add an initial contributor CoC

this is so everybody knows this project is LEGIT and that you--yes
YOU--are welcome to help us build this weird little thing.

<3 to @BanTiK for the idea and the draft

CONDUCT.md

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+# Contributor Code of Conduct
+## Version 0.3a
+
+As contributors and maintainers of this project, we pledge to respect all people who contribute through reporting issues, posting feature requests, updating documentation, submitting pull requests or patches, and other activities.
+
+If any participant in this project has issues or takes exception with a contribution, they are obligated to provide constructive feedback and never resort to personal attacks, trolling, public or private harrassment, insults, or other unprofessional conduct.
+
+We promise to extend courtesy and respect to everyone involved in this project regardless of gender, gender identity, sexual orientation, ability or disability, ethnicity, religion, or level of experience.