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We wrote down some funny conversations during working on ClanBomber
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#1 (Denis tweakes the behaviour of falling Bombers)
Denis: this looks silly somehow
Andi: If you jump out of the window, do you care whether it looks good or bad?
#2 (Denis and Andi are sitting in front of their computers)
Andi: Imagine Magnus calls us via talk and asks whether we made a progress with ClanBomber,
we would say "No, we are spraying deodorant spray onto our balls". (we really were)
You guys are sick! -- mbn
#3 (We were bored)
Denis: What am I going to say now?
Andi: ... ... wrong!
Denis: right!
#4 (We had a digital camera for one day, and were standing on the streets searching for intresting pictures to take)
Denis: ...WHAT can we capture now...?
Andi: Hmmm, we can only capture the THINGS that are here,
or we can capture US
...
or we can capture US destroying these THINGS.
#5 (Andi does "while true; do play splash?a.wav; done" in clanbomber/wavs)
Andi: "this would be the sound if we were gay."
(NOTE: splash1a.wav is Andi's sound and spash2a.wav is Denis' sound)
#6 (Written by Andi and Denis in ClanBomber.h)
we like profanity in open source software, please read the
following words
carefully: fuck, pussy, dick, sperm, motherfucker
hope our source code will now be censored by all governments
that suck.