k and s. They have different forms if you are standing, crouching, or in the air
Certain attacks can be cancelled into eachother on landed hits. Experiment to find out, eventually I'll write it down.
Hold the direction opposite the opponent to block.
Hold down to crouch
Hold down+back to crouch block. Some aerial attacks must be blocked while standing, some low attacks must be blocked while crouching
Press up to jump, press again to double jump. Adding a direction will cause you to jump in that direction
Double tap a direction to dash, in the air to airdash
Press down then immediately up to super jump
Press ks plus forward or back to quickly throw the opponent, which cannot be blocked. Can be done in the air against aerial attacks

A well rounded "shoto" with ranged attacks, close attacks, and strong defensive tools

6k : a grab invulnerable, forward moving kick
6p : a head invulnerable, uppercut punch
dash + s : a fast overhead launching attacks
j.6s : the same as above, executed from the air
236p : HADOUKEN
623s : A briefly invulnerable anti-air reversal
63214k : A fast charge into a slice. Hold 4 to move past the opponent and hit them from behind
63214[s] : Holding s allows you to charge up a powerful version of the above, which can be cancelled into any normal attack or jump on landing a hit
236236s (with at least half SIMP) : An invulnerable, super powerful double slash

A longer ranged fighter, with huge swings, two fireballs, and traps

3k : An upper body invulnerable anti air kick
6k : A slow overhead kick
6s : A slower and not invulnerable but further reaching and more rewarding anti air
j.2s : A diving slash
236p : A fireball travelling across the ground
236k : A fireball that travels in an arc in the air
236s : Feints a fireball
63214s : A long range huge fire attack
j.214s : Creates a wormhole that sucks in the opponent if nearby
623p (with at least half SIMP) : A big invulnerable rising "dragon punch"
632146s (with at least half SIMP) : Powers up active wormholes, pulling in the opponent wherever they are

Relies heavily on summoning snails, which unlock powerful offensive damage and mixups

Keep holding s to remain in stance. Press 4 and 6 to move around slowly
41236p : Throw your cellphone, causes you to exit stance
2p : Send a summoned snail to do a double attack
2k : Send a snail to do a jumping overhead attack
[pk] : Will ride any snails that pass by, creating a fast moving invulnerable attack
[8pk] : Similar to the above, but homes in on airborne opponents with an unblockable grab