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README.md

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-# boneskull-template
+# 💨 midnight-smoker
 
-> JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT
+> Run smoke tests against packages as they would be published
 
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+## Motivation
 
-## Install
+This thing helps prevent you from publishing something which passes all the tests, but is misconfigured or fails when a consumer tries to install or run it.
 
-```shell
-$ npm install PACKAGENAME
+Examples of things that would be a problem:
+
+- Missing files in published package
+- `devDepenencies` which should be `dependencies`
+- Weirdo `exports` configuration
+- Wonky lifecycle scripts
+
+`midnight-smoker` is intended to run in CI or in a pre-publish lifecycle script.
+
+## Example Usage
+
+```bash
+npx midnight-smoker test:smoke # runs npm script "test:smoke"
+💨 midnight-smoker v1.0.0
+✔ Found npm at /wherever/npm/lives/bin/npm
+✔ Packed 1 package
+✔ Installed 1 package
+✔ Successfully ran 1 script
+✔ Lovey-dovey! 💖
 ```
 
-## Usage
+`midnight-smoker` is compatible with npm workspaces and stuff.
+
+**Run `npx midnight-smoker --help`** for more information.
+
+## What It Does
+
+Three (3) things:
+
+1. It runs `npm pack` on the package(s)
+2. Installs the resulting tarballs to a temp dir (or dir of your choosing)
+3. Runs an npm script (from the `scripts` field of your `package.json`) within the installed package
+
+That's it. That's the project.
+
+## Installation
+
+You can use `npx` or just `npm install midnight-smoker -D`.
 
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+Requires Node.js v14.0.0 or higher.
 
 ## Notes
 
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+That song sucks.
 
 ## License
 
-Copyright © 2019 Christopher Hiller. Licensed Apache-2.0
+Copyright © 2022 [Christopher "boneskull" Hiller](https://github.com/boneskull). Licensed Apache-2.0