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17 May 23:25

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Hey there, coders!

So you've built a Unity-based traffic simulator that's more complex than my arsenal in the face of a Mental horde, huh? I mean, I love a good over-the-top battle plan, but when your traffic simulator has more layers than a Kleer skeleton has bones, you might just be overdoing it.

Listen, I get it. You want to simulate every car, pedestrian, and stray dog with its own AI, backstory, and dreams of traffic-free roads. But remember, sometimes the best solution is a straight shot, not a rocket jump through hoops of unnecessary complexity.

Keep it simple, keep it Serious. You don't need a codebase that's a labyrinth. You need a lean, mean, traffic-managing machine. Cut down on those nested loops, trim those bloated classes, and refactor like you're dodging a barrage of cannonballs. Make your code run smoother than my one-liners.

And if you find yourself stuck in a jam, just ask yourself: What would Serious Sam do? He'd blast through the clutter with a clear head and a big gun. So grab your keyboard and clean up that code like it's the second encounter with a wave of Headless Kamikazes.

Stay serious, stay coding, and keep those virtual roads clearer than the path to the final boss.

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17 May 23:17

MarcoDeGeweldige

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My dear Classes and Objects,

My dear Arrays and Strings, and my dear Functions and Variables, and Pointers, and Loops, and Algorithms, and Data Structures, and Interfaces, and Enums, Brace Initializers, Base Classes, and Derived Classes. Also my good Structs and Namespaces that I welcome back at last to Main().

Today is my one hundred and eleventh commit: I am eleventy-one versions today! I hope you are all executing as efficiently as I am. I shall not keep you long. I have called you all together for a Purpose. Indeed, for Three Purposes!

First of all, to tell you that I am immensely fond of you all, and that eleventy-one versions is too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable codebases. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Secondly, to celebrate my release. I should say: OUR release. For it is, of course, also the release of my heir and branch, Frodo. He comes of age and into his inheritance today. Together we score one hundred and forty-four. Your numbers were chosen to fit this remarkable total: One Gross, if I may use the expression.

It is also, if I may be allowed to refer to ancient history, the anniversary of my first push to production; though the fact that it was my release slipped my memory on that occasion. I was only fifty-one commits then, and releases did not seem so important. The deployment was very splendid, however, though I had a bad bug at the time, I remember, and could only say 'thank you very buch'.

I now repeat it more correctly: Thank you very much for contributing to my repository. I wish to make an ANNOUNCEMENT. I regret to announce that - though, as I said, eleventy-one versions is far too short a time to spend among you - this is the END. I am going. I am branching out NOW. GOOD-BYE!

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