Safety first.
ohoohoh god SCIENTIFIC STOCHHOLE SYDNROME
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Earth#hashtag
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_of_the_universe
if you understand 0 (0 is something )
then you are able to understand string theory
(not flattering at all.)
flattering would be like you understand string theory
flattering or not
you do.