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{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3503544925/",
"time": "2021-07-06 11:03:26",
"saying": "每年夏天都翻出《西瓜》来看看，当做午睡的白噪音也不错。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3496429460/",
"time": "2021-06-30 11:08:01",
"saying": "认真吃一个桃子，这不是在尊重桃子，而是在尊重时间。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3481630075/",
"time": "2021-06-18 17:14:45",
"saying": "透露一个聊天的技巧给大家：少聊天。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3461022656/",
"time": "2021-06-02 17:40:14",
"saying": "多少有点巧合"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3418358812/",
"time": "2021-05-04 11:33:25",
"saying": "“为求快乐而有所节制，我想这是最有趣味的文明事。”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3395059775/",
"time": "2021-04-18 07:47:47",
"saying": "梦见《青春有你》用跆拳道回旋踢的抗击打能力排名结业。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3342504114/",
"time": "2021-03-13 13:12:02",
"saying": "做了一个噩梦，梦见自己得了尼古丁不耐受。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3330570643/",
"time": "2021-03-04 20:47:30",
"saying": "人生有意义吗？人生一定有意义，而且你此生的意义是前世的你给自己定好的，有的人是学会坚持，有的人是学会放弃，有的人是学会帮助别人，有的人是学会拒绝别人，有的人是善待亲情，有的人是断绝尘缘，意义没有高低之分，只有阶段不同，如果你不能实现自己给自己定下的目标，那你的人生就会卡在某个循环里，生活会让你一遍又一遍感受痛苦，直到你完成自己给自己的任务。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3316726345/",
"time": "2021-02-23 08:24:53",
"saying": "或许我们更应该享受免费的生活，比如刚洗完澡出门吹初夏的晚风，比如干头发时听没听过的音乐，比如翻出冰箱角落里的食物然后认真吃掉，比如用外卖的盒子种一棵植物，这种节俭的情调让我感觉到踏实和自由。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3312713650/",
"time": "2021-02-20 19:31:04",
"saying": "总结我三十年的人生就是：吃一堑长一斤。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3308594114/",
"time": "2021-02-18 16:22:20",
"saying": "不能因为我抱着四个快递你就在电梯里问我有没有你家的快递"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3305752597/",
"time": "2021-02-17 01:49:32",
"saying": "尿急很好，因为尿急的时候没有其他烦恼。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3288306064/",
"time": "2021-02-06 11:31:09",
"saying": "作为一个直男居然收到了一份化妆品。客户说这是一份礼物，发不发广播都可以，但是这个护手霜真的好好闻，好物还是要分享吧。\n谢谢HFP，以后不送我也会买的，哈哈。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3288044662/",
"time": "2021-02-06 02:55:51",
"saying": "同事过生日\n如何三刀把蛋糕平均分给五个同事\n先砍死最讨厌的那个\n然后两刀分成四块"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3271884766/",
"time": "2021-01-25 18:51:45",
"saying": "感受到豆瓣的爱了，希望新的一年自己可以多写点东西。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3267651968/",
"time": "2021-01-22 21:32:07",
"saying": "每次吃纳豆都像掉进了蜘蛛网里"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3256414503/",
"time": "2021-01-14 21:50:43",
"saying": "一个人躺在酒店里听《世界末日》"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3215451853/",
"time": "2020-12-16 19:32:39",
"saying": "让世界的现象保持在那，不作结论。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3206778332/",
"time": "2020-12-09 20:41:57",
"saying": "夜深了\n想和范德彪那样的老舅谈谈心\n想和马保国那样的大姨夫吹吹牛逼"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3201084109/",
"time": "2020-12-05 13:33:36",
"saying": "人类所禁止的，都是人类太想做的。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3199760385/",
"time": "2020-12-04 12:33:07",
"saying": "饭店的招牌菜都是老板曾经最喜欢吃的菜"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3198288838/",
"time": "2020-12-03 07:42:25",
"saying": "无事才是真宅"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3155742763/",
"time": "2020-10-29 15:05:53",
"saying": "寻找喜剧编剧，豆油吧。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3114977756/",
"time": "2020-09-22 23:47:11",
"saying": "一位精神患者说的一句话：\n“如果不是因为现实，我会活得很好。”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3107821310/",
"time": "2020-09-16 08:40:19",
"saying": "梦见自己在图书馆，忽然蔡依林坐我旁边对我唱：“爱情三十六计，就像一场游击。”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3106408463/",
"time": "2020-09-14 22:03:23",
"saying": "对于不愿在地球上醒来的人来说，月亮就是故乡。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3098478061/",
"time": "2020-09-07 23:31:27",
"saying": "当我们对未来感到迷茫时，我们要做的就是做好眼前的事。\n《教宗的继承》\n2019."
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3074037238/",
"time": "2020-08-19 12:20:21",
"saying": "超市里一个大妈一直在喊孩子的名字，走近了才发现大妈喊的是猕猴桃。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/3001670450/",
"time": "2020-06-22 07:39:29",
"saying": "最好的时间管理就是时刻去做你自己"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2999255760/",
"time": "2020-06-20 10:06:55",
"saying": "同时操作两个电磁炉时感觉自己像一个DJ"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2998260217/",
"time": "2020-06-19 11:56:47",
"saying": "买卖不成恩怨在"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2991514985/",
"time": "2020-06-13 09:57:45",
"saying": "快递柜猛得弹开那一下仿佛说了一句滚"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2981568553/",
"time": "2020-06-04 14:19:03",
"saying": "沟通只在需要沟通的时候才有用"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2980306638/",
"time": "2020-06-03 11:15:08",
"saying": "大家要注意了，科学已经证实长期抽电子烟会损伤记忆力，需要的赶紧去买。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2960113688/",
"time": "2020-05-17 14:39:14",
"saying": "电风扇的安逸是空调无法给的"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2930525164/",
"time": "2020-04-25 00:05:04",
"saying": "“醒时对人笑，梦中全忘掉”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2929618353/",
"time": "2020-04-24 11:08:45",
"saying": "一个观察：人在生气时说的都是心里话。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2904697303/",
"time": "2020-04-07 00:25:39",
"saying": "2020年是互联网没意思元年"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2868082988/",
"time": "2020-03-15 16:05:17",
"saying": "有钱人出门戴劳力士，我出门带士力架。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2864522757/",
"time": "2020-03-13 14:44:01",
"saying": "互联网人格的叛逆期是幻想可以凭口才说服网友"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2820669786/",
"time": "2020-02-19 14:32:44",
"saying": "文学经典之所以能成为经典，是因为人类永远也不会改正自己的错误。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2776479130/",
"time": "2020-01-27 21:47:36",
"saying": "饭桌上全家人吵了起来，信佛的小姑说新冠状病毒是因果报应，二叔说这明明是美国人的细菌战，爷爷从能量频率学角度解释这是因为大家现在正能量不足，要早睡早起，大家已经吵了两个小时了，早知道家庭聚会这么精彩谁还出去玩啊。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2729833897/",
"time": "2019-12-17 01:40:07",
"saying": "成熟是为了保护自己的幼稚"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2711966434/",
"time": "2019-11-30 15:19:54",
"saying": "大多数芋泥奶茶都可以被称为好喝的稀饭"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2706585741/",
"time": "2019-11-25 02:39:39",
"saying": "觉得人生没有意义，可又觉得人生没有意义也没什么。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2685882092/",
"time": "2019-11-04 15:35:54",
"saying": "互联网帮我们更快找到自己讨厌的人"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2673950252/",
"time": "2019-10-24 08:24:50",
"saying": "快乐没有主人，谁快乐谁就是快乐的主人。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2672952825/",
"time": "2019-10-23 07:42:25",
"saying": "不在意的快递来的比较快"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2650154125/",
"time": "2019-10-02 12:15:59",
"saying": "多谈恋爱，少谈主见。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2598520363/",
"time": "2019-08-17 10:45:06",
"saying": "喜欢秋天，秋风乍起时想对所有人说欢迎光临。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2597878569/",
"time": "2019-08-16 22:15:35",
"saying": "我们大概是从感叹好天气的那天开始老的吧"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2587064197/",
"time": "2019-08-09 09:55:20",
"saying": "“你努力不一定会得到你想要的，但会得到你需要的。”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2584890488/",
"time": "2019-08-07 14:41:27",
"saying": "如何制造午睡氛围：打开一部2000年左右的电视剧当背景音，最好再有台摇头式风扇，盖上毛巾被你就睡吧。（今天听的是《少年包青天》，《神雕侠侣》和《征服》备选）"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2568817026/",
"time": "2019-07-25 01:08:42",
"saying": "半夜听《国王的新歌》忽然想起木心那句话：“不知原谅什么，只觉世事皆可原谅。”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2546705796/",
"time": "2019-07-04 14:58:16",
"saying": "越来越喜欢用手机自带的表情，有成年人的克制与隐忍。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2544516834/",
"time": "2019-07-02 12:10:24",
"saying": "充饱电的电动牙刷感觉沉了一些"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2543088375/",
"time": "2019-06-30 23:49:53",
"saying": "福报不同的人会走散"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2532738928/",
"time": "2019-06-20 12:17:41",
"saying": "Airpods很值得买，随时随地拿出来戴上就可以避免社交。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2531356703/",
"time": "2019-06-18 22:47:13",
"saying": "猫会不会是外星人的摄像头啊"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2526711592/",
"time": "2019-06-14 00:32:15",
"saying": "夜太静了，吃一袋锅巴。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2517152431/",
"time": "2019-06-04 09:49:12",
"saying": "必须时刻给出最好的，才能变成更好的。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2498621515/",
"time": "2019-05-16 22:07:47",
"saying": "总感觉夜晚的时间比白天的质感要好一些"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2495074360/",
"time": "2019-05-13 10:34:46",
"saying": "人如果不逼自己一下，就永远不知道自己真的不行。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2492602426/",
"time": "2019-05-10 22:51:41",
"saying": "达芬奇睡眠法是每工作四个小时睡十五分钟，经过我的实验，发现每睡四个小时起来工作十五分钟也是可行的。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2490982910/",
"time": "2019-05-09 10:05:02",
"saying": "不要逢人就抱怨，以防碰上人生导师。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2485836360/",
"time": "2019-05-04 10:33:40",
"saying": "中学生广播体操对中学生最大的好处就是转身运动时候可以看一眼喜欢的人"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2480486144/",
"time": "2019-04-29 11:27:36",
"saying": "每件事情都努力，每件事情都不在意。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2479103149/",
"time": "2019-04-28 00:31:49",
"saying": "走在凌晨的街头\n忽然对所有的不快乐都失去了耐心"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2477697522/",
"time": "2019-04-26 21:19:49",
"saying": "“快乐总是小的，紧的，一闪一闪的。”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2475082266/",
"time": "2019-04-24 12:33:23",
"saying": "晚上睡觉是规律，午睡才是自爱。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2466866254/",
"time": "2019-04-16 00:48:46",
"saying": "“青天白日朗朗乾坤，我要打劫你的心。”\n想把这句话教给某个山贼让他对过路的女子说。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2464070520/",
"time": "2019-04-13 12:22:16",
"saying": "年纪大了 固执地认为喝完瓶子里的水可以积福"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2462777149/",
"time": "2019-04-12 00:09:53",
"saying": "设置一个凌晨四点的闹铃，不为什么，只为醒来后告诉自己还可以再睡一会的那点幸福感。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2455667561/",
"time": "2019-04-05 12:43:15",
"saying": "真正的读书人不应该有书卷气，而应该有草莽气，不应该手无缚鸡之力，而应该临舷而歌，鼓盆而歌，如孟子所言，大人者，不失其赤子之心者也。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2454820464/",
"time": "2019-04-04 17:36:28",
"saying": "冰箱，当人们拉开时灯火通明，当人们离开时冰冷黑暗，可见冰箱是讨好型人格。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2448438625/",
"time": "2019-03-29 16:17:51",
"saying": "如果把全世界女人想减肥的念力收集起来，应该可以将地球推出银河系。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2446540099/",
"time": "2019-03-27 16:32:48",
"saying": "聊天时不给对方留话口，让对方拥有不必回复的安全感，是每个懂事的大人都应该做的。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2444900203/",
"time": "2019-03-25 21:29:40",
"saying": "待到山花烂漫时，他们收门票。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2440665765/",
"time": "2019-03-21 18:08:45",
"saying": "“人能于晴雨晦明皆无所碍，即可以处富贵贫贱无入不得。”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2434476046/",
"time": "2019-03-15 15:15:55",
"saying": "尴尬是有风略过后槽牙"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2434001791/",
"time": "2019-03-14 23:58:48",
"saying": "有人说丧是负能量，那一定是误会丧了，丧不是上吊的绳子，丧只是人们跟上吊的绳子开开玩笑。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2433079146/",
"time": "2019-03-14 01:04:27",
"saying": "车到山前必有路，没到山前先这么开着。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2423479978/",
"time": "2019-03-04 22:55:31",
"saying": "有些事只管去相信，自己也别问自己为什么。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2403992988/",
"time": "2019-02-17 12:12:32",
"saying": "人类能把火箭发送到月亮却还不能把梦发送给梦到的人"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2398465329/",
"time": "2019-02-13 14:34:57",
"saying": "世界很好玩 不好玩的是我"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2396427482/",
"time": "2019-02-12 08:29:14",
"saying": "点赞要趁早"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2383384523/",
"time": "2019-02-02 23:25:29",
"saying": "如果我把玩游戏的时间都用在学习上的话，那我早抑郁了。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2382686426/",
"time": "2019-02-02 11:18:47",
"saying": "越了解世间疾苦越明白这世界用道理根本说不通，道理是用来自我安慰的，让人类觉得自己还像个人。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2377745345/",
"time": "2019-01-28 17:00:10",
"saying": "黄昏是太阳对月亮的告白吗"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2374440969/",
"time": "2019-01-25 15:03:34",
"saying": "想吃生日蛋糕，来不及吹蜡烛直接拿勺子刳着吃还有点噎那种。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2365741712/",
"time": "2019-01-17 00:00:12",
"saying": "“穴位是宇宙在人体中藏的井。”\n妈耶，我居然在中医书上看见一句诗。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2365315865/",
"time": "2019-01-16 16:44:58",
"saying": "太阳落山的时候\n云彩说\n领导走了都别飘了"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2361484727/",
"time": "2019-01-13 00:05:14",
"saying": "“我也有脾气要发，但只说说俏皮话。”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2349728270/",
"time": "2019-01-03 00:06:47",
"saying": "与植物说话有奇怪的成长感"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2338099021/",
"time": "2018-12-24 10:39:13",
"saying": "敏感是天赋"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2334097690/",
"time": "2018-12-21 00:18:12",
"saying": "想去意大利的小岛上当邮递员，每天主要的工作是散步以及和别人打招呼。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2332599114/",
"time": "2018-12-19 16:45:48",
"saying": "明白的道理是不能说穿的，说穿了便会隐匿起来，换做一种新的、不能领悟的道理在你身上悄然运行起来，直到你在新的挫折和打击中重新领悟它，它能持续多久取决于你领悟它的深度和保守它的长度。就像薛定谔的猫，你不打开盒子时道理在那，你打开了道理就没有了。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2327282449/",
"time": "2018-12-15 00:39:43",
"saying": "“逢人不说人间事，便是人间无事人 ”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2317274038/",
"time": "2018-12-05 12:55:13",
"saying": "玩不是浪费时间，玩得没意思才是。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2316091332/",
"time": "2018-12-04 09:30:51",
"saying": "不必怀疑，那些远远看着就讨厌的人，离近了只会是更讨厌。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2311010743/",
"time": "2018-11-29 13:39:29",
"saying": "有时会突然对所有东西都失去了兴趣\n怅然若失却不知道失去了什么\n仿佛有一桩怎么也想不起来的心事 \n像早衰又像无知"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2309752610/",
"time": "2018-11-28 06:35:51",
"saying": "早上六点大街上飘着的油饼火烧焦香味闻起来像平凡人的一生"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2305726987/",
"time": "2018-11-24 13:25:32",
"saying": "久发不回的短信，可能是因为对方想失去你。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2292770141/",
"time": "2018-11-10 19:22:32",
"saying": "虽然我只是个普通人，但我发呆时胸中牵挂的是整个宇宙的问题。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2287467016/",
"time": "2018-11-04 10:10:29",
"saying": "该有的总会有\n不会有的不会有\n关键是体面"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2285250411/",
"time": "2018-11-01 14:37:51",
"saying": "发呆其实是身体正在处理缓存"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2283634332/",
"time": "2018-10-30 12:50:00",
"saying": "今天吃了苦瓜，感觉自己成熟多了。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2277781774/",
"time": "2018-10-23 10:51:59",
"saying": "不知道干什么时喝杯白开水"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2267465341/",
"time": "2018-10-11 11:23:21",
"saying": "当你的潜意识忘掉一个人时，你会经常梦到她，哭的笑的，或者假装不经意地接近你，或者在墓地里突然地出现，直到有一天你梦到她的背影在人群当中，头也不回，你就知道，你洗刷干净了所有与她的联系。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2266854732/",
"time": "2018-10-10 15:55:15",
"saying": "当你的人生跌到谷底时，那种不可能再坏的安全感是一种快感。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2265096617/",
"time": "2018-10-08 14:37:32",
"saying": "所谓的稳定 只是很慢的不稳定"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2251116262/",
"time": "2018-09-22 09:35:31",
"saying": "读书要提升的是我们的判断力，而不是记忆力。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2248046882/",
"time": "2018-09-18 07:54:23",
"saying": "梦到自己从古墓里挖掘出一本秘籍，赶紧翻开看，上面写着“白萝卜与肉同炖，比肉还嫩”。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2247269092/",
"time": "2018-09-17 07:15:01",
"saying": "喜欢的事现在就要做\n因为人生没时间给你做喜欢的事"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2245046645/",
"time": "2018-09-14 12:55:02",
"saying": "“只对自己负责是很好的精神休息。”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2237009782/",
"time": "2018-09-04 10:55:23",
"saying": "对于让你失望的人，不要给他机会让你失望第二次。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2235934249/",
"time": "2018-09-02 23:49:46",
"saying": "无论下定决心做什么事都不要把前提条件准备得太充分，比如想跑步就不要把装备买得太极致，想读书就不要把读书的地方布置得太舒适，经验告诉我们，这样是成不了事的。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2223795103/",
"time": "2018-08-21 11:31:35",
"saying": "跟大家分享一个拍照技巧：多拍几张。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2211975804/",
"time": "2018-08-10 08:55:18",
"saying": "他强由他强，我懒我的床。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2209327460/",
"time": "2018-08-06 16:30:41",
"saying": "当你觉得为时已晚的时候，的确是有点晚了。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2208009893/",
"time": "2018-08-05 01:44:11",
"saying": "拿着拖把在家里差点滑倒，感觉自己像被暗算了的猪八戒。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2205865687/",
"time": "2018-08-02 13:44:37",
"saying": "人生的弯路真是一米都不会少，前面你抄了近路，后面路上就一定有你逃掉的那一课。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2203228633/",
"time": "2018-07-30 10:58:59",
"saying": "成熟就是意识到你逃不过工作，所以不如好好工作 。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2200507109/",
"time": "2018-07-27 01:26:40",
"saying": "刘若英害我每次吃烤鸭总感觉少点什么"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2198547471/",
"time": "2018-07-24 16:59:47",
"saying": "做人要想酷，就绝不能解释自己的笑话。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2195669453/",
"time": "2018-07-21 08:58:05",
"saying": "怕什么真理无穷，反正你又不学。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2193185434/",
"time": "2018-07-18 12:26:17",
"saying": "努力一定有收获吗？答案是肯定的，因为你起码可以收获累。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2191830985/",
"time": "2018-07-17 00:05:06",
"saying": "名字是一个人在宇宙中的坐标"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2189932445/",
"time": "2018-07-14 06:44:04",
"saying": "人生就是\n不是有这事\n就是有那事"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2187818130/",
"time": "2018-07-10 11:00:43",
"saying": "越长大越懂得时间宝贵，所以长大后我决不允许别人浪费我的时间只能我自己浪费。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2186221749/",
"time": "2018-07-07 18:31:03",
"saying": "重庆今天教给我一个道理，你费尽力气上到的八楼只不过是别人的一楼而已。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2185609160/",
"time": "2018-07-06 16:21:50",
"saying": "记忆力非常重要，因为把同一个秘密郑重其事分享两遍会很尴尬。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2181838167/",
"time": "2018-06-29 10:48:54",
"saying": "如果今天的我没有感觉到昨天的我是个傻逼的话，那今天的进步是不够的。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2180670950/",
"time": "2018-06-26 17:44:09",
"saying": "喝可乐和戒可乐，到底哪个是放弃人生的滋味。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2177172596/",
"time": "2018-06-19 20:47:11",
"saying": "手机从桌上滑落被我一把接住，激动得没人说，只好自己在家鼓掌。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2174365178/",
"time": "2018-06-14 08:49:56",
"saying": "道理大多都是在顺境中消遣着说的，真正在逆境中的人只想闭嘴和逃离这个世界。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2170250439/",
"time": "2018-06-05 18:43:31",
"saying": "不谈恋爱so lonely，谈了恋爱no money。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2169796545/",
"time": "2018-06-04 18:45:04",
"saying": "不知道是不是错觉，有时候对这世界刻薄点，这世界才知道对你好。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2166834628/",
"time": "2018-05-29 12:13:35",
"saying": "今天做了一件很勇敢的事：话不投机硬要说。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2166274750/",
"time": "2018-05-28 08:30:29",
"saying": "我最近的人生态度主要取决于当天的气温是不是超过30摄氏度。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2165618015/",
"time": "2018-05-26 22:55:42",
"saying": "“没有自信的人就要靠扎实到可怕的技术获得自信。”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2162673072/",
"time": "2018-05-20 22:03:41",
"saying": "睡觉前上个厕所是我对生活的仪式感"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2161102254/",
"time": "2018-05-17 21:48:33",
"saying": "夜幕降临 我的好友都变成了哲学家"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2159814101/",
"time": "2018-05-14 23:31:26",
"saying": "当某人的某句话惊醒了你，不是他教会了你，而是你发现了自己内心原来就有的东西。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2157831149/",
"time": "2018-05-11 01:07:32",
"saying": "觉得困了就应该去睡觉，因为那是梦在叫你。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2155025923/",
"time": "2018-05-05 09:16:42",
"saying": "没有任何一个梦是无缘无故的，哪怕任何一个细节都是有象征性的，如果我们觉得梦荒诞，是因为我们不理解它要说什么。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2153698280/",
"time": "2018-05-02 12:34:46",
"saying": "少壮不努力，上班像演戏。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2153511839/",
"time": "2018-05-01 23:48:12",
"saying": "深夜拉开一罐可乐，是世界上最小的庆祝仪式。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2153087187/",
"time": "2018-05-01 09:28:16",
"saying": "一个人的品味是重要的，因为品味决定了自知。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2152302058/",
"time": "2018-04-29 18:35:58",
"saying": "垃圾袋会知道第一个垃圾是它自己的包装袋吗"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2150822892/",
"time": "2018-04-26 12:56:05",
"saying": "或许我们更应该享受一种免费的生活，比如刚洗完澡出门吹初夏的晚风，比如干头发时听没听过的音乐，比如翻出冰箱角落里的食物然后认真吃掉，比如用外卖的盒子种一棵植物，这种节俭的情调让我感到自由和踏实。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2148647830/",
"time": "2018-04-22 00:42:37",
"saying": "今天是世界地球日\n祝福地球\n每天带着75亿人转\n您辛苦了"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2147020451/",
"time": "2018-04-18 20:20:47",
"saying": "无糖可乐比可乐难喝在少了一点人性里的疯狂。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2146320638/",
"time": "2018-04-17 11:01:39",
"saying": "我是一个经不起反问的人，你要是反问我我就怀疑自己。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2144144604/",
"time": "2018-04-13 08:42:26",
"saying": "看到一个笑话\n我笑了\n想到可以发给你\n我又笑了"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2142050428/",
"time": "2018-04-09 15:44:36",
"saying": "洗衣液一定要买好的，因为洗衣液决定了你的体香。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2140854287/",
"time": "2018-04-08 12:16:48",
"saying": "天气好到仿佛什么都不做才是人生的意义。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2137839814/",
"time": "2018-04-04 14:07:16",
"saying": "我能有什么理想，只不过是当个有钱的小老百姓罢了 。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2136674156/",
"time": "2018-04-02 09:13:48",
"saying": "对画了眼线的男孩子没有任何抵抗力，忍不住想打他。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2134012759/",
"time": "2018-03-28 09:33:15",
"saying": "要做的事情太多了，不知道从哪一件开始放弃比较好。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2133364498/",
"time": "2018-03-26 22:23:14",
"saying": "听交响乐入睡有一种自己去世了的高贵感觉"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2132049722/",
"time": "2018-03-24 12:40:05",
"saying": "多和优秀的人在一起，让不认识你的人误以为你也很优秀。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2131557809/",
"time": "2018-03-23 12:34:05",
"saying": "你心事重重坐在那里的样子好像一只黄闷鸡"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2131195130/",
"time": "2018-03-22 17:18:02",
"saying": "有些话没说出口，是因为你还不想离开。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2130260437/",
"time": "2018-03-20 17:50:50",
"saying": "生活的真相就是无论你坐在桌子哪一边，火锅里冒出来的烟都往脸上飘。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2129530045/",
"time": "2018-03-19 08:09:08",
"saying": "周一的早上我元气满满地对着镜子说：新的一周也要记得苦中作乐喔！"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2123759034/",
"time": "2018-03-07 20:51:26",
"saying": "没必要把这世界的什么都讲出个道理来"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2123037394/",
"time": "2018-03-06 12:09:34",
"saying": "从所有人，到所有人：感谢和我们在一起。生日快乐！#豆瓣十周年#"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2121379019/",
"time": "2018-03-03 13:06:27",
"saying": "“该欠人情的时候就欠吧，如果相互喜欢，一辈子的亏欠就有一辈子的故事。”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2119383755/",
"time": "2018-02-27 18:29:37",
"saying": "饭桌上可以率先玩手机是身份地位的象征。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2117356475/",
"time": "2018-02-24 09:11:53",
"saying": "研究了一下同龄人的成功秘诀，发现主要是命好。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2112563214/",
"time": "2018-02-16 15:13:57",
"saying": "那些想说却没说出去的话，最终变成了性格长在我们的身体里。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2112281782/",
"time": "2018-02-15 19:36:33",
"saying": "中华人民共和国年会马上开始了"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2110995835/",
"time": "2018-02-12 21:15:04",
"saying": "过年了见到以前讨厌的人，果然还是像以前一样讨厌呢。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2109378176/",
"time": "2018-02-09 14:33:20",
"saying": "托克维尔说：“我看着芸芸众生全是一副相似的面孔，没有出类拔萃之人，亦无愚昧落后之徒”。两百年了，这句话越来越对了。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2108933521/",
"time": "2018-02-08 16:15:39",
"saying": "希腊人真的很浪漫，希腊人说：“爱神，你住在少女骄傲的面颊上，生命短促，没有一个人躲得了你。”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2108534160/",
"time": "2018-02-07 20:22:57",
"saying": "每个人在每个年龄段都有自己的道理要讲，每个人在每个年龄段都有自己的错误要犯，随他去吧。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2108259476/",
"time": "2018-02-07 09:25:11",
"saying": "我闭嘴不是我错了，只是图个世界清静。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2107778455/",
"time": "2018-02-06 10:10:38",
"saying": "不敢和能唱青藏高原的女人吵架"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2107340238/",
"time": "2018-02-05 13:05:55",
"saying": "自己不努力没资格要求别人帮你，有人帮你按着电梯门的时候一定跑两步。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2096831924/",
"time": "2018-01-15 20:05:56",
"saying": "把快乐分享给朋友\n快乐会加倍\n把痛苦分享给朋友\n朋友会减半"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2096015567/",
"time": "2018-01-14 11:36:47",
"saying": "太高兴的时候不敢张扬，怕被生活看到。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2092195480/",
"time": "2018-01-07 07:54:17",
"saying": "我生物钟的主要功能就是在休息日按照上班时间把我唤醒。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2090838509/",
"time": "2018-01-04 21:44:23",
"saying": "喜欢一个人\n夜长\n梦多"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2090724119/",
"time": "2018-01-04 17:51:30",
"saying": "高高兴兴上班来，啥也没干回家去。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2090245155/",
"time": "2018-01-03 20:16:52",
"saying": "公众号小编的祖师爷是夸父，因为他一辈子都在追热点。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2088895841/",
"time": "2018-01-01 13:02:26",
"saying": "有些猫说不清哪里好，但就是什么狗都替代不了。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2084974078/",
"time": "2017-12-25 18:35:39",
"saying": "看七龙珠时发现一个问题：全宇宙都说日语。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2083602634/",
"time": "2017-12-23 10:23:19",
"saying": "电梯里不知是谁留下的香水味，但感觉她离开时风尘仆仆。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2083401190/",
"time": "2017-12-22 22:47:11",
"saying": "月亮下面我们哭的事情，古人都已经哭过了。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2078960736/",
"time": "2017-12-14 09:48:22",
"saying": "有些事不用退一万步讲，因为我听不清。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2078050488/",
"time": "2017-12-12 08:18:21",
"saying": "走进一座没有暖气的房子\n就像走进了我的银行账户\n冰冷空洞而绝望\n这里唯一的访客是信用卡还款专员"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2077625124/",
"time": "2017-12-11 08:39:56",
"saying": "骂人时一定要懂得分寸，骂得太轻有些傻子是感觉不到你在骂他的。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2075085203/",
"time": "2017-12-05 22:22:15",
"saying": "林深时见鹿\n海蓝时见鲸\n梦醒时见你\n没钱时见鬼"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2074657966/",
"time": "2017-12-04 23:11:16",
"saying": "梦想使人成为自己的奴隶"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2071809045/",
"time": "2017-11-28 23:43:06",
"saying": "给陈冠希恢复硬盘的哥们还活着吗，我有事想拜托他。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2070132584/",
"time": "2017-11-25 17:01:54",
"saying": "开心的时候看星星，不开心的时候看月亮。"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2068935241/",
"time": "2017-11-22 21:51:40",
"saying": "“不论何处有深渊，月光总能将它们抚平。”"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2068654229/",
"time": "2017-11-22 09:06:38",
"saying": "长得越好看摔倒时就越有人说你棒"
},
{
"url": "https://www.douban.com/people/auxt/status/2066434893/",
"time": "2017-11-17 09:50:32",
"saying": "供暖带给我尊严"