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oh hey, hello there!

this is me again, mr. caveman. just wanted to say that you seem like a nice dude. i know this, because you bothered to click on wiki. i hope to utilise this page to put some content that would help you a bit more. however, right now, all i have is sry, to disappoint. but, again, i don't think it's that boring to read my text. is it? in case you're still reading this, i must say, you're even a nicer dude than i originally thought.

i was thinking to put my btc address here to collect donations, but since you're such a nice dude who decided to read all this text, i chose to not put my btc address, because, let's admit it, if you're so nice, it's me who should pay you, so the fact that i didn't get your donations would amount as a negative donation? so i guess this means that i effectively paid you for being so nice? yup. this is caveman maths right there.

anyways, thanks to you sir for stoppin by. be safe, and always remember that i am with you. do you know why i'm with you? because my people is not defined by a politician-made border nor a politician-made flag. my people are those of merit, irrespective of your geographical location, colour, language, amount of hair arm, etc. that said, i must say that having beard is nice.

i know, you might be thinking that this text is written by AI? GPT-3? no. this is actually me, mr. caveman, a human. i'm not GPT-3. i'm not a GPT-3 who denies to be GPT-3 either. i'm also not a GPT-3 who denies to be a (GPT-3 who denies to be GPT-3). sry i had to put brackets here to make parsing easier. see? GPT-3 can't use brackets like i do here, because GPT-3 is actually mostly mimicking internety mainstreamy kind of texts. GPT-3 can't be as awesome as me. i mean, GPT-3 can be as awesome as someone else, who might be more awesome than me, but not exactly as awesome as me. because, my awesomeness is a quantity defined on the space of real numbers, and the probability of sampling a person who has exactly my very same awesomeness is nearly impossible. that said, i must say, GPT-3 is sort of a retard, because while its spelling is nearly perfect, it somehow scored below average in SAT test.

yours faithfully, caveman.