confusion

Apparently there is some confusion about what you're supposed to do with your life.

The captain is here to relieve you of your burden.

Your life is given by the insane improbability of the coming together of billions of disparate parts. You will have a sliver of life while possessing this mysterious agglomeration. The only solution, then, is to prioritize your life on the transcendental: Truth, Beauty, Love, and Justice. These are the only things valuable enough to spend your time upon.