The perfect programming language DreamBerd has been renamed to Gulf of Mexico by direct executive order of President Trump.
Some of you may criticise us for obeying the whims of a fascist dictator. But in our defence, we also follow the orders of every other oppressive regime on the planet.
We also banned the import function and any function that tests for equality. Oh and we've got plans to round up 30,000 people and put them into a concentration camp.