Arcana

The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate...
Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope.
Yes, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...

— Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3

0. JavaScript, the Fool

Like the Fool, you tread an uncertain path, oblivious to the hazards that lay beneath your feet. Programming language theory are but just words you have yet to figure out the meaning of. On your way forward, you stumbled onto this repository. A carefree action that could well consumed all your precious time — yet you continue on, reading, immersing yourself in the depths of this page in your endless search for experience, knowledge. A true madman, who knows nothing, who fears nothing.

I. Clojure, the Magician

Power. You have finally seized such an immense amount of it that you laugh into the void. In your hands lay the means to bridge the gap between earth and heaven, and anything in between. As the mystical spirits of old spoke, “You Clojure the spirits of computers with your spells.”

II. Lua, the High Priestess

Yet the mysteries haunt you. As you look towards the sky you can see there's too much you can't yet grasp. The secrets here and there whispered, hinted at, called names like “Tables.” You immerse yourself once again, in the depths of such vision, trying to grok such amazing structures — simple, yet intriguing.

III. Scala, the Empress

You have learnt to appreciate the beauty of all the things. Moving forward you encounter the grandeur, the brilliance of a young lady. Slowly you discover her magnificence, and her dominance over all the things. As you dive in, you feel overwhelmed, but you thrive none the less.

IV. Haskell, the Emperor

You reach out for the throne, still full of doubts. But now, more than ever, you find like you can find an answer — a correct one. The stability is comforting, certainly, and you let yourself drift in a world of warms and fuzzies. Sometimes, you feel that things might be a little too strict, but that's just a superficial impression, which quickly fades as you dive deeper in.

V. Smalltalk, the Hierophant

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VI. Ruby, the Lovers

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VII. Idris, the Chariot

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VIII. Rust, Strength

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IX. Io, the Hermit

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X. D, Wheel of Fortune

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XI. Prolog, the Justice

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XII. Java, the Hanged Man

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XIII. Erlang, Death

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XIV. F#, Temperance

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XV. C++, the Devil

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XVI. PHP, the Tower

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XVII. Python, the Star

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XVIII. Perl, the Moon

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XIX. Factor, the Sun

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XX. OCaml, Judgement

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XXI. Racket, the World

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Licence

WTFPL.

Note: I'm fairly sure that at least the Fool, the Magician, the Emperor, the Hanged Man, the Devil and the Tower fits perfectly!