Ask and you shall receive, especially if it’s a fun idea for a useless package.
Download the development version from GitHub with:
remotes::install_github("asteves/there")
How do you get a pick me up?
library(there)
there()
#> [1] "'I regret nothing. The end.' Ron Swanson"
## Or alternatively
there::there()
#> [1] "Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines."