Skip to content

A modern, Internet-of-things way to put people into friendzone by piping facebook to Cleverbot

License

Notifications You must be signed in to change notification settings

conte91/Fibonaccialo

Repository files navigation

Fibonaccialo - The hipster way to FriendZone

There was this little guy, at first he seemed lovely, but... After two hours he knew me, it started dazzling me with unbearable sentences and words like "happiness" and "family". Then I discovered Fibonaccialo. Now I have a new, digital goldfish aquarium to watch everyday.

-- Ajeja Brazorf, famous Italian fiche-de-bois

Are you tired of all that messaging stuff from people who you just don't care of?

Here comes the solution.

  • That old man you met at a party keeps writing about his passion for blonde, young women? Fibonaccialo.

  • A friend of yours won't stop tormenting you with the photos of his beautiful tatooes? Fibonaccialo

  • That guy at the pub insists on buying you beers and vodka shots? You idiot. Take them.

Usage

Fibonaccialo defends you from spammer lovers by piping in both directions a facebook conversation with a Cleverbot session.

Just clone the repo, run make and then enter your informations into ./leonardo.sh. The script/repo name is due to Leonardo Fibonacci, which first of all proposed a good algorithm to put people into friend-zone by answering each Facebook message after nextFibonacciNumber() minutes.

You will need to input your facebook address (which for most of all is ID@chat.facebook.com), your password for logging in and the numerical ID of the person you want to Fibonacciare.

leonardo.sh will do everything for you.

Software requirements

Being a piece of crappy copypasta such a highly-engineered software, Fibonaccialo needs libpurple (Pidgin) and sendxmpp to be installed and configured to work properly.

Final notes

Well, enjoy it. Please read the licence files (in-file licences prevail over this file) and the disclaimer before using. If you need anything, just contact me.

Dedicated to Lucia, lovely friend and beta tester, to whom I hope this will be most useful.

About

A modern, Internet-of-things way to put people into friendzone by piping facebook to Cleverbot

Resources

License

Stars

Watchers

Forks

Releases

No releases published

Packages

No packages published