A GreaseMonkey JavaScript implementation of xkcd's "Substitutions that make reading the news more fun"
Using just vanilla JavaScript, it will make your news reading a lot more fun!
- 'witnesses' -> 'these dudes I know'
- 'allegedgly' -> 'kinda probably'
- 'new study' -> 'Tumblr post'
- 'rebuild' -> 'avenge'
- 'space' -> 'spaaace'
- 'google glass' -> 'Virtual Boy'
- 'smartphone' -> 'Pokédex'
- 'electric' -> 'atomic'
- 'senator' -> 'elf-lord'
- 'car' -> 'cat'
- 'election' -> 'eating contest'
- 'congressional leaders' -> 'river spirits'
- 'homeland security' -> 'homestar runner'
- 'could not be reached for comment' -> 'is guilty and everyone knows it'
- See full list on: http://pastebin.com/z6zvSryw (source)
Just add xkcd-substitutions.user.js
to your GreaseMonkey user scripts, stir, shake, roflcopters
.
...Or just click HERE to install it (you must have GreaseMonkey for the link to do the trick)
The script comes with some included news site, adjust to your prefs!