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Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you. | ||
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree. | ||
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Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it? | ||
A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink | ||
it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while | ||
visiting, they always take three. | ||
There are three infallible ways of pleasing an author, and the three form a | ||
rising scale of compliment: 1, to tell him you have read one of his books; 2, | ||
to tell him you have read all of his books; 3, to ask him to let you read the | ||
manuscript of his forthcoming book. No. 1 admits you to his respect; No. 2 | ||
admits you to his admiration; No. 3 carries you clear into his heart. | ||
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" |
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