background.js

var isExtensionOn = false;
var iframe = null;
var channel = null;
var settings = {};
var messageTimeout = 0;
var lastSentMessage = "";
var lastSentTimestamp = 0;
var lastMessageCounter = 0;

function generateStreamID(){
	var text = "";
	var possible = "ABCDEFGHJKLMNPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijkmnpqrstuvwxyz23456789";
	for (var i = 0; i < 10; i++){
		text += possible.charAt(Math.floor(Math.random() * possible.length));
	}
	try{
		text = text.replaceAll('AD', 'vDAv');  // avoiding adblockers
		text = text.replaceAll('Ad', 'vdAv');
		text = text.replaceAll('ad', 'vdav');
		text = text.replaceAll('aD', 'vDav');
	} catch(e){console.log(e);}
	return text;
};


var properties = ["streamID", "isExtensionOn"];
channel = generateStreamID();

chrome.storage.sync.get(properties, function(item){
	if (item && item.streamID){
		channel = item.streamID;
	} else {
		chrome.storage.sync.set({
			streamID: channel
		});
		chrome.runtime.lastError;
	}
	if (item && item.settings){
		settings = item.settings;
	}
	if (item && item.isExtensionOn){
		isExtensionOn = item.isExtensionOn;
		chrome.browserAction.setIcon({path: "/icons/on.png"});
		if (iframe==null){
			loadIframe(channel);
		}
	}  else {
		chrome.storage.sync.set({
			isExtensionOn: isExtensionOn
		});
		chrome.runtime.lastError;
	}
	toggleMidi();
});

chrome.browserAction.setIcon({path: "/icons/off.png"});

function pushSettingChange(setting){
	chrome.tabs.query({}, function(tabs) {
		chrome.runtime.lastError;
		for (var i=0;i<tabs.length;i++){
			if (!tabs[i].url){continue;} 
			chrome.tabs.sendMessage(tabs[i].id, setting, function(response=false) {
				chrome.runtime.lastError;
			});
		}
	});
}
		
chrome.runtime.onMessage.addListener(
    function (request, sender, sendResponse) {
		try{
			if (request.cmd && request.cmd === "setOnOffState") { // toggle the IFRAME (stream to the remote dock) on or off
				isExtensionOn = request.data.value;
				if (isExtensionOn){
					if (iframe==null){
						loadIframe(channel);
					}
				} else {
					if (iframe.src){
						iframe.src = null;
					}
					iframe.remove();
					iframe = null;
				}
				chrome.storage.sync.set({
					isExtensionOn: isExtensionOn
				});
				chrome.runtime.lastError;
				toggleMidi();
				sendResponse({"state":isExtensionOn,"streamID":channel, "settings":settings});
			} else if (request.cmd && request.cmd === "getOnOffState") {
				sendResponse({"state":isExtensionOn,"streamID":channel, "settings":settings});
			} else if (request.cmd && request.cmd === "saveSetting") {
				settings[request.setting] = request.value;
				chrome.storage.sync.set(settings);
				chrome.runtime.lastError;
				sendResponse({"state":isExtensionOn});	
				
				if (request.setting == "midi"){
					toggleMidi();
				}
				if (request.setting == "textonlymode"){
					if (request.value){
						pushSettingChange("textOnlyMode");
					} else {
						pushSettingChange("richTextMode");
					}
				} 
			} else if ("message" in request) { // forwards messages from Youtube/Twitch/Facebook to the remote dock via the VDO.Ninja API
				request.message.tid = sender.tab.id; // including the source (tab id) of the social media site the data was pulled from 
				sendResponse({"state":isExtensionOn}); // respond to Youtube/Twitch/Facebook with the current state of the plugin; just as possible confirmation.
				
				if (isExtensionOn){
					if (!settings.discord){
						try {
							if (request.message.type == "discord"){
								return;
							}
						} catch(e){}
					}
					
					try{
						applyBotActions(request.message); // perform any immediate actions
					} catch(e){console.log(e);}
					
					if (("firstsourceonly" in settings) && settings.firstsourceonly){
						if (verifyOriginal(request.message)){
							sendDataP2P(request.message); // send the data to the dock
						}
					} else {
						sendDataP2P(request.message);
					}
					
				}
			} else if ("getSettings" in request) { // forwards messages from Youtube/Twitch/Facebook to the remote dock via the VDO.Ninja API
				sendResponse({"settings":settings}); // respond to Youtube/Twitch/Facebook with the current state of the plugin; just as possible confirmation.
			} else if (request.cmd && request.cmd === "tellajoke") {
				tellAJoke();
				sendResponse({"state":isExtensionOn});
			} else if (request.cmd && request.cmd === "sidUpdated") {
				if (request.value){
					channel = request.value;
				}
				if (iframe){
					if (iframe.src){
						iframe.src = null;
					}
					
					iframe.remove();
					iframe = null;
				}
				if (isExtensionOn){
					loadIframe(channel);
				}
				
				sendResponse({"state":isExtensionOn});		
			} else {
				sendResponse({"state":isExtensionOn});
			}
		} catch(e){}
    }
);

// The below "levenshtein" function is based on the follow work:
// https://github.com/gustf/js-levenshtein
// MIT License - Requires preservation of copyright and license notice
// Copyright (c) 2017 Gustaf Andersson
function levenshtein(a,b){
	if (a === b) {
	  return 0;
	}
	if (a.length > b.length) {
	  var tmp = a;
	  a = b;
	  b = tmp;
	}
	var la = a.length;
	var lb = b.length;
	while (la > 0 && (a.charCodeAt(la - 1) === b.charCodeAt(lb - 1))) {
	  la--;
	  lb--;
	}
	var offset = 0;
	while (offset < la && (a.charCodeAt(offset) === b.charCodeAt(offset))) {
	  offset++;
	}
	la -= offset;
	lb -= offset;
	if (la === 0 || lb < 3) {
	  return lb;
	}
	var x = 0;
	var y;
	var d0;
	var d1;
	var d2;
	var d3;
	var dd;
	var dy;
	var ay;
	var bx0;
	var bx1;
	var bx2;
	var bx3;
	var vector = [];
	for (y = 0; y < la; y++) {
	  vector.push(y + 1);
	  vector.push(a.charCodeAt(offset + y));
	}
	var len = vector.length - 1;
	for (; x < lb - 3;) {
	  bx0 = b.charCodeAt(offset + (d0 = x));
	  bx1 = b.charCodeAt(offset + (d1 = x + 1));
	  bx2 = b.charCodeAt(offset + (d2 = x + 2));
	  bx3 = b.charCodeAt(offset + (d3 = x + 3));
	  dd = (x += 4);
	  for (y = 0; y < len; y += 2) {
		dy = vector[y];
		ay = vector[y + 1];
		d0 = _min(dy, d0, d1, bx0, ay);
		d1 = _min(d0, d1, d2, bx1, ay);
		d2 = _min(d1, d2, d3, bx2, ay);
		dd = _min(d2, d3, dd, bx3, ay);
		vector[y] = dd;
		d3 = d2;
		d2 = d1;
		d1 = d0;
		d0 = dy;
	  }
	}
	for (; x < lb;) {
	  bx0 = b.charCodeAt(offset + (d0 = x));
	  dd = ++x;
	  for (y = 0; y < len; y += 2) {
		dy = vector[y];
		vector[y] = dd = _min(dy, d0, dd, bx0, vector[y + 1]);
		d0 = dy;
	  }
	}
	return dd;
}
function _min(d0, d1, d2, bx, ay){
	return d0 < d1 || d2 < d1
	? d0 > d2
		? d2 + 1
		: d0 + 1
	: bx === ay
		? d1
		: d1 + 1;
}
//// End of levenshtein code
////////////////////////////


function verifyOriginal(msg){
	try {
		console.log(Date.now(), lastSentTimestamp, Date.now() - lastSentTimestamp);
		if (Date.now() - lastSentTimestamp > 5000){ // 2 seconds has passed; assume good.
			return true;
		}
		console.log( cleanText + " | " +lastSentMessage);
		console.log(msg.chatmessage);
		var cleanText = msg.chatmessage.replace(/<\/?[^>]+(>|$)/g, ""); // clean up; remove HTML tags, etc.
		cleanText = cleanText.replace(/\s\s+/g, ' ');
		var score = levenshtein(cleanText, lastSentMessage);
		// levenshtein(a,b)
		console.log("score: "+score+  " - "+ cleanText + " | " +lastSentMessage);
		if (score<7){
			if (lastMessageCounter){return false;}
			lastMessageCounter=1;
		} else {
			return false;
		}
	} catch(e){console.error(e);}
	return true;
}

function sendDataP2P(data){ // function to send data to the DOCk via the VDO.Ninja API
	var msg = {};
	msg.overlayNinja = {};
	msg.overlayNinja = data;
	try {
		iframe.contentWindow.postMessage({"sendData":msg, "type": "pcs"}, '*'); // send only to 'viewers' of this stream
	} catch(e){}
}
	
function loadIframe(channel){  // this is pretty important if you want to avoid camera permission popup problems.  You can also call it automatically via: <body onload=>loadIframe();"> , but don't call it before the page loads.
	iframe = document.createElement("iframe");
	iframe.src = "https://vdo.we-keys.fr/?password=false&room="+channel+"&push="+channel+"&vd=0&ad=0&autostart&cleanoutput&view"; // don't listen to any inbound events
	document.body.appendChild(iframe);
}

var eventMethod = window.addEventListener ? "addEventListener" : "attachEvent"; // lets us listen to the VDO.Ninja IFRAME API; ie: lets us talk to the dock
var eventer = window[eventMethod];
var messageEvent = eventMethod === "attachEvent" ? "onmessage" : "message";
var debuggerEnabled = {};
var commandCounter = 0;

function onDetach(debuggeeId) {  // for faking user input
	debuggerEnabled[debuggeeId.tabId] = false;
}
try{
	chrome.debugger.onDetach.addListener(onDetach);
} catch(e){
	console.log("'chrome.debugger' not supported by this browser");
}
function onAttach(debuggeeId, callback, message) { // for faking user input
  if (chrome.runtime.lastError) {
    console.log(chrome.runtime.lastError.message);
    return;
  }
  debuggerEnabled[debuggeeId.tabId] = true;
  callback(debuggeeId.tabId, message);
}

eventer(messageEvent, function (e) {
  if ("dataReceived" in e.data){ // raw data 
	if ("overlayNinja" in e.data.dataReceived){
		if ("response" in e.data.dataReceived.overlayNinja){ // we receieved a response from the dock
			processResponse(e.data.dataReceived.overlayNinja);
		}
	}
  }
});

function processResponse(data){
	
	if (!chrome.debugger){return;}
	if (!isExtensionOn){return;} // extension not active, so don't let responder happen. Probably safer this way.
	
	chrome.tabs.query({}, function(tabs) {
		chrome.runtime.lastError;
		var published = {};
		for (var i=0;i<tabs.length;i++){
			try {
				if (("tid" in data) && (data.tid!==false)){ // if an action-response, we want to only respond to the tab that originated it
					if ( data.tid !== tabs[i].id){continue;} 
				}
				if (!tabs[i].url){continue;} 
				if (tabs[i].url in published){continue;} // skip. we already published to this tab.
				published[tabs[i].url] = true;
				messageTimeout = Date.now();
				
				if (tabs[i].url.startsWith("https://www.twitch.tv/popout/")){  // twitch, but there's also cases for youtube/facebook
					
					if (!debuggerEnabled[tabs[i].id]){
						debuggerEnabled[tabs[i].id]=false;
						chrome.debugger.attach( { tabId: tabs[i].id },  "1.3", onAttach.bind(null,  { tabId: tabs[i].id }, generalFakeChat, data.response, false));  // enable the debugger to let us fake a user 
					} else {
						generalFakeChat(tabs[i].id, data.response, false);
					}
				
				} else {  // all other destinations. ; generic
				
					if (!debuggerEnabled[tabs[i].id]){
						debuggerEnabled[tabs[i].id]=false;
						chrome.debugger.attach( { tabId: tabs[i].id },  "1.3", onAttach.bind(null,  { tabId: tabs[i].id }, generalFakeChat, data.response, true));  // enable the debugger to let us fake a user 
					} else {
						generalFakeChat(tabs[i].id, data.response, true);
					}
					
				} 
			} catch(e){
				chrome.runtime.lastError;
				console.log(e);
			}
		}
	});
}
	
function generalFakeChat(tabid, message, middle=true){ // fake a user input
	try{
		chrome.tabs.sendMessage(tabid, "focusChat", function(response=false) {
			chrome.runtime.lastError;
			if (!response){
				if (debuggerEnabled[tabid]){
					chrome.debugger.detach({ tabId: tabid }, onDetach.bind(null, { tabId: tabid }));
				}
				return;
			}; // make sure the response is valid, else don't inject text
			
			lastSentMessage = message.replace(/<\/?[^>]+(>|$)/g, ""); // keep a cleaned copy
			lastSentMessage = lastSentMessage.replace(/\s\s+/g, ' ');
			lastSentTimestamp = Date.now();
			lastMessageCounter = 0;
			chrome.debugger.sendCommand({ tabId:tabid }, "Input.insertText", { text: message }, function (e) {});
			
			chrome.debugger.sendCommand({ tabId:tabid }, "Input.dispatchKeyEvent", { 
				"type": "keyDown",
				"key": "Enter",
				"code": "Enter",
				"nativeVirtualKeyCode": 13,
				"windowsVirtualKeyCode": 13
			}, function (e) {});
			
			if (middle){
				chrome.debugger.sendCommand({ tabId:tabid }, "Input.dispatchKeyEvent", {
					"type": "char",
					"key": "Enter",
					"text": "\r",
					"code": "Enter",
					"nativeVirtualKeyCode": 13,
					"windowsVirtualKeyCode": 13
				}, function (e) {
				});
			}
			
			chrome.debugger.sendCommand({ tabId:tabid }, "Input.dispatchKeyEvent", {
				"type": "keyUp",
				"key": "Enter",
				"code": "Enter",
				"nativeVirtualKeyCode": 13,
				"windowsVirtualKeyCode": 13
			 }, function (e) {
					if (debuggerEnabled[tabid]){
						chrome.debugger.detach({ tabId: tabid }, onDetach.bind(null, { tabId: tabid }));
					}
				}
			);
			
		});
		
	} catch(e){
		console.log(e);
		if (debuggerEnabled[tabid]){
			chrome.debugger.detach({ tabId: tabid }, onDetach.bind(null, { tabId: tabid }));
		}
	}
}
////////////////////


function applyBotActions(data){ // this can be customized to create bot-like auto-responses/actions.
	// data.tid,, => processResponse({tid:N, response:xx})
	if (settings.autohi){
		if (data.chatmessage.toLowerCase() === "hi"){
			if (Date.now() - messageTimeout > 60000){ // respond to "1" with a "1" automatically; at most 1 time per minute.
				messageTimeout = Date.now();
				data.response = "Hi, @"+data.chatname+" !";
				processResponse(data);
			}
		}
	}
	
	if (settings.joke && (data.chatmessage.toLowerCase() === "!joke")){
		if (Date.now() - messageTimeout > 5100){
			var score = parseInt(Math.random()* 378);
			var joke = jokes[score];
			
			messageTimeout = Date.now();
			data.response = "@"+data.chatname+", "+joke["setup"];
			processResponse(data);
			setTimeout(function(msg, punch){
				msg.response = punch;
				processResponse(msg);
				
			},5000, data, "@"+data.chatname+".. "+joke["punchline"]);
		}
	}
}

var MidiInit = false;

try {
	function setupMIDI(MidiInput=false){ // setting up MIDI hotkey support.
		var midiChannel = 1;
		if (MidiInput){
			MidiInput.addListener('controlchange', function(e) {
				midiHotkeysCommand(e.controller.number, e.rawValue);
			});
			
			MidiInput.addListener('noteon', function(e) {
				var note = e.note.name + e.note.octave;
				var velocity = e.velocity || false;
				midiHotkeysNote(note,velocity);
			});
		} else {
			for (var i = 0; i < WebMidi.inputs.length; i++) {
				MidiInput = WebMidi.inputs[i];
				
				MidiInput.addListener('controlchange', function(e) {
					if (settings.midi && isExtensionOn){
						midiHotkeysCommand(e.controller.number, e.rawValue);
					}
				});
				
				MidiInput.addListener('noteon', function(e) {
					if (settings.midi && isExtensionOn){
						var note = e.note.name + e.note.octave;
						var velocity = e.velocity || false;
						midiHotkeysNote(note,velocity);
					}
				});
			}
		}
	}
	
	function toggleMidi(){
		if (!("midi" in settings)){return;}
		if (settings.midi){
			if (MidiInit===false){
				MidiInit=true;
				
				WebMidi.enable().then(() =>{
					setupMIDI();
					
					WebMidi.addListener("connected", function(e) {
						console.log(e);
						setupMIDI(e.target._midiInput);
					});
					WebMidi.addListener("disconnected", function(e) {
						console.log(e);
					});
					console.log(WebMidi.inputs);
				});
			} else {
				try {
					WebMidi.enable();
				} catch(e){}
			}
		} else if (MidiInit){
			try {
				WebMidi.disable();
			} catch(e){}
		}
	}
	
} catch(e){console.log(e);}

function midiHotkeysCommand(number, value){ // MIDI control change commands
	if (number == 102 && value == 1){
		respond1ToAll();
	} else if (number == 102 && value == 2){
		respondLULToAll();
	} else if (number == 102 && value == 3){
		tellAJoke();
	} else if (number == 102 && value == 4){
		var msg = {};
		msg.forward = false;
		sendDataP2P(msg);
	}
}

function midiHotkeysNote(note, velocity){
	// In case you want to use NOTES instead of Control Change commands; like if you have a MIDI piano
}

function tellAJoke(){
	var score = parseInt(Math.random()* 378);
	var joke = jokes[score];
	messageTimeout = Date.now();
	var data = {};
	data.response = joke["setup"] + "..  " + joke["punchline"] + " LUL";
	processResponse(data);
}

function respond1ToAll(){
	messageTimeout = Date.now();
	var data = {};
	data.response = "1";
	processResponse(data);
}

function respondLULToAll(){
	messageTimeout = Date.now();
	var data = {};
	data.response = "LUL";
	processResponse(data);
}

var jokes = [ // jokes from reddit; sourced from github.
  {
	"id": 1,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?",
	"punchline": "Dam."
  },
  {
	"id": 2,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
	"punchline": "You put a little boogie on it."
  },
  {
	"id": 3,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What's Forrest Gump's password?",
	"punchline": "1Forrest1"
  },
  {
	"id": 4,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?",
	"punchline": "A waist of time."
  },
  {
	"id": 5,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why can't bicycles stand on their own?",
	"punchline": "They are two tired"
  },
  {
	"id": 6,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How does a train eat?",
	"punchline": "It goes chew, chew"
  },
  {
	"id": 7,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a singing Laptop",
	"punchline": "A Dell"
  },
  {
	"id": 8,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How many lips does a flower have?",
	"punchline": "Tulips"
  },
  {
	"id": 9,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do you organize an outer space party?",
	"punchline": "You planet"
  },
  {
	"id": 10,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What kind of shoes does a thief wear?",
	"punchline": "Sneakers"
  },
  {
	"id": 11,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?",
	"punchline": "Tooth hurty."
  },
  {
	"id": 12,
	"type": "knock-knock",
	"setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n A broken pencil. \n A broken pencil who?",
	"punchline": "Never mind. It's pointless."
  },
  {
	"id": 13,
	"type": "knock-knock",
	"setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Cows go. \n Cows go who?",
	"punchline": "No, cows go moo."
  },
  {
	"id": 14,
	"type": "knock-knock",
	"setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Little old lady. \n Little old lady who?",
	"punchline": "I didn't know you could yodel!"
  },
  {
	"id": 15,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "What's the best thing about a Boolean?",
	"punchline": "Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit."
  },
  {
	"id": 16,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?",
	"punchline": "Inheritance"
  },
  {
	"id": 17,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "Where do programmers like to hangout?",
	"punchline": "The Foo Bar."
  },
  {
	"id": 18,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "Why did the programmer quit his job?",
	"punchline": "Because he didn't get arrays."
  },
  {
	"id": 19,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?",
	"punchline": "It ended in a tie."
  },
  {
	"id": 20,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a laughing motorcycle?",
	"punchline": "A Yamahahahaha."
  },
  {
	"id": 21,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "A termite walks into a bar and says...",
	"punchline": "'Where is the bar tended?'"
  },
  {
	"id": 22,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?",
	"punchline": "Narnia business!"
  },
  {
	"id": 23,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?",
	"punchline": "Because Oct 31 == Dec 25"
  },
  {
	"id": 24,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...",
	"punchline": "'Can I join you?'"
  },
  {
	"id": 25,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?",
	"punchline": "None that's a hardware problem"
  },
  {
	"id": 26,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program",
	"punchline": "the rest of them will write Perl"
  },
  {
	"id": 27,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "['hip', 'hip']",
	"punchline": "(hip hip array)"
  },
  {
	"id": 28,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "To understand what recursion is...",
	"punchline": "You must first understand what recursion is"
  },
  {
	"id": 29,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "There are 10 types of people in this world...",
	"punchline": "Those who understand binary and those who don't"
  },
  {
	"id": 30,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?",
	"punchline": "Put it on my bill"
  },
  {
	"id": 31,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?",
	"punchline": "It gets toad away"
  },
  {
	"id": 32,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?",
	"punchline": "they were cooked in Greece"
  },
  {
	"id": 33,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "Which song would an exception sing?",
	"punchline": "Can't catch me - Avicii"
  },
  {
	"id": 34,
	"type": "knock-knock",
	"setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Opportunity.",
	"punchline": "That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!"
  },
  {
	"id": 35,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "Why do Java programmers wear glasses?",
	"punchline": "Because they don't C#"
  },
  {
	"id": 36,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?",
	"punchline": "Because he was a fungi."
  },
  {
	"id": 37,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?",
	"punchline": "Because he was a fungi."
  },
  {
	"id": 38,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...",
	"punchline": "It's impossible to put down"
  },
  {
	"id": 39,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?",
	"punchline": "European"
  },
  {
	"id": 40,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?",
	"punchline": "Never mind...it's tearable"
  },
  {
	"id": 41,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "I just watched a documentary about beavers.",
	"punchline": "It was the best dam show I ever saw"
  },
  {
	"id": 42,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...",
	"punchline": "Does that make you an iWitness?"
  },
  {
	"id": 43,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...",
	"punchline": "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here"
  },
  {
	"id": 44,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?",
	"punchline": "Because he was a little horse"
  },
  {
	"id": 45,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "If you boil a clown...",
	"punchline": "Do you get a laughing stock?"
  },
  {
	"id": 46,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...",
	"punchline": "He loves his pot."
  },
  {
	"id": 47,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.",
	"punchline": "You'll strain your eyes."
  },
  {
	"id": 48,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.",
	"punchline": "I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!"
  },
  {
	"id": 49,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
	"punchline": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans"
  },
  {
	"id": 50,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?",
	"punchline": "A satisfactory"
  },
  {
	"id": 51,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?",
	"punchline": "Yep, people are just dying to get in there"
  },
  {
	"id": 52,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?",
	"punchline": "He couldn't see himself doing it"
  },
  {
	"id": 53,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do you make holy water?",
	"punchline": "You boil the hell out of it"
  },
  {
	"id": 54,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.",
	"punchline": "I woke up exhausted!"
  },
  {
	"id": 55,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why is peter pan always flying?",
	"punchline": "Because he neverlands"
  },
  {
	"id": 56,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?",
	"punchline": "Try it out on Internet Explorer"
  },
  {
	"id": 57,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a cow with no legs?",
	"punchline": "Ground beef!"
  },
  {
	"id": 58,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "I dropped a pear in my car this morning.",
	"punchline": "You should drop another one, then you would have a pair."
  },
  {
	"id": 59,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?",
	"punchline": "Random Dude: [...💘]"
  },
  {
	"id": 60,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "A user interface is like a joke.",
	"punchline": "If you have to explain it then it is not that good."
  },
  {
	"id": 61,
	"type": "knock-knock",
	"setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Hatch. \n Hatch who?",
	"punchline": "Bless you!"
  },
  {
	"id": 62,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call sad coffee?",
	"punchline": "Despresso."
  },
  {
	"id": 63,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?",
	"punchline": "To make ends meat."
  },
  {
	"id": 64,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear about the hungry clock?",
	"punchline": "It went back four seconds."
  },
  {
	"id": 65,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Well...",
	"punchline": "That’s a deep subject."
  },
  {
	"id": 66,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?",
	"punchline": "It was legend dairy."
  },
  {
	"id": 67,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you watch the new comic book movie?",
	"punchline": "It was very graphic!"
  },
  {
	"id": 68,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...",
	"punchline": "The sails are going through the roof."
  },
  {
	"id": 69,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...",
	"punchline": "It was a soft drink."
  },
  {
	"id": 70,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "I can't tell if i like this blender...",
	"punchline": "It keeps giving me mixed results."
  },
  {
	"id": 71,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "I couldn't get a reservation at the library...",
	"punchline": "They were fully booked."
  },
  {
	"id": 72,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...",
	"punchline": "...but you might not get it."
  },
  {
	"id": 73,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "The punchline often arrives before the set-up.",
	"punchline": "Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?"
  },
  {
	"id": 74,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?",
	"punchline": "Because they use a strongly typed language."
  },
  {
	"id": 75,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you give to a lemon in need?",
	"punchline": "Lemonaid."
  },
  {
	"id": 76,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Never take advice from electrons.",
	"punchline": "They are always negative."
  },
  {
	"id": 78,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?",
	"punchline": "No, I got them all cut."
  },
  {
	"id": 79,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What time is it?",
	"punchline": "I don't know... it keeps changing."
  },
  {
	"id": 80,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, \"Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?\"",
	"punchline": "Pop,goes the weasel."
  },
  {
	"id": 81,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Bad at golf?",
	"punchline": "Join the club."
  },
  {
	"id": 82,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?",
	"punchline": "Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump."
  },
  {
	"id": 83,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Can February march?",
	"punchline": "No, but April may."
  },
  {
	"id": 84,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Can I watch the TV?",
	"punchline": "Yes, but don’t turn it on."
  },
  {
	"id": 85,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Dad, can you put my shoes on?",
	"punchline": "I don't think they'll fit me."
  },
  {
	"id": 86,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?",
	"punchline": "They say the business is toast."
  },
  {
	"id": 87,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?",
	"punchline": "They had a reptile dysfunction."
  },
  {
	"id": 88,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?",
	"punchline": "There was nothing left but de Brie."
  },
  {
	"id": 89,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?",
	"punchline": "It was udder destruction."
  },
  {
	"id": 90,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?",
	"punchline": "They say he made a mint."
  },
  {
	"id": 91,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?",
	"punchline": "He's all right now."
  },
  {
	"id": 92,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?",
	"punchline": "It's ok, he woke up."
  },
  {
	"id": 93,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?",
	"punchline": "He had loco motives"
  },
  {
	"id": 94,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?",
	"punchline": "The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere."
  },
  {
	"id": 95,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?",
	"punchline": "He just took it in stride"
  },
  {
	"id": 96,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?",
	"punchline": "He had a very esteemed colleague."
  },
  {
	"id": 97,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear about the submarine industry?",
	"punchline": "It really took a dive..."
  },
  {
	"id": 98,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?",
	"punchline": "Now we just have to call him Dav."
  },
  {
	"id": 99,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?",
	"punchline": "It reads \"Small medium at large.\""
  },
  {
	"id": 100,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?",
	"punchline": "She was a roman catholic."
  },
  {
	"id": 101,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear the news?",
	"punchline": "FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on."
  },
  {
	"id": 102,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?",
	"punchline": "Neither did he."
  },
  {
	"id": 103,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?",
	"punchline": "But most just have 4."
  },
  {
	"id": 104,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do ghosts call their true love?",
	"punchline": "Their ghoul-friend"
  },
  {
	"id": 105,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you know that protons have mass?",
	"punchline": "I didn't even know they were catholic."
  },
  {
	"id": 106,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?",
	"punchline": "Just in case you get a hole in one."
  },
  {
	"id": 107,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?",
	"punchline": "Guilty"
  },
  {
	"id": 108,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?",
	"punchline": "The stock market."
  },
  {
	"id": 109,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?",
	"punchline": "In a nutshell, it's an oak tree."
  },
  {
	"id": 110,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Ever wondered why bees hum?",
	"punchline": "It's because they don't know the words."
  },
  {
	"id": 111,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?",
	"punchline": "They mostly wrap."
  },
  {
	"id": 112,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Have you heard of the band 1023MB?",
	"punchline": "They haven't got a gig yet."
  },
  {
	"id": 113,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?",
	"punchline": "Never mind, I shouldn't spread it."
  },
  {
	"id": 114,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How are false teeth like stars?",
	"punchline": "They come out at night!"
  },
  {
	"id": 115,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How can you tell a vampire has a cold?",
	"punchline": "They start coffin."
  },
  {
	"id": 116,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?",
	"punchline": "He was a good conductor."
  },
  {
	"id": 117,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How come the stadium got hot after the game?",
	"punchline": "Because all of the fans left."
  },
  {
	"id": 118,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?",
	"punchline": "He felt his presents."
  },
  {
	"id": 119,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?",
	"punchline": "He ate the pizza before it was cool."
  },
  {
	"id": 120,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do hens stay fit?",
	"punchline": "They always egg-cercise!"
  },
  {
	"id": 121,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do locomotives know where they're going?",
	"punchline": "Lots of training"
  },
  {
	"id": 122,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do the trees get on the internet?",
	"punchline": "They log on."
  },
  {
	"id": 123,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?",
	"punchline": " Look for fresh prints."
  },
  {
	"id": 124,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do you fix a broken pizza?",
	"punchline": "With tomato paste."
  },
  {
	"id": 125,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?",
	"punchline": "You use a pumpkin patch."
  },
  {
	"id": 126,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do you get a baby alien to sleep?",
	"punchline": " You rocket."
  },
  {
	"id": 127,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do you get two whales in a car?",
	"punchline": "Start in England and drive West."
  },
  {
	"id": 128,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?",
	"punchline": "Your head hits the ceiling!"
  },
  {
	"id": 129,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do you make a hankie dance?",
	"punchline": "Put a little boogie in it."
  },
  {
	"id": 130,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do you make holy water?",
	"punchline": "You boil the hell out of it."
  },
  {
	"id": 131,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do you organize a space party?",
	"punchline": "You planet."
  },
  {
	"id": 132,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do you steal a coat?",
	"punchline": "You jacket."
  },
  {
	"id": 133,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?",
	"punchline": "You will see one later and one in a while."
  },
  {
	"id": 134,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How does a dyslexic poet write?",
	"punchline": "Inverse."
  },
  {
	"id": 135,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How does a French skeleton say hello?",
	"punchline": "Bone-jour."
  },
  {
	"id": 136,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How does a penguin build it’s house?",
	"punchline": "Igloos it together."
  },
  {
	"id": 137,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How does a scientist freshen their breath?",
	"punchline": "With experi-mints!"
  },
  {
	"id": 138,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How does the moon cut his hair?",
	"punchline": "Eclipse it."
  },
  {
	"id": 139,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How many apples grow on a tree?",
	"punchline": "All of them!"
  },
  {
	"id": 140,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How many bones are in the human hand?",
	"punchline": "A handful of them."
  },
  {
	"id": 141,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?",
	"punchline": "Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."
  },
  {
	"id": 142,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?",
	"punchline": "Let's go ride bikes!"
  },
  {
	"id": 143,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?",
	"punchline": "1 or 2? 1... or 2?"
  },
  {
	"id": 144,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How many seconds are in a year?",
	"punchline": "12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc"
  },
  {
	"id": 145,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?",
	"punchline": "A Brazilian"
  },
  {
	"id": 146,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?",
	"punchline": "Ten-tickles!"
  },
  {
	"id": 147,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How much does a hipster weigh?",
	"punchline": "An instagram."
  },
  {
	"id": 148,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?",
	"punchline": "A little shaken."
  },
  {
	"id": 149,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Is the pool safe for diving?",
	"punchline": "It deep ends."
  },
  {
	"id": 150,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Is there a hole in your shoe?",
	"punchline": "No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?"
  },
  {
	"id": 151,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?",
	"punchline": "Pasta la vista, baby!"
  },
  {
	"id": 152,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?",
	"punchline": "200 Dollars."
  },
  {
	"id": 153,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Want to hear a chimney joke?",
	"punchline": "Got stacks of em! First one's on the house"
  },
  {
	"id": 154,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Want to hear a joke about construction?",
	"punchline": "Nah, I'm still working on it."
  },
  {
	"id": 155,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Want to hear my pizza joke?",
	"punchline": "Never mind, it's too cheesy."
  },
  {
	"id": 156,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What animal is always at a game of cricket?",
	"punchline": "A bat."
  },
  {
	"id": 157,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What are the strongest days of the week?",
	"punchline": "Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays."
  },
  {
	"id": 158,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What biscuit does a short person like?",
	"punchline": "Shortbread. "
  },
  {
	"id": 159,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What cheese can never be yours?",
	"punchline": "Nacho cheese."
  },
  {
	"id": 160,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?",
	"punchline": "A spelling bee."
  },
  {
	"id": 161,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?",
	"punchline": "She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all."
  },
  {
	"id": 162,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?",
	"punchline": "   Billy Jeans!"
  },
  {
	"id": 163,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did one nut say as he chased another nut?",
	"punchline": " I'm a cashew!"
  },
  {
	"id": 164,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did one plate say to the other plate?",
	"punchline": "Dinner is on me!"
  },
  {
	"id": 165,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did one snowman say to the other snow man?",
	"punchline": "Do you smell carrot?"
  },
  {
	"id": 166,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did one wall say to the other wall?",
	"punchline": "I'll meet you at the corner!"
  },
  {
	"id": 167,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?",
	"punchline": "Lil Caesars"
  },
  {
	"id": 168,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the 0 say to the 8?",
	"punchline": "Nice belt."
  },
  {
	"id": 169,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the beaver say to the tree?",
	"punchline": "It's been nice gnawing you."
  },
  {
	"id": 170,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the big flower say to the littler flower?",
	"punchline": "Hi, bud!"
  },
  {
	"id": 180,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?",
	"punchline": "Bison."
  },
  {
	"id": 181,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?",
	"punchline": "Look, no hands!"
  },
  {
	"id": 182,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the dog say to the two trees?",
	"punchline": "Bark bark."
  },
  {
	"id": 183,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?",
	"punchline": "Cool Ranch!"
  },
  {
	"id": 184,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?",
	"punchline": "Damn!"
  },
  {
	"id": 185,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
	"punchline": "He let out a little wine."
  },
  {
	"id": 186,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the judge say to the dentist?",
	"punchline": "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"
  },
  {
	"id": 187,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?",
	"punchline": "I’ll ketch up"
  },
  {
	"id": 188,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?",
	"punchline": "Between us, something smells!"
  },
  {
	"id": 189,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the mountain climber name his son?",
	"punchline": "Cliff."
  },
  {
	"id": 189,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the ocean say to the beach?",
	"punchline": "Thanks for all the sediment."
  },
  {
	"id": 190,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the ocean say to the shore?",
	"punchline": "Nothing, it just waved."
  },
  {
	"id": 191,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?",
	"punchline": "They're really good at it."
  },
  {
	"id": 192,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?",
	"punchline": "Aye Matey!"
  },
  {
	"id": 193,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the Red light say to the Green light?",
	"punchline": "Don't look at me I'm changing!"
  },
  {
	"id": 194,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the scarf say to the hat?",
	"punchline": "You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer."
  },
  {
	"id": 195,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the shy pebble wish for?",
	"punchline": "That she was a little boulder."
  },
  {
	"id": 196,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?",
	"punchline": "Don't look I'm changing!"
  },
  {
	"id": 197,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?",
	"punchline": "Make me one with everything."
  },
  {
	"id": 198,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do birds give out on Halloween?",
	"punchline": "Tweets."
  },
  {
	"id": 199,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do I look like?",
	"punchline": "A JOKE MACHINE!?"
  },
  {
	"id": 200,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do prisoners use to call each other?",
	"punchline": "Cell phones."
  },
  {
	"id": 201,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do vegetarian zombies eat?",
	"punchline": "Grrrrrainnnnnssss."
  },
  {
	"id": 202,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
	"punchline": "A gummy bear!"
  },
  {
	"id": 203,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a bee that lives in America?",
	"punchline": "A USB."
  },
  {
	"id": 204,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?",
	"punchline": "A stick."
  },
  {
	"id": 205,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a careful wolf?",
	"punchline": "Aware wolf."
  },
  {
	"id": 206,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a cow on a trampoline?",
	"punchline": "A milk shake!"
  },
  {
	"id": 207,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a cow with no legs?",
	"punchline": "Ground beef."
  },
  {
	"id": 208,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a cow with two legs?",
	"punchline": "Lean beef."
  },
  {
	"id": 209,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?",
	"punchline": "Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
  },
  {
	"id": 210,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?",
	"punchline": "A Popsicle."
  },
  {
	"id": 211,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a dictionary on drugs?",
	"punchline": "High definition."
  },
  {
	"id": 212,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?",
	"punchline": "a labracadabrador"
  },
  {
	"id": 213,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?",
	"punchline": "R2 detour."
  },
  {
	"id": 214,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a duck that gets all A's?",
	"punchline": "A wise quacker."
  },
  {
	"id": 215,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a fake noodle?",
	"punchline": "An impasta."
  },
  {
	"id": 216,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?",
	"punchline": "A metro-gnome"
  },
  {
	"id": 217,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a fat psychic?",
	"punchline": "A four-chin teller."
  },
  {
	"id": 218,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a fly without wings?",
	"punchline": "A walk."
  },
  {
	"id": 219,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a girl between two posts?",
	"punchline": "Annette."
  },
  {
	"id": 220,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a group of disorganized cats?",
	"punchline": "A cat-tastrophe."
  },
  {
	"id": 221,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?",
	"punchline": "An Orca-stra."
  },
  {
	"id": 222,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a monkey in a mine field?",
	"punchline": "A babooooom!"
  },
  {
	"id": 223,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?",
	"punchline": "Shakespeare."
  },
  {
	"id": 224,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a pig that knows karate?",
	"punchline": "A pork chop!"
  },
  {
	"id": 225,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a pig with three eyes?",
	"punchline": "Piiig"
  },
  {
	"id": 226,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
	"punchline": " A Meowtain."
  },
  {
	"id": 227,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a sheep with no legs?",
	"punchline": "A cloud."
  },
  {
	"id": 228,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?",
	"punchline": "A poutine."
  },
  {
	"id": 229,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
	"punchline": "An in-vest-igator!"
  },
  {
	"id": 230,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?",
	"punchline": "Roberto"
  },
  {
	"id": 231,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?",
	"punchline": "Talonted!"
  },
  {
	"id": 232,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?",
	"punchline": "An irrelephant."
  },
  {
	"id": 233,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call an old snowman?",
	"punchline": "Water."
  },
  {
	"id": 234,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call cheese by itself?",
	"punchline": "Provolone."
  },
  {
	"id": 235,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call corn that joins the army?",
	"punchline": "Kernel."
  },
  {
	"id": 236,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call someone with no nose?",
	"punchline": "Nobody knows."
  },
  {
	"id": 237,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you call two barracuda fish?",
	"punchline": " A Pairacuda!"
  },
  {
	"id": 238,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you do on a remote island?",
	"punchline": "Try and find the TV island it belongs to."
  },
  {
	"id": 239,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you do when you see a space man?",
	"punchline": "Park your car, man."
  },
  {
	"id": 240,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you get hanging from Apple trees?",
	"punchline": "Sore arms."
  },
  {
	"id": 241,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?",
	"punchline": "A bah-humbug."
  },
  {
	"id": 242,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?",
	"punchline": "A fowl smell!"
  },
  {
	"id": 243,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?",
	"punchline": "Hare spray."
  },
  {
	"id": 244,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?",
	"punchline": "Frostbite."
  },
  {
	"id": 245,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What do you give a sick lemon?",
	"punchline": "Lemonaid."
  },
  {
	"id": 246,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What does a clock do when it's hungry?",
	"punchline": "It goes back four seconds!"
  },
  {
	"id": 247,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What does a female snake use for support?",
	"punchline": "A co-Bra!"
  },
  {
	"id": 248,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What does a pirate pay for his corn?",
	"punchline": "A buccaneer!"
  },
  {
	"id": 249,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What does an angry pepper do?",
	"punchline": "It gets jalapeño face."
  },
  {
	"id": 250,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?",
	"punchline": "It gets toad."
  },
  {
	"id": 251,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?",
	"punchline": "They will give you a piece of your mind."
  },
  {
	"id": 252,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
	"punchline": "A field of corn."
  },
  {
	"id": 253,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?",
	"punchline": " I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand..."
  },
  {
	"id": 254,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What is a tornado's favorite game to play?",
	"punchline": "Twister!"
  },
  {
	"id": 255,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What is a vampire's favorite fruit?",
	"punchline": "A blood orange."
  },
  {
	"id": 256,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What is a witch's favorite subject in school?",
	"punchline": "Spelling!"
  },
  {
	"id": 257,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What is red and smells like blue paint?",
	"punchline": "Red paint!"
  },
  {
	"id": 258,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?",
	"punchline": "I don't know and I don't care."
  },
  {
	"id": 259,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What is the hardest part about sky diving?",
	"punchline": "The ground."
  },
  {
	"id": 260,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What is the leading cause of dry skin?",
	"punchline": "Towels"
  },
  {
	"id": 261,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What is the least spoken language in the world?",
	"punchline": "Sign Language"
  },
  {
	"id": 262,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What is the tallest building in the world?",
	"punchline": "The library, it’s got the most stories!"
  },
  {
	"id": 263,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What is this movie about?",
	"punchline": "It is about 2 hours long."
  },
  {
	"id": 264,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What kind of award did the dentist receive?",
	"punchline": "A little plaque."
  },
  {
	"id": 265,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What kind of bagel can fly?",
	"punchline": "A plain bagel."
  },
  {
	"id": 266,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?",
	"punchline": "A stega-snore-us."
  },
  {
	"id": 267,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?",
	"punchline": "A Fermilabrador Retriever."
  },
  {
	"id": 268,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What kind of magic do cows believe in?",
	"punchline": "MOODOO."
  },
  {
	"id": 269,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What kind of music do planets listen to?",
	"punchline": "Nep-tunes."
  },
  {
	"id": 270,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What kind of pants do ghosts wear?",
	"punchline": "Boo jeans."
  },
  {
	"id": 271,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What kind of tree fits in your hand?",
	"punchline": "A palm tree!"
  },
  {
	"id": 272,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?",
	"punchline": "A nervous wreck."
  },
  {
	"id": 273,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?",
	"punchline": "A tuba toothpaste."
  },
  {
	"id": 274,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What time did the man go to the dentist?",
	"punchline": "Tooth hurt-y."
  },
  {
	"id": 275,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What type of music do balloons hate?",
	"punchline": "Pop music!"
  },
  {
	"id": 276,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What was a more important invention than the first telephone?",
	"punchline": "The second one."
  },
  {
	"id": 277,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?",
	"punchline": "Squash."
  },
  {
	"id": 278,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What's black and white and read all over?",
	"punchline": "The newspaper."
  },
  {
	"id": 279,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What's blue and not very heavy?",
	"punchline": " Light blue."
  },
  {
	"id": 280,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What's brown and sticky?",
	"punchline": "A stick."
  },
  {
	"id": 281,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
	"punchline": "A Carrot."
  },
  {
	"id": 282,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What's red and bad for your teeth?",
	"punchline": "A Brick."
  },
  {
	"id": 283,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What's the best thing about elevator jokes?",
	"punchline": "They work on so many levels."
  },
  {
	"id": 284,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?",
	"punchline": "You can tune a guitar but you can't \"tuna\"fish!"
  },
  {
	"id": 285,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?",
	"punchline": "One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter."
  },
  {
	"id": 286,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?",
	"punchline": "An ion! "
  },
  {
	"id": 287,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?",
	"punchline": "They can't control their pupils."
  },
  {
	"id": 288,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What's the worst thing about ancient history class?",
	"punchline": "The teachers tend to Babylon."
  },
  {
	"id": 289,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What’s brown and sounds like a bell?",
	"punchline": "Dung!"
  },
  {
	"id": 290,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What’s E.T. short for?",
	"punchline": "He’s only got little legs."
  },
  {
	"id": 291,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?",
	"punchline": "1forest1"
  },
  {
	"id": 292,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?",
	"punchline": "Well, the flag is a big plus."
  },
  {
	"id": 293,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?",
	"punchline": "About 5000 miles."
  },
  {
	"id": 294,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "When do doctors get angry?",
	"punchline": "When they run out of patients."
  },
  {
	"id": 295,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "When does a joke become a dad joke?",
	"punchline": "When it becomes apparent."
  },
  {
	"id": 296,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "When is a door not a door?",
	"punchline": "When it's ajar."
  },
  {
	"id": 297,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Where did you learn to make ice cream?",
	"punchline": "Sunday school."
  },
  {
	"id": 298,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Where do bees go to the bathroom?",
	"punchline": " The BP station."
  },
  {
	"id": 299,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Where do hamburgers go to dance?",
	"punchline": "The meat-ball."
  },
  {
	"id": 300,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Where do rabbits go after they get married?",
	"punchline": "On a bunny-moon."
  },
  {
	"id": 301,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?",
	"punchline": "The baa-baa shop."
  },
  {
	"id": 302,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Where do you learn to make banana splits?",
	"punchline": "At sundae school."
  },
  {
	"id": 303,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Where do young cows eat lunch?",
	"punchline": "In the calf-ateria."
  },
  {
	"id": 304,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Where does batman go to the bathroom?",
	"punchline": "The batroom."
  },
  {
	"id": 305,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?",
	"punchline": "Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy."
  },
  {
	"id": 306,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Where does Napoleon keep his armies?",
	"punchline": "In his sleevies."
  },
  {
	"id": 307,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?",
	"punchline": "At the bottom! "
  },
  {
	"id": 308,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Where’s the bin?",
	"punchline": "I haven’t been anywhere!"
  },
  {
	"id": 309,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Which side of the chicken has more feathers?",
	"punchline": "The outside."
  },
  {
	"id": 310,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Who did the wizard marry?",
	"punchline": "His ghoul-friend"
  },
  {
	"id": 311,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?",
	"punchline": "The hip Doctor!"
  },
  {
	"id": 312,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why are fish easy to weigh?",
	"punchline": "Because they have their own scales."
  },
  {
	"id": 313,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why are fish so smart?",
	"punchline": "Because they live in schools!"
  },
  {
	"id": 314,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why are ghosts bad liars?",
	"punchline": "Because you can see right through them!"
  },
  {
	"id": 315,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why are graveyards so noisy?",
	"punchline": "Because of all the coffin."
  },
  {
	"id": 316,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why are mummys scared of vacation?",
	"punchline": "They're afraid to unwind."
  },
  {
	"id": 317,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why are oranges the smartest fruit?",
	"punchline": "Because they are made to concentrate. "
  },
  {
	"id": 318,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why are pirates called pirates?",
	"punchline": "Because they arrr!"
  },
  {
	"id": 319,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why are skeletons so calm?",
	"punchline": "Because nothing gets under their skin."
  },
  {
	"id": 320,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?",
	"punchline": "It's two-tired."
  },
  {
	"id": 321,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why can't you use \"Beef stew\"as a password?",
	"punchline": "Because it's not stroganoff."
  },
  {
	"id": 322,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?",
	"punchline": "Because then it'd be a foot!"
  },
  {
	"id": 323,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?",
	"punchline": "The p is silent."
  },
  {
	"id": 324,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?",
	"punchline": "Because it was rated arrr!"
  },
  {
	"id": 325,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?",
	"punchline": "He was too far out, man."
  },
  {
	"id": 326,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?",
	"punchline": "He made a grave mistake."
  },
  {
	"id": 327,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?",
	"punchline": "So they could Scandinavian."
  },
  {
	"id": 328,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?",
	"punchline": "Because he had a vowel movement."
  },
  {
	"id": 329,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the barber win the race?",
	"punchline": "He took a short cut."
  },
  {
	"id": 330,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the belt go to prison?",
	"punchline": "He held up a pair of pants!"
  },
  {
	"id": 331,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?",
	"punchline": "To prove that he was framed!"
  },
  {
	"id": 332,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the chicken get a penalty?",
	"punchline": "For fowl play."
  },
  {
	"id": 333,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?",
	"punchline": "Because he was a little horse!"
  },
  {
	"id": 334,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the coffee file a police report?",
	"punchline": "It got mugged."
  },
  {
	"id": 335,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the cookie cry?",
	"punchline": "Because his mother was a wafer so long"
  },
  {
	"id": 336,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the cookie cry?",
	"punchline": "It was feeling crumby."
  },
  {
	"id": 337,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?",
	"punchline": "Somebody told him to get a long little doggy."
  },
  {
	"id": 338,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?",
	"punchline": "To hold his pants up."
  },
  {
	"id": 339,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?",
	"punchline": "To go with the traffic jam."
  },
  {
	"id": 340,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the half blind man fall in the well?",
	"punchline": "Because he couldn't see that well!"
  },
  {
	"id": 341,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the house go to the doctor?",
	"punchline": "It was having window panes."
  },
  {
	"id": 342,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the kid cross the playground?",
	"punchline": "To get to the other slide."
  },
  {
	"id": 343,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the man put his money in the freezer?",
	"punchline": "He wanted cold hard cash!"
  },
  {
	"id": 344,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the man run around his bed?",
	"punchline": "Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!"
  },
  {
	"id": 345,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the melons plan a big wedding?",
	"punchline": "Because they cantaloupe!"
  },
  {
	"id": 346,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?",
	"punchline": "Because it was well armed."
  },
  {
	"id": 347,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the opera singer go sailing?",
	"punchline": "They wanted to hit the high Cs."
  },
  {
	"id": 348,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
	"punchline": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
  },
  {
	"id": 349,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the tomato blush?",
	"punchline": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
  },
  {
	"id": 350,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the tree go to the dentist?",
	"punchline": "It needed a root canal."
  },
  {
	"id": 351,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?",
	"punchline": "Lack of concentration."
  },
  {
	"id": 352,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?",
	"punchline": "Because he is 2 square."
  },
  {
	"id": 353,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why didn’t the orange win the race?",
	"punchline": "It ran out of juice."
  },
  {
	"id": 354,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?",
	"punchline": "Because he had no guts."
  },
  {
	"id": 355,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?",
	"punchline": "Because they might peel!"
  },
  {
	"id": 356,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do bears have hairy coats?",
	"punchline": "Fur protection."
  },
  {
	"id": 357,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do bees have sticky hair?",
	"punchline": "Because they use honey combs!"
  },
  {
	"id": 358,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do bees hum?",
	"punchline": "Because they don't know the words."
  },
  {
	"id": 359,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do birds fly south for the winter?",
	"punchline": "Because it's too far to walk."
  },
  {
	"id": 360,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do choirs keep buckets handy?",
	"punchline": "So they can carry their tune"
  },
  {
	"id": 361,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do crabs never give to charity?",
	"punchline": "Because they’re shellfish."
  },
  {
	"id": 362,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do ducks make great detectives?",
	"punchline": "They always quack the case."
  },
  {
	"id": 363,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?",
	"punchline": "Because it's indivisible."
  },
  {
	"id": 364,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do pirates not know the alphabet?",
	"punchline": "They always get stuck at \"C\"."
  },
  {
	"id": 365,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?",
	"punchline": "They have no hands to knock on the door."
  },
  {
	"id": 366,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?",
	"punchline": "Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat."
  },
  {
	"id": 367,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?",
	"punchline": "Dunno, they're just a bit shady."
  },
  {
	"id": 368,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?",
	"punchline": "Because they can't even."
  },
  {
	"id": 369,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?",
	"punchline": "To prevent bat breath!"
  },
  {
	"id": 370,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?",
	"punchline": "Because they're so good at it."
  },
  {
	"id": 371,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?",
	"punchline": "Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan."
  },
  {
	"id": 372,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?",
	"punchline": "Because it's a little meteor."
  },
  {
	"id": 373,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?",
	"punchline": "Because there’s a Shortstop in between!"
  },
  {
	"id": 374,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?",
	"punchline": "So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian."
  },
  {
	"id": 375,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why does Superman get invited to dinners?",
	"punchline": "Because he is a Supperhero."
  },
  {
	"id": 376,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Why does Waldo only wear stripes?",
	"punchline": "Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
  },
  {
	"id": 377,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "Knock-knock.",
	"punchline": "A race condition. Who is there?"
  },
  {
	"id": 378,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "What's the best part about TCP jokes?",
	"punchline": "I get to keep telling them until you get them."
  },
  {
	"id": 379,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.",
	"punchline": "A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t."
  },
  {
	"id": 380,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "There are 10 kinds of people in this world.",
	"punchline": "Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."
  },
  {
	"id": 381,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "Two guys walk into a bar . . .",
	"punchline": "The first guy says \"Ouch!\" and the second says \"Yeah, I didn't see it either.\""
  },
  {
	"id": 382,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "What did the router say to the doctor?",
	"punchline": "It hurts when IP."
  },
  {
	"id": 383,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.",
	"punchline": "He goes nowhere."
  },
  {
	"id": 384,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.",
	"punchline": "Bartender says, \"here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!\""
  },
  {
	"id": 385,
	"type": "programming",
	"setup": "3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out",
	"punchline": "They couldn't find a table."
  },
  {
	"id": 386,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’",
	"punchline": "I couldn’t turn it down."
  },
  {
	"id": 387,
	"type": "general",
	"setup": "My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.",
	"punchline": "I had to draw my own conclusions."
  }
];