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| title: "ChatGPT, write a parody of The Raven starring my cats" | ||
| date: "Sun Mar 10 21:18:28 -0400 2024" | ||
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| ChatGPT, write a parody of The Raven starring my cats... | ||
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| > Once upon a sunlit morning, while I snored, my dreams adorning, | ||
| > Over toys and treats galore, scattered 'round the chamber floor— | ||
| > While I dreamt of mousey treasure, suddenly there came a measure, | ||
| > As of Zelda, my dear sister, scratching at the chamber door. | ||
| > "'Tis that troublemaker, Zelda," I muttered, scratching at the door— | ||
| > Only this and nothing more. | ||
| > | ||
| > Ah, how well I remember, in the sunny days of September, | ||
| > When the world outside seemed brighter than my old toy store. | ||
| > In that moment, eyes wide open, Zelda pleaded for a token, | ||
| > Of my snacks, her silence broken, as she scratched upon the door. | ||
| > Eagerly I debated, should I share or slam the door— | ||
| > Yearning for peace, nothing more. | ||
| > | ||
| > As I pondered this intrusion, filled with feline confusion, | ||
| > Zelda sauntered in unbidden, to explore my chamber floor. | ||
| > Not a purr or friendly greeting, just a stare that seemed repeating, | ||
| > "Mischief brewing, plans completing," she proclaimed without a roar. | ||
| > With a glance, she promised antics, 'round and 'round my chamber door— | ||
| > Zelda's tricks, and nothing more. | ||
| > | ||
| > In her gaze, a spark of madness, like a catnip-fueled gladness, | ||
| > With her antics, so absurd, she pranced across the floor. | ||
| > Though she spoke not, her intentions clear, mischief brewing, spirits near, | ||
| > As she danced, without a care, 'round and 'round my chamber door. | ||
| > With each twirl, a silent laughter, echoed 'round my chamber door— | ||
| > Zelda's schemes, and nothing more. | ||
| > | ||
| > Though I pondered her intentions, amidst dark feline conventions, | ||
| > Zelda cared not for my confessions, nor my plans to restore. | ||
| > Not a clue to her motive, not a hint to placate, | ||
| > Just a game, her wicked bait, 'round and 'round my chamber door. | ||
| > Round and round, her game continued, 'round and 'round my chamber door— | ||
| > Zelda's jests, and nothing more. | ||
| > | ||
| > As the sunlight dimmed its shimmer, casting shadows, growing grimmer, | ||
| > On the carpet, where she pranced, with a grin, she did implore. | ||
| > But her antics soon concluded, with a wink, she then eluded, | ||
| > Through the window, all deluded, up above my chamber door. | ||
| > Gone, but left her haunting spirit, dancing 'round my chamber door— | ||
| > Zelda's mischief, forevermore. | ||
| > | ||
| > So I sit here, musing deeply, pondering her antics steeply, | ||
| > As the shadows whisper softly, 'cross the carpet, 'cross the floor. | ||
| > Though her visit left me rattled, amidst laughter, midst the battle, | ||
| > Zelda's presence, like a riddle, dances 'round my chamber door. | ||
| > And I'll endure her memory, as she prances 'round my chamber door— | ||
| > Zelda's antics, forevermore. |