A Telegram bot that spurts random quotes by Edsger W. Dijkstra (and tells you that it loves you).
Created as an exercise in bot design (and server setup), and written in PHP using Telegram Bot API.
Start absorbing Dijkstra's wisdom by clicking on this link..
/start - Begin interacting with the bot.
/quote - Fetch and display a random quote.
I may add some other commands and features later.
Work in progress