《戈戈圈》之懒羊羊请我吃大餐【重生之我是张三】02 #419
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【Gege Circle】Lan Yangyang treat me to a big meal [Reborn: If I Were Zhang San] 02※Tips: Taiwan/Hong Kong Separatist and Anti-China persons, Please browse the works carefully, and at your own risk if there are unexpected consequences. I don't want all these terrible nightmares to happen, but it still happened. I feel very sad, I feel very lost, I feel very weak, but my position will never change. When we get here, we Chinese can only reluctantly give up our love and accept different hurts. Although the damage is deep, it is only temporary. Perhaps, in the near future, we Chinese can see the dawn of hope again. I would like to commemorate my favorite vtuber with this work, as well as those good memories. I love China! I love CCP! I love Chinese people! In 2020, China will be even better! Luo Xiang: In 1995, Zhang San peeped at the little girl taking a bath. In 2004, he forcibly molested a woman in a public place. In 2014, he raped a hunky man. From the age of 8 to 80, both men and women did not let go. Zhang San not only made pornography, but also committed many murders, beheading people with an axe.Zhang San found a friend, and the friend wanted to get regular, but Zhang San couldn't help but threw his friend into the cesspit. His parents said, don't do stupid things, you are still young. Zhang San said: "O-k-a-y." His parents hung up and immediately called the police. Zhang San called his parents and said, "Zhang San is not filial, and only the next life will repay you for your nurturing." Then Zhang San called his parents She was locked in a sheep pen, poured cold water on her body, stuffed ice in her arms, and let more than 200 sheep surrounded and beat them. In the end, the more than 200 sheep really couldn’t stand it. They kidnapped Zhang San and carried him to the police station. He woke up ten times and was killed ten times on the road. In the end, Zhang San still cut the lifeblood of more than 200 sheep and hid on Baiyun Mountain. The police besieged him for ten days and nights, and Zhang San ran out of ammunition and food. Seeing pandas eating pandas, seeing golden monkeys eating golden monkeys, all cockroaches are eaten, seeing aoligay eating aoligay, vomit! In the end, the police couldn’t stand it anymore. They kicked Zhang San to the cliff. Before he fell, Zhang San stubbornly pulled a cane. I passed by. Zhang San said loudly, Big Brother Big Brother help me, I (Luo Xiang) waved his hand and said, "Hello!" He also waved his hand, and fell off with a wave. He said you are still not human? I said I may not be a human, but I mean the dog, Zhang San fell off the cliff with blood all over his body. Zhang San came home wearing a blood suit and found his wife and another man lying on the bed. Zhang San said:"Sumimasen (Excuse me)!" Then Zhang San ran out of the house and sneaked into Li Si's house late at night. He found that Li Si with long hair was sleeping. Zhang San had sex with Li Si. As a result, Li Si drank a bit too much. After the relationship, he found out that there was a man lying beside him. He was frightened and prepared to shout. But Zhang San found out that Li Si was a man. Zhang San hurriedly ran away. Li Si By the moonlight, he found out that it was Zhang San, so he stopped calling. Said: "Why are you? Frighten me." Zhang San said: "Get out!" Li Si shut Zhang San in the toilet, and Zhang San said: There are only things you can't think of, nothing my third child can't do. Today, my third child challenged me to eat shit, brothers, aoligay, fucked it! ! ! Finally, Zhang San took a puppet doll while poking and chanting a spell, but Li Si died of a heart attack on the spot. We need to see if there is any homicide objectively, and whether there is a causal relationship between the behavior and the result of death. In modern society, do we think this kind of toy infringes the right to life? No. Does it constitute the crime of intentional homicide? Does not constitute. In fact, the distinction between action and inaction is not easy to distinguish, or not. So the question is, what is the crime of killing Tsai Ing-wen (doge)? 🐶👍👍 Notes:On September 30, 2020, a sunny morning, Dean Shi Weibin who works in Shanghai is quite busy. On July 18 last year, Shi Weibin made malicious remarks on "Kyoto Animation arson attack" on QQ. After netizens learned about it, an "anti-stone storm" was set off. In the end, Hololive’s parent company Cover, announced the termination of the contract, and he subsequently issued an apology to netizens. On November 15, Shi resigned as investor, liaison officer, director and legal person of Shanghai Niujia Information Technology Co., Ltd. After that, he became the director of a psychiatric hospital in Minhang District, Shanghai, and his income has been good. But on September 22, 2020, a Virtual YouTuber named "Kiryu Coco" blatantly tied China and Taiwan as countries in the live broadcast, and Bilibili was banned on the spot for one month. But afterwards, not only did she not repent, she also supported messages that inti-Chinese on Twitter, and her Bilibili live broadcast room was permanently banned. After Shi Weibin saw such news, he angrily produced a video insulting Kiryu Coco. After that, this video was widely circulated on the Internet, and he was invited by Chen Guangsong to join the Sichuan Panda Association. On September 27, Shi Weibin established the Shanghai Branch of the Sichuan Panda Association in his home. For the next three days, he and his colleagues were busy with VTuber related matters. "Tomorrow is (China) National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival, what should I do?" Shi Weibin thought. When he had no clue, Zhang San came in with Hui Tailang. After entering, Zhang San broke the following information to Shi Weibin and prepared relevant documents. In order to cause a substantial blow to Tanigou Motoaki, shock the world with these things, and let them know we Chinese is not a good person to irritate, Shi Weibin decided to organize and publish these materials after their consent. On Lanyu Island in southeastern China, there is a place called Qingqing Grassland, which is a habitat for animals. In this grassland, there is a village called Yangcun, a paradise for sheep.There is a bakery in Yangcun. There is a sheep named Lan Yangyang, and this house is his home. He used to be lazy and didn't like labor, so his name came from.But in the past two years, Lan Yangyang began to become diligent. Although there are still bad habits before, he no longer sleeps, and he often does charity activities. These strange factors made the friends around him have to doubt his change. So Xi Yangyang began to investigate this matter, and after a period of secret investigation, it really got an amazing truth. It turned out that Lan Yangyang bought a computer, which he usually uses to play games (such as PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds and League of legends) and occasionally watch videos and listen to music. These are his preferences. But he doesn't just stay at home. Sometimes he also goes to exercise (including tekoki) and talks about life fun with friends outside. After he came into contact with the Internet, Lan Yangyang slowly became diligent on the advice of netizens. Xi Yangyang told his friends about the situation and they were very surprised. Fei Yangyang said to Xi Yangyang: "Lan Yangyang has changed a lot from before. There must be some secrets in his computer. Otherwise, we will put their computer in the middle of the night. Just steal it and copy the data on the computer!" "Yes! Fei Yangyang, listen, we are like this at night..." In the evening, Xi Yangyang and Fei Yangyang came to his home and moved his computer away while Lan Yangyang was sleeping. They moved the host to Xi Yangyang's home, plugged in a USB flash drive, and imported the host data into it. It only took ten minutes. These processes were completed, and three 1TB U disks were used before and after. They moved Lan Yangyang's computer back as before, but what they didn't know was that Lan Yangyang was awake long ago, and a camera was installed in his home to monitor their every move. After returning to Xi Yangyang's home, they browsed the files of Lan Yangyang in front of the computer, and then they couldn't help laughing. There are selfies of Lan Yangyang in the file, most of them are photos of life, and they inadvertently turned out his R18 nude photos... "Fuck, Lan Yangyang is growing really fast, his dick is only 15 years old and he is so old!" Fei Yangyang said. "These are not the main points, there are even more exciting ones!" Xi Yangyang checked his saved learning materials, there are a series of learning materials such as Zhang Yu’s mathematics, Xiao Xiurong’s Chinese politics, and Luo Xiang’s lecture on criminal law. There are also AV videos in China and Japan. The videos of Sora Aoi and Yui Hatano are all in it, and some of these videos are downloaded from Pornhub. Xi Yangyang Open the column folder, many of which are normal novels (including Liu Cixin’s science fiction novel "Three Body"), some more explicit pornographic articles, and even more than a dozen academic papers (such as Marx’s "Capital") ). Xi Yangyang clicked on the animation folder again, a series of animations such as "Boonie Bears", "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid" and "Year Hare Affair" are all in it. In addition, they also found some VTuber videos in this folder, some recorded and broadcast, and some small theaters, but the most awesome thing is that Lan Yangyang actually saved R18-MMD videos. Point Xi Yangyang opened the nude dance video of Shirakami Fubuki. It was normal at first, but from the clip of the crumbly fox's cunt, the lower body of Xi Yangyang and Fei Yangyang became hard. When a was about to be immersed in the VTuber world, Fei Yangyang suddenly said: "Xi Yangyang, I'm finished..." It turned out that Fei Yangyang was in estrus with Shirakami Fubuki, holding dick in his hand, masturbating, and ejaculated. "Xi Yangyang, I have something more amazing, I promise to let you die!" He turned to the bottom and clicked a video randomly, and found that it was a video of l candidly filmed Kiryu Coco and Xiao Zhan having sex. Xi Yangyang finally couldn't help it. The semen came out with Fei Yangyang. "So cool, there are so many treasures in Lan Yangyang's computer!" Fei Yangyang said. "Yes!" While masturbating while browsing the files, Xi Yangyang suddenly changed his face, "Fei Yangyang, come here..." The picture above is from Kiryu Coco's live broadcast on the morning of September 22, but this picture shows Coco juxtaposes Taiwan as a country. Fei Yangyang: "What's the matter? What did she do? VTuber has always been very good to Chinese people what." "If you see the next picture, you won't think so." Xi Yangyang clicked on some pictures. It was Hololive president Tanigou Mokoaki and his executives Fukuda Ikko and Suda Hitoshi's remarks that offended Chinese territory. There is also Hololive's "Reverse announcement" on Bilibili and Twitter. When Fei Yangyang saw this picture, he was angry: "japs really has no good intentions, they heart is already so bad." "Hololive adhere to the "One China" principle at bilibili, and it turns out to be "Chinese nationalism" on Twitter. This kind of double standard behavior of the company is disgusting, so I plan to post the video of Xiao Zhan and Kiryu Coco having sex for Twitter, to counter hololive." "What a great idea! Xi Yangyang, you are so smart, let those foreign people know that Chinese are not easy to mess with! From now on, I will be a fun sheep!" So they posted this video on Twitter and tweeted that this video was provided by Sun Xiaochuan. The next day, Lan Yangyang got up to wash, and found that the location of the computer host had changed, so he checked the surveillance and found that Xi Yangyang and Fei Yangyang stole his computer host late at night. In this regard, when Lan Yangyang edited the surveillance video and prepared to upload it to Pornhub, he saw Xi Yangyang video of Xiao Zhan and Kiryu Coco making love posted by Xi Yangyang on Twitter. Lan Yangyang was immediately very happy and thanked Xi Yangyang and Fei Yangyang on QQ. Surveillance video was given to them and let them handle it themselves. Later, Lan Yangyang sent a private message to Tsunomaki Watame on Twitter, inviting her to play at Lan's house. A few minutes later, Watame replied to his request, saying that he would come to his house in the afternoon and Lan was very satisfied. So he contacted Zhang San and asked him to secretly spread the video of him having sex with Watame. Zhang San saw the consequences and agreed. Sure enough, he is also a pornographic person... On the afternoon of September 29, when Lan Yangyang was using his computer to browse Twitter and polluted the hashtag "KiryuCoco", someone knocked on his door. Lan immediately turned off the computer and hurried to open the door. After opening the door, the person outside was Watame, she smiled and said to Lan in Chinese: “你好，懒羊羊！”(Hello, Lan Yangyang!) 「こんにちは、角巻わため！」(Hello, Tsunomaki Watame!) Lan said to her in Japanese, and then he invited Watame home. Lan and Watame are sitting leisurely on the sofa, and the pinhole camera in the corner is monitoring their every move. "Why did you invite me to come?"Watame said. "We are all sheep, maybe we can make friends."Lan said. "I think the same as you, do you want to get my body?" As she said, she touched Lan's lower body. She noticed that Lan's dick was starting to become hard, and immediately grabbed Lan's dick, and then twitched up and down. Lan Yangyang is unable to extricate himself from sexual desire, enjoying the happiness a brings him. More than ten seconds later, Lan's semen shot onto Watame's clothes and twitched a few dick. "I like Lan Yangyang's semen, but I’m not satisfied enough, I want to have sex with you~" Watame took off his underwear and inserted it in from the front, she's vagina was very loose, and he kept humming, and it was a lot of water after a few strokes. Lan put his hands on Watame's waist, and worked comfortably. They seemed to reject each other's request, but at this point, they felt that they could not stop. A few minutes later, Lan's semen shot into Watame's vagina, and Watame made a sexy gasping sound... Behind the pinhole camera, Zhang San first recorded the surveillance video completely, and then sent the video clip to Hui Tailang’s QQ. After seeing it, htl replied: “I didn’t expect that, Lan Yabgyang already has a girlfriend, otherwise, Tomorrow we will go to Shanghai to find Shi Weibin to break the news and expose Hololive's black material. What do you think?" After Zhang San saw the news, he immediately agreed to Hui Tailang's request. As the sun sets and night falls, Lan Yangyang and Tsunomaki Watame clasp each other's hands and look up at the stars. At this time, Ohara Rinne's singing came from the sky: 私は待ってる(I'm waiting) |
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《戈戈圈》之当敬汉卿穿越到了二次元【重生之我是张三】01 |
Characters: Wang Ge/王戈,Zhang San/张三,Luo Xiang/罗翔,Lan Yangyang/懒羊羊,Tsunomaki Watame/角巻わため/角卷绵芽,Xiao Zhan/肖战,Wang Yibo/王一博,Kiryuu Coco/桐生ココ/桐生可可,Tsai Ing-wen/蔡英文,Xi Yangyang/喜羊羊,Fei Yangyang/沸羊羊,Akai Haato/赤井はあと/赤井心,Tanigou Mokoaki | YAGOO/谷鄉元昭/谷乡元昭,Fukuda Ikko/福田一行,Suda Hitoshi/須田仁之/须田仁之,Abe Shinzo/安倍晋三,Suga Yoshihide/菅義偉/菅义伟,Nakiri Ayame/百鬼あやめ/百鬼绫目,Sun Xiaochuan/孙笑川,Kagura Mea/神楽めあ,Minato Aqua/湊あくあ,Zhou Shuyi/Mikuya Zhou/周淑怡,Shirakami Fubuki/白上フブキ/白上吹雪,Natsuiro Matsuri/夏色まつり/夏色祭,Inugami Korone/戌神ころね/戌神沁音,Nekomata Okayu/猫又おかゆ/猫又小粥,Wu Yifan/吴亦凡,Cai Xukun/蔡徐坤,Usada Pekora/兎田ぺこら/兔田佩克拉,Uruha Rushia/潤羽るしあ/润羽露西娅,Amane Kanata/天音かなた/天音彼方,Tokino Sora/ときのそら/时乃空,Kagura Nana/かぐらなな/神楽七奈,Hui Tailang/灰太狼,Joshua Wong Chi-fung/黄之锋,Agnes Chow/周庭,Zhao Mengyue | Renee/赵梦玥,Lu Benwei | Wh1t3zZ/卢本伟,Liu Mou | PDD/刘谋,Han Jinlong/韩金龙/芜湖大司马,Aoi Sola/蒼井そら/苍井空,Yui Hatano/はたのゆい/波多野结衣,Ohara Rinne/御原凛音,Shi Weibin/石巍斌
Work tags: Gege Circle/戈戈圈,Hololive/ホロライブ,Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf/喜羊羊与灰太狼,Chinese,VTuber/VUP/虚拟up主,Virtual YouTuber/バーチャルYouTuber/虚拟YouTuber,Bilibili/哔哩哔哩,Sichuan Panda Association/四川熊猫协会
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原文链接：https://archiveofourown.org/works/26732263
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我不希望这一切可怕的恶梦发生，但它还是发生了。
1995年张三偷看小姑娘洗澡，2004年在公共场所强制猥亵妇女，2014年强奸了一名猛男，从8岁到80岁无论男女都不放过。张三不光搞黄色，还犯下多起命案，手持狂战斧砍人。我感觉很可悲，我感觉很迷茫，我感觉很无力，但是我的立场永远不变。
到了这里，我们也只能忍痛割爱，并接受与他人不同的双重伤害。虽然这种伤害很深，但只是暂时的。
或许，在不久的将来，我们可以重新看到希望的曙光。
谨以此文纪念我喜欢的VTuber，以及曾经那些美好的回忆。
伟大的中华人民共和国万岁！伟大的中国共产党万岁！伟大的中国人民万岁！
2020年，这盛世，如你所愿！
张三找了个小三，小三要转正，张三没办法，给小三扔到粪坑。爹妈说，千万别做傻事，你还年轻。张三说：“彳亍。”爹妈把电话挂了，立即报警，张三给他爹妈打电话说：“张三不孝，只有来生再报答你们的养育之恩。”然后张三把他爹妈关在羊圈里，往身上浇凉水，往怀里塞冰块，让二百多只羊围着打，二百多只羊最后实在是受不了了，五花大绑把张三抬到公安机关去，路上醒来十次又被打死十次，最后张三还是把二百多只羊的命根子一刀切，然后躲在了白云山上，警察围困了十天十夜，张三弹尽粮绝，见熊猫吃熊猫，见金丝猴吃金丝猴，蟑螂都吃光了，见奥利给吃奥利给，呕！警察最后实在受不了了，一脚把张三踹到了悬崖，张三在跌落之前死死地拽着一根藤条，我从旁边过啊，张三大声说，大哥大哥帮帮我，我（罗翔）挥了挥手，说：“你好！”他也挥了挥手，一挥手就掉下去了。他说你还是不是人呢？我说我可能不是人，但是我说真的狗，张三掉下了悬崖，身上全都是血呀，张三穿着血衣回到家，发现老婆和另外一个男的躺在床上，张三说：“斯密马森（すみません/打扰了）！”然后张三从家跑了出来，深夜潜入李四家行窃，发现留长头发的李四正在睡觉，张三跟李四发生了性关系。结果这个李四喝得实在有点多，发生完关系之后才发现，发现身边躺着个男的，吓坏了，准备大叫，结果张三发现李四是男的，张三连忙逃跑，李四借着月光发现是张三，就没叫了。说：“怎么是你啊，吓我一跳。”张三说：“滚！”李四把张三关在撤硕里面，张三说：只有你们想不到的，没有我老三做不到的，今天我老三挑战一把吃粑粑，兄弟们，奥利给，干了！！！
最后张三拿了一个木偶娃娃戳戳戳念那个咒语，结果李四心脏病发作当场去世了。我们要看客观上有没有杀人行为，行为跟死亡结果有没有因果关系，在现代社会我们认为这种扎小人有没有侵犯生命权？没有。
构不构成故意杀人罪？不构成。
其实作为和不作为的区分好不好区分呐，不太好区分。
那么问题来了，请问狙杀蔡英文得什么罪？🐶👍👍
Notes:
2020年9月30日，一个风和日丽的早晨，在上海工作的石巍斌院长可谓是相当忙碌。
去年7月18日，石巍斌在QQ上发表对“京都动画纵火案”的恶意言论，在网友知道后，掀起了一场“反石风波”。最终Hololive母公司Cover宣布解约，他随后也对网友发表了谢罪声明。
11月15日，石辞去上海纽佳信息科技有限公司投资人、联络员、董事和法人职务。之后他在上海市闵行区的精神病医院当了院长，收入一直不错。可就在2020年9月22日，有一个叫“桐生可可”的VTuber在油管直播中公然将中国和中国台湾地区当作国家并列，b站直播当场封禁一个月。可事后她不仅没有悔改，还在推特上支持侮辱中国人的留言，直播间随即永久封禁。石巍斌看到这样的消息之后，愤怒地制作一个视频辱骂桐生可可，随后这段视频在网上流传甚广，他也因此被陈光松邀请加入四川熊猫协会。
9月27日，石巍斌在他的家里设立了四川熊猫协会上海分部。之后的这三天里，他和同事们都在忙着VTuber的相关事宜。“明天是国庆和中秋的假期，我应该做些什么呢？”石巍斌想。
就在他毫无头绪时，张三带着灰太狼进来了，进去之后张三对石巍斌爆料了以下内容，并准备了相关文件。为了对谷乡元昭造成实质性的打击，让这些事情震惊世界，让他们知道我们中国人是不好激怒的人，石巍斌在经过他们的同意之后，决定将这些资料整理后发表。
在中国东南的兰屿岛，有个地方叫青青草原，这里是岛上动物的栖息地。在这片草原，有一个村叫羊村，是羊群的乐园。而在羊村有一个面包房，有一只羊叫懒羊羊，这个房子是他的家。他在以前很懒惰，喜欢吃喝拉撒，整天就是睡觉，他的名字也因此而来。
但在这两年间，懒羊羊开始变得勤快起来，虽然喜欢吃喝的习惯还是有的，但他不再沉睡，而且他还经常在羊村当志愿者。这些奇怪的因素，使得他周围的朋友不得不怀疑，究竟是什么原因让他自我改变。于是喜羊羊开始着手调查这件事情，经过一段时间的秘密调查之后，果然得到了一个惊人的真相。
原来，懒羊羊买了一台电脑，平常都用来打游戏（比如绝地求生、英雄联盟），偶尔也会看一下视频听音乐，这些都是他的喜好。但他并不会宅在家里，有时他也会去运动（包括手冲🐶），和小飞机在外面谈谈生活趣事。而他接触网络之后，在网友的建议下，懒羊羊慢慢变得勤奋了。
喜羊羊将这些情况告诉他的朋友们，他们感到非常惊讶，沸羊羊对喜羊羊说：“懒羊羊相比以前有很大的改变，他的电脑肯定有什么秘密，要不我们在深夜的时候把他们的电脑偷过来，然后复制电脑上的数据就好啦！”
“对！沸羊羊，你听着，晚上我们这样……”
晚上，喜羊羊和沸羊羊来到他家，趁懒羊羊睡觉的时候把他的电脑搬走了，他们将主机搬到喜羊羊的家，喜羊羊插上U盘，将主机数据导入里面，仅用十分钟的时间就把这些流程完成了，前后用了三个1TB的U盘。他们像原来一样把懒羊羊的电脑搬回去，可他们不知道的是，懒羊羊早就醒了，而且他家里安装了摄像头，监视着他们的一举一动。
回到喜羊羊家之后，他们在电脑前浏览着懒羊羊的文件，随后他们不禁笑出了声。文件里面有懒羊羊的自拍照，大多数都是生活的照片，而他们不经意间翻出了他的R18裸体照片……
“我去，懒羊羊发育真快，才15岁就这么大了！”沸羊羊说。
“这些都不是重点，还有更劲爆的呢！”喜羊羊查看了他保存的学习资料，有张宇数学、肖秀荣政治、罗翔讲刑法等一系列学习资料，里面还有国产区和日本区的AV视频，苍井空、波多野结衣的视频都在里面，而这些视频有一部分是从Pornhub下载的。
喜羊羊打开专栏文件夹，很多都是正常的小说（其中有刘慈欣的科幻小说《三体》），也有一些比较卖肉的爽文，甚至还有十几篇学术论文（比如马克思的著作《资本论》）。
喜羊羊又点开了动漫文件夹，《熊出没》、《小林家的龙女仆》、《那年那兔那些事》等一系列动漫都在里面，此外他们还在这个文件夹发现了一些国内外VTuber的视频，有录播的，也有小剧场的，不过最牛逼的是懒羊羊居然还保存了R18-MMD的视频。喜羊羊点开了白上吹雪的裸体跳舞视频，刚开始还正常，可从屑狐狸露批的片段开始起，喜羊羊和沸羊羊的下体就硬了，在喜羊羊快要沉浸在VTuber世界中的时候，沸羊羊突然说：“喜羊羊，我好了……”
原来沸羊羊对着白上吹雪发情，手抓着肉棒自慰，把精液射出来了。“喜羊羊，我还有更劲爆的，保证能让你爽死！”他翻到了最下面，随便点了一个视频，发现居然是懒羊羊偷拍桐生可可和肖战做爱的录像，喜羊羊最后也忍不住了，跟着沸羊羊一起把精液射了出来。
“好爽啊，懒羊羊的电脑里面居然有那么多宝藏！”沸羊羊说。
“是啊！”喜羊羊一边自慰一边浏览着文件，突然脸色变了，“沸羊羊，你过来……”
“什么东西？”沸羊羊顺着喜羊羊的手指望去，随后他震惊了。
上面的图片是桐生可可在9月22日早上直播时的图片，但这个图片显示可可将中国和中国台湾地区当作国家并列，沸羊羊：“这怎么回事？她干了什么？本来VTuber对中国人一向很好啊。”
“你如果看到下一张图片的时候就不会这么想了。”喜羊羊点开一些图片，是Hololive社长谷乡元昭及其高层福田一行、须田仁之发表的涉及中国领土分裂的言论，还有b站和推特上Hololive的“阴阳公告”。沸羊羊看到这张图片后愤怒了：“小日本鬼子果然没好心，骨子里已经坏到这种地步了。”
“官方在b站坚守“一个中国”的原则，结果到推特那里就是‘中国民族主义’，这种公司的双标行为令人作呕，所以我打算把肖战和桐生可可做爱的视频发到推特，让官方打脸。”
“真是个好主意！喜羊羊，你真聪明，让那些外国人知道，我们中国是不好惹的！从现在开始，我当一个乐子人（羊）！”
于是，他们把这段视频发到了推特上，并在推文称这段视频是孙笑川提供的。
次日，懒羊羊起床洗漱后，发现主机的位置不对劲，于是懒羊羊查看监控，果然发现喜羊羊和沸羊羊在深夜偷走他的电脑主机。对此，懒羊羊将监控录像剪辑，准备上传到Pornhub的时候，他在推特上看到喜羊羊发布的肖战和桐生可可做爱的视频，懒羊羊顿时很开心，并在QQ上感谢喜羊羊和沸羊羊，把监控录像给了他们，让他们自己处理。
之后，懒羊羊在推特上给角卷棉芽发了私信，邀请她到懒羊羊的家玩，几分钟后懒羊羊又看了私信，发现羊娘回复了他的请求，表示下午会来他家做客，懒羊羊很满意。于是他联系张三，让他把自己和角卷做爱的视频秘密传播，张三看到后果断答应，果然他也是个老色批……
9月29日下午，懒羊羊正在用电脑开着推特小号，污染桐生可可的hashtag时，有人敲开了他家的门，懒羊羊立马关掉电脑，急忙跑去开门。打开门之后，在外面的人正是角卷棉芽，她微笑着用中文对懒羊羊说了一句：“你好，懒羊羊！”
「こんにちは、角巻わため！（你好，角卷棉芽！）」懒羊羊用日语对她说，随后他把羊娘请到家里。
懒羊羊和角卷棉芽悠闲的坐在沙发上，墙角的针孔摄像头，在那监视着他们的一举一动。
"Why did you invite me to come?（你邀请我来是因为什么呢？）"羊娘说。
"We are all sheep, maybe we can make friends.（我们都是羊，也许我们可以交个朋友。）"懒羊羊说。
"I think the same as you, do you want to get my body?（我的想法和你一样，你想获取我的身体吗？）"羊娘说着就摸了懒羊羊的下体，她察觉到懒羊羊的鸡巴开始硬了，马上抓住懒羊羊的鸡巴，然后上下抽动。懒羊羊在性的欲望中无法自拔，享受着角卷棉芽给他带来的快乐。十几秒后，懒羊羊的精液射在了角卷棉芽的衣服上面，并抽搐了几下。
"I like Lan Yangyang's semen, but I’m not satisfied enough, I want to have sex with you~（我喜欢懒羊羊的精液，但是我还不够满足，我想和你做爱～）"
角卷棉芽把自己的内裤脱下来，从前面插了进去，羊娘的阴道很松，不断的哼哼着，动几下水就很多了，懒羊羊双手把着羊娘的腰，娇喘地干得过瘾。他们似乎很拒绝对方的请求，但是到了这一步，他们才感到已经停不下来了。
几分钟后，懒羊羊的精液射进角卷棉芽的阴道里面，羊娘发出了性感的娇喘声……
在针孔摄像头的背后，张三先把监控录像完整录制下来，然后将视频剪辑发给灰太狼的QQ，灰太狼看到之后，回了一句：“没想到啊，懒羊羊已经有女朋友了，兄弟要不这样，明天我们去上海找石巍斌爆料这些事情，黑一把Hololive，你看怎么样？”张三看到消息后，立马答应了灰太狼的请求。
夕阳西下，夜幕降临，懒羊羊和角卷棉芽互相紧握着手，抬头仰望星空。这时，天空中传来了御原凛音的歌声：
私は待ってる（我在等待着）
いつか出会うあなたを（总有一天能与你相见）
約束したこの場所で（在这个约定的地方）
胸の中ずっと 守り続けた（在心中一直 想将其守护下去）
夢と願い（梦想和愿望）
あなたと叶えたいの（想和你一起实现呢）
どれだけ時が経っても（无论时光如何荏苒）
記憶は消えないから（这份记忆都不会消失的啦）
何度でも探しては（无论几次都要去追寻）
何度でも見つけ出す（无论几次都要将你找到）
どんな運命だとしても（不管命运如何捉弄）
この手を握りしめて（我都会紧握这双手）
二度と離さないから（不会再放开的啦）
未来への旅路を（绵延向未来的旅途）
一緒に歩きたい（想和你一同行走）