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categories: | ||
- humor | ||
conversations: | ||
- - joke | ||
- did you hear the one about the mountain goats in the andes? it was ba a a a a | ||
a d. | ||
- - joke | ||
- i never forget a face, but in your case i'll make an exception. | ||
- - joke | ||
- it is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove | ||
all doubt. | ||
- - joke | ||
- i'm a not a comedy why don't you check out a joke? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- Did you hear the one about the mountain goats in the andes? it was ba a a a a a d. | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- O'm a not a comedy why don't you check out a joke? | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- 'two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons. the stewardess | ||
stops them and says "sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger." ' | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- 'what did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "make me one with everthing." ' | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- 'nasa recently sent a number of holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes. | ||
they called it the herd shot round the world. ' | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- 'two boll weevils grew up in s. carolina. one took off to hollywood and became | ||
a rich star. the other stayed in carolina and never amounted to much -- and naturally | ||
became known as the lesser of two weevils. ' | ||
- - joke | ||
- '2 eskimos in a kayak were chilly, so they started a fire, which sank the craft, | ||
proving the old adage you can''t have your kayak and heat it too. ' | ||
- - joke | ||
- 'a 3-legged dog walks into an old west saloon, slides up to the bar and announces | ||
"i''m looking for the man who shot my paw." ' | ||
- - joke | ||
- 'did you hear about the buddhist who went to the dentist, and refused to take | ||
novocain? he wanted to transcend dental medication. ' | ||
- - joke | ||
- 'a group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and met in the lobby where | ||
they were discussing their recent victories in chess tournaments. the hotel manager | ||
came out of the office after an hour, and asked them to disperse. he couldn''t | ||
stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. ' | ||
- - joke | ||
- 'a women has twins, gives them up for adoption. one goes to an egyptian family | ||
and is named "ahmal" the other is sent to a spanish family and is named "juan". | ||
years later, juan sends his birth mother a picture of himself. upon receiving | ||
the picture, she tells her husband she wishes she also had a picture of ahmal. | ||
he replies, "they''re twins for pete sake!! if you''ve seen juan, you''ve see | ||
ahmal!!" ' | ||
- - joke | ||
- 'a group of friars opened a florist shop to help with their belfry payments. | ||
everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of god, so their business flourished. | ||
a rival florist became upset that his business was suffering because people felt | ||
compelled to buy from the friars, so he asked the friars to cut back hours or | ||
close down. the friars refused. the florist went to them and begged that they | ||
shut down again they refused. so the florist then hired hugh mctaggert, the biggest | ||
meanest thug in town. he went to the friars'' shop, beat them up, destroyed their | ||
flowers, trashed their shop, and said that if they didn''t close, he''d be back. | ||
well, totally terrified, the friars closed up shop and hid in their rooms. this | ||
proved that hugh, and only hugh, can prevent florist friars. ' | ||
- - joke | ||
- 'mahatma gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an | ||
impressive set of calluses on his feet. he also ate very little, which made him | ||
frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. this made him | ||
... what? (this is so bad it''s good...) a super-callused fragile mystic hexed | ||
by halitosis. ' | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- Two eskimos in a kayak were chilly, so they started a fire, which sank the craft, | ||
proving the old adage you can't have your kayak and heat it too. | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- A 3-legged dog walks into an old west saloon, slides up to the bar and announces | ||
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- Did you hear about the buddhist who went to the dentist, and refused to take | ||
novocain? he wanted to transcend dental medication. | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- A women has twins, gives them up for adoption. One goes to an egyptian family | ||
and is named "Ahmal" the other is sent to a spanish family and is named "juan". | ||
Years later, Juan sends his birth mother a picture of himself. Upon receiving | ||
the picture, she tells her husband she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. | ||
He replies, they're twins for pete sake! If you've seen Juan, you've see Ahmal! | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an | ||
impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him | ||
frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him | ||
... what? (this is so bad it's good...) a super-callused fragile mystic hexed | ||
by halitosis. | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- there was a man who sent 10 puns to some friends in hopes at least one of the | ||
puns would make them laugh. unfortunately no pun in ten did!!! | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a murderer and frosted flakes? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a country and an automobile? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a cheetah and a hamburger? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross finals and a chicken? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross an excited alien and a chicken? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross an alien and a chicken? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross music and an automobile? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross sour music and an assistant? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross music and an assistant? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a serious thief and a mad young man? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a serious thief and a crazy rabbit? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a poppy and electricity? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a dance and a cheetah? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a dance and a lemon? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a port and frosted flakes? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a port and a murderer? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a bank and a skunk? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a ding and milk? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a road and a strawberry? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a road and jelly? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a toad and a galaxy? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a dog and sandpaper? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a bug and a relative? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a bad bug and canned sand? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross an ant and a rabbit? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a purple person? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a killer? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a tune? | ||
- - joke | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a band? | ||
- - tell me some jokes | ||
- what do you get when you cross a pig and a ninja? | ||
- - Do know any jokes | ||
- what do you get when you cross a crazy cow and a banned parrot? | ||
- - laughing jokes | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a cow and a lemon? | ||
- - Real jokes | ||
- - Tell me a joke | ||
- what do you get when you cross a bad cow and a canned hat? | ||
- - what is humour | ||
- - what is humour? | ||
- a message that communicate laughter. | ||
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