fix(main/nodejs{,-lts}): patch npm to not check for updates

This should hopefully silence people complaining of unable to update but
npm is showing an update being available.

Closes #13293

packages/nodejs-lts/build.sh

@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ TERMUX_PKG_DESCRIPTION="Open Source, cross-platform JavaScript runtime environme
 TERMUX_PKG_LICENSE="MIT"
 TERMUX_PKG_MAINTAINER="Yaksh Bariya <thunder-coding@termux.dev>"
 TERMUX_PKG_VERSION=20.11.1
+TERMUX_PKG_REVISION=1
 TERMUX_PKG_SRCURL=https://nodejs.org/dist/v${TERMUX_PKG_VERSION}/node-v${TERMUX_PKG_VERSION}.tar.xz
 TERMUX_PKG_SHA256=77813edbf3f7f16d2d35d3353443dee4e61d5ee84d9e3138c7538a3c0ca5209e
 # Note that we do not use a shared libuv to avoid an issue with the Android

packages/nodejs-lts/deps-npm-lib-npm.js.patch

@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+--- ./deps/npm/lib/npm.js.orig	2024-02-21 20:21:11.251716444 +0530
++++ ./deps/npm/lib/npm.js	2024-02-21 20:25:09.207937428 +0530
+@@ -113,12 +113,6 @@
+
+     const timeEnd = this.time(`command:${cmd}`)
+
+-    // this is async but we dont await it, since its ok if it doesnt
+-    // finish before the command finishes running. it uses command and argv
+-    // so it must be initiated here, after the command name is set
+-    // eslint-disable-next-line promise/catch-or-return
+-    updateNotifier(this).then((msg) => (this.updateNotification = msg))
+-
+     // Options are prefixed by a hyphen-minus (-, \u2d).
+     // Other dash-type chars look similar but are invalid.
+     if (!this.#warnedNonDashArg) {

packages/nodejs/build.sh

@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ TERMUX_PKG_DESCRIPTION="Open Source, cross-platform JavaScript runtime environme
 TERMUX_PKG_LICENSE="MIT"
 TERMUX_PKG_MAINTAINER="Yaksh Bariya <thunder-coding@termux.dev>"
 TERMUX_PKG_VERSION=21.6.2
+TERMUX_PKG_REVISION=1
 TERMUX_PKG_SRCURL=https://nodejs.org/dist/v${TERMUX_PKG_VERSION}/node-v${TERMUX_PKG_VERSION}.tar.xz
 TERMUX_PKG_SHA256=191294d445d1e6800359acc8174529b1e18e102147dc5f596030d3dce96931e5
 # thunder-coding: don't try to autoupdate nodejs, that thing takes 2 whole hours to build for a single arch, and requires a lot of patch updates everytime. Also I run tests everytime I update it to ensure least bugs

packages/nodejs/deps-npm-lib-npm.js.patch

@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+--- ./deps/npm/lib/npm.js.orig	2024-02-21 20:21:11.251716444 +0530
++++ ./deps/npm/lib/npm.js	2024-02-21 20:25:09.207937428 +0530
+@@ -113,12 +113,6 @@
+
+     const timeEnd = this.time(`command:${cmd}`)
+
+-    // this is async but we dont await it, since its ok if it doesnt
+-    // finish before the command finishes running. it uses command and argv
+-    // so it must be initiated here, after the command name is set
+-    // eslint-disable-next-line promise/catch-or-return
+-    updateNotifier(this).then((msg) => (this.updateNotification = msg))
+-
+     // Options are prefixed by a hyphen-minus (-, \u2d).
+     // Other dash-type chars look similar but are invalid.
+     if (!this.#warnedNonDashArg) {